SCENE I. THE ENTRANCE-HALL OF FERNEY (Friday, 26th April, 1776):

Produced by D.R. Thompson

HISTORY OF FRIEDRICH II. OF PRUSSIA

FREDERICK THE GREAT

By Thomas Carlyle

BOOK XXI.--AFTERNOON AND EVENING OF FRIEDRICH'S LIFE--1763-1786.

Chapter I.--PREFATORY.

The Twelve Hercules-labors of this King have ended here; what was

required of him in World-History is accomplished. There remain to

Friedrich Twenty-three Years more of Life, which to Prussian History are

as full of importance as ever; but do not essentially concern European

History, Europe having gone the road we now see it in. On the grand

World-Theatre the curtain has fallen for a New Act; Friedrich's part,

like everybody's for the present, is played out. In fact, there is,

during the rest of his Reign, nothing of World-History to be dwelt on

anywhere. America, it has been decided, shall be English; Prussia be a

Nation. The French, as finis of their attempt to cut Germany in Four,

find themselves sunk into torpor, abeyance and dry-rot; fermenting

towards they know not what. Towards Spontaneous Combustion in the year

1789, and for long years onwards!

There, readers, there is the next milestone for you, in the History of

Mankind! That universal Burning-up, as in hell-fire, of Human Shams. The

oath of Twenty-five Million men, which has since become that of all men

whatsoever, "Rather than live longer under lies, we will die!"--that

is the New Act in World-History. New Act,--or, we may call it New PART;

Drama of World-History, Part Third. If Part SECOND was 1,800 years ago,

this I reckon will be Part THIRD. This is the truly celestial-infernal

Event: the strangest we have seen for a thousand years. Celestial in

one part; in the other, infernal. For it is withal the breaking out

of universal mankind into Anarchy, into the faith and practice

of NO-Government,--that is to say (if you will be candid), into

unappeasable Revolt against Sham-Governors and Sham-Teachers,--which

I do charitably define to be a Search, most unconscious, yet in deadly

earnest, for true Governors and Teachers. That is the one fact of

World-History worth dwelling on at this day; and Friedrich cannot be

said to have had much hand farther in that.

Nor is the progress of a French or European world, all silently ripening

and rotting towards such issue, a thing one wishes to dwell on. Only

when the Spontaneous Combustion breaks out; and, many-colored, with loud

noises, envelops the whole world in anarchic flame for long hundreds of

years: then has the Event come; there is the thing for all men to

mark, and to study and scrutinize as the strangest thing they ever saw.

Centuries of it yet lying ahead of us; several sad Centuries, sordidly

tumultuous, and good for little! Say Two Centuries yet,--say even Ten of

such a process: before the Old is completely burnt out, and the New in

any state of sightliness? Millennium of Anarchies;--abridge it, spend

your heart's-blood upon abridging it, ye Heroic Wise that are to

come! For it is the consummation of All the Anarchies that are and

were;--which I do trust always means the death (temporary death) of

them! Death of the Anarchies: or a world once more built wholly on Fact

better or worse; and the lying jargoning professor of Sham-Fact, whose

name is Legion, who as yet (oftenest little conscious of himself) goes

tumulting and swarming from shore to shore, become a species extinct,

and well known to be gone down to Tophet!--

There were bits of Anarchies before, little and greater: but till that

of France in 1789, there was none long memorable; all were pygmies in

comparison, and not worth mentioning separately. In 1772 the Anarchy of

Poland, which had been a considerable Anarchy for about three

hundred years, got itself extinguished,--what we may call

extinguished;--decisive surgery being then first exercised upon it: an

Anarchy put in the sure way of extinction. In 1775, again, there began,

over seas, another Anarchy much more considerable,--little dreaming that

IT could be called an Anarchy; on the contrary, calling itself Liberty,

Rights of Man; and singing boundless Io-Paeans to itself, as is common

in such cases; an Anarchy which has been challenging the Universe

to show the like ever since. And which has, at last, flamed up as an

independent Phenomenon, unexampled in the hideously SUICIDAL way;--and

does need much to get burnt out, that matters may begin anew on truer

conditions. But neither the PARTITION OF POLAND nor the AMERICAN WAR OF

INDEPENDENCE have much general importance, or, except as precursors

of 1789, are worth dwelling on in History. From us here, so far as

Friedrich is concerned with them, they may deserve some transient

mention, more or less: but World-History, eager to be at the general

Funeral-pile and ultimate Burning-up of Shams in this poor World, will

have less and less to say of small tragedies and premonitory symptoms.

Curious how the busy and continually watchful and speculating Friedrich,

busied about his dangers from Austrian encroachments, from Russian-Turk

Wars, Bavarian Successions, and other troubles and anarchies close

by, saw nothing to dread in France; nothing to remark there, except

carelessly, from time to time, its beggarly decaying condition, so

strangely sunk in arts, in arms, in finance; oftenest an object of pity

to him, for he still has a love for France;--and reads not the least

sign of that immeasurable, all-engulfing FRENCH REVOLUTION which was in

the wind! Neither Voltaire nor he have the least anticipation of such a

thing. Voltaire and he see, to their contentment, Superstition

visibly declining: Friedrich rather disapproves the heat of Voltaire's

procedures on the INFAME. "Why be in such heat? Other nonsense, quite

equal to it, will be almost sure to follow. Take care of your own skin!"

Voltaire and he are deeply alive, especially Voltaire is, to the

horrors and miseries which have issued on mankind from a Fanatic Popish

Superstition, or Creed of Incredibilities,--which (except from the

throat outwards, from the bewildered tongue outwards) the orthodox

themselves cannot believe, but only pretend and struggle to believe.

This Voltaire calls "THE INFAMOUS;" and this--what name can any of us

give it? The man who believes in falsities is very miserable. The man

who cannot believe them, but only struggles and pretends to believe;

and yet, being armed with the power of the sword, industriously keeps

menacing and slashing all round, to compel every neighbor to do like

him: what is to be done with such a man? Human Nature calls him a Social

Nuisance; needing to be handcuffed, gagged and abated. Human Nature, if

it be in a terrified and imperilled state, with the sword of this fellow

swashing round it, calls him "Infamous," and a Monster of Chaos. He

is indeed the select Monster of that region; the Patriarch of all the

Monsters, little as he dreams of being such. An Angel of Heaven the poor

caitiff dreams himself rather, and in cheery moments is conscious of

being:--Bedlam holds in it no madder article. And I often think he will

again need to be tied up (feeble as he now is in comparison, disinclined

though men are to manacling and tying); so many helpless infirm souls

are wandering about, not knowing their right hand from their left, who

fall a prey to him. "L'INFAME" I also name him,--knowing well enough how

little he, in his poor muddled, drugged and stupefied mind, is conscious

of deserving that name. More signal enemy to God, and friend of the

Other Party, walks not the Earth in our day.

Anarchy in the shape of religious slavery was what Voltaire and

Friedrich saw all round them. Anarchy in the shape of Revolt against

Authorities was what Friedrich and Voltaire had never dreamed of as

possible, and had not in their minds the least idea of. In one, or

perhaps two places you may find in Voltaire a grim and rather glad

forethought, not given out as prophecy, but felt as interior assurance

in a moment of hope, How these Priestly Sham Hierarchies will be pulled

to pieces, probably on the sudden, once people are awake to them. Yes,

my much-suffering M. de Voltaire, be pulled to pieces; or go aloft,

like the awakening of Vesuvius, one day,--Vesuvius awakening after

ten centuries of slumber, when his crater is all grown grassy, bushy,

copiously "tenanted by wolves" I am told; which, after premonitory

grumblings, heeded by no wolf or bush, he will hurl bodily aloft, ten

acres at a time, in a very tremendous manner! [First modern Eruption of

Vesuvius, A.D. 1631, after long interval of rest.] A thought like this,

about the Priestly Sham-Hierarchies, I have found somewhere in Voltaire:

but of the Social and Civic Sham-Hierarchies (which are likewise

accursed, if they knew it, and indeed are junior co-partners of the

Priestly; and, in a sense, sons and products of them, and cannot escape

being partakers of their plagues), there is no hint, in Voltaire, though

Voltaire stood at last only fifteen years from the Fact (1778-1793); nor

in Friedrich, though he lived almost to see the Fact beginning.

Friedrich's History being henceforth that of a Prussian King, is

interesting to Prussia chiefly, and to us little otherwise than as the

Biography of a distinguished fellow-man, Friedrich's Biography, his

Physiognomy as he grows old, quietly on his own harvest-field, among his

own People: this has still an interest, and for any feature of this we

shall be eager enough; but this withal is the most of what we now want.

And not very much even of this; Friedrich the unique King not having

as a man any such depth and singularity, tragic, humorous, devotionally

pious, or other, as to authorize much painting in that aspect. Extreme

brevity beseems us in these circumstances: and indeed there are,--as has

already happened in different parts of this Enterprise (Nature

herself, in her silent way, being always something of an Artist in such

things),--other circumstances, which leave us no choice as to that of

detail. Available details, if we wished to give them, of Friedrich's

later Life, are not forthcoming: masses of incondite marine-stores,

tumbled out on you, dry rubbish shot with uncommon diligence for a

hundred years, till, for Rubbish-Pelion piled on Rubbish-Ossa, you lose

sight of the stars and azimuths; whole mountain continents, seemingly

all of cinders and sweepings (though fragments and remnants do lie

hidden, could you find them again):---these are not details that will be

available! Anecdotes there are in quantity; but of uncertain quality;

of doubtful authenticity, above all. One recollects hardly any

Anecdote whatever that seems completely credible, or renders to us the

Physiognomy of Friedrich in a convincing manner. So remiss a creature

has the Prussian Clio been,--employed on all kinds of loose errands over

the Earth and the Air; and as good as altogether negligent of this most

pressing errand in her own House. Peace be with her, poor slut;

why should we say one other hard word on taking leave of her to all

eternity!--

The Practical fact is, what we have henceforth to produce is more of

the nature of a loose Appendix of Papers, than of a finished Narrative.

Loose Papers,--which, we will hope, the reader can, by industry, be made

to understand and tolerate: more we cannot do for him. No continuous

Narrative is henceforth possible to us. For the sake of Friedrich's

closing Epoch, we will visit, for the last time, that dreary imbroglio

under which the memory of Friedrich, which ought to have been, in all

the epochs of it, bright and legible, lies buried; and will try to

gather, as heretofore, and put under labels. What dwells with oneself

as human may have some chance to be humanly interesting. In the wildest

chaos of marine-stores and editorial shortcomings (provided only the

editors speak truth, as these poor fellows do) THIS can be done.

Part the living from the dead; pick out what has some meaning, leave

carefully what has none; you will in some small measure pluck up the

memory of a hero, like drowned honor by the locks, and rescue it, into

visibility.

That Friedrich, on reaching home, made haste to get out, of the bustle

of joyances and exclamations on the streets; proceeded straight to his

music-chapel in Charlottenburg, summoning the Artists, or having them

already summoned; and had there, all alone, sitting invisible wrapt in

his cloak, Graun's or somebody's grand TE-DEUM pealed out to him, in

seas of melody,--soothing and salutary to the altered soul, revolving

many things,--is a popular myth, of pretty and appropriate character;

but a myth only, with no real foundation, though it has some loose

and apparent. [In PREUSS, ii. 46, all the details of it.] No doubt,

Friedrich had his own thoughts on entering Berlin again, after such

a voyage through the deeps; himself, his Country still here, though

solitary and in a world of wild shipwrecks. He was not without piety;

but it did not take the devotional form, and his habits had nothing of

the clerical.

What is perfectly known, and much better worth knowing, is the

instantaneous practical alacrity with which he set about repairing that

immense miscellany of ruin; and the surprising success he had in dealing

with it. His methods, his rapid inventions and procedures, in this

matter, are still memorable to Prussia; and perhaps might with advantage

be better known than they are in some other Countries. To us, what is

all we can do with them here, they will indicate that this is still the

old Friedrich, with his old activities and promptitudes; which indeed

continue unabated, lively in Peace as in War, to the end of his life and

reign.

The speed with which Prussia recovered was extraordinary. Within little

more than a year (June 1st, 1764), the Coin was all in order again; in

1765, the King had rebuilt, not to mention other things, "in Silesia

8,000 Houses, in Pommern 6,500." [Rodenbeck, ii. 234, 261.] Prussia has

been a meritorious Nation; and, however cut and ruined, is and was in a

healthy state, capable of recovering soon. Prussia has defended itself

against overwhelming odds,--brave Prussia; but the real soul of its

merit was that of having merited such a King to command it. Without this

King, all its valors, disciplines, resources of war, would have availed

Prussia little. No wonder Prussia has still a loyalty to its great

Friedrich, to its Hohenzollern Sovereigns generally. Without these

Hohenzollerns, Prussia had been, what we long ago saw it, the unluckiest

of German Provinces; and could never have had the pretension to exist

as a Nation at all. Without this particular Hohenzollern, it had been

trampled out again, after apparently succeeding. To have achieved a

Friedrich the Second for King over it, was Prussia's grand merit.

An accidental merit, thinks the reader? No, reader, you may believe me,

it is by no means altogether such. Nay, I rather think, could we look

into the Account-Books of the Recording Angel for a course of centuries,

no part of it is such! There are Nations in which a Friedrich is, or can

be, possible; and again there are Nations in which he is not and

cannot. To be practically reverent of Human Worth to the due extent,

and abhorrent of Human Want of Worth in the like proportion, do

you understand that art at all? I fear, not,--or that you are much

forgetting it again! Human Merit, do you really love it enough, think

you;--human Scoundrelism (brought to the dock for you, and branded as

scoundrel), do you even abhor it enough? Without that reverence and

its corresponding opposite-pole of abhorrence, there is simply no

possibility left. That, my friend, is the outcome and summary of all

virtues in this world, for a man or for a Nation of men. It is the

supreme strength and glory of a Nation;--without which, indeed, all

other strengths, and enormities of bullion and arsenals and warehouses,

are no strength. None, I should say;--and are oftenest even the REVERSE.

Nations who have lost this quality, or who never had it, what Friedrich

can they hope to be possible among them? Age after age they grind

down their Friedrichs contentedly under the hoofs of cattle on their

highways; and even find it an excellent practice, and pride themselves

on Liberty and Equality. Most certain it is, there will no Friedrich

come to rule there; by and by, there will none be born there. Such

Nations cannot have a King to command them; can only have this or

the other scandalous swindling Copper Captain, constitutional Gilt

Mountebank, or other the like unsalutary entity by way of King; and the

sins of the fathers are visited upon the children in a frightful and

tragical manner, little noticed in the Penny Newspapers and Periodical

Literatures of this generation. Oh, my friends--! But there is plain

Business waiting us at hand.

Chapter II.--REPAIRING OF A RUINED PRUSSIA.

That of Friedrich's sitting wrapt in a cloud of reflections

Olympian-Abysmal, in the music-chapel at Charlottenburg, while he had

the Ambrosian Song executed for him there, as the preliminary step, was

a loose myth; but the fact lying under it is abundantly certain. Few

Sons of Adam had more reason for a piously thankful feeling towards the

Past, a piously valiant towards the Future. What king or man had seen

himself delivered from such strangling imbroglios of destruction, such

devouring rages of a hostile world? And the ruin worked by them lay

monstrous and appalling all round. Friedrich is now Fifty-one gone;

unusually old for his age; feels himself an old man, broken with years

and toils; and here lies his Kingdom in haggard slashed condition, worn

to skin and bone: How is the King, resourceless, to remedy it? That is

now the seemingly impossible problem. "Begin it,--thereby alone will it

ever cease to be impossible!" Friedrich begins, we may say, on the

first morrow morning. Labors at his problem, as he did in the march to

Leuthen; finds it to become more possible, day after day, month after

month, the farther he strives with it.

"Why not leave it to Nature?" think many, with the Dismal Science

at their elbow. Well; that was the easiest plan, but it was not

Friedrich's. His remaining moneys, 25 million thalers ready for a

Campaign which has not come, he distributes to the most necessitous:

"all his artillery-horses" are parted into plough-teams, and given to

those who can otherwise get none: think what a fine figure of rye

and barley, instead of mere windlestraws, beggary and desolation, was

realized by that act alone. Nature is ready to do much; will of herself

cover, with some veil of grass and lichen, the nakedness of ruin: but

her victorious act, when she can accomplish it, is that of getting YOU

to go with her handsomely, and change disaster itself into new wealth.

