Chapter 2.5.V.

Kings and Emigrants.

Extremely rheumatic Constitutions have been known to march, and

keep on their feet, though in a staggering sprawling manner, for

long periods, in virtue of one thing only: that the _Head_ were

healthy. But this Head of the French Constitution! What King

Louis is and cannot help being, Readers already know. A King who

cannot take the Constitution, nor reject the Constitution: nor do

anything at all, but miserably ask, What shall I do? A King

environed with endless confusions; in whose own mind is no germ

of order. Haughty implacable remnants of Noblesse struggling with

humiliated repentant Barnave-Lameths: struggling in that obscure

element of fetchers and carriers, of Half-pay braggarts from the

Café Valois, of Chambermaids, whisperers, and subaltern officious

persons; fierce Patriotism looking on all the while, more and

more suspicious, from without: what, in such struggle, can they

do? At best, _cancel_ one another, and produce _zero_. Poor King!

Barnave and your Senatorial Jaucourts speak earnestly into this

ear; Bertrand-Moleville, and Messengers from Coblentz, speak

earnestly into that: the poor Royal head turns to the one side

and to the other side; can turn itself fixedly to no side. Let

Decency drop a veil over it: sorrier misery was seldom enacted in

the world. This one small fact, does it not throw the saddest

light on much? The Queen is lamenting to Madam Campan: ‘What am I

to do? When they, these Barnaves, get us advised to any step

which the Noblesse do not like, then I am pouted at; nobody comes

to my card table; the King’s Couchée is solitary.’[428] In such a

case of dubiety, what _is_ one to do? Go inevitably to the

ground!

The King has accepted this Constitution, knowing beforehand that

it will not serve: he studies it, and executes it in the hope

mainly that it will be found inexecutable. King’s Ships lie

rotting in harbour, their officers gone; the Armies disorganised;

robbers scour the highways, which wear down unrepaired; all

Public Service lies slack and waste: the Executive makes no

effort, or an effort only to throw the blame on the Constitution.

Shamming death, “_faisant le mort!_” What Constitution, use it in

this manner, can march? “Grow to disgust the Nation” it will

truly,[429]—unless _you_ first grow to disgust the Nation! It is

Bertrand de Moleville’s plan, and his Majesty’s; the best they

can form.

Or if, after all, this best-plan proved too slow; proved a

failure? Provident of that too, the Queen, shrouded in deepest

mystery, “writes all day, in cipher, day after day, to Coblentz;”

Engineer Goguelat, he of the _Night of Spurs_, whom the Lafayette

Amnesty has delivered from Prison, rides and runs. Now and then,

on fit occasion, a Royal familiar visit can be paid to that Salle

de Manége, an affecting encouraging Royal Speech (sincere, doubt

it not, for the moment) can be delivered there, and the Senators

all cheer and almost weep;—at the same time Mallet du Pan has

visibly ceased editing, and invisibly bears abroad a King’s

Autograph, soliciting help from the Foreign Potentates.[430]

Unhappy Louis, _do_ this thing or else that other,—if thou

couldst!

The thing which the King’s Government did do was to stagger

distractedly from contradiction to contradiction; and wedding

Fire to Water, envelope itself in hissing, and ashy steam! Danton

and needy corruptible Patriots are sopped with presents of cash:

they accept the sop: they rise refreshed by it, and travel their

own way.[431] Nay, the King’s Government did likewise hire

Hand-clappers, or _claqueurs_, persons to applaud. Subterranean

Rivarol has Fifteen Hundred men in King’s pay, at the rate of

some ten thousand pounds sterling per month; what he calls “a

staff of genius:” Paragraph-writers, Placard-Journalists; “two

hundred and eighty Applauders, at three shillings a day:” one of

the strangest Staffs ever commanded by man. The muster-rolls and

account-books of which still exist.[432] Bertrand-Moleville

himself, in a way he thinks very dexterous, contrives to pack the

Galleries of the Legislative; gets Sansculottes hired to go

thither, and applaud at a signal given, they fancying it was

Pétion that bid them: a device which was not detected for almost

a week. Dexterous enough; as if a man finding the Day fast

decline should determine on altering the Clockhands: _that_ is a

thing possible for him.

