CHAPTER I

EXITS AND ENTRANCES

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_Photograph by Claude Harris, London, W._ Frontispiece

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EXITS AND ENTRANCES

BY

EVA MOORE

_WITH TWENTY ILLUSTRATIONS_

“All the world’s a stage,

And all the men and women merely players:

They have their exits and their entrances;

And one man in his time plays many parts.”

—_As You Like It._

LONDON

CHAPMAN & HALL, LTD

1923

PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN BY

THE DUNEDIN PRESS LIMITED, EDINBURGH

TO HARRY

_Whose words head each chapter of what is really his book and mine_

EVA

21 Whiteheads Grove, Chelsea.

“Apple Porch”, Maidenhead.

July, 1923.

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CONTENTS

CHAPTER PAGE

I. HOME 1

II. THE START 16

III. WEDDING BELLS 29

IV. PLAYS AND PLAYERS 43

V. MORE PLAYS AND PLAYERS 60

VI. FOR THE DURATION OF THE WAR 74

VII. THE SUFFRAGE 89

VIII. PEOPLE I HAVE MET 101

IX. PERSONALITIES 116

X. STORIES I REMEMBER 131

XI. ROUND AND ABOUT 143

XII. A BUNDLE OF OLD LETTERS 172

XIII. HARRY, THE MAN 187

XIV. HARRY, THE PLAYWRIGHT 200

XV. HARRY, THE ACTOR 215

XVI. AND LAST 228

APPENDICES 241

ILLUSTRATIONS

EVA MOORE Frontispiece

FACING PAGE

Dora in “The Don” 21

Harry, November 19th, 1891 24

Wedding Bells, November 19th, 1891 28

Harry as Howard Bompas in “The Times”, 1891 30

Pepita in “Little Christopher Columbus” 37

Madame de Cocheforet in “Under the Red Robe” 48

Kathie in “Old Heidelberg” 61

Lady Mary Carlyle in “Monsieur Beaucaire” 66

“Mumsie” 71

Miss Van Gorder in “The Bat” 72

Eliza in “Eliza Comes to Stay” 102

Harry as Lord Leadenhall in “The Rocket” 124

Harry as Major-General Sir R. Chichele in “The Princess

and the Butterfly” 142

Harry as Little Billee in “Trilby” 187

Jill and her Mother 194

Harry as Widgery Blake in “Palace of Puck” 199

Harry as Major Blencoe in “The Tree of Knowledge” 218

Harry as Touchstone in “As You Like It” 222

Apple Porch 237

CHAPTER I

HOME

“And I’ll go away and fight for myself.”

—_Eliza Comes to Stay._

As Mr. Wickfield said to Miss Trotwood—the old question, you know—“What

is your motive in this?”

I am sure it is excellent to have a motive, and if possible a good

motive, for doing everything; and so before I begin I want to give my

motive for attempting to write my memoirs of things and people, past and

present—and here it is.

Jack, my son, was on tour with his own company of _Eliza Comes to Stay_;

and Jill, my little daughter, was playing at the St. James’s Theatre,

her first engagement—and, incidentally, earning more each week than I

did when I first played “lead” (and I found my own dresses). I thought

that some day they might like to know how different things were in the

“old days”; like to read how one worked, and studied, and tried to save;

might like to know something of the road over which their father and

mother had travelled; and perhaps gain some idea of the men and women

who were our contemporaries. Perhaps, if they, my own boy and girl,

would like to read this, other people’s boys and girls might like to

read it also: it might at least interest and amuse them.

To me, to try and write it all would be a joy, to “call spirits from the

vasty deep,” to ring up again the curtain on the small dramas in which I

had played—and the small comedies too—and to pay some tribute to the

great men and women I have known. It may all seem to be “my story,” but

very often I shall only be the string on which are hung the bravery,

kindness, and goodness of the really great people; not always the most

successful, but the really great, who have helped to make life what it

should be, and luckily sometimes really is!

So I determined to begin, and begin at the beginning.