Into new wisdom and valor, which are wealth in all kinds; California

mere zero to them, zero, or even a frightful MINUS quantity! Friedrich's

procedures in this matter I believe to be little less didactic than

those other, which are so celebrated in War: but no Dryasdust, not even

a Dryasdust of the Dismal Science, has gone into them, rendered men

familiar with them in their details and results. His Silesian Land-Bank

(joint-stock Moneys, lent on security of Land) was of itself, had I room

to explain it, an immense furtherance. [Preuss, iii. 75; _OEuvres de

Frederic,_ vi. 84.] Friedrich, many tell us, was as great in Peace as

in War: and truly, in the economic and material provinces, my own

impression, gathered painfully in darkness, and contradiction of the

Dismal-Science Doctors, is much to that effect. A first-rate Husbandman

(as his Father had been); who not only defended his Nation, but made it

rich beyond what seemed possible; and diligently sowed annuals into it,

and perennials which flourish aloft at this day.

Mirabeau's _Monarchie Prussienne,_ in 8 thick Volumes 8vo,--composed, or

hastily cobbled together, some Twenty years after this period,--contains

the best tabular view one anywhere gets of Friedrich's economics,

military and other practical methods and resources:--solid exact Tables

these are, and intelligent intelligible descriptions, done by Mauvillon

FILS, the same punctual Major Mauvillon who used to attend us in Duke

Ferdinand's War;--and so far as Mirabeau is concerned, the Work consists

farther of a certain small Essay done in big type, shoved into the belly

of each Volume, and eloquently recommending, with respectful censures

and regrets over Friedrich, the Gospel of Free Trade, dear to Papa

Mirabeau. The Son is himself a convert; far above lying, even to

please Papa: but one can see, the thought of Papa gives him new fire of

expression. They are eloquent, ruggedly strong Essays, those of Mirabeau

Junior upon Free Trade:--they contain, in condensed shape, everything

we were privileged to hear, seventy years later, from all organs,

coach-horns, jews-harps and scrannel-pipes, PRO and CONTRA, on the same

sublime subject: "God is great, and Plugson of Undershot is his Prophet.

Thus saith the Lord, Buy in the cheapest market, sell in the dearest!"

To which the afflicted human mind listens what it can;--and after

seventy years, mournfully asks itself and Mirabeau, "M. le Comte, would

there have been in Prussia, for example, any Trade at all, any Nation at

all, had it always been left 'Free'? There would have been mere sand and

quagmire, and a community of wolves and bisons, M. le Comte. Have the

goodness to terminate that Litany, and take up another!"

We said, Friedrich began his problem on the first morrow morning; and

that is literally true, that or even MORE. Here is how Friedrich takes

his stand amid the wreck, speedy enough to begin: this view of our old

friend Nussler and him is one of the Pieces we can give,--thanks to Herr

Busching and his _Beitrage_ for the last time! Nussler is now something

of a Country Gentleman, so to speak; has a pleasant place out to east of

Berlin; is LANDRATH (County Chairman) there, "Landrath of Nether-Barnim

Circle;" where we heard of the Cossacks spoiling him: he, as who not,

has suffered dreadfully in these tumults. Here is Busching's welcome

Account.

LANDRATH NUSSLER AND THE KING (30th March-3d April, 1763).

"MARCH 30th, 1763, Friedrich, on his return to Berlin, came by the route

of Tassdorf,"--Tassdorf, in Nether-Barnim Circle (40 odd miles from

Frankfurt, and above 15 from Berlin);--"and changed horses there. During

this little pause, among a crowd assembled to see him, he was addressed

by Nussler, Landrath of the Circle, who had a very piteous story to

tell. Nussler wished the King joy of his noble victories, and of the

glorious Peace at last achieved: 'May your Majesty reign in health

and happiness over us many years, to the blessing of us all!'--and

recommended to his gracious care the extremely ruined, and, especially

by the Russians, uncommonly devastated Circle, for which," continues

Busching "this industrious Landrath had not hitherto been able to

extract any effective help." Generally for the Provinces wasted by the

Russians there had already some poor 300,000 thalers (45,000 pounds)

been allowed by a helpful Majesty, not over-rich himself at the moment;

and of this, Nether-Barnim no doubt gets its share: but what is this to

such ruin as there is? A mere preliminary drop, instead of the bucket

and buckets we need!--Busching, a dull, though solid accurate kind

of man, heavy-footed, and yet always in a hurry, always slipshod, has

nothing of dramatic here; far from it; but the facts themselves fall

naturally into that form,--in Three Scenes:--

I. TASSDORF (still two hours from Berlin), KING, NUSSLER AND A CROWD OF

PEOPLE, Nussler ALONE DARING TO SPEAK.

KING (from his Carriage, ostlers making despatch). "What is your Circle

most short of?"

LANDRATH NUSSLER. "Of horses for ploughing the seedfields of rye to sow

them, and of bread till the crops come."

KING. "Rye for bread, and to sow with, I will give; with horses I cannot

assist."

NUSSLER. "On representation of Privy-Councillor van Brenkenhof [the

Minister concerned with such things], your Majesty has been pleased to

give the Neumark and Pommern an allowance of Artillery and Commissariat

Horses: but poor Nether-Barnim, nobody will speak for it; and unless

your Majesty's gracious self please to take pity on it, Nether-Barnim is

lost!" (A great many things more he said, in presence of a large crowd

of men who had gathered round the King's Carriage as the horses were

being changed; and spoke with such force and frankness that the King was

surprised, and asked:)--

KING. "Who are you?" (has forgotten the long-serviceable man!)

NUSSLER. "I am the Nussler who was lucky enough to manage the Fixing of

the Silesian Boundaries for your Majesty!"

KING. "JA, JA, now I know you again! Bring me all the Landraths of the

Kurmark [Mark of Brandenburg Proper, ELECTORAL Mark] in a body; I will

speak with them."

NUSSLER. "All of them but two are in Berlin already."

KING. "Send off estafettes for those two to come at once to Berlin; and

on Thursday," day after to-morrow, "come yourself, with all the others,

to the Schloss to me: I will then have some closer conversation, and

say what I can and will do for helping of the country," (King's Carriage

rolls away, with low bows and blessings from Nussler and everybody).

II. THURSDAY, APRIL 1st, NUSSLER AND ASSEMBLED LANDRATHS AT THE SCHLOSS

OF BERLIN. To them, enter KING....

NUSSLER (whom they have appointed spokesman).... "Your Majesty has given

us Peace; you will also give us Well-being in the Land again: we

leave it to Highest-the-Same's gracious judgment [no limit to

Highest-the-Same's POWER, it would seem] what you will vouchsafe to us

as indemnification for the Russian plunderings."

KING. "Be you quiet; let me speak. Have you got a pencil (HAT ER

CRAYON)? Yes! Well then, write, and these Gentlemen shall dictate to

you:--

"'How much rye for bread; How much for seed; How many Horses, Oxen,

Cows, their Circles do in an entirely pressing way require?'

"Consider all that to the bottom; and come to me again the day after

to-morrow. But see that you fix everything with the utmost exactitude,

for I cannot give much." (EXIT King.)

NUSSLER (to the Landraths). "MEINE HERREN, have the goodness to

accompany me to our Landschaft House [we have a kind of County Hall, it

seems]; there we will consider everything."

And Nussler, guiding the deliberations, which are glad to follow him

on every point, and writing as PRO-TEMPORE Secretary, has all things

brought to luminous Protocol in the course of this day and next.

III. SATURDAY, APRIL 3d, IN THE SCHLOSS AGAIN: NUSSLER AND LANDRATHS. To

them, the KING.

Nussler. "We deliver to your Majesty the written Specification you

were graciously pleased to command of us. It contains only the

indispensablest things that the Circles are in need of. Moreover, it

regards only the STANDE [richer Nobility], who pay contribution; the

Gentry [ADEL], and other poor people, who have been utterly plundered

out by the Russians, are not included in it:--the Gentry too have

suffered very much by the War and the Plundering."

KING. "What EDELLEUTE that are members of STANDE have you [ER] got in

your Circle?"

NUSSLER (names them; and, as finis of the list, adds):... "I myself,

too, your Majesty, I have suffered more than anybody: I absolutely could

not furnish those 4,000 bushels of meal ordered of me by the Russians;

upon which they--"

KING. "I cannot give to all: but if you have poor Nobles in your Circle,

who can in no way help themselves, I will give them something."

NUSSLER (has not any in Nether-Barnim who are altogether in that extreme

predicament; but knows several in Lebus Circle, names them to the

King;--and turning to the Landrath of Lebus, and to another who is

mute): "Herr, you can name some more in Lebus; and you, in Teltow

Circle, Herr Landrath, since his Majesty permits."... In a word, the

King having informed himself and declared his intention, Nussler leads

the Landraths to their old County Hall, and brings to Protocol what had

taken place.

Next day, the Kammer President (Exchequer President), Van der Groben,

had Nussler, with other Landraths, to dinner. During dinner, there came

from Head Secretary Eichel (Majesty's unwearied Clerk of the PELLS,

Sheepskins, or PAPERS) an earnest request to Von der Groben for

help,--Eichel not being able to remember, with the requisite precision,

everything his Majesty had bid him put down on this matter. "You will

go, Herr von Nussler; be so kind, won't you?" And Nussler went, and

fully illuminated Eichel....

To the poorest of the Nobility, Busching tells us, what is otherwise

well known, the King gave considerable sums: to one Circle 12,000

pounds, to another 9,000 pounds, 6,000 pounds, and so on. By help

of which bounties, and of Nussler laboring incessantly with all his

strength, Nieder-Barnim Circle got on its feet again, no subject having

been entirely ruined, but all proving able to recover. [Busching,

_Beitrage_ (Nussler), i. 401-405.]

This Busching Fragment is not in the style of the Elder Dramatists, or

for the Bankside Theatre; but this represents a Fact which befell in

God's Creation, and may have an interest of its own to the Practical

Soul, especially in anarchic Countries, far advanced in the "Gold-nugget

and Nothing to Buy with it" Career of unexampled Prosperities.

On these same errands the King is soon going on an Inspection Journey,

where we mean to accompany. But first, one word, and one will suffice,

on the debased Coin. The Peace was no sooner signed, than Friedrich

proceeded on the Coin. The third week after his arrival home, there came

out a salutary Edict on it, April 21st; King eager to do it without loss

of time, yet with the deliberation requisite. Not at one big leap, which

might shake, to danger of oversetting, much commercial arrangement; but

at two leaps, with a halfway station intervening. Halfway station, with

a new coinage ready, much purer of alloy (and marked HOW much, for

the benefit of parties with accounts to settle), is to commence on

TRINITATIS (Whitsunday) instant; from and after Whitsunday the improved

new coin to be sole legal tender, till farther notice. Farther notice

comes accordingly, within a year, March 29th, 1764: "Pure money of

the standard of 1750 [honest silver coinage: readers may remember

Linsenbarth, the CANDIDATUS THEOLOGIAE, and his sack of Batzen,

confiscated at the Paekhof] shall be ready on the 1st of June instant;"

[Rodenbeck, ii. 214, 234.]--from and after which day we hear no more of

that sad matter. Finished off in about fourteen months. Here, meanwhile,

is the Inspection Journey.

KRIEGSRATH RODEN AND THE KING (6th-13th June, 1763).

JUNE 2d, 1763, Friedrich left Potsdam for Westphalia; got as far as

Magdeburg that day. Intends seeing into matters with his own eyes in

that region, as in others, after so long and sad an absence. There are

with him Friedrich Wilhelm Prince of Prussia, a tall young fellow of

nineteen; General-Adjutant von Anhalt; and one or two Prussian

military people. From Magdeburg and onwards the great Duke Ferdinand

accompanies,--who is now again Governor of Magdeburg, and a quiet

Prussian Officer as heretofore, though with excellent Pensions from

England, and glory from all the world.

The Royal Party goes by Halberstadt, which suffered greatly in the War;

thence by MINDEN (June 4th); and the first thing next day, Friedrich

takes view of the BATTLE-FIELD there,--under Ferdinand's own guidance,

doubtless; and an interesting thing to both Friedrich and him, though

left silent to us. This done, they start for Lippstadt, are received

there under joyous clangorous outburst of all the bells and all

the honors, that same afternoon; and towards sunset, Hamm being the

Night-quarter ahead, are crossing VELLINGHAUSEN BATTLE-GROUND,--where

doubtless Ferdinand again, like a dutiful apprentice, will explain

matters to his old master, so far as needful or permissible. The

conversation, I suppose, may have been lively and miscellaneous:

Ferdinand mentions a clever business-person of the name of Roden,

whom he has known in these parts; "Roden?" the King carefully makes

note;--and, in fact, we shall see Roden presently; and his bit of

DIALOGUE with the King (recorded by his own hand) is our chief errand on

this Journey. From Hamm, next morning (June 6th), they get to Wesel

by 11 A.M. (only sixty miles); Wesel all in gala, as Lippstadt was,

or still more than Lippstadt; and for four days farther, they continue

there very busy. As Roden is our chief errand, let us attend to Roden.

WESEL, MONDAY, JUNE 6th, "Dinner being done," says an authentic

Third-Party, [Rodenbeck, ii. 217.] "the King had Kammer-Director Meyen

summoned to him with his Register-Books, Schedules and Reports [what

they call ETATS]; and was but indifferently contented with Meyen and

them." And in short, "ordering Meyen to remodel these into a more

distinct condition,"--we may now introduce the Herr Kriegsrath Roden,

a subaltern, in rank, but who has perhaps a better head than Meyen, to

judge of these ETATS. Roden himself shall now report. This is the Royal

Dialogue with Roden; accurately preserved for us by him;--I wish it had

been better worth the reader's trouble; but its perfect credibility in

every point will be some recommendation to it.

"MONDAY, 6th JUNE, 1763, about 11 A.M., his Majesty arrived in Wesel,"

says Roden (confirming to us the authentic Third-Party); "I waited on

Adjutant-General Colonel von Anhalt to announce myself; who referred

me to Kriegsrath Coper ["MEIN SEGRETER KOPER" is a name we have heard

before], who told me to be ready so soon as Dinner should be over.

Dinner was no sooner over [2 P.M. or so], than the Herr Kammer-Director

Meyen with his ETATS was called in. His Majesty was not content with

these, Herr Meyen was told; and they were to be remodelled into a more

distinct condition. The instant Herr Meyen stept out, I was called in.

His Majesty was standing with his back to the fire; and said:--

KING. "'Come nearer [Roden comes nearer]. Prince Ferdinand [of

Brunswick, whom we generally call DUKE and great, to distinguish him

from a little Prussian Prince Ferdinand] has told me much good of you:

where do you come from?'

RODEN. "'From Soest' [venerable "stone-old" little Town, in

Vellinghausen region].

KING. "'Did you get my Letter?'

RODEN. "'Yea, IHRO MAJESTAT.'

KING. "'I will give you some employment. Have you got a pencil?'

RODEN. "'Yea' [and took out his Note-book and tools, which he had

"bought in a shop a quarter of an hour before"].

KING. "'Listen. By the War many Houses have got ruined: I mean that

they shall be put in order again; for which end,--to those that cannot

themselves help, particularly to Soest, Hamm, Lunen and in part Wesel,

as places that have suffered most,--I intend to give the moneys. Now you

must make me an exact List of what is to be done in those places. Thus

[King, lifting his finger, let us fancy, dictates; Roden, with brand-new

pencil and tablets, writes:]

"'1. In each of those Towns, how many ruined Houses there are which

the proprietors themselves can manage to rebuild. 2. How many which

the proprietors cannot. 3. The vacant grounds or steadings of such

proprietors as are perhaps dead, or gone else-whither, must be given to

others that are willing to build: but in regard to this, Law also must

do its part, and the absent and the heirs must be cited to say, Whether

they will themselves build? and in case they won't, the steadings can

then be given to others.'" Roden having written,--

KING. "'In the course of six days you must be ready [what an

expeditious King! Is to be at Cleve the sixth day hence: Meet me there,

then],--longer I cannot give you.'