Here too let us note an unexpected apparition of Philippe

d’Orléans at Court: his last at the Levee of any King. D’Orléans,

sometime in the winter months seemingly, has been appointed to

that old first-coveted rank of Admiral,—though only over ships

rotting in port. The wished-for comes too late! However, he waits

on Bertrand-Moleville to give thanks: nay to state that he would

willingly thank his Majesty in person; that, in spite of all the

horrible things men have said and sung, he is far from being his

Majesty’s enemy; at bottom, how far! Bertrand delivers the

message, brings about the royal Interview, which does pass to the

satisfaction of his Majesty; d’Orléans seeming clearly repentant,

determined to turn over a new leaf. And yet, next Sunday, what do

we see? “Next Sunday,” says Bertrand, “he came to the King’s

Levee; but the Courtiers ignorant of what had passed, the crowd

of Royalists who were accustomed to resort thither on that day

specially to pay their court, gave him the most humiliating

reception. They came pressing round him; managing, as if by

mistake, to tread on his toes, to elbow him towards the door, and

not let him enter again. He went downstairs to her Majesty’s

Apartments, where cover was laid; so soon as he shewed face,

sounds rose on all sides, ‘_Messieurs, take care of the dishes_,’

as if he had carried poison in his pockets. The insults which his

presence every where excited forced him to retire without having

seen the Royal Family: the crowd followed him to the Queen’s

Staircase; in descending, he received a spitting (_crachat_) on

the head, and some others, on his clothes. Rage and spite were

seen visibly painted on his face:”[433] as indeed how could they

miss to be? He imputes it all to the King and Queen, who know

nothing of it, who are even much grieved at it; and so descends,

to his Chaos again. Bertrand was there at the Château that day

himself, and an eye-witness to these things.

For the rest, Non-jurant Priests, and the repression of them,

will distract the King’s conscience; Emigrant Princes and

Noblesse will force him to double-dealing: there must be _veto_

on _veto;_ amid the ever-waxing indignation of men. For

Patriotism, as we said, looks on from without, more and more

suspicious. Waxing tempest, blast after blast, of Patriot

indignation, from without; dim inorganic whirl of Intrigues,

Fatuities, within! Inorganic, fatuous; from which the eye turns

away. De Staël intrigues for her so gallant Narbonne, to get him

made War-Minister; and ceases not, having got him made. The King

shall fly to Rouen; shall there, with the gallant Narbonne,

properly “modify the Constitution.” This is the same brisk

Narbonne, who, last year, cut out from their entanglement, by

force of dragoons, those poor fugitive Royal Aunts: men say he is

at bottom their Brother, or even _more_, so scandalous is

scandal. He drives now, with his de Staël, rapidly to the Armies,

to the Frontier Towns; produces rose-coloured Reports, not too

credible; perorates, gesticulates; wavers poising himself on the

top, for a moment, seen of men; then tumbles, dismissed, washed

away by the Time-flood.

Also the fair Princess de Lamballe intrigues, bosom friend of her

Majesty: to the angering of Patriotism. Beautiful Unfortunate,

why did she ever return from England? Her small silver-voice,

what can it profit in that piping of the black World-tornado?

Which will whirl _her_, poor fragile Bird of Paradise, against

grim rocks. Lamballe and de Staël intrigue visibly, apart or

together: but who shall reckon how many others, and in what

infinite ways, invisibly! Is there not what one may call an

“Austrian Committee,” sitting invisible in the Tuileries; centre

of an invisible Anti-National Spiderweb, which, for we sleep

among mysteries, stretches its threads to the ends of the Earth?

Journalist Carra has now the clearest certainty of it: to

Brissotin Patriotism, and France generally, it is growing more

and more probable.

