HUMOROUS RESPONSE BY BENJAMIN F. BUTLER TO THE TOAST, "OUR FOREFATHERS"

"While venerating their lofty patriotism, may we emulate them in their

republican simplicity of manners." He declared that a great deal had been

said at one time and another about the democratic simplicity of our

forefathers. Suppose that the gentlemen of the present day should go back

to some of the customs of the forefathers. Suppose a man should go to a

ball nowadays in the costume in which Thomas Jefferson, "that great apostle

of democratic simplicity," once appeared in Philadelphia. What a sensation

he would create with his modest (?) costume of velvet and lace, with

knee-breeches, silk stockings, silver shoe-buckles, and powdered wig. "Even

the great father of his country had a little style about him," said the

speaker. "It was a known fact that he never went to Congress when he was

President unless he went in a coach and six, with a little cupid on the box

bearing a wreath of flowers. The coach must be yellow and the horses white,

and then the President's secretary usually followed in a coach drawn by

four horses. When Washington ascended the steps to enter the doors, he

always stopped for a moment and turned slowly around to allow an admiring

people to see the father of their country. Oh! our forefathers were

saturated with modesty and simplicity. The people of the present day have

retrograded greatly from the simplicity of their Revolutionary ancestors. I

can remember when it was impossible, years before the war, to hold a night

session of Congress. It was impossible because the members of Congress

attended dinners, and lingered over their wine. They attended dinners very

like the one we have just enjoyed, and yet there is not a man in this

company who is unfitted to attend to any public or private duties that

might demand his attention. Yes, it is true that we have departed from

the old customs, but we have advanced and not retrograded. The world has

changed, but it has changed for the better. It is growing better every day,

and don't let anybody forget it."

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