85. SAMBO AND THE LAWYER

In a Macon (Ga.) court the other day a lawyer was cross-examining a negro

witness, and was getting along fairly well until he asked the witness what

his occupation was. "I'se a carpenter, sah." "What kind of a carpenter?"

"They calls me a jackleg carpenter, sah." "What is a jackleg carpenter?"

"He is a carpenter who is not a first-class carpenter, sah." "Well, explain

fully what you understand a jackleg carpenter to be," insisted the lawyer.

"Boss, I declare I dunno how ter splain any mo' 'cept to say hit am jes'

the same difference 'twixt you an' a fust-class lawyer."

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