[To illustrate hobby-riding--very appropriate where many toasts and
speeches run in one line.]
A boy in Buffalo, N. Y., who was asked to write out what he considered an
ideal holiday dinner _ménu_, evolved the following:
Furst Corse.
Mince pie.
Second Corse.
Pumpkin pie and turkey.
Third Corse.
Lemon pie, turkey, and cranberries
Fourth Corse.
Custard pie, apple pie, chocolate cake and plum pudding.
Dessert.
Pie.