To a Fat Friend: May your shadow never grow less.
May every Hair of your head be as a shining Candle to light you to glory.
Long Life to our Friends: May the chicken never be hatched that will
scratch on their graves.
Confusion to the Early Bird: May it and the worm both be picked up.
The Nimble Penny: May it soon grow into a dime and then swell into a
dollar.
To a Sovereign: not the kind that sits on a throne, but the one that lies
in our pocket.
Our Land: May we live happy in it and never be sent out of it for our
country's good.
Three Great Commanders: May we always be under the orders of General Peace,
General Plenty, and General Prosperity.
The Three Best Doctors: May Doctor Quiet, Doctor Diet, and Doctor Good
Conscience ever keep us well.
The Health of that wise and good Man who kept a Dog and yet did his own
barking!
Here's to the health of ----: The old bird that was not caught with chaff.
The Health of those we Love the beet; Our noble selves.