SPEECH AFTER A POLITICAL VICTORY. SELECTED

1. We are masters of the field. Completeness of victory [told in military

language].

2. Sympathy for the defeated. We will treat their leaders with Good

Samaritan generosity, but we invite the rank and file to enlist with us,

unless they prefer to go home and pray for better luck next time.

3. Only by joining us can they get a nibble at the spoils. Probably they

will, for many of them are men of seven principles--five loaves and two

fishes. The "cohesive power of public plunder."

4. We must not be careless after victory, but reorganize, be vigilant, keep

our powder dry. The "outs" are hungry, and an enemy will fight terribly for

rations. "Brag is a good dog, but Holdfast is a better."

5. Now let us all rejoice over the defeat of a party many of whose members

we respect personally, but which, as a whole, we regard as an immense

nuisance.

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