Chapter 2.5.VII.

Constitution will not march.

To all which our poor Legislative, tied up by an unmarching

Constitution, can oppose nothing, by way of remedy, but mere

bursts of parliamentary eloquence! They go on, debating,

denouncing, objurgating: loud weltering Chaos, which devours

_itself._

But their two thousand and odd Decrees? Reader, these happily

concern not thee, nor me. Mere Occasional Decrees, foolish and

not foolish; sufficient for _that_ day was its own evil! Of the

whole two thousand there are not, now half a score, and these

mostly blighted in the bud by royal _Veto_, that will profit or

disprofit us. On the 17th of January, the Legislative, for one

thing, got its High Court, its _Haute Cour_, set up at Orléans.

The theory had been given by the Constituent, in May last, but

this is the reality: a Court for the trial of Political Offences;

a Court which cannot want work. To this it was decreed that there

needed no royal Acceptance, therefore that there could be no

_Veto_. Also Priests can now be married; ever since last October.

A patriotic adventurous Priest had made bold to marry himself

then; and not thinking this enough, came to the bar with his new

spouse; that the whole world might hold honey-moon with him, and

a Law be obtained.

Less joyful are the Laws against Refractory Priests; and yet no

less needful! Decrees on Priests and Decrees on Emigrants: these

are the two brief Series of Decrees, worked out with endless

debate, and then cancelled by _Veto_, which mainly concern us

here. For an august National Assembly must needs conquer these

Refractories, Clerical or Laic, and thumbscrew them into

obedience; yet, behold, always as you turn your legislative

thumbscrew, and will press and even crush till Refractories give

way,—King’s _Veto_ steps in, with magical paralysis; and your

thumbscrew, hardly squeezing, much less crushing, does not act!

Truly a melancholy Set of Decrees, a pair of Sets; paralysed by

_Veto!_ First, under date the 28th of October 1791, we have

Legislative Proclamation, issued by herald and bill-sticker;

inviting Monsieur, the King’s Brother to return within two

months, under penalties. To which invitation Monsieur replies

nothing; or indeed replies by Newspaper Parody, inviting the

august Legislative “to return to common sense within two months,”

under penalties. Whereupon the Legislative must take stronger

measures. So, on the 9th of November, we declare all Emigrants to

be “suspect of conspiracy;” and, in brief, to be “outlawed,” if

they have not returned at Newyear’s-day:—Will the King say

_Veto?_ That “triple impost” shall be levied on these men’s

Properties, or even their Properties be “put in sequestration,”

one can understand. But further, on Newyear’s-day itself, not an

individual having “returned,” we declare, and with fresh emphasis

some fortnight later again declare, That Monsieur is _déchu_,

forfeited of his eventual Heirship to the Crown; nay more that

Condé, Calonne, and a considerable List of others are accused of

high treason; and shall be judged by our High Court of Orléans:

_Veto!_—Then again as to Nonjurant Priests: it was decreed, in

November last, that they should forfeit what Pensions they had;

be “put under inspection, under _surveillance_,” and, if need

were, be banished: _Veto!_ A still sharper turn is coming; but to

this also the answer will be, _Veto_.

_Veto_ after _Veto;_ your thumbscrew paralysed! Gods and men may

see that the Legislative is in a false position. As, alas, who is

in a true one? Voices already murmur for a “National

Convention.”[446] This poor Legislative, spurred and stung into

action by a whole France and a whole Europe, cannot act; can only

objurgate and perorate; with stormy “motions,” and motion in

which is no _way;_ with effervescence, with noise and fuliginous

fury!

What scenes in that National Hall! President jingling his

inaudible bell; or, as utmost signal of distress, clapping on his

hat; “the tumult subsiding in twenty minutes,” and this or the

other indiscreet Member sent to the Abbaye Prison for three days!

Suspected Persons must be summoned and questioned; old M. de

Sombreuil of the _Invalides_ has to give account of himself, and

why he leaves his Gates open. Unusual smoke rose from the Sèvres

Pottery, indicating conspiracy; the Potters explained that it was

Necklace-Lamotte’s _Mémoires_, bought up by her Majesty, which

they were endeavouring to suppress by fire,[447]—which

nevertheless he that runs may still read.