RODEN (considering a moment). "'If your Majesty will permit me to use

ESTAFETTES [express messengers] for the Towns farthest off,--as I

cannot myself, within the time, travel over all the Towns,--I hope to be

ready.'

KING. "'That I permit; and will repay you the ESTAFETTE moneys.--Tell

me, How comes the decrease of population in these parts? Recruits I got

none.'

RODEN. "'Under favor of your Majesty, Regiment Schenkendorf got, every

year, for recompletion, what recruits were wanted, from its Canton in

the Grafschaft Mark here.'

KING. "'There you may be right: but from Cleve Country we had no

recruits; not we, though the Austrians had, [with a slight sarcasm of

tone].

RODEN. "'Out of Cleve, so far as I know, there were no recruits

delivered to the Austrians.'

KING. "'You could not know; you were with the Allied Army' [Duke

Ferdinand's, commissariating and the like, where Duke Ferdinand

recognized you to have a head].

RODEN. "'There have been many epidemic diseases too; especially in

Soest;--after the Battle of Vellinghausen all the wounded were brought

thither, and the hospitals were established there.'

KING. "'Epidemic diseases they might have got without a Battle [dislikes

hearing ill of the soldier trade]. I will have Order sent to the Cleve

Kammer, Not to lay hindrance in your way, but the contrary. Now God keep

you (GOTT BEWAHRE IHN).'"--EXIT Roden;--"DARAUF RETIRIRTE MICH," says

he;--but will reappear shortly.

Sunday, 12th June, is the sixth day hence; later than the end of Sunday

is not permissible to swift Roden; nor does he need it.

Friday, 10th, Friedrich left Wesel; crossed the Rhine, intending for

Cleve; went by CREFELD,--at Crefeld had view of another BATTLE-FIELD,

under good ciceroneship; remarks or circumstances otherwise not

given:--and, next day, Saturday, 11th, picked up D'Alembert, who, by

appointment, is proceeding towards Potsdam, at a more leisurely rate.

That same Saturday, after much business done, the King was at Kempen,

thence at Geldern; speeding for Cleve itself, due there that night. At

Geldern, we say, he picked up D'Alembert;--concerning whom, more by and

by. And finally, "on Saturday night, about half-past 8, the King entered

Cleve," amid joyances extraordinary, hut did not alight; drove direct

through by the Nassau Gate, and took quarter "in the neighboring

Country-house of Bellevue, with the Dutch General von Spaen there,"--an

obliging acquaintance once, while LIEUTENANT Spaen, in our old

Crown-Prince times of trouble! Had his year in Spandau for us there,

while poor Katte lost his head! To whom, I have heard, the King talked

charmingly on this occasion, but was silent as to old Potsdam matters.

[Supra, vii. 165.]--

By his set day, Roden is also in Cleve, punctual man, finished or just

finishing; and ready for summons by his Majesty. And accordingly:--

"CLEVE, MONDAY, JUNE 13th, At 9 in the morning," records he, "I had

audience of the King's Majesty. [In Spaen's Villa of Bellevue, shall

we still suppose? Duke Ferdinand, Prince of Prussia and the rest, have

bestowed themselves in other fit houses; D'Alembert too,--who is to make

direct for Potsdam henceforth, by his own route; and will meet us on

arriving.]--I handed him my Report, with the Tabular Schedule. His

Majesty read it carefully through, in my presence; and examined all

of it with strictness. Was pleased to signify his satisfaction with

my work. Resolved to allow 250,000 thalers (37,500 pounds) for this

business of Rebuilding; gave out the due Orders to his Kammer, in

consequence, and commanded me to arrange with the Kammer what was

necessary. This done, his Majesty said:--

KING. "'What you were described to me, I find you to be. You are a

diligent laborious man; I must have you nearer to me;--in the Berlin

Hammer you ought to be. You shall have a good, a right good Salary;

your Patent I will give you gratis; also a VORSPANN-PASS [Standing

Order available at all Prussian Post-Stations] for two carriages [rapid

Program of the thing, though yet distant, rising in the Royal fancy!].

Now serve on as faithfully as you have hitherto done.'

RODEN. "'That is the object of all my endeavors.'" (EXIT:--I did

not hear specially whitherward just now; but he comes to be supreme

Kammer-President in those parts by and by.)

"The Herr Kriegsrath Coper was present, and noted all the Orders to

he expedited." [Preuss, ii. 442; Rodenbeck, ii. 217, 218: in regard to

D'Alembert, see _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 190.]

These snatches of notice at first-hand, and what the reader's fancy

may make of these, are all we can bestow on this Section of Friedrich's

Labors; which is naturally more interesting to Prussian readers than

to English. He has himself given lucid and eloquent account of it,--Two

ample Chapters, "DES FINANCES;" "DU MILITAIRE," [_OEuvres de Frederic,_

vii. 73-90, 91-109.]--altogether pleasant reading, should there still

be curiosity upon it. There is something of flowingly eloquent in

Friedrich's account of this Battle waged against the inanimate Chaos;

something of exultant and triumphant, not noticeable of him in regard

to his other Victories. On the Leuthens, Rossbachs, he is always cold

as water, and nobody could gather that he had the least pleasure in

recording them. Not so here. And indeed here he is as beautiful as

anywhere; and the reader, as a general son of Adam,--proud to see human

intellect and heroism slaying that kind of lions, and doing what

in certain sad epochs is unanimously voted to be impossible and

unattemptable,--exults along with him; and perhaps whispers to his own

poor heart, nearly choked by the immeasurable imbroglio of Blue-books

and Parliamentary Eloquences which for the present encumber Heaven

and Earth, "MELIORA SPERO." To Mirabeau, the following details, from

first-hand, but already of twenty-three years distance, were not known,

[Appeared first in Tome v. of _"OEuvres Posthumes de Frederic II."_ (are

in Tome vi. of Preuss's Edition of OEUVRES), "Berlin, 1788;"--above a

year after Mirabeau had left.] while he sat penning those robust Essays

on the Duty of LEAVE-ALONE.

"To form an idea of the general subversion," says the King, in regard

to 1763, "and how great were the desolation and discouragement, you must

represent to yourself Countries entirely ravaged, the very traces of

the old habitations hardly discoverable; Towns, some ruined from top to

bottom, others half destroyed by fire;--13,000 Houses, of which the

very vestiges were gone. No field in seed; no grain for the food of the

inhabitants; 60,000 horses needed, if there was to be ploughing carried

on: in the Provinces generally Half a Million Population (500,000) less

than in 1756,--that is to say, upon only Four Millions and a Half, the

ninth man was wanting. Noble and Peasant had been pillaged, ransomed,

foraged, eaten out by so many different Armies; nothing now left them

but life and miserable rags.

"There was no credit, by trading people, even for the daily necessaries

of life." And furthermore, what we were not prepared for, "No police in

the Towns: to habits of equity and order had succeeded a vile greed of

gain and an anarchic disorder. The Colleges of Justice and of Finance

had, by these frequent invasions of so many enemies, been reduced to

inaction:" no Judge, in many places not even a Tax-gatherer: the silence

of the Laws had produced in the people a taste for license; boundless

appetite for gain was their main rule of action: the noble, the

merchant, the farmer, the laborer, raising emulously each the price of

his commodity, seemed to endeavor only for their mutual ruin. Such, when

the War ended, was the fatal spectacle over these Provinces, which had

once been so flourishing: however pathetic the description may be, it

will never approach the touching and sorrowful impression which the

sight of it produced."

Friedrich found that it would never do to trust to the mere aid of Time

in such circumstances: at the end of the Thirty-Years War, "Time"

had, owing to absolute want of money, been the one recipe of the Great

Elector in a similar case; and Time was then found to mean "about a

hundred Years." Friedrich found that he must at once step in with active

remedies, and on all hands strive to make the impossible possible.

Luckily he had in readiness, as usual, the funds for an Eighth Campaign,

had such been needed. Out of these moneys he proceeded to rebuild the

Towns and Villages; "from the Corn-Stores (GRANARIES D'ABONDANCE,"

Government establishments gathered from plentiful harvests against

scarce, according to old rule) "were taken the supplies for food of the

people and sowing of the ground: the horses intended for the artillery,

baggage and commissariat," 60,000 horses we have heard, "were

distributed among those who had none, to be employed in tillage of the

land. Silesia was discharged from all taxes for six months; Pommern and

the Neumark for two years. A sum of about Three Million sterling [in

THALERS 20,389,000] was given for relief of the Provinces, and as

acquittance of the impositions the Enemy had wrung from them.

"Great as was this expense, it was necessary and indispensable. The

condition of these Provinces after the Peace of Hubertsburg recalled

what we know of them when the Peace of Munster closed the famous

Thirty-Years War. On that occasion the State failed of help from want

of means; which put it, out, of the Great Elector's power to assist

his people: and what happened? That a whole century elapsed before his

Successors could restore the Towns and Champaigns to what they were.

This impressive example was admonitory to the King: that to repair the

Public Calamities, assistance must be prompt and effective. Repeated

gifts (LARGESSES) restored courage to the poor Husbandmen, who began to

despair of their lot; by the helps given, hope in all classes sprang

up anew: encouragement of labor produced activity; love of Country rose

again with fresh life: in a word [within the second year in a markedly

hopeful manner, and within seven years altogether], the fields were

cultivated again, manufacturers had resumed their work; and the Police,

once more in vigor, corrected by degrees the vices that had taken root

during the time of anarchy." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ vi. 74, 75.]

To Friedrich's difficulties, which were not inconsiderable, mark only

this last additament: "During this War, the elder of the Councillors,

and all the Ministers of the Grand Directorium [centre of Prussian

Administration], had successively died: and in such time of trouble

it had been impossible to replace them. The embarrassment was, To find

persons capable of filling these different employments [some would have

very soon done it, your Majesty; but their haste would not have tended

to speed!]--We searched the Provinces (ON FOUILLA, sifted), where

good heads were found as rare as in the Capital: at length five Chief

Ministers were pitched upon,"--who prove to be tolerable, and even

good. Three of them were, the VONS Blumenthal, Massow, Hagen, unknown

to readers here: fourth and fifth were, the Von Wedell as War-Minister,

once Dictator at Zullichan; and a Von der Horst, who had what we might

partially call the Home Department, and who may by accident once or so

be namable again.

Nor was War all, says the King: "accidental Fires in different places,"

while we struggled to repair the ravagings of War, "were of unexampled

frequency, and did immense farther damage. From 1765 to 1769, here is

the list of places burnt: In East Preussen, the City of Konigsberg

twice over; in Silesia, the Towns of Freystadt, Ober-Glogau [do readers

recollect Manteuffel of Foot and "WIR WOLLEN IHM WAS"!], Parchwitz,

Naumburg-on-Queiss, and Goldberg; in the Mark, Nauen; in the Neumark,

Calies and a part of Lansberg; in Pommern, Belgard and Tempelburg. These

accidents required incessantly new expenditures to repair them."

Friedrich was not the least of a Free Trader, except where it

suited him: and his continual subventions and donations, guidances,

encouragements, commandings and prohibitions, wise supervision and

impulsion,--are a thing I should like to hear an intelligent Mirabeau

(Junior or Senior) discourse upon, after he had well studied them! For

example: "ON RENDIT LES PRETRES UTILES, The Priests, Catholic Priests,

were turned to use by obliging all the rich Abbeys to establish

manufactures: here it was weavers making damasks and table-cloths; there

oil-mills [oil from linseed]; or workers in copper, wire-drawers; as

suited the localities and the natural products,--the flaxes and

the metals, with water-power, markets, and so on." What a charming

resuscitation of the rich Abbeys from their dormant condition!

I should like still better to explain how, in Lower Silesia, "we (ON)

managed to increase the number of Husbandmen by 4,000 families. You will

be surprised how it was possible to multiply to this extent the people

living by Agriculture in a Country where already not a field was waste.

The reason was this. Many Lords of Land, to increase their Domain, had

imperceptibly appropriated to themselves the holdings (TERRES) of their

vassals. Had this abuse been suffered to go on, in time a great"--But

the commentary needed would be too lengthy; we will give only the

result: "In the long-run, every Village would have had its Lord, but

there would have been no tax-paying Farmers left." The Landlord, ruler

of these Landless, might himself (as Majesty well knows) have been made

to PAY, had that been all; but it was not. "To possess something; that

is what makes the citizen attached to his Country; those who have no

property, and have nothing to lose, what tie have they?" A weak one, in

comparison!"All these things being represented to the Landlord Class,

their own advantage made them consent to replace their Peasants on the

old footing."...

"To make head against so many extraordinary demands," adds the King

(looking over to a new Chapter, that of the MILITARY, which Department,

to his eyes, was not less shockingly dilapidated than the CIVIL,

and equally or more needed instant repair), "new resources had to

be devised. For, besides what was needed for re-establishment of the

Provinces, new Fortifications were necessary; and all our Cannon,

E'VASES (worn too wide in the bore), needed to be refounded; which

occasioned considerable new expense. This led us to improvement of the

Excises,"--concerning which there will have to be a Section by itself.

OF FRIEDRICH'S NEW EXCISE SYSTEM.

In his late Inspection-Journey to Cleve Country, D'Alembert, from Paris,

by appointment waited for the King; [In (_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv.

377-380 (D'Alembert's fine bits of Letters in prospect of Potsdam,

"Paris, 7th March-29th April, 1763;" and two small Notes while there,

"Sans-Souci, 6th July-15th August, 1763").]--picked up at Geldern (June

11th), as we saw above. D'Alembert got to Potsdam June 22d; stayed till

middle of August. He had met the King once before, in 1755; who found

him "a BON GARCON," as we then saw. D'Alembert was always, since that

time, an agreeable, estimable little man to Friedrich. Age now about

forty-six; has lately refused the fine Russian post of "Tutor to the

Czarowitsh" (Czarowitsh Paul, poor little Boy of eight or nine, whom we,

or Herr Busching for us, saw galloping about, not long since, "in his

dressing-gown," under Panin's Tutorage); refuses now, in a delicate

gradual manner, the fine Prussian post of Perpetual President, or

Successor to Maupertuis;--definitely preferring his frugal pensions at

Paris, and garret all his own there. Continues, especially after this

two months' visit of 1763, one of the King's chief correspondents for

the next twenty years. ["29th October, 1783," D'Alembert died: "born

16th November, 1717;"--a Foundling, as is well known; "Mother a

Sister of Cardinal Tencin's; Father," accidental, "an Officer in the

Artillery."] A man of much clear intellect; a thought SHRIEKY in his

ways sometimes; but always prudent, rational, polite, and loyally

recognizing Friedrich as a precious article in this world. Here is a

word of D'Alembert's to Madame du Deffand, at Paris, some ten or twelve

days after the Cleve meeting, and the third day after his arrival

here:--

"POTSDAM, 25th JUNE, 1763. MADAME,--... I will not go into the praises

of this Prince," King Friedrich, my now Host; "in my mouth it might

be suspicious: I will merely send you two traits of him, which will

indicate his way of thinking and feeling. When I spoke to him [at

Geldern, probably, on our first meeting] of the glory he had acquired,

he answered, with the greatest simplicity, That there was a furious

discount to be deducted from said glory; that chance came in for almost

the whole of it; and that he would far rather have done Ratine's ATHALIE

than all this War:--ATHALIE is the work he likes, and rereads oftenest;

I believe you won't disapprove his taste there. The other trait I have

to give you is, That on the day [15th February last] of concluding this

Peace, which is so glorious to him, some one saying, 'It is the finest

day of your Majesty's life:' 'The finest day of life,' answered he, 'is

the day on which one quits it.'...--Adieu, Madame." [_"OEuvres Posthumes

de D'Alembert_ (Paris, 1799). i. 197:" cited in PREUSS, ii. 348.]

The meeting in Cleve Country was, no doubt, a very pretty passage, with

Two pretty Months following;--and if it be true that HELVETIUS was a

consequence, the 11th of June, 1763, may almost claim to be a kind

of epoch in Friedrich's later history. The opulent and ingenious M.

