CHAPTER XVIII

ON Godfrey’s transference from Godalming, Baltazar, with characteristic

suddenness, moved into a furnished house in London. The reasons for his

sojourn at the inn existed no longer. Besides, books and other

belongings were quickly usurping the cubic space at his disposal.

Marcelle, urgently invited to a consultation, advised, according to her

practical mind, a flat or a small house which he could furnish for

himself; and she offered such aid as her duties would allow. He ruled

out her suggestion. There must be rooms for Godfrey and Quong Ho

whenever they should be in town; rooms for servants; decent living

rooms, so that the inhabitants should not have to herd higgledy-piggledy

together; also ample accommodation for Marcelle, should she care to

change her mind. Nothing but a large house would suit him. As for

waiting until painters, decorators, paper-hangers, curtain-makers,

carpet-layers, electric-light fitters and suchlike war-attenuated tribes

had completed their business, it was out of the question. It would take

months. He wanted to establish himself in a ready-made home right now,

and get on with the war. Such a home his friend Mrs. Jackman had

suggested. The owner, poor fellow, killed in the war; the wife and a boy

of thirteen left ill-provided for. As she could not afford to live in

the house, and yet shrank from selling it and its precious contents, the

boy’s heritage, she would be content to let it furnished for an

indefinite period. There it was—Sussex Gardens—near the

Park—admirable in every way. He was accustomed to spacious habitations.

His house in Chen-Chow covered nearly an acre. In his exile at Spendale

Farm he had room to breathe. The Godalming inn was charming in its way,

but now and then he had mad impulses to attack the walls of his

sitting-room with his nails and tear them down. What was wrong with

Sussex Gardens?

“It’s extravagant, trouble-shirking, and generally manlike.”

“Marry me,” said he, “and you shall have a house economical,

trouble-inviting and generally woman-like. Any kind of old house you

consider ideal.”

“You’ll want four or five servants to run it,” she objected, ignoring

his proposition. “Where are you going to get them from in these war

times?”

“They’re already there. A cook who’ll act as housekeeper——”

“You’ll be robbed right and left.”

“Come and save me,” said Baltazar.

She laughed. “I’m tempted to do so, just out of pity for you.”

“Pity won’t do, my dear,” said he.

“Then you must go your own way.”

“I’m going it,” said Baltazar. “Perhaps you’ll come to Sussex Gardens

now and then to see Godfrey. Possibly Quong Ho?”

“I might even come to see John Baltazar,” said Marcelle.

So Baltazar settled down in the big house and gave himself up to the

infinite interests of war-racked London. The weeks and the months

passed. Quong Ho at Cambridge, under the benign tutelage of Dr.

Sheepshanks, began the study of Greek for his Little Go, and wrote to

his patron curious impressions of the University. “I have the option,”