Again, it would seem, Duke de Brissac and the King’s

Constitutional-Guard are “making cartridges secretly in the

cellars;” a set of Royalists, pure and impure; black cut-throats

many of them, picked out of gaming houses and sinks; in all Six

thousand instead of Eighteen hundred; who evidently gloom on us

every time we enter the Château.[448] Wherefore, with infinite

debate, let Brissac and King’s Guard be _disbanded_. Disbanded

accordingly they are; after only two months of existence, for

they did not get on foot till March of this same year. So ends

briefly the King’s new Constitutional _Maison Militaire;_ he must

now be guarded by mere Swiss and blue Nationals again. It seems

the lot of Constitutional things. New Constitutional _Maison

Civile_ he would never even establish, much as Barnave urged it;

old resident Duchesses sniffed at it, and held aloof; on the

whole her Majesty thought it not worth while, the Noblesse would

so soon be back triumphant.[449]

Or, looking still into this National Hall and its scenes, behold

Bishop Torné, a Constitutional Prelate, not of severe morals,

demanding that “religious costumes and such caricatures” be

abolished. Bishop Torné warms, catches fire; finishes by untying,

and indignantly flinging on the table, as if for gage or bet, his

own pontifical cross. Which cross, at any rate, is instantly

covered by the cross of _Te-Deum_ Fauchet, then by other crosses,

and insignia, till all are stripped; this clerical Senator

clutching off his skull-cap, that other his frill-collar,—lest

Fanaticism return on us.[450]

Quick is the movement here! And then so confused, unsubstantial,

you might call it almost _spectral;_ pallid, dim, inane, like the

Kingdoms of Dis! Unruly Liguet, shrunk to a kind of spectre for

us, pleads here, some cause that he has: amid rumour and

interruption, which excel human patience; he “tears his papers,

and withdraws,” the irascible adust little man. Nay honourable

members will tear their papers, being effervescent: Merlin of

Thionville tears his papers, crying: ‘So, the People cannot be

saved by _you!_’ Nor are Deputations wanting: Deputations of

Sections; generally with complaint and denouncement, always with

Patriot fervour of sentiment: Deputation of Women, pleading that

they also may be allowed to take Pikes, and exercise in the

Champ-de-Mars. Why not, ye Amazons, if it be in you? Then

occasionally, having done our message and got answer, we “defile

through the Hall, singing _ça-ira;_” or rather roll and whirl

through it, “dancing our _ronde patriotique_ the while,”—our new

_Carmagnole_, or Pyrrhic war-dance and liberty-dance. Patriot

Huguenin, Ex-Advocate, Ex-Carabineer, Ex-Clerk of the Barriers,

comes deputed, with Saint-Antoine at his heels; denouncing

Anti-patriotism, Famine, Forstalment and Man-eaters; asks an

august Legislative: ‘Is there not a _tocsin in your hearts_

against these _mangeurs d’hommes!_’[451]

But above all things, for this is a continual business, the

Legislative has to reprimand the King’s Ministers. Of His

Majesty’s Ministers we have said hitherto, and say, next to

nothing. Still more spectral these! Sorrowful; of no permanency

any of them, none at least since Montmorin vanished: the “eldest

of the King’s Council” is occasionally not ten days old![452]

Feuillant-Constitutional, as your respectable Cahier de Gerville,

as your respectable unfortunate Delessarts; or

Royalist-Constitutional, as Montmorin last Friend of Necker; or

Aristocrat as Bertrand-Moleville: they flit there phantom-like,

in the huge simmering confusion; poor shadows, dashed in the

racking winds; powerless, without meaning;—whom the human memory

need not charge itself with.

But how often, we say, are these poor Majesty’s Ministers

summoned over; to be questioned, tutored; nay, threatened, almost

bullied! They answer what, with adroitest simulation and

casuistry, they can: of which a poor Legislative knows not what

to make. One thing only is clear, That Cimmerian Europe is

girdling us in; that France (not actually dead, surely?) cannot

march. Have a care, ye Ministers! Sharp Guadet transfixes you

with cross-questions, with sudden Advocate-conclusions; the

sleeping tempest that is in Vergniaud can be awakened. Restless

Brissot brings up Reports, Accusations, endless thin Logic; it is

the man’s highday even now. Condorcet redacts, with his firm pen,

our “Address of the Legislative Assembly to the French

Nation.”[453] Fiery Max Isnard, who, for the rest, will ‘carry

not Fire and Sword’ on those Cimmerian Enemies ‘but Liberty,’—is

for declaring ‘that we hold Ministers responsible; and that by

responsibility we mean death, _nous entendons la mort_.’

For verily it grows serious: the time presses, and traitors there

are. Bertrand-Moleville has a smooth tongue, the known

Aristocrat; gall in his heart. How his answers and explanations

flow ready; jesuitic, plausible to the ear! But perhaps the

notablest is this, which befell once when Bertrand had done

answering and was withdrawn. Scarcely had the august Assembly

begun considering what was to be done with him, when the Hall

fills with _smoke_. Thick sour smoke: no oratory, only wheezing

and barking;—irremediable; so that the august Assembly has to

adjourn![454] A miracle? Typical miracle? One knows not: only

this one seems to know, that “the Keeper of the Stoves _was

appointed_ by Bertrand” or by some underling of his!—O fuliginous

confused Kingdom of Dis, with thy Tantalus-Ixion toils, with thy

angry Fire-floods, and Streams named of Lamentation, why hast

thou not thy Lethe too, that so one might _finish?_

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