CHAPTER VII.

THE BATTLE OF THE SWASH.

On the morning of the 11th of May, 1890, the British fleet crossed

the bar, and steamed leisurely past Sandy Hook, and into the Swash

and main ship channels. The movements of the fleet seemed to be

characterized by great deliberation; as though there was nothing to

fear, and no occasion for haste. The larger vessels were especially

slow in their movements, and felt their way along in the most

cautious manner, each one being guided or piloted by two or more

torpedo boats, which kept a good distance in advance, and sounded the

channel carefully and constantly, indicating by signals the course

for the larger vessels to pursue. There was no haste, no confusion,

no noise or cheering, and no apparent notice was taken of the balls

and shells with which the antiquated guns on the forts on Long and

Staten Islands,--with much noise and banging, but no harmful

results,--managed to splash the water about half a mile or a mile

away from anything that they were aimed at. Most of the smaller

vessels gathered together near the point of Sandy Hook, with the

evident intention of anchoring in the Horseshoe. Here the first real

fighting took place. Some old wooden gunboats, (relics of the War of

the Rebellion) had been hastily repaired and equipped with one or two

guns; and had been stationed in the Horseshoe to act as a sort of a

harassing or observing force. The intention had evidently been for

them to watch the movements of the enemy from behind the shelter of

Sandy Hook, possibly exchanging a few shots with some of his weaker

vessels; and then, having acquired some knowledge of his movements

and intentions, as well as a taste of his quality, to retire up the

harbor, and join the remainder of the American fleet in the Upper

Bay. They acquired much more knowledge than they bargained for; and,

instead of a mere taste, they got a surfeit of the enemy's quality.

As the first large iron-clad--the "Camperdown,"--came within range,

they opened fire on her from their eight-inch guns. Having to fire

across the land (Sandy Hook) their first shots went away over the

"Camperdown," and the shells exploded harmlessly in the shallow water

miles away near the Coney Island shore.

The gunboats sat so low in the water, that their crews were obliged

to elevate their guns considerably, so as to have the projectiles go

clear of the land. This, of course, sent them away over the vessels

at which they were aimed; and although the low point of Sandy Hook

afforded them protection against the guns of the British, it also

prevented their own guns from being of any service. This attack,

however, seemed to spur the British Admiral into counter-action. A

vigorous exchange of signals was made between various members of the

fleet, and in a short time several of the torpedo boats and smaller

armored cruisers ran close in, by Sandy Hook, and running up past the

point and around into the Horseshoe, brought the American gunboats

into plain sight, and point blank range. Of course the result of the

contest between these modern iron-clads and the antiquated wooden

tubs of the Americans, was a foregone conclusion, and in less than

fifteen minutes from the time that the first gun was fired, the

latter were disposed of in the most summary manner. One sank where

she lay, her wooden hull having been perforated from stem to stern

with the projectiles fired from two rapid firing machine guns on one

of the British gunboats. Another one was disabled by a huge ten-inch

shell, which struck her nearly amidships, and literally blew her all

to pieces. The third one sought such safety as she could, by running

aground, and her crew, having first set her on fire, took to their

boats, and rowing ashore, disappeared in the thick cedar forest which

covers this part of Sandy Hook. No appreciable loss or damage was

inflicted upon the English vessels--all but one of which proceeded

quietly to anchor in the Horseshoe. This one steamed rapidly out to

the Flagship, communicated the result of the action to the Admiral,

and received orders to escort the remaining smaller vessels of the

fleet to the sheltered anchorage which had been so quickly and easily

won. The merchant cruisers, "Umbria," "Etruria" and "City of New

York" also anchored in the Horseshoe. Shortly after these vessels

had anchored, fire was opened upon them from an earth-work on the

Highlands of Navesink, which had been hastily thrown up, and mounted

with five or six old smoothbore Dahlgreen guns.

A few well aimed shells soon drove the men away from this battery,

and although on occasional shell was sent in that direction at

intervals during the remainder of the day, the Dahlgreens were

thenceforward dumb.