said he, “of taking up for this examination either an infant’s primer on

Logic compiled by an illustrious thinker of a bygone age, called Jevons,

or a humorous work on the Evidence of Christianity, by the divine Paley,

who seems to have been one of the patriarchs of the Anglican Church. As

the latter seems the more entertaining, seeing that it tends to destroy

in the mind of the reasoning believer all faith in the historical truth

of the Christian religion, I am studying it with a deep interest based

on the analogy between English and Chinese academic conservatism. On the

other hand, dear sir and most venerated master, if you could suggest a

course in Theology more in consonance with modern philosophical thought,

I should derive from it much instruction and recreation.” Baltazar bade

him get on with his Greek, so that if he wanted light reading, he could

soothe his leisure hours with Aristotle and Thucydides. “I am working at

Greek, like stags,” wrote Quong Ho later; “with all the more zeal

because I find I have completed already the mathematical course required

for my Tripos.” Some time afterwards he wrote again: “If you, most

honoured sir, would permit me, I should esteem it a privilege to read

for the Science Tripos as well as the Mathematical. I should enjoy the

possibility of the application of my sound mathematical equipment to the

higher branches of physics.” “Do what you like, my dear fellow,” replied

Baltazar. “Suck the old place dry.” Quong Ho delighted him. Sheepshanks

wrote enthusiastically of the rare bird. “He will be a monument,” said

he, “to your sound and masterly teaching. I wish you would come back to

us.” But Baltazar had other things to do. Having set his house in order,

established Quong Ho at Cambridge, seen Godfrey accept his filial

position and cemented relations, such as they were, with Marcelle, he

plunged head foremost into the war. Others floundered about in it, tired

after two strenuous years of buffeting. He came to it fresh, with new

zeal and unimpaired strength of mind and body. With a new, keen

judgment, too, being in the unique position of one with historical

perspective. Others had lived through the fateful years and could not

clear their brains of the myraid cross-currents that had swirled through

them day by day, almost hour by hour, and had systematized themselves

into their mental being, so that, with all their passionate patriotism,

they could not see the main course. Baltazar brought an untroubled and

vigorous intellect to bear on an accurately studied situation.

“We’re all at sixes and sevens,” cried Weatherley one day in despair,

when they were discussing the new weekly review of the Far Eastern

policy which he had asked Baltazar to control. “Unless we’re careful,

the project will drop to pieces. Russell now declines to edit it unless

we give him an autocratic hand. But Russell’s mad on Slovenes and

Ruthenes and Croats. Clever as he is, he has no sense of proportion. I

don’t know what the devil we’re going to do. There’s no one else can

give the time. For the review to be any good, a man must throw his whole

soul into it.”

Baltazar had one of his flashes. “If you like, I’ll edit the damned

thing. You’ve all been fiddling about for a title. I’ve got one. ‘The

New Universe.’ I’ll undertake to make a living thing of it, wipe out all

the dreary, weary old weekly and monthly respectabilities. We won’t have

a second-rater writing for it. We’ll appeal to ‘Longleat’s towers’ and

‘Mendip’s sunless caves.’ We’ll make it the one thing that matters in

this quill-driven country. We’ll have it translated into all known

languages and circulate it over the civilized earth. It’ll be the only

publication that’ll give everybody the truth about everything.”

He went on in his vehement way. When Weatherley asked him where the

money for so gigantic a scheme was to come from, he quoted the Tichborne

claimant.

“Some has money and no brains and some has brains and no money. If those

with no money can’t get money from those with no brains, God help them.”

And it came to pass, a few days afterwards, at a meeting of the

committee of the new review, that Baltazar had his way. As he looked

with even vision on Ruthenes, Slovenes, Belgians, Hereros, Jugo-Slavs,

British miners, Samoans, the staff of the Foreign Office, Indian

princes, Mrs. Annie Besant, the denizens of Arkansas, the Southern

Chinese, the gilded adorners of Newport, the Women’s Emergency League,

the Wilhelmstrasse, Armenians, and the Young Men’s Christian

Association, a fact elicited by lengthy discussion of the multitudinous

phases of world politics, and as he succeeded in convincing all the

several zealots of particular interests, that their impassioned aims

were an integral part of his far-reaching scheme, they came unanimously

to the conclusion that no one but he had the universality to edit The

New Universe, and passed a resolution promising him their loyal

co-operation.

“I’m going to make this darned thing hum,” said Baltazar to Weatherley.

Money was the first object. Brains he could command in plenty. He

envisaged London as his El Dorado. The history of his exploitation of

the capitalist and landowner would, if it were published, become a

text-book on the science and remain forever a classic. He forced

wealth-guarding doors of whose existence he had been ignorant six months

before; by a stroke of the genius which had brought him his position in

China, he secured the support, financial and moral, without the control

of an important group of newspapers; he enlisted the aid of every

possible unit in his rapidly increasing circle of acquaintance. The

scope of the Weekly had extended far beyond the modest bounds of its

conception. Originally it was to be an appeal to the thinkers of all

nations. “Damn thinkers,” said Baltazar. “They’re as scarce as angels

and about as useful. We want to put thoughts into the heads of those

that don’t think. It’s the Doers we want to get hold of. A thing

academic is a thing dead. This is going to live.” Some of the superior

smiled at his enthusiasm; but Baltazar damned them and went his way.