Helvetius, who wrote DE L'ESPRIT, and has got banished for that feat

(lost in the gloom of London in those months), had been a mighty

Tax-gatherer as well; D'Alembert, as brother Philosophe, was familiar

with Helvetius. It is certain, also, King Friedrich, at this time, found

he would require annually two million thalers more;--where to get them,

seemed the impossibility. A General Krockow, who had long been in French

Service, and is much about the King, was often recommending the French

Excise system;--he is the Krockow of DOMSTADTL, and that SIEGE OF

OLMUTZ, memorable to some of us:--"A wonderful Excise system," Krockow

is often saying, in this time of straits. "Who completely understands

it?" the King might ask. "Helvetius, against the world!" D'Alembert

could justly answer. "Invite Helvetius to leave his London exile, and

accept an asylum here, where he may be of vital use to me!" concludes

Friedrich.

Helvetius came in March, 1765; stayed till June, 1766: [Rodenbeck, ii.

254; Preuss, iii. 11.]--within which time a French Excise system, which

he had been devising and putting together, had just got in gear, and

been in action for a month, to Helvetius's satisfaction. Who thereupon

went his way, and never returned;--taking with him, as man and

tax-gatherer, the King's lasting gratitude; but by no means that of the

Prussian Nation, in his tax-gathering capacity! All Prussia, or all of

it that fell under this Helvetius Excise system, united to condemn it,

in all manner of dialects, louder and louder: here, for instance, is

the utterance of Herr Hamann, himself a kind of Custom-house Clerk (at

Konigsberg, in East Preussen), and on modest terms a Literary man of

real merit and originality, who may be supposed to understand this

subject: "And so," says Hamann, "the State has declared its own subjects

incapable of managing its Finance system; and in this way has intrusted

its heart, that is the purse of its subjects, to a company of Foreign

Scoundrels, ignorant of everything relating to it!" ["Hamann to Jacobi"

(see Preuss, iii. 1-35), "Konigsberg, 18th January, 1786."]

This lasted all Friedrich's lifetime; and gave rise to not a little

buzzing, especially in its primary or incipient stages. It seems to

have been one of the unsuccessfulest Finance adventures Friedrich ever

engaged in. It cost his subjects infinite small trouble; awakened very

great complaining; and, for the first time, real discontent,--skin-deep

but sincere and universal,--against the misguided Vater Fritz. Much

noisy absurdity there was upon it, at home, and especially abroad:

"Griping miser," "greedy tyrant," and so forth! Deducting all which,

everybody now admits that Friedrich's aim was excellent and proper; but

nobody denies withal that the means were inconsiderate, of no profit in

proportion to the trouble they gave, and improper to adopt unless the

necessity compelled.

Friedrich is forbidden, or forbids himself, as we have often mentioned,

to impose new taxes: and nevertheless now, on calculations deep, minute

and no doubt exact, he judges That for meeting new attacks of War (or

being ready to meet, which will oftenest mean averting them),--a thing

which, as he has just seen, may concern the very existence of the

State,--it is necessary that there should be on foot such and such

quantities and kinds of Soldiery and War-furniture, visible to all

neighbors; and privately in the Treasury never less than such and such

a sum. To which end Arithmetic declares that there is required about Two

Million thalers more of yearly revenue than we now have. And where, in

these circumstances, are the means of raising such a sum?

Friedrich imposes no new taxes; but there may be stricter methods of

levying the old;--there may, and in fact there must, be means found!

Friedrich has consulted his Finance Ministers; put the question SERIATIM

to these wise heads: they answer with one voice, "There are no means."

[Rodenbeck, ii. 256.] Friedrich, therefore, has recourse to Helvetius;

who, on due consideration, and after survey of much documentary and

tabulary raw-material, is of opinion, That the Prussian Excises would,

if levied with the punctuality, precision and vigilant exactitude of

French methods, actually yield the required overplus. "Organize me the

methods, then; get them put in action here; under French hands, if that

be indispensable." Helvetius bethought him of what fittest French hands

there were to his knowledge,--in France there are a great many hands

flung idle in the present downbreak of finance there:--Helvetius appears

to have selected, arranged and contrived in this matter with his best

diligence. De Launay, the Head-engineer of the thing, was admitted by

all Prussia, after Twenty-two years unfriendly experience of him, to

have been a suitable and estimable person; a man of judicious ways,

of no small intelligence, prudence, and of very great skill in

administering business.

Head-engineer De Launay, one may guess, would be consulted by Helvetius

in choice of the subaltern Officials, the stokers and steerers in this

new Steam-Machinery, which had all to be manned from France. There were

Four heads of departments immediately under De Launay, or scarcely under

him, junior brothers rather:--who chose these I did not hear; but these

latter, it is evident, were not a superior quality of people. Of these

Four,--all at very high salaries, from De Launay downwards; "higher than

a Prussian Minister of State!" murmured the public,--two, within the

first year, got into quarrel; fought a duel, fatal to one of them; so

that there were now only Three left. "Three, with De Launay, will do,"

opined Friedrich; and divided the vacant salary among the survivors: in

which form they had at least no more duelling.

As to the subaltern working-parties, the VISITATEURS, CONTROLLEURS,

JAUGEURS (Gaugers), PLOMBEURS (Lead-stampers), or the strangest kind of

all, called "Cellar-Rats (COMMIS RATS-DE-CAVE), "they were so detested

and exclaimed against, by a Public impatient of the work itself, there

is no knowing what their degree of scoundrelism was, nor even, within

amazingly wide limits, what the arithmetical number of them was. About

500 in the whole of Prussia, says a quiet Prussian, who has made some

inquiry; ["Beguelin, ACCISE-UND ZOLL-VERFASSUNG, s. 138" (Preuss, iii,

18).] 1,500 says Mirabeau; 3,000 say other exaggerative persons, or even

5,000; De Launay's account is, Not at any time above 200. But we can

all imagine how vexatious they and their business were. Nobody now is

privileged with exemption: from one and all of you, Nobles, Clergy,

People, strict account is required, about your beers and liquors; your

coffee, salt; your consumptions and your purchases of all excisable

articles:--nay, I think in coffee and salt, in salt for certain, what

you will require, according to your station and domestic numbers, is

computed for you, to save trouble; such and such quantities you will

please to buy in our presence, or to pay duty for, whether you buy them

or not. Into all houses, at any hour of the day or of the night, these

cellar-rats had liberty,--(on warrant from some higher rat of their own

type, I know not how much higher; and no sure appeal for you, except

to the King; tolerably sure there, if you be INNOCENT, but evidently

perilous if you be only NOT-CONVICTED!)--had liberty, I say, to search

for contraband; all your presses, drawers, repositories, you must open

to these beautiful creatures; watch in nightcap, and candle in hand,

while your things get all tumbled hither and thither, in the search for

what perhaps is not there; nay, it was said and suspected, but I never

knew it for certain, that these poisonous French are capable of slipping

in something contraband, on purpose to have you fined whether or not.

Readers can conceive, though apparently Friedrich did not, what a world

of vexation all this occasioned; and how, in the continual annoyance to

all mankind, the irritation, provocation and querulous eloquence spread

among high and low. Of which the King knew something; but far from the

whole. His object was one of vital importance; and his plan once fixed,

he went on with it, according to his custom, regardless of little rubs.

The Anecdote Books are full of details, comic mostly, on this subject:

How the French rats pounced down upon good harmless people, innocent

frugal parsonages, farm-houses; and were comically flung prostrate by

native ready wit, or by direct appeal to the King. Details, never so

authentic, could not be advisable in this place. Perhaps there are not

more than Two authentic Passages, known to me, which can now have the

least interest, even of a momentary sort, to English readers. The first

is, Of King Friedrich caricatured as a Miser grinding Coffee. I give it,

without essential alteration of any kind, in Herr Preuss's words, copied

from those of one who saw it:--the second, which relates to a Princess

or Ex-Princess of the Royal House, I must reserve for a little while.

Herr Preuss says:--

"Once during the time of the 'Regie' [which lasted from 1766 to 1786 and

the King's death: no other date assignable, though 1768, or so, may be

imaginable for our purpose], as the King came riding along the Jager

Strasse, there was visible near what is called the Furstenhaus," kind of

Berlin Somerset House, [Nicolai, i. 155.] "a great crowd of people. 'See

what it is!' the King sent his one attendant, a heiduc or groom, into

it, to learn what it was. 'They have something posted up about your

Majesty,' reported the groom; and Friedrich, who by this time had ridden

forward, took a look at the thing; which was a Caricature figure of

himself: King in very melancholy guise, seated on a Stool, a Coffee-mill

between his knees; diligently grinding with the one hand, and with the

other picking up any bean that might have fallen. 'Hang it lower,' said

the King, beckoning his groom with a wave of the finger: 'Lower, that

they may not have to hurt their necks about it!' No sooner were the

words spoken, which spread instantly, than there rose from the whole

crowd one universal huzza of joy. They tore the Caricature into a

thousand pieces, and rolled after the King with loud (LEBE HOCH, Our

Friedrich forever!' as he rode slowly away." [Preuss, iii. 275 ("from

BERLIN CONVERSUTIONSBLATT &c. of 1827, No. 253").) That is their

Friedrich's method with the Caricature Department. Heffner,

Kapellmeister in Upsala, reports this bit of memorability; he was then

of the King's Music-Chapel in Berlin, and saw this with his eyes.

The King's tendency at all times, and his practice generally, when

we hear of it, was to take the people's side; so that gradually these

French procedures were a great deal mitigated; and DIE REGIE--so they

called this hateful new-fangled system of Excise machinery--became much

more supportable, "the sorrows of it nothing but a tradition to the

younger sort," reports Dohm, who is extremely ample on this subject.

[Christian Wilhelm von Dohm, _Denkwurdigkeiten meiner Zeit_ (Lemgo und

Hanover, 1819), iv. 500 et seq.] De Launay was honorably dismissed, and

the whole Regie abolished, a month or two after Friedrich's death.

With a splenetic satisfaction authentic Dohm, who sufficiently condemns

the REGIE, adds that it was not even successful; and shows by evidence,

and computation to the uttermost farthing, that instead of two million

thalers annually, it yielded on the average rather less than one. The

desired overplus of two millions, and a good deal more did indeed come

in, says he: but it was owing to the great prosperity of Prussia at

large, after the Seven-Years War; to the manifold industries awakening,

which have gone on progressive ever since. Dohm declares farther, that

the very object was in a sort fanciful, nugatory; arguing that nobody

did attack Friedrich;--but omitting to prove that nobody would have done

so, had Friedrich NOT stood ready to receive him. We will remark only,

what is very indisputable, that Friedrich, owing to the Regie, or to

other causes, did get the humble overplus necessary for him; and did

stand ready for any war which might have come (and which did in a

sort come); that he more and more relaxed the Regie, as it became less

indispensable to him; and was willing, if he found the Caricatures and

Opposition Placards too high posted, to save the poor reading people any

trouble that was possible.

A French eye-witness testifies: "They had no talent, these Regie

fellows, but that of writing and ciphering; extremely conceited too, and

were capable of the most ridiculous follies. Once, for instance, they

condemned a common soldier, who had hidden some pounds of tobacco, to a

fine of 200 thalers. The King, on reviewing it for confirmation, wrote

on the margin: 'Before confirming this sentence, I should wish to know

where the Soldier, who gets 8 groschen [ninepence halfpenny] in the

5 days, will find the 200 crowns for paying this Fine!'" [Laveaux (2d

edition), iii. 228.] Innumerable instances of a constant disposition

that way, on the King's part, stand on record. "A crown a head on the

import of fat cattle, Tax on butcher's-meat?" writes he once to De

Launay: "No, that would fall on the poorer classes: to that I must

say No. I am, by office, Procurator of the Poor (L'AVOCAT DU PAUVRE)."

Elsewhere it is "AVOCAT DEC PAUVRE ET DU SOLDAT (of the working-man and

of the soldier); and have to plead their cause." [Preuss, iii. 20.]

We will now give our Second Anecdote; which has less of memorability

to us strangers at present, though doubtless it was then, in Berlin

society, the more celebrated of the two; relating, as it did, to a high

Court-Lady, almost the highest, and who was herself only too celebrated

in those years. The heroine is Princess Elizabeth of Brunswick, King's

own Niece and a pretty woman; who for four years (14th July, 1765-18th

April, 1769) of her long life was Princess Royal of Prussia,--Wife of

that tall young Gentleman whom we used to see dancing about, whom we

last saw at Schweidnitz getting flung from his horse, on the day of

Pirch's saddle there:--his Wife for four years, but in the fourth year

ceased to be so [Rodenbeck, ii. 241, 257.] (for excellent reasons,

on both sides), and lived thenceforth in a divorced eclipsed state at

Stettin, where is laid the scene of our Anecdote. I understand it to be

perfectly true; but cannot ascertain from any of the witnesses in what

year the thing happened; or whether it was at Stettin or Berlin,--though

my author has guessed, "Stettin, in the Lady's divorced state," as

appears.

"This Princess had commissioned, direct from Lyon, a very beautiful

dress; which arrived duly, addressed to her at Stettin. As this kind of

stuffs is charged with very heavy dues, the DOUANIER, head Custom-house

Personage of the Town, had the impertinence to detain the dress till

payment were made. The Princess, in a lofty indignation, sent word to

this person, To bring the dress instantly, and she would pay the dues on

it. He obeyed: but,"--mark the result,--"scarcely had the Princess got

eye on him, when she seized her Lyon Dress; and, giving the Douanier a

couple of good slaps on the face, ordered him out of her apartment and

house.

"The Douanier, thinking himself one and somewhat, withdrew in high

choler; had a long PROCES-VERBAL of the thing drawn out; and sent it to

the King with eloquent complaint, 'That he had been dishonored in

doing the function appointed him.' Friedrich replied as follows: TO

THE DOUANIER AT STETTIN: 'The loss of the Excise-dues shall fall to my

score; the Dress shall remain with the Princess; the slaps to him who

has received them. As to the pretended Dishonor, I entirely relieve

the complainant from that: never can the appliance of a beautiful hand

dishonor the face of an Officer of Customs.--F.'" [Laveaux (abridged),

iii. 229.]

Northern Tourists, Wraxall and others, passing that way, speak of this

Princess, down to recent times, as a phenomenon of the place. Apparently

a high and peremptory kind of Lady, disdaining to be bowed too low by

her disgraces. She survived all her generation, and the next and the

next, and indeed into our own. Died 18th February, 1840: at the age

of ninety-six. Threescore and eleven years of that eclipsed Stettin

Existence; this of the Lyon gown, and caitiff of a Custom-houser slapped

on the face, her one adventure put on record for us!--

She was signally blamable in that of the Divorce; but not she alone,

nor first of the Two. Her Crown-Prince, Friedrich Wilhelm, called

afterwards, as King, "DER DICKE (the Fat, or the Big)," and held in

little esteem by Posterity,--a headlong, rather dark and physical

kind of creature, though not ill-meaning or dishonest,--was himself a

dreadful sinner in that department of things; and had BEGUN the bad

game against his poor Cousin and Spouse! Readers of discursive turn

are perhaps acquainted with a certain "Grafin von Lichtenau," and her

MEMOIRS so called:--not willingly, but driven, I fish up one specimen,

and one only, from that record of human puddles and perversities:--

"From the first year of our attachment," says this precious Grafin, "I

was already the confidant of his," the Prince of Prussia's, "most secret

thoughts. One day [in 1767, second year of his married life, I then

fifteen, slim Daughter of a Player on the French Horn, in his Majesty's

pay], the Prince happened to be very serious; and was owning to me with

frankness that he had some wrongs towards my sex to reproach himself

with,"--alas, yes, some few:--"and he swore that he would never forsake

ME; and that if Heaven disposed of my life before his, none but he

should close my eyes. He was fingering with a penknife at the time; he

struck the point of it into the palm of his left hand, and wrote with

his blood [the unclean creature], on a little bit of paper, the Oath

which his lips had just pronounced in so solemn a tone. Vainly should I

undertake to paint my emotion on this action of his! The Prince saw what

I felt; and took advantage of it to beg that I would follow his example.