O Reader, hast thou no pity for this Constitution? Rheumatic

shooting pains in its members; pressure of hydrocephale and

hysteric vapours on its Brain: a Constitution divided against

itself; which will never march, hardly even stagger? Why were not

Drouet and Procureur Sausse in their beds, that unblessed

Varennes Night! Why did they not, in the name of Heaven, let the

Korff Berline go whither it listed! Nameless incoherency,

incompatibility, perhaps prodigies at which the world still

shudders, had been spared.

But now comes the third thing that bodes ill for the marching of

this French Constitution: besides the French People, and the

French King, there is thirdly—the assembled European world? it

has become necessary now to look at that also. Fair France is so

luminous: and round and round it, is troublous Cimmerian Night.

Calonnes, Bréteuils hover dim, far-flown; overnetting Europe with

intrigues. From Turin to Vienna; to Berlin, and utmost Petersburg

in the frozen North! Great Burke has raised his great voice long

ago; eloquently demonstrating that the end of an Epoch is come,

to all appearance the end of Civilised Time. Him many answer:

Camille Desmoulins, Clootz Speaker of Mankind, Paine the

rebellious Needleman, and honourable Gallic Vindicators in that

country and in this: but the great Burke remains unanswerable;

“The Age of Chivalry _is_ gone,” and could not but go, having now

produced the still more indomitable Age of Hunger. Altars enough,

of the Dubois-Rohan sort, changing to the Gobel-and-Talleyrand

sort, are faring by rapid transmutation to, shall we say, the

right Proprietor of them? French Game and French Game-Preservers

did alight on the Cliffs of Dover, with cries of distress. Who

will say that the end of much is not come? A set of mortals has

risen, who believe that Truth is not a printed Speculation, but a

practical Fact; that Freedom and Brotherhood are possible in this

Earth, supposed always to be Belial’s, which “the Supreme Quack”

was to inherit! Who will say that Church, State, Throne, Altar

are not in danger; that the sacred Strong-box itself, last

Palladium of effete Humanity, may not be blasphemously blown

upon, and its padlocks undone?

The poor Constituent Assembly might act with what delicacy and

diplomacy it would; declare that it abjured meddling with its

neighbours, foreign conquest, and so forth; but from the first

this thing was to be predicted: that old Europe and new France

could not subsist _together_. A Glorious Revolution, oversetting

State-Prisons and Feudalism; publishing, with outburst of

Federative Cannon, in face of all the Earth, that Appearance is

not Reality, how shall it subsist amid Governments which, if

Appearance is _not_ Reality, are—one knows not what? In death

feud, and internecine wrestle and battle, it shall subsist with

them; not otherwise.

Rights of Man, printed on Cotton Handkerchiefs, in various

dialects of human speech, pass over to the Frankfort Fair.[434]

What say we, Frankfort Fair? They have crossed Euphrates and the

fabulous Hydaspes; wafted themselves beyond the Ural, Altai,

Himmalayah: struck off from wood stereotypes, in angular

Picture-writing, they are jabbered and jingled of in China and

Japan. Where will it stop? Kien-Lung smells mischief; not the

remotest Dalai-Lama shall now knead his dough-pills in

peace.—Hateful to us; as is the Night! Bestir yourselves, ye

Defenders of Order! They do bestir themselves: all Kings and

Kinglets, with their spiritual temporal array, are astir; their

brows clouded with menace. Diplomatic emissaries fly swift;

Conventions, privy Conclaves assemble; and wise wigs wag, taking

what counsel they can.

Also, as we said, the Pamphleteer draws pen, on this side and

that: zealous fists beat the Pulpit-drum. Not without issue! Did

not iron Birmingham, shouting “Church and King,” itself knew not

why, burst out, last July, into rage, drunkenness, and fire; and

your Priestleys, and the like, dining there on that Bastille day,

get the maddest singeing: scandalous to consider! In which same

days, as we can remark, high Potentates, Austrian and Prussian,

with Emigrants, were faring towards Pilnitz in Saxony; there, on

the 27th of August, they, keeping to themselves what further

“secret Treaty” there might or might not be, did publish their

hopes and their threatenings, their Declaration that it was “the

common cause of Kings.”

