66. BUYING A LAWYER

[The willingness to pay full value for an article is a trait of character

always appreciated.]

Lawyer B---- called at the office of Counselor F----, who has had

considerable practice in bankruptcy, and said: "See here, F----, I want

to know what the practice is in such and such a case in bankruptcy."

F----, straightening himself up and looking as wise as possible, replied:

"Well, Mr. B----, I generally get paid for telling what I know."

B---- put his hand into his pocket, drew forth half a dollar, handed it to

F----, and said: "Here, tell me _all_ you know, and _give me the

change_."

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