This was going to be the Great Teaching Crusade of the War, the most

far-sweeping instrument of propaganda known to journalism. He pulled all

strings, brought in all parties. A high dignitary of the Labour World

and a Tory Duke of unimpeachable integrity found themselves appointed as

Trustees of The New Universe Publication Fund. Money flowed in.

One day he ran across Pillivant, in St. James’s Street, Pillivant mainly

individualized by a sable fur coat and a lustrous silk hat and a

monstrous cigar cutting his red face like a fifteen-inch gun cutting the

deck of a battleship. Baltazar greeted him as a long-lost brother and

haled him off to lunch at his club. Mellowed by the club’s famous

Chambertin and 1870 port, he took a rosy view of all kinds of worlds

including The New Universe, as presented by his host. It was a great

scheme, he agreed. He was sick of all newspapers, no matter of what

shades of opinion. They were all the same. Honesty was not in them. Nor

was there honesty in any Government. Men with not a quarter of what he

had done for the country to their credit, were being rewarded with

peerages and baronetcies. In the New Year’s Honours List he had not been

mentioned. Not even offered a beastly knighthood. But it didn’t matter.

He was a patriot. And it was very fine old brandy, and he didn’t mind if

he did have another glass. Still, if a man put down a thousand pounds

for a thing, it was only business prudence to know where he stood.

“You’ll stand here,” cried Baltazar, spreading before his eyes a printed

list of the General Committee, a galaxy of dazzling names. “You’ll take

rank in the forefront of the biggest patriotic crusade that ever was.

Your light will no longer be under a bushel. It will shine before men.

What’s the good of your name being lost in a close-printed subscription

list? This is a totally different thing. Your appearance here will give

you position. Look at the people. Have you ever stood in with a crowd

like this before?”

Baltazar held the mellowed profiteer with his compelling eyes.

“I can’t say that I have,” replied Pillivant. “But all the same——”

“But all the same,” Baltazar interrupted, “you’ve been at loggerheads

with the War Office. There was that question asked in the House over the

Aerodrome contract. You told me about it yourself. Now listen to me

carefully”—Baltazar played a gambler’s card—“your coming in with us

will be a guarantee of integrity. It’s obvious that no one on this list

could do otherwise than run straight. The worry it would save you!” He

looked at his watch and jumped up. “By George! I’ve got an appointment

with our Treasurer, Lord Beldon. Would you like to come along and hear

more about the scheme? Waiter! Ask them to get me a taxi. We’ll find our

hats and coats round here.”

He drove a gratified Pillivant to Chesterfield Gardens and introduced

him to Lord Beldon (with whom he had no appointment whatever) as an

enthusiastic believer in The New Universe, ready to finance it to the

extent of two or three thousand pounds. “Three thousand, wasn’t it?”

“I said between two and three thousand,” replied Pillivant, flattered at

his reception by the powerful old peer, and not daring to fall back on

the original one thousand that had been vaguely suggested. A bluff, of

course, for which he admired Baltazar, although he cursed him in his

heart; but was it worth while calling it? He could buy up this old

blighter of a lord twice over. He would show him that he had the money.

“I was thinking of two thousand five hundred,” he continued. “But what’s

a miserable five hundred? Yes. You can put me down for three thousand.

In fact”—with a flourish he drew a cheque-book from his pocket—“I’ll

write you the cheque now, payable, I presume, to the Right Honourable

the Earl of Beldon.”

“Or _The New Universe_. As you please.”

“Better be personal,” said Pillivant, enjoying the inscription of the

rolling title and the prospect of the elevated eyebrows of the bank

clerk who should debit the sum to his account.