Meanwhile the balance of the fleet, consisting of the larger

iron-clad battle ships and cruisers, had anchored in the Swash

Channel, in a line extending nearly a mile and a half southeasterly

from the point of intersection of the Swash with the Main Channel,

near buoy fourteen. This position had evidently been previously

selected by the English Admiral as the best one outside of the

Narrows; which were supposed to be thoroughly protected by torpedoes

and other submerged obstructions. Nothing had as yet been been of

the American fleet. It was known to be assembled in the Upper Bay;

but it seemed strange that it should thus permit the enemy to

establish himself in a position of his own choosing, without any

hindrance or opposition.

The position was a remote one, it is true; but, still, if the enemy's

guns had a range as claimed--of over eleven miles,--a very large part

of New York, and nearly the whole of Brooklyn, were within reach of

his shells. There has never, so far as I can learn, any satisfactory

reason been given for this strange lack of action on the part of the

Americans. The only plausible explanation of it lies in the fact

that they appreciated the vast disproportion between their own fleet

and that of the enemy, and realizing the utter hopelessness of

attacking the latter successfully by daylight, and on equal terms,

determined to husband such strength as they possessed, and

concentrate the whole of it in the night attack upon the English,

which had been determined upon.

Thus it happened that the afternoon of the 11th of May passed quietly

and uneventfully, save when the silence was broken by the distant

reports of the guns from the Staten Island forts, or by the

occasional shelling of the abandoned earthwork on the Highlands.

Towards sundown a sort of a reconnaisance was made in the direction

of the Narrows by three torpedo boats; but, as they approached within

closer range of the guns of the forts, they abandoned their purpose

without reaching the first line of submerged obstructions. One of

them was disabled by a solid shot from Fort Richmond, and was towed

back to the Horseshoe by her two consorts in an apparently sinking

condition. As nightfall approached, there was an evident increase of

excitement and activity on all the English vessels. Torpedo boats

and steam launches, darted hither and thither from one of the

anchorages to the other, evidently conveying orders and instructions

for the coming night. Torpedo booms and nets were placed in

position, and elaborate instructions were issued to each separate

commander what to do in case of attack--steam was kept up on all

vessels, and the electric search lights were thoroughly tested, so as

to leave no doubt of their being in perfect order. Every preparation

which experience or ingenuity could suggest, was made to resist any

attack, no matter what its character might be, and no matter whence

it came.

For the first time in the memory of living men, there were no harbor

lights lighted that night. Orders had been given by telegraph to all

the different light-house keepers not to light their lamps, for fear

that the enemy might want to make some movement by night, which the

lighthouses would aid him in accomplishing. So from Sandy Hook to

Bobbin's Reef, in the Upper Bay, not a light was to be seen, except

such as was shown by the English vessels.

As soon as darkness set in, the firing both from the forts and from

the ships ceased; and an utter stillness fell upon the scene, broken

only now and then by the shrill whistle of some boatswain, or the

hoarse murmur of some loud-voiced petty officer, giving orders to the

watch on duty.

This quiet condition of things continued until after midnight. At

one o'clock A.M. all the light-houses in the harbor were lighted

simultaneously, and the surprised Englishmen saw themselves

surrounded with stationary and revolving lights, from Sandy Hook and

the Navesink Highlands on the south, to Cheesequake and Princess Bay

on the southwest and west; Elm Tree and Toad Hill on the north-west,

and the Narrows and Robbin's Reef in the distant north.

A hasty consultation of their charts convinced them that these were

merely the regular light-houses of the harbor; but if so, why had

they not been lighted earlier? Evidently their darkness all the

evening, and their simultaneous lighting at this late hour, proved

that instructions had been given to their keepers in advance, and if

so, must have been given with some object in view. So guns were

fired, and signals were exchanged, and orders were given to the whole

fleet to prepare for instant action, and the whole surface of the

Lower Bay seemed to be illuminated as if by magic, by the powerful

electric search lights which were turned in all directions, making

everything plainly visible almost to the horizon.

A faint sound, as of the distant rushing of waters, was heard in the

direction of the Narrows, and the word was passed quietly from

officers to men: "They're coming now, boys. Look sharp; and be ready

for them." It was the last of the ebb tide, and aided by it the

American fleet made rapid progress down the bay.