Where a will to quarrel is, there is a way. Our readers remember

that Pentecost-Night, Fourth of August 1789, when Feudalism fell

in a few hours? The National Assembly, in abolishing Feudalism,

promised that “compensation” should be given; and did endeavour

to give it. Nevertheless the Austrian Kaiser answers that his

German Princes, for their part, cannot be unfeudalised; that they

have Possessions in French Alsace, and Feudal Rights secured to

them, for which no conceivable compensation will suffice. So this

of the Possessioned Princes, “_Princes Possessionés_” is bandied

from Court to Court; covers acres of diplomatic paper at this

day: a weariness to the world. Kaunitz argues from Vienna;

Delessart responds from Paris, though perhaps not sharply enough.

The Kaiser and his Possessioned Princes will too evidently come

and _take_ compensation—so much as they can get. Nay might one

not _partition_ France, as we have done Poland, and are doing;

and so pacify it with a vengeance?

From South to North! For actually it is “the common cause of

Kings.” Swedish Gustav, sworn Knight of the Queen of France, will

lead Coalised Armies;—had not Ankarstrom treasonously shot him;

for, indeed, there were griefs nearer home.[435] Austria and

Prussia speak at Pilnitz; all men intensely listening: Imperial

Rescripts have gone out from Turin; there will be secret

Convention at Vienna. Catherine of Russia beckons approvingly;

will help, were she ready. Spanish Bourbon stirs amid his

pillows; from him too, even from him, shall there come help. Lean

Pitt, “the Minister of Preparatives,” looks out from his

watch-tower in Saint-James’s, in a suspicious manner. Councillors

plotting, Calonnes dim-hovering;—alas, Serjeants rub-a-dubbing

openly through all manner of German market-towns, collecting

ragged valour![436] Look where you will, immeasurable

Obscurantism is girdling this fair France; which, again, will not

be girdled by it. Europe is in travail; pang after pang; what a

shriek was that of Pilnitz! The birth will be: WAR.

Nay the worst feature of the business is this last, still to be

named; the Emigrants at Coblentz, so many thousands ranking

there, in bitter hate and menace: King’s Brothers, all Princes of

the Blood except wicked d’Orléans; your duelling de Castries,

your eloquent Cazalès; bull-headed Malseignes, a wargod Broglie;

Distaff Seigneurs, insulted Officers, all that have ridden across

the Rhine-stream;—d’Artois welcoming Abbé Maury with a kiss, and

clasping him publicly to his own royal heart! Emigration, flowing

over the Frontiers, now in drops, now in streams, in various

humours of fear, of petulance, rage and hope, ever since those

first Bastille days when d’Artois went, “to shame the citizens of

Paris,”—has swollen to the size of a Phenomenon of the world.

Coblentz is become a small extra-national Versailles; a

Versailles _in partibus:_ briguing, intriguing, favouritism,

strumpetocracy itself, they say, goes on there; all the old

activities, on a small scale, quickened by hungry Revenge.

Enthusiasm, of loyalty, of hatred and hope, has risen to a high

pitch; as, in any Coblentz tavern, you may hear, in speech, and

in singing. Maury assists in the interior Council; much is

decided on; for one thing, they keep lists of the dates of your

emigrating; a month sooner, or a month later determines your

greater or your less right to the coming Division of the Spoil.

Cazalès himself, because he had occasionally spoken with a

Constitutional tone, was looked on coldly at first: so pure are

our principles.[437] And arms are a-hammering at Liège; “three

thousand horses” ambling hitherward from the Fairs of Germany:

Cavalry enrolling; likewise Foot-soldiers, “in blue coat, red

waistcoat, and nankeen trousers!”[438] They have their secret

domestic correspondences, as their open foreign: with disaffected

Crypto-Aristocrats, with contumacious Priests, with Austrian

Committee in the Tuileries. Deserters are spirited over by

assiduous crimps; Royal-Allemand is gone almost wholly. Their

route of march, towards France and the Division of the Spoil, is

marked out, were the Kaiser once ready. ‘It is said, they mean to

poison the sources; but,’ adds Patriotism making Report of it,

‘they will not poison the source of Liberty,’ whereat “_on

applaudit_,” we cannot but applaud. Also they have manufactories

of False Assignats; and men that circulate in the interior

distributing and disbursing the same; one of these we denounce

now to Legislative Patriotism: “A man Lebrun by name; about

thirty years of age, with blonde hair and in quantity; has,” only

for the time being surely, “a black-eye, _œil poché;_ goes in a

_wiski_ with a black horse,”[439]—always keeping his Gig!