I hastened to satisfy him; and traced, as he had done, with my blood,

the promise to remain his friend to the tomb, and never to forsake

him. This Promise must have been found among his Papers after his death

[still in the Archives? we will hope not!]--Both of us stood faithful to

this Oath. The tie of love, it is true, we broke: but that was by mutual

consent, and the better to fix ourselves in the bonds of an inviolable

friendship. Other mistresses reigned over his senses; but I"--ACH GOTT,

no more of that. [_Memoires de la Comtesse de Lichtenau_ (a Londres,

chez Colburn Libraire, Conduit-street, Bond-street, 2 tomes, small 8vo,

1809), i. 129.]

The King's own account of the affair is sufficiently explicit. His words

are: "Not long ago [about two years before this of the penknife] we

mentioned the Prince of Prussia's marriage with Elizabeth of Brunswick

[his Cousin twice over, her Mother, Princess Charlotte of Prussia, being

his Father's Sister and mine, and her Father HIS Mother's Brother,--if

you like to count it]. This engagement, from which everybody had

expected happy consequences, did not correspond to the wishes of the

Royal House." Only one Princess could be realized (subsequently Wife to

the late Duke of York),--she came this same year of the penknife,--and

bad outlooks for more. "The Husband, young and dissolute (SANS MOEURS),

given up to a crapulous life, from which his relatives could not correct

him, was continually committing infidelities to his Wife. The Princess,

who was in the flower of her beauty, felt outraged by such neglect

of her charms; her vivacity, and the good opinion she had of herself,

brought her upon the thought of avenging her wrongs by retaliation.

Speedily she gave in to excesses, scarcely inferior to those of her

Husband. Family quarrels broke out, and were soon publicly known. The

antipathy that ensued took away all hope of succession [had it been

desirable in these sad circumstances!]. Prince Henri [JUNIOR, this

hopeful Prince of Prussia's Brother], who was gifted with all the

qualities to be wished in a young man [witness my tears for him], had

been carried off by small-pox. ["26th May, 1767," age 19 gone; ELOGE

of him by Friedrich ("MS. still stained with tears"), in _OEuvres de

Frederic_, vii. 37 et seq.] The King's Brothers, Princes Henri and

Ferdinand, avowed frankly that they would never consent to have, by some

accidental bastard, their rights of succession to the crown carried

off. In the end, there was nothing for it but proceeding to a divorce."

[_OEuvres de Frederic,_ vi. 23.]

Divorce was done in a beautiful private manner; case tried with strictly

shut doors; all the five judges under oath to carry into the grave

whatever they came to know of it: [Preuss, iv. 180-186.] divorce

completed 18th April, 1769; and, within three months, a new marriage

was accomplished, Princess Frederika Luisa of Hessen-Darmstadt the happy

woman. By means of whom there was duly realized a Friedrich Wilhelm, who

became "King Friedrich Wilhelm III." (a much-enduring, excellent, though

inarticulate man), as well as various other Princes and Princesses,

in spite of interruptions from the Lichtenau Sisterhood. High-souled

Elizabeth was relegated to Stettin; her amount of Pension is not

mentioned; her Family, after the unhappy proofs communicated to them,

had given their consent and sanction;--and she stayed there, idle, or

her own mistress of work, for the next seventy-one years.--Enough of HER

Lyon Dress, surely, and of the Excise system altogether!--

THE NEUE PALAIS, IN SANS-SOUCI NEIGHBORHOOD, IS FOUNDED AND FINISHED

(1763-1770).

If D'Alembert's Visit was the germ of the Excise system, it will be

curious to note,--and indeed whether or not, it will be chronologically

serviceable to us here, and worth noting,--that there went on a small

synchronous affair, still visible to everybody: namely, That in the very

hours while Friedrich and D'Alembert were saluting mutually at Geldern

(11th June, 1763), there was laid the foundation of what they call the

NEUE PALAIS; New Palace of Sans-Souci: [Rodenbeck, ii. 219.] a sumptuous

Edifice, in the curious LOUIS-QUINZE or what is called "Rococo" style

of the time; Palace never much inhabited by Friedrich or his successors,

which still stands in those ornamental Potsdam regions. Why built,

especially in the then down-pressed financial circumstances, some have

had their difficulties to imagine. It appears, this New Palace had been

determined on before the War broke out; and Friedrich said to

himself: "We will build it now, to help the mechanical classes in

Berlin,--perhaps also, in part [think some, and why should not they, a

little?] to show mankind that we have still ready money; and are nothing

like so ruined as they fancy."

"This NEUE PALAIS," says one recent Tourist, "is a pleasant quaint

object, nowadays, to the stranger. It has the air DEGAGE POCOCURANTE;

pleasantly fine in aspect and in posture;--spacious expanses round

it, not in a waste, but still less in a strict condition; and (in its

deserted state) has a silence, especially a total absence of needless

flunkies and of gaping fellow-loungers, which is charming. Stands mute

there, in its solitude, in its stately silence and negligence, like

some Tadmor of the Wilderness in small. The big square of Stables,

Coach-houses, near by, was locked up,--probably one sleeping groom in

it. The very CUSTOS of the grand Edifice (such the rarity of fees to

him) I could not awaken without difficulty. In the gray autumn zephyrs,

no sound whatever about this New Palace of King Friedrich's, except the

rustle of the crisp brown leaves, and of any faded or fading memories

you may have.

"I should say," continues he, "it somehow reminds you of the City of

Bath. It has the cut of a battered Beau of old date; Beau still extant,

though in strangely other circumstances; something in him of pathetic

dignity in that kind. It shows excellent sound masonries; which have

an over-tendency to jerk themselves into pinnacles, curvatures and

graciosities; many statues atop,--three there are, in a kind of grouped

or partnership attitude; 'These,' said diligent scandal, 'note them;

these mean Maria Theresa, Pompadour and CATIN DU NORD' (mere Muses, I

believe, or of the Nymph or Hamadryad kind, nothing of harm in them).

In short, you may call it the stone Apotheosis of an old French Beau.

Considerably weather-beaten (the brown of lichens spreading visibly

here and there, the firm-set ashlar telling you, 'I have stood a hundred

years');--Beau old and weather-beaten, with his cocked-hat not in the

fresh condition, all his gold-laces tarnished; and generally looking

strange, and in a sort tragical, to find himself, fleeting

creature, become a denizen of the Architectural Fixities and earnest

Eternities!"--

From Potsdam Palace to the New Palace of Sans-Souci may be a mile

distance; flat ground, parallel to the foot of Hills; all through

arbors, parterres, water-works, and ornamental gardenings and cottagings

or villa-ings,--Cottage-Villa for Lord Marischal is one of them. This

mile of distance, taking the COTTAGE Royal of Sans-Souci on its

hill-top as vertex, will be the base of an isosceles or nearly isosceles

triangle, flatter than equilateral. To the Cottage Royal of Sans-Souci

may be about three-quarters of a mile northeast from this New Palace,

and from Potsdam Palace to it rather less. And the whole square-mile or

so of space is continuously a Garden, not in the English sense, though

it has its own beauties of the more artificial kind; and, at any rate,

has memories for you, and footsteps of persons still unforgotten by

mankind.--Here is a Notice of Lord Marischal; which readers will not

grudge; the chronology of the worthy man, in these his later epochs,

being in so hazy a state:--

Lord Marischal, we know well and Pitt knows, was in England in

1761,--ostensibly on the Kintore Heritage; and in part, perhaps, really

on that errand. But he went and came, at dates now uncertain; was back

in Spain after that, had difficult voyagings about; [King's Letters to

him, in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xx. 282-285.]--and did not get to rest

again, in his Government of Neufchatel, till April, 1762. There is a

Letter of the King's, which at least fixes that point:--

"BRESLAU, 10th APRIL, 1762. My nose is the most impertinent nose in

the universe, MON CHER MYLORD [Queen-Dowager snuff, SPANIOL from

the fountain-head, of Marischal's providing; quality exquisite, but

difficult to get transmitted in the Storms of War]; I am ashamed of the

trouble it costs you! I beg many pardons;--and should be quite abashed,

did I not know how you compassionate the weak points of your friends,

and that, for a long time past, you have a singular indulgence for my

nose. I am very glad to know you happily returned to your Government,

safe at Colombier (DOVE-COTE) in Neufchatel again." This is 10th April,

1762. There, as I gather, quiet in his Dove-cote, Marischal continued,

though rather weary of the business, for about a year more; or till the

King got home,--who delights in companionship, and is willing to let an

old man demit for good.

It was in Summer, 1762 (about three months after the above Letter from

the King), that Rousseau made his celebrated exodus into Neufchatel

Country, and found the old Governor so good to him,--glad to be allowed

to shelter the poor skinless creature. And, mark as curious, it must

have been on two of those mornings, towards the end of the Siege of

Schweidnitz, when things were getting so intolerable, and at times

breaking out into electricity, into "rebuke all round," that Friedrich

received that singular pair of Laconic Notes from Rousseau in

Neufchatel: forwarded, successively, by Lord Marischal; NOTE FIRST, of

date, "Motier-Travers, Neufchatel, September," nobody can guess what

day, "1762:" "I have said much ill of you, and don't repent it. Now

everybody has banished me; and it is on your threshold that I sit down.

Kill me, if you have a mind!" And then (after, not death, but the gift

of 100 crowns), NOTE SECOND, "October, 1762:"... "Take out of my sight

that sword, which dazzles and pains me; IT has only too well done its

duty, while the sceptre is abandoned:" Make Peace, can't you! [_OEuvres

completes de Rousseau_ (a Geneve, 1782-1789), xxxiii. 64, 65.]--What

curious reading for a King in such posture, among the miscellaneous

arrivals overnight! Above six weeks before either of these NOTES,

Friedrich, hearing of him from Lord Marischal, had answered: "An asylum?

Yes, by all means: the unlucky cynic!" It is on September 1st, that he

sends, by the same channel, 100 crowns for his use, with advice to "give

them in NATURA, lest he refuse otherwise;" as Friedrich knows to be

possible. In words, the Rousseau Notes got nothing of Answer. "A GARCON

SINGULIER," says Friedrich: odd fellow, yes indeed, your Majesty;--and

has such a pungency of flattery in him too, presented in the way of

snarl! His Majesty might take him, I suppose, with a kind of relish,

like Queen-Dowager snuff.

There was still another shift of place, shift which proved temporary,

in old Marischal's life: Home to native Aberdeenshire. The two childless

Brothers, Earls of Kintore, had died successively, the last of them

November 22d, 1761: title and heritage, not considerable the latter,

fell duly, by what preparatives we know, to old Marischal; but his Keith

kinsfolk, furthermore, would have him personally among them,--nay, after

that, would have him to wed and produce new Keiths. At the age of 78;

decidedly an inconvenient thing! Old Marischal left Potsdam "August,

1763," [Letter of his to the King ("LONDRES, 14 AOUT, 1763"), in

_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xx. 293.--In _Letters of Eminent Persons to

David Hume_ (Edinburgh, 1849), pp. 57-71, are some Nine from the Old

Marischal; in curiously mixed dialect, cheerful, but indistinct; the two

chief dates of which are: "Touch" (guttural TuCH, in Aberdeenshire),

"28 October, 1763," and "Potsdam, 20 February, 1765."]--NEW-PALACE

scaffoldings and big stone blocks conspicuous in those localities;

pleasant D'Alembert now just about leaving, in the other

direction;--much to Friedrich's regret, the old Marischal especially, as

is still finely evident.

FRIEDRICH TO LORD MARISCHAL (in Scotland for the last six months).

"SANS-SOUCI, 16th February, 1764.

"I am not surprised that the Scotch fight to have you among them; and

wish to have progeny of yours, and to preserve your bones. You have in

your lifetime the lot of Homer after death: Cities arguing which is your

birthplace;--I myself would dispute it with Edinburgh to possess you.

If I had ships, I would make a descent on Scotland, to steal off my CHER

MYLORD, and bring him hither. Alas, our Elbe Boats can't do it. But you

give me hopes;--which I seize with avidity! I was your late Brother's

friend, and had obligations to him; I am yours with heart and soul.

These are my titles, these are my rights:--you sha'n't be forced in

the matter of progeny here (FAIRE L'ETALON ICI), neither priests nor

attorneys shall meddle with you; you shall live here in the bosom of

friendship, liberty and philosophy." Come to me!...--F. [_OEuvres de

Frederic,_ xx. 295.]

Old Marischal did come; and before long. I know not the precise month:

but "his Villa-Cottage was built for him," the Books say, "in 1764." He

had left D'Alembert just going; next year he will find Helvetius coming.

He lived here, a great treasure to Friedrich, till his death, 25th May,

1778, age 92.

The New Palace was not finished till 1770;--in which year, also,

Friedrich reckons that the general Problem of Repairing Prussia was

victoriously over. New Palace, growing or complete, looks down on all

these operations and occurrences. In its cradle, it sees D'Alembert go,

Lord Marischal go; Helvetius come, Lord Marischal come; in its

boyhood or maturity, the Excise, and French RATS-DE-CAVE, spring up;

Crown-Prince Friedrich Wilhelm prick his hand for a fit kind of ink;

Friedrich Wilhelm's Divorced Wife give her Douanier two slaps in

the face, by way of payment. Nay, the same Friedrich Wilhelm, become

"Friedrich Wilhelm II., or DER DICKE," died in it,--his Lichtenau AND

his second Wife, jewel of women, nursing him in his last sickness there.

["Died 16th November, 1797."]

The violent stress of effort for repairing Prussia, Friedrich intimates,

was mostly over in 1766: till which date specifically, and in a looser

sense till 1770, that may be considered as his main business. But it was

not at any time his sole business; nor latterly at all equal in interest

to some others that had risen on him, as the next Chapter will now

show. Here, first, is a little Fraction of NECROLOGY, which may be worth

taking with us. Readers can spread these fateful specialties over the

Period in question; and know that each of them came with a kind of

knell upon Friedrich's heart, whatever he might be employed about.

Hour striking after hour on the Horologe of Time; intimating how the

Afternoon wore, and that Night was coming. Various meanings there would

be to Friedrich in these footfalls of departing guests, the dear, the

less dear, and the indifferent or hostile; but each of them would mean:

"Gone, then, gone; thus we all go!"

"OBITUARY IN FRIEDRICH'S CIRCLE TILL 1771."

Of Polish Majesty's death (5th October, 1763), and then (2d December

following) of his Kurprinz or Successor's, with whom we dined at

Moritzburg so recently, there will be mention by and by. November 28th,

1763, in the interval between these two, the wretched Bruhl had died.

April 14th, 1764, died the wretched Pompadour;--"To us not known, JE NE

LA CONNAIS PAS:"--hapless Butterfly, she had been twenty years in the

winged condition; age now forty-four: dull Louis, they say, looked out

of window as her hearse departed, "FROIDEMENT," without emotion of any

visible kind. These little concern Friedrich or us; we will restrict

ourselves to Friends.

"DIED IN 1764. At Pisa, Algarotti (23d May, 1764, age fifty-two); with

whom Friedrich has always had some correspondence hitherto (to himself

interesting, though not to us), and will never henceforth have more.

Friedrich raised a Monument to him; Monument still to be seen in the

Campo-Santo of Pisa: 'HIC JACET OVIDII AEMULUS ET NEUTONI DISCIPULUS;'

friends have added 'FREDERICUS MAGNUS PONI FECIT;' and on another part

of the Monument, 'ALGAROTTUS NON OMNIS.' [Preuss, iv. 188.]

"--IN 1765. At the age of eighty, November 18th, Grafin Camas, 'MA BONNE

MAMAN' (widow since 1741); excellent old Lady,--once brilliantly young,

German by birth, her name Brandt;--to whom the King's LETTERS used to

be so pretty." This same year, too, Kaiser Franz died; but him we will

reserve, as not belonging to this Select List.

"--IN 1766. At Nanci, 23d February, age eighty-six, King Stanislaus

Leczinsky: 'his clothes caught fire' (accidental spark or sputter on

some damask dressing-gown or the like); and the much-enduring innocent

old soul ended painfully his Titular career.

"DIED IN 1767. October 22d, the Grand-Duchess of Sachsen-Gotha, age

fifty-seven; a sad stroke this also, among one's narrowing List of

Friends.--I doubt if Friedrich ever saw this high Lady after the Visit

we lately witnessed. His LETTERS to her are still in the Archives of

Gotha: not hers to him; all lost, these latter, but an accidental

Two, which are still beautiful in their kind. [Given in _OEuvres de

Frederic,_ xviii. 165, 256.]