Suddenly, to the great bewilderment and dismay of the English, a vast

number of powerful electric lights seemed to spring out of the water

in almost every direction around them. These were nearly as powerful

as the search lights on their own vessels; and dazzled the eyes of

the British so completely, that their search lights were rendered

comparatively useless. Presuming, of course, that each of these was

on board of a vessel, and therefore represented something to be

destroyed, the English commenced blazing away with their guns, both

great and small, directing them against these lights.

"I had no idea the beggars had such a big fleet," said the British

Admiral to an officer standing near him on the dock of the flagship.

"Why there must be nearly two hundred of them. But they must be

small things, or we would know all about them. We have a list of

every ship in their navy up to last winter, and all told, there were

less than forty, so I don't fear them much."

If the admiral had only known then, what he discovered later on, he

need have had still less fear of these lights, and moreover, might

have saved a vast amount of valuable ammunition which was needlessly

wasted; for these powerful lights, instead of proceeding from the

deck or spars of hostile ships, were nothing more than decoy lights

on long spar buoys, whose lower ends being loaded, permitted them to

float upright with the tide, with about half their length out of

water, thus raising the lights about fifteen to twenty feet above the

surface of the bay. The lights were fed by powerful storage

batteries, and had been turned on as they had been launched overboard

from two swift little torpedo launches about a mile up the bay. The

tide being ebb, carried them quickly down to where the enemy's fleet

lay at anchor, and the latter, almost before they could realize their

position, found themselves, as they supposed, in the midst of the

American fleet.

These "Blinding buoys" as they were called, were one of the numerous

ingenious devices which had been called into existence by the

supposed approach of war.

They served their purpose of blinding and confusing the enemy

admirably; and if the Americans had only had force enough to have

enabled them to take advantage of the fright and confusion they

occasioned, the result of the conflict would have been very different

from what it was. When we consider however, the very limited means

at their disposal, it will be seen that they accomplished results

which seem well nigh incredible. The time of launching the "blinding

buoys" had been carefully chosen, so as to utilize them for the

longest possible period. The idea was to have them reach the

anchored vessels about a quarter of an hour before the tide turned,

so that they would remain among them as long as the slack water ebb

lasted. So the Englishmen kept blazing away at them for nearly half

an hour, without either inflicting any damage, or discovering their

fraudulent character. In the noise and confusion, it became

impossible to signal the other vessels of the fleet; and the wisdom

of issuing detailed orders in advance was now apparent.

In pursuance of these orders, the "Etruria," and "Umbria," and "City

of New York," and several of the other unarmored cruisers, slipped

their cables, and ran quietly out to sea. The smaller gunboats, at

anchor in the Horseshoe, extinguished all their lights, and gave no

indication whatever of their presence. But the torpedo boats

hastened to the scene of battle, eager to come to the assistance or

the rescue of their more formidable consorts. And it was one of

these, which first discovered the fraudulent character of the

"blinding buoys."

This boat--the "Terror"--having fixed upon one of these electric

lights as her own especial prey, made a dash for it, with the idea of

affixing a torpedo to it, and blowing it skyward. Nearer and nearer

it came--its dazzling brilliancy illuminating every part of the deck

of the little vessel, whose officers and crew stood with bated

breath, waiting for the crash which would indicate that their prey

was within their reach.

"Now! Lookout! Hold fast! Here she is!" Every man braced himself

and grasped some portion of the vessel nearest to him;--the rail--a

stanchion--a rope--anything to steady himself by, until the force of

the collision should have spent itself--when--behold! the light

disappears under the bow; and reappears a moment later, swaying

wildly from side to side, a dozen yards or more astern. There is no

crash--no collision--no shock--no tangible thing against which to

launch the waiting torpedo; only an exclamation by the man who had

been quietly waiting for the proper moment to launch his deadly

missile, of--"Well! I'll be d----d!" That was all.

