88. HORACE GREELEY'S JOKE

On one occasion a person, who wished to have a little fun at the expense of

his constituency, said in a group where Horace Greeley was standing: "Mr.

Greeley and I, gentlemen, are old friends. We have drunk a good deal of

brandy and water together." "Yes," said Mr. Greeley, "that is true enough.

You drank the brandy, and I drank the water."

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