“That’s exceedingly generous of you, Mr. Pillivant,” said Lord Beldon,

putting the cheque into a drawer of his writing-table.

“Just patriotic, your lordship,” replied Pillivant, with a profiteering

wave of the hand.

“I think,” said Baltazar, “that the contributor of such an important sum

ought to be offered some practical interest in the scheme. Mr.

Pillivant’s name will appear on the General Committee. But that’s more

or less honorary. The sub-committees will do the real business. We’re

going to deal with every phase of the war, Pillivant, and the various

sub-committees—their names will be published large as life and twice as

natural—will supply the editorial department with indisputable facts.

Now,” he turned to Lord Beldon, “if Mr. Pillivant will serve on the

Purity of Contracts Sub-Committee, he’ll be bringing us a tremendous and

invaluable business experience.”

“That’s a most happy suggestion,” smiled Lord Beldon.

“I think so, too. I’ll get a run for my money,” said Pillivant.

When he had gone, Lord Beldon turned a puzzled brow on Baltazar.

“Isn’t that the chap about whom some nasty things were said a few months

ago?”

Baltazar grinned. “It is,” said he. “We’ve made him disgorge some of his

ill-gotten gains, and, by putting him on the sub-committee we’ll make

him pretty careful about getting them ill in the future.”

Thus, with ruthless pertinacity he gathered in a great sum of money, and

finally in a splendour of publicity the first number of _The New

Universe_ appeared, and from the first day of its appearance Baltazar

felt himself to be a power in the land.

Another reputation in certain circles had meanwhile been made by his

trenchant article on Chinese affairs in the _Imperial Review_. It led to

an interview with the Chinese Ambassador, who professed agreeable

astonishment at finding the famous but somewhat mysterious

Anglo-Chinaman of Chen-Chow and the writer of the article one and the

same person. After which he spent many pleasant hours at the Embassy,

discussing Chinese art and philosophy and the prospects of the career of

his prodigious pupil, Quong Ho. In course of time, the Foreign Office

discreetly beckoned to him. It had heard from authoritative sources—it

smiled—that Mr. Baltazar’s knowledge of China was unique, for though

many other men were intimately acquainted with the country from the

point of view of the official, the missionary, the merchant and the

traveller, it had never heard of a man of his attainments who had

divorced himself from all European influence and had attained a high

position in the social and political life of non-cosmopolitan China. If

Mr. Baltazar would from time to time put his esoteric knowledge at the

service of the Foreign Office, the Foreign Office would be grateful. At

last, after various interviews with various high personages, for all

this was not conveyed to him in a quarter of an hour, it not being the

way of the Foreign Office to fall on a stranger’s neck and open its

heart to him, he received a proposal practically identical with

Weatherley’s suggestion which he had so furiously flouted. The Secret

Service—the Intelligence Department—had been crying out for years for

a man like him, who should go among the Chinese as a Chinaman,

thoroughly in their confidence. “A spy?” asked Baltazar bluntly. The

Foreign Office smiled a bland smile and held out deprecating fingers. Of

course not. An agent, acting for the Allies, counteracting German

influence, working in his own way, responsible to no one but the Powers

at Whitehall, but yet, with necessary secrecy, towards China’s

longed-for Declaration of War against Germany.

“China will come in on our side before the year’s out,” said Baltazar.

How did he know it? Why, it was obvious to any student of the science of

political forces. It was as supererogatory for a man to go out to China

to persuade her to join the Allies as to stir up a bomb whose fuse was

alight, in order to make it explode. The Foreign Office protested

against argument by analogy. The forthcoming entry of China into the war

was naturally not hidden from its omniscience. But that did not lessen

the vital need of secret and skilful propaganda before, during and after

the period that China might be at war. There were the eternal German

ramifications to be watched; the possible Japanese influences—it spoke

under the seal of the most absolute confidence—which, without any

thought of disloyalty on the part of Japan, might, not accord with

Western interests; there were also the bewildering cross-currents of

internal Chinese politics. There were thousands of phases of invaluable

information which could not be viewed by the Embassy; thousands of

strings to be pulled which could not be pulled from Pekin. “We could

not, like Germany and Austria in America, outrage those international

principles upon which the ambassadorial system had been based for

centuries. At the same time——”

“You’re not above using a spy,” said Baltazar.