The true character of the buoys having been thus discovered, no time

was lost in conveying the information to the nearest of the large

ships; which immediately ceased firing, and endeavored to signal her

consorts to do the game. Owing to the smoke, however, it was some

time before she could make her signals understood; and just she did

so, an immense explosion took place under her side, which seemed

almost to lift her, (monster though she was) out of the water; a

shivering and crashing of machinery and iron work ensued, and the

rushing waters poured into her hull, through a vast yawning chasm,

which the dynamite shell had made in her side. She sank in about

fifteen minutes--the first victim of Zalinski's dynamite gun. Most

of her crew were rescued; although quite a number went down with her.

By this time, the smoke had cleared away, and the search lights were

again beginning to be of some service, because the flood tide had

commenced running, and had carried the buoys away in towards Staten

Island. The lights enabled the English to discover several vessels;

among which was the dynamite gun boat "Vesuvius," whose maiden effort

had been so successful.

The slanting muzzles of her three guns could be plainly seen

projecting above her deck; and their attendants were evidently

getting them ready for another discharge. Two fast gun-boats, armed

with rapid firing four-inch guns, were signalled to attack her, and

disable her at once--which they proceeded to do with great promptness

and despatch.

The vessel herself withstood the onslaught fairly well; but the

muzzles of the long guns being entirely exposed, they were soon

rendered useless; and the commander of the "Vesuvius," seeing that

her usefulness was ended, sought safety in flight up the Bay.

Meanwhile the numerous torpedo boats were rushing to and fro, now and

then succeeding in exploding a torpedo in the vicinity of one of the

larger English vessels; but more frequently kept at a safe distance

by the torpedo booms and nets.

The submarine boat "Destroyer," succeeded in partially destroying two

iron-clads before she met destruction herself.

As this occurred in a most unexpected and curious manner, I will give

an account of it, while describing the battle; although the

particulars as to the manner of her destruction were not known until

long after the conflict was over. She had successfully exploded

large torpedoes directly under the bottoms of two of the English

ships; completely disabling one, and nearly sinking the other; and

had retired to a short distance from the scene of conflict, where she

lay partially submerged, evidently preparing to attack the

"Camperdown," one of the most formidable vessels of the fleet.

After a delay of about a half an hour, she was seen to start in the

direction of the "Camperdown," and shortly before reaching that

vessel, to disappear under water; presumably to go under her great

adversary's bottom.

This was the last that was seen of her. The panic and excitement on

the "Camperdown" was intense, as the officers and crew waited minute

after minute for the inevitable crash, which would in all

probability, sink their vessel, and involve the majority of

themselves in certain death. But notwithstanding the suspense and

terror which possessed them, not a man left his post, or refused to

obey the orders of his superiors. The whole crew was mustered on

deck, the boats were manned, life belts distributed among the men,

crews were told off to each boat; and in a grim and deathlike silence

they awaited the shock which would be the signal for them to leave

their vessel, and trust themselves to the mercy of the waters. But

they waited in vain. The shock never came. The "Destroyer" not only

failed to destroy her vast antagonist, but failed also to re-appear

herself on the surface of the water.

"Something must have happened to her!" exclaimed the American

admiral, who was watching her movements with a night glass, as well

as the smoke and the uncertain light from the search lights would

permit, from the bridge of the "Baltimore," his flagship, which was

manoeuvring around about two miles up the harbor.

"Something" indeed had happened to her; but it was not until several

weeks afterwards that anybody knew exactly what it was. Then divers

found her "standing on her head," with her ram so deeply imbedded in

the muddy bottom of the bay, that it required the united efforts of

two or three of the most powerful derricks in the harbor, to

extricate her. When she was finally brought to the surface, the dead

bodies of her crew were found on board of her. They had evidently

tried in vain to open the manhole, and take the desperate chance of

getting out, even in the face of the inrushing water, in preference

to the certain death from asphyxiation, which otherwise awaited them.

Their efforts for some reason had been unsuccessful, and the supply

of fresh air becoming exhausted, they had evidently died from

suffocation.

As yet, the American cruisers had taken no part in the struggle.

