93. A BEWILDERED IRISHMAN

The poet Shelley tells an amusing story of the influence that language

"hard to be understood" exercises on the vulgar mind. Walking near Covent

Garden, London, he accidentally jostled against an Irish navvy, who, being

in a quarrelsome mood, seemed inclined to attack the poet. A crowd of

ragged sympathizers began to gather, when Shelley, calmly facing them,

deliberately pronounced:

"I have put my hand into the hamper, I have looked on the sacred barley, I

have eaten out of the drum. I have drunk and am well pleased. I have said,

'Knox Ompax,' and it is finished."

The effect was magical, the astonished Irishman fell back; his friends

began to question him. "What barley?" "Where's the hamper?" "What have you

been drinking?" and Shelley walked away unmolested.

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