A FRIENDLY OFFER.

"A French Gentleman would like to make acquaintance with

and English one to improve the English language."--_French

Provincial Paper_.

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"Ste. Geneviève (422-572), born just outside Paris, spent a

long life in the city."--_Daily Paper._

Wherever it was spent, it was clearly a long life.

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"---- College is the chosen home, the favoured haunt

of educational success. Our staff is composed of lineal

descendants of poets, seers, or savants, and it is the

intention of this formidable phalanx of intellectuals to drive

the whole world before them! We, of course, will say that

these classes will be famous, and well worth attending. In

Carlyle especially, the undersigned, with due modesty, expects

to constitute himself a Memnon, and to receive the sage of

Chelsea's martial pibroch from Hades, transmit it to the

listeners, and to thrill them to the very marrow of their

bones!"--_Advt. in Indian Paper_.

We should like to hear what the sage's martial pibroch has to say

about the advertiser's "due modesty."

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, May 7, 1919. · 第 30 / 40 题