"--IN 1770. Bielfeld, the fantastic individual of old days. Had long

been out of Friedrich's circle,--in Altenburg Country, I think;--without

importance to Friedrich or us: the year of him will do, without search

for day or month.

"---IN 1771. Two heavy deaths come this year. January 28th, 1771, at

Berlin, dies our valuable old friend Excellency Mitchell,--still here on

the part of England, in cordial esteem as a man and companion; though

as Minister, I suppose, with function more and more imaginary. This

painfully ushers in the year. To usher it out, there is still worse:

faithful D'Argens dies, 26th December, 1771, on a visit in his native

Provence,--leaving, as is still visible, [Friedrich's two Letters to the

Widow (Ib. xix. 427-429).] a big and sad blank behind him at Potsdam."

But we need not continue; at least not at present.

Long before all these, Friedrich had lost friends; with a sad but quiet

emotion he often alludes to this tragic fact, that all the souls he

loved most are gone. His Winterfelds, his Keiths, many loved faces, the

War has snatched: at Monbijou, at Baireuth, it was not War; but they too

are gone. Is the world becoming all a Mausoleum, then; nothing of divine

in it but the Tombs of vanished loved ones? Friedrich makes no noise on

such subjects: loved and unloved alike must go.

We have still to mark Kaiser Franz's sudden death; a thing politically

interesting, if not otherwise. August, 1765, at Innspruck, during the

Marriage-festivities of his Second Son, Leopold (Duke of Florence, who

afterwards, on Joseph's death, was Kaiser),--Kaiser Franz, sauntering

about in the evening gala, "18th August, about 9 P.M.," suddenly

tottered, staggered as falling; fell into Son Joseph's arms; and was

dead. Above a year before, this same Joseph, his Eldest Son, had

been made King of the Romans: "elected 26th March; crowned 3d April,

1764;"--Friedrich furthering it, wishful to be friendly with his late

enemies. [Rodenbeck, ii. 234.]

On this Innspruck Tragedy, Joseph naturally became Kaiser,--Part-Kaiser;

his Dowager-Mother, on whom alone it depends, having decided that way.

The poor Lady was at first quite overwhelmed with her grief. She had the

death-room of her Husband made into a Chapel; she founded furthermore a

Monastery in Innspruck, "Twelve Canonesses to pray there for the repose

of Franz;" was herself about to become Abbess there, and quit the

secular world; but in the end was got persuaded to continue, and take

Son Joseph as Coadjutor. [Hormayr, OESTERREICHISCHER PLUTARCH (º Maria

Theresa), iv. (2tes Bandchen) 6-124; MARIA THERESIENS LEBEN, p. 30.] In

which capacity we shall meet the young man again.

Chapter III.--TROUBLES IN POLAND.

April 11th, 1764, one year after his Seven-Years labor of Hercules,

Friedrich made Treaty of Alliance with the new Czarina Catharine.

England had deserted him; France was his enemy, especially Pompadour and

Choiseul, and refused reconcilement, though privately solicited: he was

without an Ally anywhere. The Russians had done him frightful damage in

the last War, and were most of all to be dreaded in the case of any new

one. The Treaty was a matter of necessity as well as choice. Agreement

for mutual good neighborhood and friendly offices; guarantee of each

other against intrusive third parties: should either get engaged in war

with any neighbor, practical aid to the length of 12,000 men, or else

money in lieu. Treaty was for eight years from day of date.

As Friedrich did not get into war, and Catharine did, with the Turks and

certain loose Polacks, the burden of fulfilment happened to fall wholly

on Friedrich; and he was extremely punctual in performance,--eager now,

and all his life after, to keep well with such a Country under such a

Czarina. Which proved to be the whole rule of his policy on that Russian

side. "Good that Country cannot bring me by any quarrel with it; evil

it can, to a frightful extent, in case of my quarrelling with others! Be

wary, be punctual, magnanimously polite, with that grandiose Czarina and

her huge territories and notions:" this was Friedrich's constant rule

in public and in private. Nor is it thought his CORRESPONDENCE WITH

THE EMPRESS CATHARINE, when future generations see it in print,

will disclose the least ground of offence to that high-flying Female

Potentate of the North. Nor will it ever be known what the silently

observant Friedrich thought of her, except indeed what we already know,

or as good as know, That he, if anybody did, saw her clearly enough for

what she was; and found good to repress into absolute zero whatever had

no bearing upon business, and might by possibility give offence in that

quarter. For we are an old King, and have learned by bitter experiences!

No more nicknames, biting verses, or words which a bird of the air could

carry; though this poor Lady too has her liabilities, were not we old

and prudent;--and is entirely as weak on certain points (deducting the

devotions and the brandy-and-water) as some others were! The Treaty

was renewed when necessary; and continued valid and vital in every

particular, so long as Friedrich ruled.

By the end of the first eight years, by strictly following this passive

rule, Friedrich, in counterbalance of his losses, unexpectedly found

himself invested with a very singular bit of gain,--"unjust gain!" cried

all men, making it of the nature of gain and loss to him,--which is

still practically his, and which has made, and makes to this day, an

immense noise in the world. Everybody knows we mean West-Preussen;

Partition of Poland; bloodiest picture in the Book of Time, Sarmatia's

fall unwept without a crime;--and that we have come upon a very

intricate part of our poor History.

No prudent man--especially if to himself, as is my own poor case

in regard to it, the subject have long been altogether dead and

indifferent--would wish to write of the Polish Question. For almost a

hundred years the Polish Question has been very loud in the world; and

ever and anon rises again into vocality among Able Editors, as a thing

pretending not to be dead and buried, but capable of rising again, and

setting itself right, by good effort at home and abroad. Not advisable,

beyond the strict limits of compulsion, to write of it at present! The

rather as the History of it, any History we have, is not an intelligible

series of events, but a series of vociferous execrations, filling all

Nature, with nothing left to the reader but darkness, and such remedies

against despair as he himself can summon or contrive.

"Rulhiere's on that subject," says a Note which I may cite, "is the

only articulate-speaking Book to which mankind as yet can apply; [Cl.

Rulhiere, _Histoire de l'Anarchie de Pologne_ (Paris, 1807), 4 vols.

12mo.] and they will by no means find that a sufficient one. Rulhiere's

Book has its considerable merits; but it absolutely wants those of a

History; and can be recognized by no mind as an intelligible cosmic

Portraiture of that chaotic Mass of Occurrences: chronology, topography,

precision of detail by time and place; scene, and actors on scene,

remain unintelligible. Rulhiere himself knew Poland, at least had looked

on it from Warsaw outwards, year after year, and knew of it what an

inquiring Secretary of Legation could pick up on those terms, which

perhaps, after all, is not very much. His Narrative is drowned in

beautiful seas of description and reflection; has neither dates nor

references; and advances at an intolerable rate of slowness; in fact,

rather turns on its axis than advances; produces on you the effect of a

melodious Sonata, not of a lucid and comfortably instructive History.

"I forget for how long Rulhiere had been in Poland, as Ambassador's

Assistant: but the Country, the King and leading Personages were

personally known to him, more or less; Events with all details of them

were known: 'Why not write a History of the Anarchy and Wreck they fell

into?' said the Official people to him, on his return home: 'For behoof

of the Dauphin [who is to be Louis XVI. shortly]; may not he perhaps

draw profit from it? At the top of the Universe, experience is sometimes

wanted. Here are the Archives, here is Salary, here are what appliances

you like to name: Write!' It is well known he was appointed, on a

Pension of 250 pounds a year, with access to all archives, documents and

appliances in possession of the French Government, and express charge to

delineate this subject for benefit of the Dauphin's young mind. Nor can

I wonder, considering everything, that the process on Rulhiere's part,

being so full of difficulties, was extremely deliberate; that this Book

did not grow so steadily or fast as the Dauphin did; and that in

fact the poor Dauphin never got the least benefit from it,--being

guillotined, he, in 1793, and the Book intended for him never coming to

light for fourteen years afterwards, it too in a posthumous and still

unfinished condition.

"Rulhiere has heard the voices of rumor, knows an infinitude of events

that were talked of; but has not discriminated which were the vital,

which were the insignificant; treats the vital and the insignificant

alike; seldom with satisfactory precision; mournfully seldom giving

any date, and by no chance any voucher or authority;--and instead of

practical terrestrial scene of action, with distances, milestones,

definite sequence of occurrences, and of causes and effects, paints us

a rosy cloudland, which if true at all, as he well intends it to be, is

little more than symbolically or allegorically so; and can satisfy no

clear-headed Dauphin or man. Rulhiere strives to be authentic,

too; gives you no suspicion of his fairness. There is really fine

high-colored painting in Rulhiere! and you hope always he will let you

into the secret of the matter: but the sad fact is, he never does. He

merely loses himself in picturesque details, philosophic eloquences,

elegancies; takes you to a Castle of Choczim, a Monastery of

Czenstochow, a Bay of Tschesme, and lets off extensive fire-works that

contain little or no shot; leads you on trackless marches, inroads or

outroads, through the Lithuanian Peat-bogs, on daring adventures and

hair-breadth escapes of mere Pulawski, Potocki and the like;--had not

got to understand the matter himself, you perceive: how hopeless to make

you understand it!"

English readers, however, have no other shift; the rest of the Books I

have seen,--_Histoire des Revolutions de Pologne;_ [1778 (A WARSOVIE, ET

SE TROUVE A PARIS), 2 vols. 8vo.] _Histoire des Trois Demembremens de la

Pologne;_ [Anonymous (by one FERRAND, otherwise unknown to me), Paris,

1820, 3 vols. 8vo.] _Letters on Poland;_ [Anonymous (by a "Reverend

Mr. Lindsey," it would seem), LETTERS CONCERNING THE PRESENT STATE OF

POLAND, TOGETHER WITH &c. (London, 1773; 1 vol. 8vo): of these LETTERS,

or at least of Reverend Lindsey, Author of them, "Tutor to King

Stanislaus's Nephew," and a man of painfully loud loose tongue, there

may perhaps be mention afterwards.] and many more,--are not worth

mentioning at all. Comfortable in the mad dance of these is Hermann's

recent dull volume; [Hermann, _Geschichte des Russischen Staats,_ vol.

v. (already cited in regard to the Peter-Catharine tragedy); seems to be

compiled mainly from the Saxon Archives, from DESPATCHES written on

the spot and at the time.]--commonplace, dull, but steady and faithful;

yielding us at least dates, and an immunity from noise. By help of

Hermann and the others, distilled to CAPUT MORTUUM, a few dated facts

(cardinal we dare not call them) may be extracted;--dimly out of these,

to the meditating mind, some outline of the phenomenon may begin to

become conceivable. King of Poland dies; and there ensue huge Anarchies

in that Country.

KING OF POLAND DIES; AND THERE ENSUE HUGE ANARCHIES IN THAT COUNTRY.

The poor old King of Poland--whom we saw, on that fall of the curtain

at Pirna seven years ago, rush off for Warsaw with his Bruhl, with

expressive speed and expressive silence, and who has been waiting there

ever since, sublimely confident that his powerful terrestrial friends,

Austria, Russia, France, not to speak of Heaven's justice at all, would

exact due penalty, of signal and tremendous nature, on the Prussian

Aggressor--has again been disappointed. The poor old Gentleman got no

compensation for his manifold losses and woes at Pirna or elsewhere; not

the least mention of such a thing, on the final winding-up of that War

of Seven Years, in which his share had been so tragical; no alleviation

was provided for him in this world. His sorrows in Poland have been

manifold; nothing but anarchies, confusions and contradictions had been

his Royal portion there: in about Forty different Diets he had tried to

get some business done,--no use asking what; for the Diets, one and

all, exploded in NIE POZWALAM; and could do no business, good, bad or

indifferent, for him or anybody. An unwise, most idle Country; following

as chief employment perpetual discrepancy with its idle unwise King and

self; Russia the virtual head of it this long while, so far as it has

any head.

FEBRUARY-AUGUST, 1763, just while the Treaty of Hubertsburg was blessing

everybody with the return of Peace, and for long months after Peace had

returned to everybody, Polish Majesty was in sore trouble. Trouble in

regard to Courland, to his poor Son Karl, who fancied himself elected,

under favor and permission of the late Czarina our gracious Protectress

and Ally, to the difficult post of Duke in Courland; and had proceeded,

three or four years ago, to take possession,--but was now interrupted

by Russian encroachments and violences. Not at all well disposed to him,

these new Peters, new Catharines. They have recalled their Bieren from

Siberia; declare that old Bieren is again Duke, or at least that young

Bieren is, and not Saxon Karl at all; and have proceeded, Czarina

Catharine has, to install him forcibly with Russian soldiers. Karl

declares, "You shall kill ME before you or he get into this Palace of

Mietau!"--and by Domestics merely, and armed private Gentlemen, he does

maintain himself in said Palatial Mansion; valiantly indignant, for

about six months; the Russian Battalions girdling him on all sides,

minatory more and more, but loath to begin actual bloodshed. [Rulhiere,

ii. (livre v.) 81 et antea; Hermann, v. 348 et seq.] A transaction very

famed in those parts, and still giving loud voice in the Polish Books,

which indeed get ever noisier from this point onward, till they end in

inarticulate shrieks, as we shall too well hear.

Empress Catharine, after the lapse of six months, sends an Ambassador

to Warsaw (Kayserling by name), who declares, in tone altogether

imperative, that Czarish Majesty feels herself weary of such contumacy,

weary generally of Polish Majesty's and Polish Republic's multifarious

contumacies; and, in fine, cruelest of all, that she has troops on the

frontier; that Courland is not the only place where she has troops.

What a stab to the poor old man! "Contumacies?" Has not he been Russia's

patient stepping-stone, all along; his anarchic Poland and he accordant

in that, if in nothing else? "Let us to Saxony," decides he passionately,

"and leave all this." In Saxony his poor old Queen is dead long since;

much is dead: Saxony and Life generally, what a Golgotha! He immediately

sends word to Karl, "Give up Courland; I am going home!"--and did

hastily make his packages, and bid adieu to Warsaw, and, in a few weeks

after to this anarchic world altogether. Died at Dresden, 5th October,

1763.

Polish Majesty had been elected 5th October, 1733; died, you observe,

5th October, 1763;--was King of Poland ("King," save the mark!) for 30

years to a day. Was elected--do readers still remember how? Leaves a

ruined Saxony lying round him; a ruined life mutely asking him, "Couldst

thou have done no better, then?" Wretched Bruhl followed him in four or

five weeks. Nay, in about two months, his Son and Successor, "Friedrich

Christian" (with whom we dined at Moritzburg), had followed him; [Prince

died 17th December (Bruhl, 18th November), 1763.] leaving a small

Boy, age 13, as new Kurfurst, "Friedrich August" the name of him, with

guardians to manage the Minority; especially with his Mother as chief

guardian,--of whom, for two reasons, we are now to say something. Reason

FIRST is, That she is really a rather brilliant, distinguished creature,

distinguished more especially in Friedrich's world; whose LETTERS to

her are numerous, and, in their kind, among the notablest he wrote;--of

which we would gladly give some specimen, better or worse; and reason

SECOND, That in so doing, we may contrive to look, for a moment or two,

into the preliminary Polish Anarchies at first-hand; and, transiently

and far off, see something of them as if with our own eyes.

Marie-Antoine, or Marie-Antoinette, Electress of Saxony, is still a

bright Lady, and among the busiest living; now in her 40th year: "born

17th July, 1724; second child of Kaiser Karl VII.;"--a living memento to

us of those old times of trouble. Papa, when she came to him, was in his

27th year; this was his second daughter; three years afterwards he had

a son (born 1727; died 1777), who made the "Peace of Fussen," to

Friedrich's disgust, in 1745, if readers recollect;--and who, dying

childless, will give rise to another War (the "Potato War" so called),

for Friedrich's behoof and ours. This little creature would be in

her teens during that fatal Kaisership (1742-1745, her age then

18-21),--during those triumphs, flights and furnished-lodging

intricacies. Her Mamma, whom we have seen, a little fat bullet given to

devotion, was four years younger than Papa. Mamma died "11th December,

1756," Germany all blazing out in War again; she had been a Widow eleven

years.

