68. WIDOW OUTWITTED

In a Western village a charming, well-preserved widow had been courted and

won by a physician. She had children. The wedding-day was approaching,

and it was time the children should know they were to have a new father.

Calling one of them to her, she said: "Georgie, I am going to do something

before long that I would like to talk about with you."

"Well, ma, what is it!"

"I am intending to marry Dr. Jones in a few days, and--"

"Bully for you, ma! _Does Dr. Jones know it?_"

Ma caught her breath, but failed to articulate a response.

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