Unhappy Emigrants, it was their lot, and the lot of France! They

are ignorant of much that they should know: of themselves, of

what is around them. A Political Party that knows not _when it is

beaten_, may become one of the fatallist of things, to itself,

and to all. Nothing will convince these men that they cannot

scatter the French Revolution at the first blast of their

war-trumpet; that the French Revolution is other than a

blustering Effervescence, of brawlers and spouters, which, at the

flash of chivalrous broadswords, at the rustle of gallows-ropes,

will burrow itself, in dens the deeper the welcomer. But, alas,

what man does know and measure himself, and the things that are

round him;—else where were the need of physical fighting at all?

Never, till they are cleft asunder, can these heads believe that

a Sansculottic arm has any vigour in it: cleft asunder, it will

be too late to believe.

One may say, without spleen against his poor erring brothers of

any side, that above all other mischiefs, this of the Emigrant

Nobles acted fatally on France. Could they have known, could they

have understood! In the beginning of 1789, a splendour and a

terror still surrounded them: the Conflagration of their

Châteaus, kindled by months of obstinacy, went out after the

Fourth of August; and might have continued out, had they at all

known what to defend, what to relinquish as indefensible. They

were still a graduated Hierarchy of Authorities, or the

accredited Similitude of such: they sat there, uniting King with

Commonalty; transmitting and translating _gradually_, from degree

to degree, the command of the one into the obedience of the

other; rendering command and obedience still possible. Had they

understood their place, and what to do in it, this French

Revolution, which went forth explosively in years and in months,

might have spread itself over generations; and not a

torture-death but a quiet euthanasia have been provided for many

things.

But they were proud and high, these men; they were not wise to

consider. They spurned all from them; in disdainful hate, they

drew the sword and flung away the scabbard. France has not only

no Hierarchy of Authorities, to translate command into obedience;

its Hierarchy of Authorities has fled to the enemies of France;

calls loudly on the enemies of France to interfere armed, who

want but a pretext to do that. Jealous Kings and Kaisers might

have looked on long, meditating interference, yet afraid and

ashamed to interfere: but now do not the King’s Brothers, and all

French Nobles, Dignitaries and Authorities that are free to

speak, which the King himself is not,—passionately invite us, in

the name of Right and of Might? Ranked at Coblentz, from Fifteen

to Twenty thousand stand now brandishing their weapons, with the

cry: On, on! Yes, Messieurs, you shall on;—and divide the spoil

according to your dates of emigrating.

Of all which things a poor Legislative Assembly, and Patriot

France, is informed: by denunciant friend, by triumphant foe.

Sulleau’s Pamphlets, of the Rivarol Staff of Genius, circulate;

heralding supreme hope. Durosoy’s Placards tapestry the walls;

_Chant du Coq_ crows day, pecked at by Tallien’s _Ami des

Citoyens_. King’s-Friend, Royou, _Ami du Roi_, can name, in exact

arithmetical ciphers, the contingents of the various Invading

Potentates; in all, Four hundred and nineteen thousand Foreign

fighting men, with Fifteen thousand Emigrants. Not to reckon

these your daily and hourly desertions, which an Editor must

daily record, of whole Companies, and even Regiments, crying

_Vive le Roi, Vive la Reine_, and marching over with banners

spread:[440]—lies all, and wind; yet to Patriotism not wind; nor,

alas, one day, to Royou! Patriotism, therefore, may brawl and

babble yet a little while: but its hours are numbered: Europe is

coming with Four hundred and nineteen thousand and the Chivalry

of France; the gallows, one may hope, will get its own.

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