12. INSIGNIFICANT THINGS

[The need of accuracy, or how insignificant things sometimes change the

meaning, is shown by the following.]

A merchant of London wrote his East India factor to send him 2 or 3 apes;

but he forgot to write the "r" in "or," and the factor wrote that he had

sent 80, and would send the remainder of the 2 0 3 as soon as they could be

gathered in.

13. A very well-known writer had a similar experience. He was selling

copies of his first literary venture, and telegraphed to the publisher to

send him "three hundred books at once." He answered. "Shall I send them on

an emigrant train, or must they go first-class? Had to scour the city over

to get them. You must be going into the hotel business on a great scale to

need so many Cooks." I was bewildered; but all was explained when a copy of

the dispatch showed that the telegraph clerk had mistaken the small "b" for

a capital "C."

Toasts and Forms of Public Address for Those Who Wish to Say the Right Thing in the Right Way · 第 74 / 169 题