Brighton! when it was Brighton; still retaining some of the glories of

the long past Regency; with its gay seasons, its mounted police, and—no

Metropole Hotel; when the only two hotels of any importance were the

“Bedford” and the still-existing “Old Ship.” The old chain pier,

standing when we went to bed one evening, and swept away when we got up

the next morning by a terrific gale. The Aquarium, then a place which

people really visited and regarded as something of a “sight worth

seeing”—does anyone go there now, except on a very wet day? The Dome in

the Pavilion, with its grand orchestral concerts, conducted by the

famous Mr. Kuhe, whose son is now a musical critic in London. All these

things belonged to Brighton of the—well, the exact date does not

matter—but of the time when women did not ride bicycles or drive motor

cars, because certainly the one, and certainly the other so far as women

were concerned, did not exist. In those days men rode a high “single

wheel” bicycle: the higher the wheel, the greater the Knut—only the word

“Knut” was unknown then!

Those are some of the memories I have of Brighton at the time when we

were a happy, noisy, large family living in Regency Square; a really

large family, even as Victorian families went—nine girls and one boy. We

had no money, but unlimited health and spirits.

My mother!—well, everyone says “Mine was the sweetest mother in the

world,” but my mother really _was_. She had a most amazing amount of

character hidden under a most gentle exterior. As pretty as a picture,

adorable—just “Mother.”

And father—an austere, very good-looking man of uncertain temper; one of

those tempers which periodically sweep through the house like a tornado.

Absolutely upright, and deeply respected, but with a stern sense of his

duties as a parent which we, his children, hardly appreciated.

My first recollection is of trying to climb into my mother’s bed, and

finding the place that should have been mine occupied by a “new baby.” I

heard years afterwards that when my mother was told that her tenth child

and ninth daughter had arrived in the world, she exclaimed: “Thank God

it’s a girl!” Such a nice feminine thing to say, bless her!

Six of the girls lived to grow up, and we each, as we grew sufficiently

advanced in years, took turns at the “housekeeping”. I know I did double

duty, as my sister Jessie distinguished herself by fainting one morning

when preparing the breakfast, and so was not allowed to do it any more.

I remember creeping down the stairs in the dark early mornings (when I

think of “getting breakfast”, it seems to me that we must have lived in

perpetual winter, the mornings seem to have always been cold and dark,

never bright and sunny: I suppose the memory of the unpleasant things

remains longer), going very softly past my father’s room, and putting

the loathsome porridge—partially cooked the night before—on the gas

ring, and, having stirred it, creeping upstairs again to dress.

I remember, too, at breakfast how I would watch my father’s face, to see

by his expression if it was “all right”; the awful moment when, eyeing

it with disfavour, he would give his verdict: “Lumpy!” The cook for the

day, after such a verdict, generally left the table in tears.

It must have been before I was old enough to make porridge that I had my

first sweetheart. His name was Johnnie; he was a small Jew, and we met

in Regency Square; together we turned somersaults all round the Square,

and it must have been all very idealistic and pleasant. I remember

nothing more about him, so apparently our love was short-lived.

Up to the time that my sister Decima was six, my father kept a stick in

the dining-room; the moral effect of that stick was enormous; should any

member of the family become unruly (or what my father considered

unruly), the stick was produced and a sharp rap on the head

administered.

One day Decima was the culprit, and as my father leant back to reach the

stick, she exclaimed cheerfully: “You won’t find the old stick, cos I’ve

hided it.”

She had, too; it was not found for years, when it was discovered in a

large chest, right at the bottom. It is still a mystery how Decima, who

was really only a baby at the time, put it there. Looking back, I

applaud her wisdom, and see the promise of the aptitude for “looking

ahead” which has made her so successful in the ventures on which she has

embarked; for the “stick” certainly affected her most. She was a naughty

child, but very, very pretty. We called her “The Champion”, because she

would take up the cudgels on behalf of anyone who was “underdog”. I

loved her devotedly; and, when she was being punished for any special

piece of naughtiness by being interned in her bedroom, I used to sit

outside, whispering at intervals, “I’m here, darling”, “It’s all right,

dear”, and so on.