Again the Foreign Office deprecated the suggestion. It wouldn’t dream of

asking Mr. Baltazar to take such a position.

“Then,” said Baltazar, “what are you driving at?”

The Foreign Office looked at him rather puzzled. As a matter of fact, it

did not quite know. Having Baltazar’s _dossier_ pretty completely before

it, it had gradually been compelled to the recognition of Baltazar as a

man of supreme importance in Chinese affairs. He must be used somehow,

but on the way to use him it was characteristically vague and

hesitating. It knew a lot about the Ming Dynasty being a connoisseur in

porcelain—but the Ming Dynasty, and all that it connoted, had come to

an end a devil of a long time ago; which was a pity, for it only knew

the little about Modern China which it gleaned from the epigrammatic and

uninspired _précis_ of official reports. To attach Baltazar in any way

to the Embassy was out of the question. The idea would have sent a

shiver down its spine to the very last vertebra of the most ancient

messenger whose father had run on devious errands for Lord Palmerston.

On the other hand, Baltazar was not of the type which could be sent out

on a secret errand. That fact he had made almost brutally obvious. So,

after looking at him for a puzzled second or two, it smiled invitingly.

Really, it waited for him to make a proposition.

This he did.

“Offer me a square and above-board mission as the duly accredited agent

of the British Government—to perform whatever duties you prescribe for

me, and I’ll consider it. At any rate, I’ll regard the offer as an

honour. But to go back to my friends as Chi Wu Ting——”

“Ah!” interrupted the Foreign Office, turning over a page or two of

type-script. “That’s interesting. We wanted to ask you. How did you get

that name in China? You started there, after your abandonment of your

brilliant Cambridge career—you see we know all about you, Mr.

Baltazar—as James Burden.”

“Phonetic,” said Baltazar, impatiently. “It’s as impossible for an

ordinary Chinaman to say James Burden, as for you to pronounce a word

with the Zulu click in it. It’s the nearest they could get. It’s good

Chinese. So I adopted it. I’m known by it all through Southern China.

Let me get on with what I was saying. To go back to my friends as Chi Wu

Ting and pretend I was acting in their interests, while all the time I

was acting in the interests of the British Government—well, I’m damned

if I would entertain the idea for a second.”

The Foreign Office winced at the oath, although it damned lustily in

private.

“But if Chi Wu Ting goes back, as you say, accredited——?”

“That’s a different matter altogether.”

“There’s still the question of—of remuneration,” said the Foreign

Office.

“I’m by way of being a rich man,” said Baltazar. “I didn’t spend the

eighteen golden years of my life in the interior of China for my

health.”

The Foreign Office beamed. “That simplifies things enormously.”

“It generally does,” replied Baltazar.

A month later the Foreign Office made him the offer which his sense of

personal dignity demanded from them; and, honour being satisfied, he

declined it. He could do better work for his country in London, said he,

than in again burying himself alive for an indefinite number of years in

China. The Foreign Office regretted his decision; but it gave him to

understand that the offer would always remain open. They parted on terms

of the most cordial politeness; but if the Foreign Office had heard the

things Baltazar said of it, its upstanding hair would have raised its

own roof off.

“Three months,” he cried to Marcelle, “playing the fool, wasting their

time and mine, when the whole thing could have been done in five

minutes.”

“But I can’t quite see,” she objected, “why you went on when you had

made up your mind from the start not to go back to China.”

“Can’t you?” said he. “I’ll explain. I’ve sworn that there’ll be no more

idiocy on the part of John Baltazar to prevent him coming into his own.

