73. DISGUSTED OFFICER

Some years since a party of Indians drove off all the live-stock at Fort

Lancaster. A few days afterward Captain ---- was passing through the post,

and stopped a couple of days for rest. While there an enthusiastic officer

took him out to show him the trail of the bad Indians, how they came, which

way they went, etc. After following the trail for some distance the Captain

turned to his guide and exclaimed: "Look here; if you want to find any

Indians, you can find them; _I haven't lost any_, and am going back to

camp."

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