"Young Girl Wanted, for Wife of Naval Officer."--_Provincial
Paper_.
The Navy may be the Silent Service, but when it does speak it is very
direct.
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[Illustration: THE EASTER OFFERING.
MR. LLOYD GEORGE _(fresh from Paris)._ "I DON'T SAY IT'S A PERFECT
EGG; BUT PARTS OF IT, AS THE SAYING IS, ARE EXCELLENT."]
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[Illustration: _Colonel (back with his battalion from front lines--to
horsey and immaculate Railway Transport, Officer)._ "ENGINES A BIT
FRISKY THIS MORNING?"]
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