Yet it was to Decima that I caused a tragedy, and, incidentally, to

myself as well. She was the proud possessor of a very beautiful wax

doll; a really beautiful and aristocratic person she was. We always said

“Grace” before meals (I think everyone did in those days), and one

morning I was nursing the doll. In an excess of religious fervour, I

insisted that the wax beauty should say “grace” too. Her body, not being

adapted to religious exercises, refused to bend with the reverence I

felt necessary; I pushed her, and cracked off her head on the edge of

the table. Now, mark how this tragedy recoiled on me! I had a gold

piece—half a sovereign, I suppose—given to me by some god-parent. It

lived in a box, wrapped in cotton wool, and I occasionally gazed at it;

I never dreamt of spending it; it was merely regarded as an emblem of

untold wealth. Justice, in the person of my father, demanded that, as I

had broken the doll, my gold piece must be sacrificed to buy her a new

head. If the incident taught me nothing else, it taught me to extend

religious tolerance even to wax dolls!

Not only did we hate preparing breakfast, we hated doing the shopping,

and called it “Sticking up to Reeves, and poking down to Daws”—Reeves

and Daws being the grocer and laundryman respectively. It was in the

process of “Sticking up to Reeves”, whose shop was in Kemptown, one

morning, that Decima stopped to speak to a goat, who immediately ate the

shopping list out of her hand.

Decima was the only member of the family who succeeded in wearing a

fringe—openly—before my father. We all _did_ wear fringes, but they were

pushed back in his presence; Decima never pushed hers back! In those

days so to adorn one’s forehead was to declare oneself “fast”—an elastic

term, which was applied to many things which were frowned on by one’s

elders. That was the “final word”—“_fast!_”

Our great excitement was bathing in the sea, and singing in the church

choir. We bathed three times a week; it cost 4d. each. Clad in heavy

serge, with ample skirts, very rough and “scratchy”, we used to emerge

from the bathing machines. All except Ada, who swam beautifully, and

made herself a bathing suit of blue bunting with knickers and tunic. My

father used to row round to the “ladies’ bathing place” in his dinghy,

and teach us how to swim. As there was no “mixed bathing” then, this

caused much comment, and was, indeed, considered “hardly nice”. My

brother Henry was the champion swimmer of the South Coast, and he and

Ada used to swim together all round the West Pier—this, again, was

thought to be “going rather far” in more senses than one!

Though I loved Decima so devotedly, we apparently had “scraps”, for I

can remember once in the bathing machine she flicked me several times

with a wet towel—I remember, too, how it hurt.

We all sang in the church choir; not all at once; as the elder ones

left, the younger ones took their places. Boys from the boarding school

in Montpelier Square used to be brought to church: we exchanged glances,

and felt desperately wicked. Once (before she sang in the choir) Decima

took 3d. out of the plate instead of putting 1d. into it.

At that time our pocket-money was 1d. a week, so I presume we were given

“collection money” for Sunday; this was later increased to 2s. a month,

when we had to buy our own gloves. Thus my mother’s birthday

present—always the same: a pot of primulas (on the receipt of which she

always expressed the greatest surprise)—represented the savings of three

weeks on the part of Decima and me. It was due to parental interference

in a love affair that I once, in a burst of reckless extravagance,

induced Decima to add her savings to mine and spend 5d. in sweets, all

at one fell swoop.

I was 14, and in love! In love with a boy who came to church, and whose

name I cannot remember. We met in the street, and stopped to speak.

Fate, in the person of my father (who always seems to have been casting

himself for the parts of “Fate”, “Justice”, “Law”, or “Order”) saw us; I

was ordered into the house, and, seizing my umbrella, my father

threatened to administer the chastisement which he felt I richly

deserved for the awful crime of “speaking to a boy”. I escaped the

chastisement by flying to my room; and it was there, realising that

“love’s young dream was o’er”, I incited Decima to the aforementioned

act of criminal extravagance. I know one of the packets she brought back

contained “hundreds and thousands”; we liked them, you seemed to get

such a lot for your money!

My life was generally rather blighted at that time, for, in addition to

this unfortunate love affair, I had to wear black spectacles, owing to

weak eyes, the result of measles. “A girl” told me, at school, that “a

boy” had told her I “should be quite pretty if I hadn’t to wear those

awful glasses.” The tragedy of that “_if_”!

I was then at Miss Pringle’s school, where I don’t think any of us

learnt very much; not that girls were encouraged to learn much at any

school in those days. I certainly didn’t. My eyes made reading

difficult. Then the opportunity for me to earn my own living offered; it

was seized; and I went to Liverpool. I was to teach gymnastics and

dancing under Madame Michau.