They were unarmored, and their guns were of comparatively short

range; and it would have been folly for them to have attacked their

heavily armored and armed opponents. The three American turret

ships, however, had at length come within range, and opened fire from

their revolving turrets upon the Englishmen. The heavy balls from

their smoothbore guns seemed to have but little effect on the thick

armor coating of the English ships; and as they could only fire at

each revolution of the turret, their fire was as slow, as it was

ineffectual.

Moreover the turrets soon proved utterly inadequate to resist the

tremendous penetrating power of the heavy English guns, and were

either absolutely perforated by the shot and shells; or else were so

bruised and battered and jarred and jammed, that they could no longer

be revolved on their carriages, and became utterly useless.

The most complete and phenomenal success on the American side,

however, was achieved by two insignificant looking little boats which

involved an entirely new--albeit a very simple--principle of marine

warfare as applicable to Harbor defense. These boats had been built

by private subscription as experiments, at a cost of about $50,000

each. Their inventor had appealed in vain to Congress to authorize

the construction of at least thirty or forty of them, which he

claimed would be amply sufficient to protect all of our principal

seaports, at an aggregate cost of about $2,000,000; or less than that

of a single first class iron-clad war vessel. His idea was strongly

backed up by the Secretary of the Navy, who urged Congress to make an

appropriation for the purpose of testing it thoroughly. When,

however, the inventor explained to the members of that intelligent

and brilliant body, that the principle upon which he based his

invention was that of self-destruction; and that to use his craft in

actual warfare, was to destroy it, these back country gentleman,

whose sole idea of statesmanship seemed to be limited to posing and

shouting like howling dervishes before the shrine of what they called

"economy," posed and shouted more violently than ever; and holding up

both hands in holy horror, had exclaimed: "What! waste two millions

of the people's money on things that are good for nothing without you

destroy them? Never! never! Let us rather reduce the terrible taxes

which now burden our struggling and poverty-stricken people; or if

the surplus must be spent, let us put it in the rivers and harbors

and public buildings of the country;" and straightway the

appropriations for those admirable purposes were doubled, and the

hare-brained inventor packed off from Washington with a very large

sized economical flea in his ear.

He had, however, at length succeeded in impressing some wealthy New

Yorkers with the value of his invention, and sufficient money had

been raised to build two boats, according to his plans. These boats

being intended for harbor defense only, did not need to be especially

seaworthy; nor did they require large quarters for crew, or much

space for fuel. Consequently, nearly their whole interior could be

occupied by engines and boilers; thus ensuring them a speed which

approximated thirty miles an hour. They were propelled by twin

screws, and could therefore turn around in nearly their own length.

They carried no arms or ammunition of any kind, except a gigantic

tube or cartridge, containing two tons of dynamite, which was carried

in a hollow place left for the purpose in the long steel ram, with

which their bows were armed. A full crew for one of these boats

consisted of eight men--two engineers, four firemen, and two pilots,

one of whom acted as deck-hand when required.

These men had been carefully selected from the marine militia, and

for several weeks had been drilling constantly in the upper and lower

bays. The drill was a peculiar one, and consisted simply of running

at high speed for a mile or so; then, at the stroke of a bell, the

four firemen would rush on deck, and leap over-board; a few moments

later, at the sound of a second bell, one engineer, and one pilot

would follow them; and lastly, just as the headway of the boat began

to slacken, the remaining engineer and pilot did likewise, striking

out, and swimming away from the boat, as rapidly as they could.

Being provided with cork jackets, they had no difficulty in

sustaining themselves until they were picked up by a steam launch,

which always accompanied them as a tender, and on which they would

rejoin their abandoned boat, which by that time would be drifting

lazily about with the tide, a mile or so away. The men had become

thoroughly accustomed to this service, and enjoyed it vastly,

although the summer was backward and the water was cold. These boats

were also arranged with large water tanks, which when filled, brought

them very low down in the water. Their roofs were a sort of

combination of dome and turtle back, composed of four-inch steel

plates.