He is coming into it. That the F.O. should recognize his position was an

essential factor of his own. When a man can dictate terms, he has

established himself. See? I suppose,” said he, halting in his abrupt

way, and thrusting his hands deep in his trousers pockets, “you think

this is just childish vanity. Come, say it.”

She met his bright eyes and smiled up at him. “If I do, you won’t bite

my head off?”

“No. I’ll convince you that it isn’t. Vanity, as its name implies, is

emptiness. Negative. This isn’t vanity, it’s Pride. Something positive.

My pet Deadly Sin. If you’ve got that strong, you can tell the six

others to go back to hell. If I hadn’t got it, the others would have

torn me to bits long ago. If I were a mongrel and thought myself a prize

bull-pup—that would be vanity. But I know, hang it all, that I’m a

prize bull-pup, and when I take leave to remind myself, and people like

the F.O. of the fact, that’s Pride. And when I say I’ve sworn to fulfil

the Destiny of the prize pup, John Baltazar, and be one of the

intellectual forces that’ll carry the Empire along to Victory—that’s

not vanity. Where’s the emptiness? It’s Pride—reckoned first of the

Seven Deadly Sins. If I glory in it—well—according to the Theologians,

it’s my damnation: according to me, it’s the other way about. Look.

There’s another way of putting it——”

Suddenly she was smitten with the memory of Godfrey’s words five or six

months ago, when he fumed at the bear-leading of Quong Ho—“Those

infernal dancing eyes of his—and behind them something so pathetic and

appealing.” The boy was right. She met just that pathetic appeal. He was

so anxious to put himself right with her. He went on:

“If I were in the habit of vowing to perform impossible extravagances,

that would be the sign of a vain man. But—apart from the Acts of

God—and I suppose technically we must classify the wiping out of my

life’s work under that heading—I have carried out every wild-cat scheme

I’ve deliberately set my mind to. So when I say I’m coming into John

Baltazar’s own, I know what I’m talking about, and that’s the sign of a

proud man. And, my dear,” said he after a pause, occupied in filling and

lighting his pipe, “I think this jolly old sin of mine keeps me from

making an ass of myself in all sorts of other ways.”

Swiftly she applied these last words to the relations between them and

confessed their truth. A vain man would have pestered the life out of

her, confident in attaining his ends—ends as beautiful and spiritual as

you please—until through sheer weariness she yielded. Such a one would

enunciate and firmly believe in the proposition—she had not spent

twenty years among men in angelic ignorance of their

idiosyncrasies—that just hammer, hammer hard enough, and a woman will

be bound to love you in the end. But there were others, with a deadly,

sinful pride like Baltazar, who, scorning the vain, maintained the

dignified attitude of the late lamented King Canute. He would not claim

the impossible.

But this was a far cry from the Imperial Government Mission to the Far

East. She asked, by way of escape from personal argument:

“After all, this Chinese proposition is a first-rate thing. Is it so

very repugnant to you to go back?”

He stood over her with his clenched fists in the air.

“My dear,” said he, “you talked last year some silly rot about a locust.

I know the beast better than you do. It ate all those precious years I

spent in that infernal country. The best years of my life. I’m starting

now at fifty-one where I ought to have started at thirty. That damned

Chinese locust has robbed me of everything. You, Godfrey, the vital life

of England, and a brilliant career with Heaven knows what kind of power

for good. I hold the country in the most deadly detestation. Nothing in

this wide world would induce me to go back—not even if they wanted to

make me an Emperor. I’ve finished with it for ever and ever. I swear

it.”

“You needn’t look as if I were urging you to it,” she laughed. “I’m sure

I don’t want to lose you.”

“All right then,” said Baltazar. “Let us talk of something else.”

