[The Scotchman referred to in the last anecdote was as ingenious in finding
a reason as the boy mentioned in the following:]
"Can you suggest any reason why I should print your poem?" said the
overbearing editor.
The dismal youth looked thoughtful, and then replied:
"You know I always inclose a stamp for the return of rejected manuscript?"
"Yes."
"Well, if you print it you can keep the stamp."