Thus, when submerged to their "fighting depth," they offered but a

small target as they approached the enemy, and if a shot or shell

should strike them, it would in all probability glance off without

injury, owing to the angle at which it would strike. An electric

wire led from the pilot house to a clock-work arrangement, attached

to a percussion cap, which communicated with the two tons of dynamite

in the hollow bow of the boat. The problem was simply to rush at the

broadside of the opposing vessel from a distance of a couple of miles

or so, and as soon as possible, to give the engineers and firemen the

signal to jump overboard. Then, the pilots having remained at their

post until they were certain that the boat would strike the enemy, to

fasten the wheel amidships, with lashings provided for that purpose,

touch the button communicating with the clock-work, jump overboard

and swim for their lives during the seventy or eighty seconds in

which the clock arrangement was doing its deadly work; and then,

after the tremendous explosion, which would blow both their own and

the enemy's vessel into a thousand fragments, to float quietly about

until picked up by their tender.

In was a perfectly simple and feasible thing to do, and in this, its

first trial in actual warfare, it worked to a charm.

The "Victoria," the largest and most formidable of the turreted

ships, and the "Camperdown," the largest of the armored ships, were

the two vessels selected for the two experimental dynamite rams to

operate against.

These rams bore the suggestive names of "Suicide" and "Samson."

The smoke having partially cleared away, the position of the two

English ships could be accurately determined, and the two small rams

at length received the expected signal to proceed to the attack.

Making a circuit of about a mile, to get under good headway, they

headed straight for their respective victims, and rushed towards them

at a frightful rate of speed. They were followed at a considerable

distance by their respective tenders. Their presence was soon

discovered by the aid of the electric search lights, and a severe

fire was opened on them from all the British vessels within range.

Owing to their peculiar construction, this fire had little or no

effect upon them; and they continued their headlong race towards the

two giant ships, lying quietly at anchor in fancied security.

Suddenly several figures were seen to rush wildly astern and jump

overboard. But still the rams kept up their tremendous speed, and

were pointed directly at the amidship section of the two iron-clads.

Nearer and nearer they came, in spite of the deadly and continuous

firing from the enemy's guns, both great and small, which seemed

utterly impotent to check their progress. At last, when they were

within a couple of hundred yards or so of the iron-clads, each blew a

short sharp single blast with its whistle, and two men were seen to

run aft, and roll down the inclined surface of the turtle-backed roof

of each ram, into the water. The rams themselves kept on, however,

and a collision was seen to be inevitable. Orders were given to the

English crews to hold themselves in readiness to repel boarders. But

in vain! The tireless little rams rushed onward--madly, wildly,

triumphantly, gladly--to their own destruction; but to the

destruction also of their enemies. A jar, a sound--not so very

loud--of snapping bolts and crushing iron plates; a sound of confused

voices, saying: "She has struck us," "She has gone half way through

us!" a few instants of comparative silence,--during which the

officers consult hastily as to what had better be done. An order or

two given in quick sharp tones; and then--with a mighty rumble and

flash; with a frightful tossing and splashing of the water; with a

thunderous roar, and a soul sickening shiver, which seemed to impart

itself even to the sea, the two great ships, and their two little

adversaries met a common fate--being both blown to atoms--and

disappeared forever beneath the waves.

The loss of life was terrific on the two English ships; as most of

their crews went down with them; but a few were rescued by boats,

which were quickly lowered from the remaining vessels of the fleet;

and quite a number were picked up by the launches, which were acting

as tenders to the two rams, and gathering up their swimming crews.

These latter had diminutive electric lights on their caps, and having

turned these on, as soon as they jumped overboard, were easily

discovered and picked up.

The effect of these tremendous explosions of dynamite was

demoralizing in the extreme, to the English officers and crews: and

although the attack was not pressed by the Americans, the order was

given, to such of the fleet as remained, to hoist anchor, and proceed

out to tea. It was now nearly daylight, and at six o'clock that

morning (May 12th) the telegraph operator at Navesink Highlands

telegraphed to the N.Y. Associated Press, as follows:

"British fleet all apparently lying at anchor just outside the bar.