Marie-Antoine was wedded to Friedrich Christian, Saxon Kurprinz, "20th

June, 1747;" her age 23, his 25:--Chronology itself is something, if

one will attend to it, in the absence of all else! The young pair were

Cousins, their Mothers being Sisters; Polish Majesty one's Uncle, age

now 51,--who was very fond of us, poor indolent soul, and glad of

our company on an afternoon, "being always in his dressing-gown by 2

o'clock." Concerning which the tongue of Court scandal was not entirely

idle,--Hanbury chronicling, as we once noticed. All which I believe to

be mere lying wind. The young Princess was beautiful; extremely clever,

graceful and lively, we can still see for ourselves: no wonder poor

Polish Majesty, always in his dressing-gown by 2, was charmed to have

her company,--the rather as I hope she permitted him a little smoking

withal.

Her husband was crook-backed; and, except those slight, always perfectly

polite little passages, in Schmettau's Siege (1759), in the Hubertsburg

Treaty affair, in the dinner at Moritzburg, I never heard much history

of him. He became Elector 5th October, 1763; but enjoyed the dignity

little more than two months. Our Princess had borne him seven

children,--three boys, four girls,--the eldest about 13, a Boy, who

succeeded; the youngest a girl, hardly 3. The Boy is he who sent Gellert

the caparisoned Horse, and had estafettes on the road while Gellert lay

dying. This Boy lived to be 77, and saw strange things in the world; had

seen Napoleon and the French Revolution; was the first "King of Saxony"

so called; saw Jena, retreat of Moscow; saw the "Battle of the Nations"

(Leipzig, 15th-18th October, 1813), and his great Napoleon terminate in

bankruptcy. He left no Son. A Brother, age 72, succeeded him as King for

a few years; whom again a Brother would have succeeded, had not he (this

third Brother, age now 66) renounced, in favor of HIS Son, the present

King of Saxony. Enough, enough!--

August 28th, 1763, while afflicted Polish Majesty is making his packages

at Warsaw, far away,--Marie-Antoinette, in Dresden, had sent Friedrich

an Opera of her composing, just brought out by her on her Court-theatre

there. Here is Friedrich's Answer,--to what kind of OPERA I know not,

but to a Letter accompanying it which is extremely pretty.

FRIEDRICH TO THE ELECTORAL PRINCESS (at Dresden).

"POTSDAM, 5th September, 1763.

"MADAM MY SISTER,--The remembrance your Royal Highness sends is the more

flattering to me, as I regret infinitely not to have been spectator and

hearer of the fine things [Opera THALESTRIS, words and music entirely

lost to us] which I have admired for myself in the silent state.

"I wish I could send you things as pleasant out of these parts: but,

Madam, I am obliged to give you a hint, which may be useful if you can

have it followed. In Saxony, however, my Letters get opened;--which

obliges me to send this by a special Messenger; and him, that he may

cause no suspicion, I have charged with fruits from my garden. You will

have the goodness to say [if anybody is eavesdropping] that you asked

them of me at Moritzburg, when I was happy enough to see you there [six

months ago, coming home from the Seven-Years War]. The hint I had to

give was this:--

"In Petersburg people's minds are getting angry at the stubbornness your

friends show in refusing to recognize Duke Bieren [home from Siberia,

again Duke of Courland, by Russian appointment, as if Russia had that

right; Polish Majesty and his Prince Karl resisting to the uttermost].

I counsel you to induce the powerful in your circle to have this

condescension [they have had it, been obliged to have it, though

Friedrich does not yet know]; for it will turn out ill to them, if they

persist in being obstinately stiff. It begins already to be said That

there are more than a million Russian subjects at this time refugees in

Poland; whom, by I forget what cartel, the Republic was bound to deliver

up. Orders have been given to Detachments of Military to enter certain

places, and bring away these Russians by force. In a word, you will

ruin your affairs forever, unless you find means to produce a change of

conduct on the part of him they complain of. Take, Madam, what I now say

as a mark of the esteem and profound regard with which--"--F. [_OEuvres

de Frederic,_ xxiv. 46.]

This hint, if the King knew, had been given, in a less kind shape,

by Necessity itself; and had sent Polish Majesty, and his Bruhls and

"powerful people," bodily home, and out of that Polish Russian welter,

in a headlong and tragically passionate condition. Electoral Princess,

next time she writes, is become Electress all at once.

ELECTRESS MARIE-ANTOINE TO FRIEDRICH.

"DRESDEN, 5th October, 1763.

"SIRE,--Your Majesty has given me such assurance of your goodness

and your friendship, that I will now appeal to that promise. You have

assured us, too, that you would with pleasure contribute to secure

Poland for us. The moment is come for accomplishing that promise. The

King is dead [died this very day; see if _I_ lose time in sentimental

lamentations!]--with him these grievances of Russia [our stiffness

on Courland and the like] must be extinct; the rather as we [the now

reigning] will lend ourselves willingly to everything that can be

required of us for perfect reconcilement with that Power.

"You can do all, if you will it; you can contribute to this

reconcilement. You can render it favorable to us. You will, give me

that proof of the flattering sentiments I have been so proud of

hitherto,"--won't you, now? "Russia cannot disapprove the mediation you

might deign to offer on that behalf;--our intentions being so honestly

amicable, and all ground of controversy having died with the late

King. Russia reconciled, our views on the Polish Crown might at once be

declared (ECLATER)." Oh, do it, your Majesty;--"my gratitude shall only

end with life!--M. A." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 47.]

Friedrich, who is busy negotiating his Treaty with Russia (perfected

11th April next), and understands that they will mean not to have

a Saxon, but to have a Piast, and perhaps dimly even what Piast

(Stanislaus Poniatowski, the EMERITUS Lover), who will be their own,

and not Saxony's at all,--must have been a little embarrassed by such an

appeal from his fair friend at this moment. "Wait a little; don't

answer yet," would have occurred to the common mind. But that was not

Friedrich's resource: he answers by return of post, as always in such

cases;--and in the following adroit manner brushes off, without hurt

to it, with kisses to it rather, the beautiful hand that has him by the

button:--

TO THE ELECTRESS MARIE-ANTOINE (at Dresden).

"BERLIN, 8th October, 1763.

"MADAM MY SISTER,--I begin by making my condolences and my

congratulations to your Electoral Highness on the death of the King your

Father-in-law, and on your Accession to the Electorate.

"Your Electoral Highness will remember what I wrote, not long since,

on the affairs of Poland. I am afraid, Madam, that Russia will be more

contrary to you than you think. M. de Woronzow [famous Grand-Chancellor

of Russia; saved himself dexterously in the late Peter-Catharine

overturn; has since fallen into disfavor for his notions about our

Gregory Orlof, and is now on his way to Italy, "for health's sake," in

consequence], who is just arrived here, ["Had his audience 7th October"

(yesterday): Rodenbeck, ii. 224.] told me, too, of some things which

raise an ill augury of this affair. If you do not disapprove of my

speaking frankly to you, it seems to me that it would be suitable in

you to send some discreet Diplomatist to that Court to notify the King's

death; and you would learn by him what you have to expect from her

Czarish Majesty [the Empress, he always calls her, knowing she prefers

that title]. It seems to me, Madam, that it would be precipitate

procedure should I wish to engage you in an Enterprise, which appears to

myself absolutely dubious (HASARDEE), unless approved by that Princess.

As to me, Madam, I have not the ascendant there which you suppose: I

act under rule of all the delicacies and discretions with a Court which

separated itself from my Enemies when all Europe wished to crush me: but

I am far from being able to regulate the Empress's way of thinking.

"It is the same with the quarrels about the Duke of Courland; one cannot

attempt mediation except by consent of both parties. I believe I am

not mistaken in supposing that the Court of Russia does not mean to

terminate that business by foreign mediation. What I have heard about

it (what, however, is founded only on vague news) is, That the Empress

might prevail upon herself (POURRAIT SE RESOUDRE) to purchase from Bruhl

the Principality of Zips [Zips, on the edge of Hungary; let readers take

note of that Principality, at present in the hand of Bruhl,--who has

much disgusted Poland by his voracity for Lands; and is disgorging them

all again, poor soul!], to give it to Prince Karl in compensation: but

that would lead to a negotiation with the Court of Vienna, which might

involve the affair in other contentions.

"I conjure you, Madam, I repeat it, Be not precipitate in anything;

lest, as my fear is, you replunge Europe into the troubles it has only

just escaped from! As to me, I have found, since the Peace, so much

to do within my own borders, that I have not, I assure you, had time,

Madam, to think of going abroad. I confine myself to forming a thousand

wishes for the prosperity of your Electoral Highness, assuring you of

the high esteem with which I am,--F." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 48.]

After some farther Letters, of eloquently pressing solicitation on the

part of the Lady, and earnest advising, as well as polite fencing, on

the part of Friedrich, the latter writes:--

FRIEDRICH TO ELECTRESS.

"MADAM MY SISTER,--At this moment I receive a Letter from the

Empress of Russia, the contents of which do not appear to me favorable,

Madam, to your hopes. She requires (EXIGE) that I should instruct my

Minister in Poland to act entirely in concert with the Count Kayserling;

and she adds these very words: 'I expect, from the friendship of your

Majesty, that you will not allow a passage through your territory, nor

the entry into Poland, to Saxon troops, who are to be regarded there

absolutely as strangers.'

"Unless your Letters, Madam [Madam had said that she had written to the

Empress, assuring her &c.] change the sentiments of the Empress, I do

not see in what way the Elector could arrive at the throne of Poland;

and consequently, whether I deferred to the wishes of the Empress in

this point, or refused to do so, you would not the more become Queen;

and I might commit myself against a Power which I ought to keep well

with (MENAGER). I am persuaded, Madam, that your Electoral Highness

enters into my embarrassment; and that, unless you find yourself

successful in changing the Empress's own ideas on this matter, you

will not require of me that I should embroil myself fruitlessly with a

neighbor who deserves the greatest consideration from me.

"All this is one consequence of the course which Count Bruhl induced his

late Polish Majesty to take with regard to the interests of Prince Karl

in Courland; and your Electoral Highness will remember, that I often

represented to you the injury which would arise to him from it.

"I will wish, Madam, that other opportunities may occur, where it may be

in my power to prove to your Electoral Highness the profound esteem and

consideration with which I am--"--F. [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 52.]

ELECTRESS TO FRIEDRICH.

"DRESDEN, 11th November, 1763.

"SIRE,--I am not yet disheartened. I love to flatter myself with your

friendship, Sire, and I will not easily renounce the hope that you will

give me a real mark of it in an affair which interests me so strongly.

Nobody has greater ascendency over the mind of the Empress of Russia

than your Majesty; use it, Sire, to incline it to our favor. Our

obligation will be infinite.... Why should she be absolutely against us?

What has she to fear from us? The Courland business, if that sticks with

her, could be terminated in a suitable manner."--Troops into Poland,

Sire?"My Husband so little thinks of sending troops thither, that he has

given orders for the return of those already there. He does not wish

the Crown except from the free suffrages of the Nation: if the Empress

absolutely refuse to help him with her good offices, let her, at least,

not be against him. Do try, Sire." [Ib. xxiv. 53.]--Friedrich answers,

after four days, or by return of post--But we will give the rest in the

form of Dialogue.

FRIEDRICH (after four days).... "If, Madam, I had Crowns to give away, I

would place the first on your head, as most worthy to bear it. But I am

far from such a position. I have just got out of a horrible War, which

my enemies made upon me with a rage almost beyond example; I endeavor

to cultivate friendship with all my neighbors, and to get embroiled with

nobody. With regard to the affairs of Poland, an Empress whom I ought to

be well with, and to whom I owe great obligations, requires me to enter

into her measures; you, Madam, whom I would fain please if I could, you

want me to change the sentiments of this Empress. Do but enter into my

embarrassment!... According to all I hear from Russia, it appears to me

that every resolution is taken there; and that the Empress is resolved

even to sustain the party of her partisans in Poland with the forces

she has all in readiness at the borders. As for me, Madam, I wish, if

possible, not to meddle at all with this business, which hitherto is

not complicated, but which may, any day, become so by the neighbors

of Poland taking a too lively part in it. Ready, otherwise, on all

occasions, to give to your Electoral Highness proofs of my--" [_OEuvres

de Frederic,_ xxiv, 54: "Potsdam, 16th November, 1763."]

Electress (after ten days).... "Why should the Empress be so much

against us? We have not deserved her hatred. On the contrary, we seek

her friendship. She declares, however, that she will uphold the freedom

of the Poles in the election of their King. You, Sire"--[Ib. xxiv. 55:

"Dresden, 26th November, 1763."] But we must cut short, though it lasts

long months after this. Great is the Electress's persistence,--"My poor

Husband being dead, cannot our poor Boy, cannot his uncle Prince

Xavier try? O Sire!" Our last word shall be this of Friedrich's; actual

Election-time now drawing nigh:--

FRIEDRICH. "I am doing like the dogs who have fought bitterly till they

are worn down: I sit licking my wounds. I notice most European Powers

doing the same; too happy if, whilst Kings are being manufactured to

right and left, public tranquillity is not disturbed thereby, and if

every one may continue to dwell in peace beside his hearth and his

household gods." ["Sans-Souci, 26th June, 1764" (Ib. p. 69).] Adieu,

bright Madam.

No reader who has made acquaintance with Polish History can well doubt

but Poland was now dead or moribund, and had well deserved to die.

Anarchies are not permitted in this world. Under fine names, they are

grateful to the Populaces, and to the Editors of Newspapers; but to

the Maker of this Universe they are eternally abhorrent; and from the

beginning have been forbidden to be. They go their course, applauded or

not applauded by self and neighbors,--for what lengths of time none of

us can know; for a long term sometimes, but always for a fixed term; and

at last their day comes. Poland had got to great lengths, two centuries

ago, when poor John Casimir abdicated his Crown of Poland, after a

trial of twenty years, and took leave of the Republic in that remarkable

SPEECH to the Diet of 1667.

This John is "Casimir V.," last Scion of the Swedish House of

Vasa,--with whom, in the Great Elector's time, we had some slight

acquaintance; and saw at least the three days' beating he got (Warsaw,

28th-30th July, 1656) from Karl Gustav of Sweden and the Great Elector,

[Supra, v. 284-286.] ancestors respectively of Karl XII. and of our

present Friedrich. He is not "Casimir the Great" of Polish Kings; but he

is, in our day, Casimir the alone Remarkable. It seems to me I once had

IN EXTENSO this Valedictory Speech of his; but it has lapsed again into

the general Mother of Dead Dogs, and I will not spend a week in fishing

for it. The gist of the Speech, innumerable Books and Dead Dogs tell

you, [HISTOIRE DES TROIS DEMEMBREMENS does, and many others do;--copied

in _Biographie Universelle,_ vii. 278 (? Casimir).] is "lamentation over

the Polish Anarchies" and "a Prophecy," which is very easily remembered.

The poor old Gentleman had no doubt eaten his peck of dirt among those

Polacks, and swallowed chagrins till he felt his stomach could no more,

and determined to have done with it. To one's fancy, in abridged form,

the Valediction must have run essentially as follows:--

"Magnanimous Polack Gentlemen, you are a glorious Republic, and have NIE

POZWALAM, and strange methods of business, and of behavior to your Kings

and others. We have often fought together, been beaten together, by our

enemies and by ourselves; and at last I, for my share, have enough of

it. I intend for Paris; religious-literary pursuits, and the society of

Ninon de l'Enclos. I wished to say before going, That according to all

record, ancient and modern, of the ways of God Almighty in this world,

there was not heretofore, nor do I expect there can henceforth be, a

Human Society that would stick together on those terms. Believe me, ye

Polish Chivalries, without superior except in Heaven, if your glorious

Republic continue to be managed in such manner, not good will come

of it, but evil. The day will arrive [this is the Prophecy, almost

IN IPSISSIMIS VERBIS], the day perhaps is not so far off, when this

glorious Republic will get torn into shreds, hither, thither; be stuffed

into the pockets of covetous neighbors, Brandenburg; Muscovy, Austria;

and find itself reduced to zero, and abolished from the face of the

world.