The original Madame Michau, mother of the lady for whom I was to work,

had been a celebrity in her day. Years before—many, many years

before—she had taught dancing in Brighton, where she had been considered

_the_ person to coach debutantes in the deportment necessary for a

drawing-room. Her daughter was very energetic, and worked from morning

to night. She had a very handsome husband, who ostensibly “kept the

books”, which really meant that he lounged at home while his wife went

out to work. Not only did she work herself, but she made me work

too—from eight in the morning until eleven at night; in fact, so far as

my memory serves me, there was a greater abundance of work than of food.

I don’t regret any of it in the least; the dancing and gymnastics taught

me how to “move” in a way that nothing else could have done. It taught

me, also, how to keep my temper!

Only one thing I really resented; that was, among other duties, I had to

mend Madame’s husband’s underwear. Even then I am overstating the case;

I did not mind the mending collectively; what I minded was the mending

individually—that is, I hated mending his (what are technically known, I

think, as) _pants_. At the end of a year I “crocked up”—personally I

wonder that I lasted so long—and came home for a holiday. I was then

about 15, and I fell in love. Not, this time, with a small boy in the

Square; not with a big boy; this was a real affair. “He” was at least

twelve years older than I, very good to look at, and apparently he had

excellent prospects on the Stock Exchange. My family, so far as I can

remember, approved, and I was very happy. I forget how long the

engagement lasted—about a year, I think—and for part of that time I was

back in Liverpool. I know the engagement ring was pearl and coral. One

day a stone fell out—so did the engagement. The picture “he” had drawn

of us living in domestic and suburban bliss at West Norwood—me clad in

brown velvet and a sealskin coat (apparently irrespective of times or

seasons) vanished. He “went broke” on the Stock Exchange, and broke off

the engagement—perhaps so that his love affairs might be in keeping with

the general wreckage; I don’t know. I remember that I sat in the bedroom

writing a farewell letter, damp with tears, when the sight of a black

beetle effectively dried my tears and ended the letter.

I don’t know that this love affair influenced me at all, but I decided I

was utterly weary of Liverpool. I came back to Brighton, and taught

dancing there, partly on my own and partly in conjunction with an

already established dancing class. It was there that I taught a small,

red-headed boy to do “One, two, three—right; one, two, three—left.” He

was the naughtiest small boy in the class; I used to think sometimes he

must be the naughtiest small boy in the world. His name was Winston

Churchill.

It was not a thrilling life—this teaching children to dance—on the

contrary, it was remarkably dull, and once your work becomes dull to you

it is time you found something else to do. I decided that I would. I

would make a bid for the Stage.

We, or at least my elder sisters, gave theatrical performances at

home—comedies and operettas—and it was during the production of one of

these that I met Miss Harriet Young, the well-known amateur pianist, in

Brighton.

The production was called _Little Golden Hope_, the one and only amateur

production in which I ever took part. It was written by my

brother-in-law, Ernest Pertwee, and the music by Madame Guerini, who had

been a Miss Wilberforce, daughter of Canon Wilberforce. Miss Young used

to come and play the piano at these productions, and I heard that she

knew Mrs. Kendal! Mrs. Kendal was staying at Brighton at the time. A

letter of introduction was given to me by Miss Young, and, accompanied

by my sister Bertha, I went to see Mrs. Kendal.

No very clear memory of it remains. She was charming; I was paralysed

with fright. If she gave me any advice about the advisability of taking

up the stage as a profession, it was “don’t”—so I went back to my

dancing class.

But hope was not dead! Florrie Toole, who was a pupil of my sister

Emily, promised me an introduction to her father, and not only to him

but to Tom Thorne of the Vaudeville Theatre as well. I made up my mind

to go up to London and see them both. All this was arranged with the

greatest secrecy, for I knew that my father would set his face sternly

against “the Stage”. Though we might be allowed to have amateur

theatricals at home, though we might teach dancing, singing, elocution,

or indeed anything else, the Stage was something unthought of in the

minds of parents. However, Fate was on my side. I was out teaching all

day, and, once the front door had closed behind me in the morning, I was

not actually expected back until the evening, so I slipped up to London.

There, at the Vaudeville Theatre, I saw both Tom and Fred Thorne.