Three or four of the largest iron-clads missing. They are supposed

to have been captured or sunk in the battle last night. The distance

is too great to distinguish those which remain; but there seems to be

considerable activity among the smaller vessels; and the launches are

moving about from one ship to another, as if for consultation, or

giving or receiving orders. The fleet is probably repairing damages,

as far as possible, before proceeding to sea. It is supposed here

that they will sail direct for Halifax for repairs and refitting."

This despatch was published in extra editions of all the newspapers

in New York and Brooklyn; and, taken in connection with the accounts

received from the officers and crews of the American fleet, which had

returned to its anchorage in the upper Bay after the fight was over,

and which united in describing the affair as a complete and glorious

victory, it occasioned great rejoicing in those cities. Cannon were

fired, flags were hoisted, thanksgiving services were held in many of

the churches, and the citizens testified their delight and

satisfaction in the wildest and most extravagant manner.

To add to the public excitement, and to intensify, if possible, the

patriotic enthusiasm of the people, despatches arrived from General

Schofield, to the effect that he had met a large body of the enemy,

and had not only repulsed their attack, but had put them completely

to rout and captured several thousand prisoners; and the flying

remnants had been pursued by his cavalry to the St. Lawrence River,

opposite Montreal.

So much simultaneous good news was decidedly exhilarating; and it is

not to be wondered at, that pandemonium seemed to have broken loose

in New York and Brooklyn that evening.

Bonfires were lighted; fireworks were set off; improvised torchlight

processions made night hideous with their cheers, and drums and

fifes, and cannon firings; and banners and transparencies, in which

poor old John Bull was shot, and stabbed, and drawn and quartered,

and in many other ingenious and hitherto unheard of ways, put an end

to for ever and ever, were to be seen in every street.

In one of these, Ireland, represented as a broad shouldered,

strapping young woman, with a suspiciously rubicund countenance

(especially about the tip of her nose), dressed in green

silk--_decolleté_--had thrown her brawny arms around the neck of

Uncle Sam, who obligingly bent over, half way across the Atlantic, to

permit this trans-oceanic caress. This transparency was wildly

cheered, and was followed by a tremendous crowd of shouting and

yelling men and boys, until the candles went out, and the bar-rooms

closed for the night.

The newspapers of the 13th of May, in all parts of the country,

indulged in the wildest jubilations, and the "croakers," who had

theretofore called attention to the weakness of the American navy,

and the defenseless condition of American seaports, were ridiculed

and abused in the most unmeasured terms throughout the length and

breadth of the land. American ingenuity was lauded to the skies, as

being equal to every emergency, and able to bid defiance to all the

antiquated Old World methods of war-making. The American

Eagle--never a very modest bird--flapped its wings, and screamed in a

manner which put to shame its most extravagant previous efforts in

that line.

In England the situation was exactly reversed. The French cable had

of course carried the news of the British defeat to Paris; and from

them it had been wired to London, with such additions and

exaggerations as French unfriendliness to England could suggest; and

London was in an uproar. Lord Randolph Churchill was burned in

effigy in various parts of the city and country, and a general chorus

of "I told you so's," coupled with estimates of the cost in pounds,

shillings and pence, of the destroyed fleet, went up like a National

wail, from one end of Great Britain to the other. Bonfires were

lighted on every hill-top in Ireland, and the streets of Dublin and

Cork were fairly green with millions of Irish flags. The continental

newspapers, especially the German and French ones, all contained

labored articles, giving various accounts of the battle, and paying

the highest tribute to the inventive genius of "those wonderful

Americans," and condoling with England in rather a sarcastic vein

upon her loss of prestige as a naval power. For a wonder, the French

and German journals had at length a subject upon which they could

agree, and they seemed to vie with each other in the publication of

articles in which their intense hatred and jealousy of England, was

but thinly disguised, under the most polite expressions of sympathy

for her fall from a place among the highest, to a position among the

third or fourth-rate powers of the world. The immediate dissolution

of the "so called British Empire" was spoken of as a matter of

course, and while it was generally conceded that Australia would be

able to maintain itself as an independent power, the probable fate of

British India was a subject upon which these writers displayed for

three or four days, the customary combination of ignorance and

ingenuity, for which the continental press of Europe is to justly

renowned.

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