SPORT IN SPORT

(_Game played by Dumb-Crambo, Junior_)

[Illustration: Cartridges]

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[Illustration: Stubble and turn-up]

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[Illustration: Marking down]

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[Illustration: A breech loader]

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[Illustration: Hairs and part-ridges were scarce]

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[Illustration: Full cock]

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[Illustration: _Boy_ (_after watching old sportsman miss a couple of

rocketers_). "Have you shot often, uncle?"

_Uncle._ "Yes, my boy, a great deal. At one time, in Africa, I used to

live by my gun."

_Boy_ (_thoughtfully_). "Did you? And is that why you're so thin?"]

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[Illustration: _Fitz._ "I say, are _all_ your beaters out of the wood?"

_Keeper._ "Yes, sir."

_Fitz._ "Are you sure?"

_Keeper._ "Yes, sir."

_Fitz._ "Have you _counted_ them?"

_Keeper._ "No, sir; but I know they're a'right."

_Fitz._ "Then I've shot a roe deer!"]

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[Illustration: "LE SPORT."--_Keeper._ "Why didn't you fire the other

barrel, m'seer--the other barrel at the last bird?"

_Monsieur Alphonse._ "Bah! I did fire ze odher barrel! I do fire bodt

barrels togezzer! And in my own country I do shoot ze lark at twenty,

twenty-five, and sometimes dirty yards--when he stand quite still! Your

dogs zey make ze birds to flyaway"--(_insinuatingly_)--"and zey must be

fatigued. Here is money. Take zem, and buy zem somezings to eat! Leave

me to make my own dogs myself!!"]

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[Illustration: BEHIND THE SCENES.--_Beater._ "'Ere you are, Mr. Bags,

'ere's another one, but 'e bain't too fresh. I don't think 'e were

killed to-day."

_Keeper_ (_sotto voce_). "'Old your row, stupid! Of course he wasn't. We

always puts a few down where the gov'nor's goin' to stand!"]

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[Illustration: _The Laird_ (_to little Tomkyns, who is being initiated

into the mysteries of deer-stalking_). "Don't move a step.] Lie down

where you are!"]

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