In those days there were no play-producing societies—no Play Actors,

Interlude Players, or Repertory Players—and so new plays were “tried

out” at matinées. One was then looming on the horizon of the

Vaudeville—_Partners_—and it was in connection with a possible part in

this play that my name and address were taken; I was told that I might

hear from Mr. Thorne “in about a week”, and so, full of hope, I returned

to Brighton. About a week later I received a letter which told me that I

had been given a small part in _Partners_, and stating the days on which

I should have to rehearse in London.

It was then that the question arose, “Should I tell father?” I thought

it over, long and earnestly, and decided not to. I did not have to

rehearse every day, and, as I had slipped up to London before, “all

unbeknownst”, why not again? So, entering on my career of crime, and

unheeding the words of—I think—the good Doctor Watts, who says “Oh, what

a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive”, I used to

come up to rehearsal, leaving my family happy in the belief that I was

teaching dancing in Brighton!

During rehearsals I heard from Florrie Toole that she had arranged an

interview for me with her father, who would see me on a certain day, at

his house at Lowdnes Square. That was a real “red letter day”. For some

reason, which I forget, I had taken Decima with me, and after the

rehearsal I was asked if I would like to see the matinée performance of

_Hearts is Hearts_, which was then playing at the Vaudeville. Would I

like! I was given a box—a stage box at that—and there Decima and I sat,

thrilled to the depths of our small souls.

Before this auspicious occasion I had seen three theatrical

performances, and three only. One had been at the Adelphi, when I saw

_Harbour Lights_, and the other two at the Brighton Theatre-Royal; from

the upper circle, or the gallery, I had seen _Faust_, when a really very

stout lady played “Marguerite”; and the other a pantomime, _Cinderella_,

when Florence St. John played “Cinders” (and played it most

delightfully, too) and Charles Rock played “Baron Hardup”. Even these

two delightful events had been somewhat marred by the fact that father

insisted that we should “come out before the end, to avoid the crush”—as

though anyone minded a crush after a theatre, when you went only twice a

year, and were only 14!

But to return to our stage box at the Vaudeville Theatre. The interview

with Mr. Toole was fixed for 5.30, but rather than miss a moment of the

play, we stayed until the very end, and were thus forced to be

recklessly extravagant and take a hansom to Lowdnes Square. It cost

eighteen-pence, but we both felt that it was worth it, felt that this

was indeed _Life_—with a very large capital letter.

I do not think that the interview with the great comedian was

impressive. Florrie took me in to her father, and said “This is Eva.” He

said “How are you?” and murmured vague things about “seeing what we can

do” and—that was all.

The matinée came, I played a little chambermaid. As “Herbert” says in

_Eliza Comes to Stay_: “The characters bear no relation to life, sir.

The play opens with the butler and the housemaid dusting the

drawing-room chairs”—I was the “housemaid”.

I remember the fateful afternoon we first played _Partners_. I was in

the Green Room—there were such things then—Maud Millet was learning her

part between all her exits and entrances. During one of my waits, Mr.

Scot Buest offered me a glass of champagne; I thought that I had plumbed

the depths of depravity! It was Mr. Buest who later asked me to have

dinner with him. I did, but felt sure that all London would ring with my

immorality. What a little prude I must have been!

That afternoon Mr. Toole was in front, and so saw me play. A few days

later I heard from him; he offered me a part in _The Cricket on the

Hearth_, which he was going to produce at his own theatre. I was to

receive “£1 a week, and find your own dresses”. Naturally, I accepted,

and was then faced with the necessity of telling my father. I took my

courage in both hands, and broke the news.

The expected tornado swept the house, the storm broke and the thunder of

my father’s wrath rolled over our heads. My mother was held responsible

for my wickedness; she was asked to consider what “_her_ child” had

done; for, be it said, when any of us did anything which met with my

father’s disapproval, we were always “my mother’s children”; when we met

with his approval, we were _his_, and apparently his only.

So my mother wept, and my father washed his hands with much invisible

soap, ordering me never to darken his doors again—“To think that any

daughter of _his_”, and much more—oh! very much more—to the same effect.

I remained firm; here was my chance waiting for me in the greatest city

in the world, and I was determined to take it. I left Brighton for

London—“the world was mine oyster”.

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