* * * * *

In these early months of struggle to enter his kingdom, Baltazar came

nearer happiness than he had ever done before. A man younger, or more

habitually dependent on women, would have counted the one thing wanting

as the one prime essential and would have regarded everything else as

naught. But Baltazar, although wistfully recognizing the one missing

element, was far too full of the lust of others to sit down and make

moan. Marcelle gave him all she could, a devoted friendship, a tender

intimacy, a sympathetic understanding. He wanted infinitely more, his

man’s nature clamoured for the whole of her. But what she gave was of

enormous comfort. It was a question of taking it or leaving it. Perhaps

had his love been less, he would have left it. Love me all in all or not

at all, and be hanged to you! That might have been his attitude.

Besides, he knew that by the high-handed proceeding of the primitive man

he could at any moment carry her off to the cave in Sussex Gardens. In a

way, it was his own choice to live celibate. Sooner accept the

graciousness she could give freely than take by force what she would

yield grudgingly. Let him be happy with what he had.

For he had much.

Godfrey, learning to walk on his artificial foot, a miracle of running

contrivance, and allowed, as it seemed, almost indefinite leave until he

should reach perfection of movement, took up his quarters in his house,

at first almost angrily, compelled against his will by the infernal

dancing eyes and the pathetic appeal behind them, and after a short

while very contentedly, appreciating his strange father’s almost womanly

solicitude for his comfort, his facilities for leading his own young

man’s life. Far more attractive the well-appointed house, with a

snuggery of his own made over for him to have and to hold in perpetuity,

with a table always spread for any friends he cared to ask to lunch or

dine, with an alert intellect for companion ever ready to give of its

best, with opportunities of meeting the odd, fascinating personalities

whom the editor of _The New Universe_ had gathered round him, with an

atmosphere of home all the more pleasant because of its unfamiliarity,

than the bleak room at an over-crowded hotel, or the cramped Half Moon

Street lodgings which in his boyish experience were the inevitable

condition of a lonely young man’s existence in London. Once he said:

“I know it’s a delicate point, sir, but I should be awfully glad if

you’d let me contribute—pay my way, you know. It’s really embarrassing

for me to accept all this—I can’t explain—it’s horrid. But I do wish

you would let me, sir.”

This was just after breakfast one morning. Baltazar paused in the act of

filling his pipe.

“If you like, my boy,” said he, “we can discuss the matter with our

housekeeper, Mrs. Simmons, and agree upon a weekly sum for your board

and lodging. I know that you have independent means and can pay anything

in reason. Rather than not have you here, I should agree to such an

arrangement.”

“It would make me feel easier in my mind, sir,” said Godfrey. “Shall we

have her in now and get the thing over?”

“Not yet,” said Baltazar. “There’s another side of the question. By

accepting your father’s house as your natural home, you are giving a

very human, though faulty being, the very greatest happiness he has ever

known in his life. By refusing, you would destroy something that there

is no power in the wide world to replace. I don’t deserve any gratitude

for being your father; but, after all, you’re my son—and I’m very proud

of it. And all I have, not only in my house but in my heart, is yours.”

He lit a match. “Just yours,” said he, and the breath of the words blew

the match out.

When Godfrey next met Marcelle, he told her of this.

“What the devil could a fellow do,” said he, “but feel a worm and

grovel?”

Another thing that added greatly to Baltazar’s happiness was Godfrey’s

attitude towards Quong Ho during the vacations, when the young Chinaman

was also a member of the household.

“I like the beggar,” said Godfrey. “He’s so tactful; always on tap when

one wants him, and never in the way when one doesn’t. And his learning

would sink a ship.”

Quong Ho, for his part, sat at the feet of the young English officer and

with pathetic earnestness studied him as a model of English vernacular

and deportment, and at the same time sucked in from him the whole theory

of the art of modern warfare. He had a genius for assimilating

knowledge. With the amused aid of Lady Edna Donnithorpe and Burke, he

acquired prodigious familiarity with the inter-relationships of the

great English families. At Baltazar’s dinner-table he absorbed modern

political thought like a sponge. It was during the Easter vacation that

he more especially determined to assume the perfect Englishman. Dr.

Sheepshanks, towards the end of term, had made him an astonishing

proposition. A mathematician of his calibre, said he, would be wasted in

China. Why should Mr. Ho not contemplate, as Fellow and Professor,

identification of himself with Cambridge? The war had swept away all

possible contemporary rivals. It was in his power to attain in a few

years not only a brilliant position in the University, but in the

European world of pure science. Sheepshanks had also written in the same

strain to Baltazar. And when Quong Ho modestly sought his master’s

advice, Baltazar vehemently supported Sheepshanks.

“Of course you’ll stay. Weren’t those my very words at the hospital at

Water End? Another time perhaps you’ll believe me.”

“For many years have I been convinced of the infallibility of your

judgment,” said Quong Ho. “I shall also never forget,” he added, “that I

am merely the clay which you have moulded.”

“I’m beginning to think,” cried Baltazar, “that I’m not your friend Dr.

Rewsby’s colossal ass after all.”

Baltazar was happy. He went about shouldering his way through the

amazing war-world, secure in his grip on all that mattered to him in

life. His was a name that, once heard, stuck in men’s memory. Gradually

it became vaguely familiar to the general public, well known to an

expanding circle. His romantic story, at first to his furious

indignation, was paragraphed far and wide. The Athenæum, under special

rule, reinstated him in his membership. The intransigent policy of _The

New Universe_ brought him into personal contact with the High and Mighty

at the heads of Ministries. Invitations to speak by all manners of

organizations poured in. As a speaker his dominating personality found

its supreme expression. He exalted in his newly found strength. The

essential man of action had been trammelled for half a century by the

robe of the scholar. The Zeppelin bomb had set him naked.

Said Pillivant, meeting him in the offices of _The New Universe_: “A

year ago you didn’t know there was a war on. I took you for the ruddiest

freak I had ever come across. Now you’ve blossomed out into a ruddy

swell, bossing everything. I can’t open a newspaper without seeing your

name. How the hell have you managed to do it?”

“Profiteering,” said Baltazar.

“Profiteering?” asked Pillivant, puckering up his fat face in

perplexity. “What’s your line?”

“Brains,” said Baltazar.

He turned away delighted. Well, it came to that. There was no arrogance

about it. He was giving everything in his power to the country.

Oppressed, at one time, by the sense of physical fitness, and fired by

the sudden, urgent demand for man-power, he had, in one of his

Gordian-knot cutting moods, marched into a recruiting office and vaunted

his brawn and muscle. “I’m fifty,” said he, “but I defy anybody to say

I’m not physically equal to any boy of twenty-five.” But they had

politely laughed at him and sent him away raging furiously. It was then

that he followed the despised counsel of the unimaginative Burtenshaw,

K.C., and joined the Special Constabulary and the National Volunteers.

“What’s the next thing you’re going to take on?” asked Marcelle.

“First, my dear,” said he, “the whole running of this war. Then the

administration of the Kingdom of God on Earth.”

“What a boy you are!” she laughed.

“A damned fine boy,” said Baltazar.

* * * * *

One fine Sunday in May she came up to town to lunch with him alone,

Godfrey being away somewhere or other for the week-end.

“My dear,” he cried, excitedly, as soon as she arrived, “I’ve been dying

to see you. It’s going to happen.”

“What?”

She smiled into his eager face. There was nothing so extravagant that it

could not happen to Baltazar.

“There’s talk of a new Ministry—a Ministry of Propaganda.”

“Well?”

“Can’t you guess?”

Her eyes glistened suddenly.

“You—Minister?”

He nodded. “It’s all in the clouds at present. At least these whifflers

of Cloud-Cuckoo-City think it is. But I don’t. They don’t see the Star

of John Baltazar in the ascendant. I do. My dear, there’s not an adverse

influence in all the bag of planetary tricks!”

If he could have seen and appreciated what was happening some forty

miles off he might have observed in a certain conjunction of planets, to

wit, Venus and Mars, something that would have modified his optimistic

prognostication.

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