"I speak these words in sorrow of soul; words which probably you will

not believe. Which only Fate can compel you to believe, one day, if

they are true words:--you think, probably, they are not? Me at least, or

interest of mine, they do not regard. I speak them from the fulness of

my heart, and on behest of friendship and conviction alone; having the

honor at this moment to bid you and your Republic a very long farewell.

Good-morning, for the last time!" and so EXIT: to Rome (had been

Cardinal once); to Paris and the society of Ninon's Circle for the few

years left him of life. ["Died 16th December, 1672, age 63."]

This poor John had had his bitter experiences: think only of one

instance. In 1662, the incredible Law of LIBERUM VETO had been

introduced, in spite of John and his endeavors. LIBERUM VETO; the power

of one man to stop the proceedings of Polish Parliament by pronouncing

audibly "NIE POZWALAM, I don't permit!"--never before or since

among mortals was so incredible a Law. Law standing indisputable,

nevertheless, on the Polish Statute-Book for above two hundred years:

like an ever-flowing fountain of Anarchy, joyful to the Polish Nation.

How they got any business done at all, under such a Law? Truly they did

but little; and for the last thirty years as good as none. But if Polish

Parliament was universally in earnest to do some business, and Veto came

upon it, Honorable Members, I observe, gathered passionately round the

vetoing Brother; conjured, obtested, menaced, wept, prayed; and, if the

case was too urgent and insoluble otherwise, the NIE POZWALAM Gentleman

still obstinate, they plunged their swords through him, and in that way

brought consent. The commoner course was to dissolve and go home again,

in a tempest of shrieks and curses.

The Right of Confederation, too, is very curious: do readers know it? A

free Polack gentleman, aggrieved by anything that has occurred or been

enacted in his Nation, has the right of swearing, whether absolutely by

himself I know not, but certainly with two or three others of like mind,

that he will not accept said occurrence or enactment, and is hereby got

into arms against its abettors and it. The brightest jewel in the cestus

of Polish Liberty is this right of confederating; and it has been, till

of late, and will be now again practised to all lengths: right of every

Polish, gentleman to confederate with every other against, or for,

whatsoever to them two may seem good; and to assert their particular

view of the case by fighting for it against all comers, King and Diet

included. It must be owned, there never was in Nature such a Form

of Government before; such a mode of social existence, rendering

"government" impossible for some generations past.

On the strength of Saxony and its resources and connections, the two

Augusts had contrived to exist with the name of Kings; with the name,

but with little or nothing more. Under this last August, as we heard,

there have been about forty Diets, and in not one of them the least

thing of business done; all the forty, after trying their best, have

stumbled on NIE POZWALAM, and been obliged to vanish in shrieks and

curses. [Buchholz (_Preussisch-Brandenburgische Geschichte,_ ii. 133,

134, &c. &c.) gives various samples, and this enumeration.] As to August

the Physically Strong, such treatment had he met with,--poor August, if

readers remember, had made up his mind to partition Poland; to give away

large sections of it in purchase of the consent of neighbors, and plant

himself hereditarily in the central part;--and would have done so, had

not Grumkow and he drunk so deep, and death by inflammation of the foot

suddenly come upon the poor man. Some Partition of Poland has been more

than once thought of by practical people concerned. Poland, as "a house

chronically smoking through the slates," which usually brings a new

European War every time it changes King, does require to be taken charge

of by its neighbors.

Latterly, as we observed, there has been little of confederating;

indeed, for the last thirty years, as Rulhiere copiously informs us,

there has been no Government, consequently no mutiny needed; little or

no National business of any kind,--the Forty Diets having all gone

the road we saw. Electing of the Judges,--that, says Rulhiere, and

wearisomely teaches by example again and ever again, has always been an

interesting act, in the various Provinces of Poland; not with the hope

of getting fair or upright Judges, but Judges that will lean in the

desirable direction. In a country overrun with endless lawsuits, debts,

credits, feudal intricacies, claims, liabilities, how important to

get Judges with the proper bias! And these once got, or lost till next

term,--what is there to hope or to fear? Russia does our Politics,

fights her Seven-Years War across us; and we, happy we, have no

fighting;--never till this of Courland was there the least ill-nature

from Russia! We are become latterly the peaceable stepping-stone of

Russia into Europe and out of it;--what may be called the door-mat of

Russia, useful to her feet, when she is about paying visits or receiving

them! That is not a glorious fact, if it be a safe and "lucky" one; nor

do the Polish Notabilities at all phrase it in that manner. But a fact

it is; which has shown itself complete in the late Czarina's and late

August's time, and which had been on the growing hand ever since Peter

the Great gained his Battle of Pultawa, and rose to the ascendency,

instead of Karl and Sweden.

The Poles put fine colors on all this; and are much contented with

themselves. The Russians they regard as intrinsically an inferior

barbarous people; and to this day you will hear indignant Polack

Gentlemen bursting out in the same strain: "Still barbarian, sir; no

culture, no literature,"--inferior because they do not make verses

equal to ours! How it may be with the verses, I will not decide: but

the Russians are inconceivably superior in respect that they have, to a

singular degree among Nations, the gift of obeying, of being commanded.

Polack Chivalry sniffs at the mention of such a gift. Polack Chivalry

got sore stripes for wanting this gift. And in the end, got striped to

death, and flung out of the world, for continuing blind to the want of

it, and never acquiring it.

Beyond all the verses in Nature, it is essential to every Chivalry and

Nation and Man. "Polite Polish Society for the last thirty years

has felt itself to be in a most halcyon condition," says Rulhiere:

[Rulhiere, i. 216 (a noteworthy passage).] "given up to the agreeable,

and to that only;" charming evening-parties, and a great deal of

flirting; full of the benevolences, the philanthropies, the new

ideas,--given up especially to the pleasing idea of "LAISSEZ-FAIRE, and

everything will come right of itself." "What a discovery!" said every

liberal Polish mind: "for thousands of years, how people did torment

themselves trying to steer the ship; never knowing that the plan was,

To let go the helm, and honestly sit down to your mutual amusements and

powers of pleasing!"

To this condition of beautifully phosphorescent rot-heap has Poland

ripened, in the helpless reigns of those poor Augusts;--the fulness

of time not now far off, one would say? It would complete the picture,

could I go into the state of what is called "Religion" in Poland.

Dissenterism, of various poor types, is extensive; and, over against

it, is such a type of Jesuit Fanaticism as has no fellow in that day. Of

which there have been truly savage and sanguinary outbreaks, from

time to time; especially one at Thorn, forty years ago, which shocked

Friedrich Wilhelm and the whole Protestant world. [See supra, vi. 64

(and many old Pamphlets on it).] Polish Orthodoxy, in that time, and

perhaps still in ours, is a thing worth noting. A late Tourist informs

me, he saw on the streets of Stettin, not long since, a drunk human

creature staggering about, who seemed to be a Baltic Sailor, just

arrived; the dirtiest, or among the dirtiest, of mankind; who, as he

reeled along, kept slapping his hands upon his breast, and shouting, in

exultant soliloquy, "Polack, Catholik!" _I_ am a Pole and Orthodox, ye

inferior two-legged entities!.--In regard to the Jesuit Fanaticisms, at

Thorn and elsewhere, no blame can attach to the poor Augusts, who always

leant the other way, what they durst or could. Nor is specialty of

blame due to them on any score; it was "like People, like King," all

along;--and they, such their luck, have lived to bring in the fulness of

time.

The Saxon Electors are again aspirants for this enviable Throne. We have

seen the beautiful Electress zealously soliciting Friedrich for help in

that project; Friedrich, in a dexterously graceful manner, altogether

declining. Hereditary Saxons are not to be the expedient this time, it

would seem; a grandiose Czarina has decided otherwise. Why should not

she? She and all the world are well aware, Russia has been virtual

lord of Poland this long time. Credible enough that Russia intends

to continue so; and also that it will be able, without very much

expenditure of new contrivance for that object.

So far as can be guessed and assiduously deduced from RULHIERE, with

your best attention, Russian Catharine's interference seems first of

all to have been grounded on the grandiose philanthropic principle.

Astonishing to the liberal mind; yet to appearance true. Rulhiere

nowhere says so; but that is gradually one's own perception of

the matter; no other refuge for you out of flat inconceivability.

Philanthropic principle, we say, which the Voltaires and Sages of that

Epoch are prescribing as one's duty and one's glory: "O ye Kings, why

won't you do good to mankind, then?" Catharine, a kind of She-Louis

Quatorze, was equal to such a thing. To put one's cast Lover into

a throne,--poor soul, console him in that manner;--and reduce the

long-dissentient Country to blessed composure under him: what a thing!

Foolish Poniatowski, an empty, windy creature, redolent of macassar and

the finer sensibilities of the heart: him she did make King of Poland;

but to reduce the long-dissentient Country to composure,--that was

what she could not do. Countries in that predicament are sometimes very

difficult to compose. The Czarina took, for above five years, a great

deal of trouble, without losing patience. The Czarina, after every new

effort, perceived with astonishment that she was farther from success

than ever. With astonishment; and gradually with irritation, thickening

and mounting towards indignation.

There is no reason to believe that the grandiose Woman handled, or

designed to handle, a doomed Poland in the merciless feline-diabolic

way set forth with wearisome loud reiteration in those distracted Books;

playing with the poor Country as cat does with mouse; now lifting her

fell paw, letting the poor mouse go loose in floods of celestial joy and

hope without limit; and always clutching the hapless creature back into

the blackness of death, before eating and ending it. Reason first is,

that the Czarina, as we see her elsewhere, never was in the least a Cat

or a Devil, but a mere Woman; already virtual proprietress of Poland,

and needing little contrivance to keep it virtually hers. Reason second

is, that she had not the gift of prophecy, and could not foreknow

the Polish events of the next ten years, much less shape them out

beforehand, and preside over them, like a Devil or otherwise, in the way

supposed.

My own private conjecture, I confess, has rather grown to be, on much

reading of those RULHIERES and distracted Books, that the Czarina,--who

was a grandiose creature, with considerable magnanimities, natural

and acquired; with many ostentations, some really great qualities and

talents; in effect, a kind of She-Louis Quatorze (if the reader will

reflect on that Royal Gentleman, and put him into petticoats in Russia,

and change his improper females for improper males),--that the Czarina,

very clearly resolute to keep Poland hers, had determined with herself

to do something very handsome in regard to Poland; and to gain glory,

both with the enlightened Philosophe classes and with her own proud

heart, by her treatment of that intricate matter. "On the one hand,"

thinks she, or let us fancy she thinks, "here is Poland; a Country

fallen bedrid amid Anarchies, curable or incurable; much tormented with

religious intolerance at this time, hateful to the philosophic mind; a

hateful fanaticism growing upon it for forty years past [though it

is quite against Polish Law]; and the cries of oppressed Dissidents

[Dissenters, chiefly of the Protestant and of the Greek persuasion]

becoming more and more distressing to hear. And, on the other hand, here

is Poniatowski who, who--!"

Readers have not forgotten the handsome, otherwise extremely paltry,

young Polack, Stanislaus Poniatowski, whom Excellency Williams took

with him 8 or 9 years ago, ostensibly as "Secretary of Legation,"

unostensibly as something very different? Handsome Stanislaus did

duly become Lover of the Grand-Duchess; and has duly, in the course of

Nature, some time ago (date uncertain to me), become discarded Lover;

the question rising, What is to be done with that elegant inane

creature, and his vaporous sentimentalisms and sublime sorrows and

disappointments? "Let us make him King of Poland!" said the Czarina,

who was always much the gentleman with her discarded Lovers (more so,

I should say, than Louis Quatorze with his;--and indeed it is computed

they cost her in direct moneys about twenty millions sterling,--being

numerous and greedy; but never the least tiff of scolding or ill

language): [Castera (_Vie de Catharine II._) has an elaborate Appendix

on this part of his subject.]--"King of Poland, with furnishings, and

set him handsomely up in the world! We will close the Dissident Business

for him, cure many a curable Anarchy of Poland, to the satisfaction of

Voltaire and all leading spirits of mankind. He shall have outfit of

Russian troops, poor creature; and be able to put down Anarchies, and

show himself a useful and grateful Viceroy for us there. Outfit

of 10,000 troops, a wise Russian Manager: and the Question of the

Dissidents to be settled as the first glory of his reign!"

Ingenuous readers are invited to try, in their diffuse vague RULHIERES,

and unintelligible shrieky Polish Histories, whether this notion does

not rise on them as a possible human explanation, more credible than

the feline-diabolic one, which needs withal such a foreknowledge,

UNattainable by cat or devil? Poland must not rise to be too strong

a Country, and turn its back on Russia. No, truly; nor, except by

miraculous suspension of the Laws of Nature, is there danger of that.

But neither need Poland lie utterly lame and prostrate, useless to

Russia; and be tortured on its sick-bed with Dissident Questions and

Anarchies, curable by a strong Sovereign, of whom much is expected by

Voltaire and the leading spirits of mankind.

What we shall have to say with perfect certainty, and what alone

concerns us in our own affair, is, FIRST, that Catharine did proceed

by this method, of crowning, fitting out and otherwise setting up

Stanislaus; did attempt settlement (and at one time thought she had

settled) the Dissident Question and some curable Anarchies,--but stirred

up such legions of incurable, waxing on her hands, day after day, year

after year, as were abundantly provoking and astonishing:--and that

within the next eight years she had arrived, with Poland and her cargo

of anarchies, at results which struck the whole world dumb. Dumb with

astonishment, for some time; and then into tempests of vociferation

more or less delirious, which have never yet quite ended, though sinking

gradually to lower and lower stages of human vocality. Fact FIRST is

abundantly manifest. Nor is fact SECOND any longer doubtful, That King

Friedrich, in regard to all this, till a real crisis elsewhere had

risen, took little or no visible interest whatever; had one unvarying

course of conduct, that of punctually following Czarish Majesty in

every respect; instructing his Minister at Warsaw always to second

and reinforce the Russian one, as his one rule of policy in that

Country,--whose distracted procedures, imbecilities and anarchies, are,

beyond this point of keeping well with a grandiose Czarina concerned in

it, of no apparent practical interest to Prussia or its King.

Friedrich, for a long time, passed with the Public for contriver of the

Catastrophe of Poland,--"felonious mortal," "monster of maleficence,"

and what not, in consequence. Rulhiere, whose notion of him is none of

the friendliest nor correctest, acquits him of this atrocity; declares

him, till the very end, mainly or altogether passive in it. Which I

think is a little more than the truth,--and only a little, as perhaps

may appear by and by. Beyond dispute, these Polish events did at last

grow interesting enough to Prussia and its King;--and it will be our

task, sufficient in this place, to extricate and riddle out what few of

these had any cardinal or notable quality, and put them down (dated, if

possible, and in intelligible form), as pertinent to throwing light

on this distressing matter, with careful exclusion of the immense mass

which can throw only darkness.

EX-LOVER PONIATOWSKI BECOMES KING OF POLAND (7th Sept. 1764), AND IS

CROWNED WITHOUT LOSS OF HIS HAIR.

WARSAW, 7th SEPTEMBER 1764, Stanislaus Poniatowski, by what management

of an Imperial Catharine upon an anarchic Nation readers shall imagine

AD LIBITUM, was elected, what they call elected, King of Poland. Of

course there had been preliminary Diets of Convocation, much dieting,

demonstrating and electing of imaginary members of Diet,--only "ten

persons massacred" in the business. There was a Saxon Party; but no

counter-candidate of that or any other nation. King Friedrich, solicited

by a charming Electress-Dowager, decides to remain accurately passive.

Polish emissaries came entreating him. A certain Mockranowski, who had

been a soldier under him (never of much mark in that capacity, though

now a flamingly conspicuous "General" and Politician, in the new scene

he has got into), came passionately entreating (Potsdam, Summer of 1764,

is all the date), "DONNEZ NOUS LE PRINCE HENRI, Give us Prince Henri for

a King!" the sound of which almost made Friedrich turn pale: "Have you

spoken or hinted of this to the Prince?" "No, your Majesty." "Home,

then, instantly; and not a whisper of it again to any mortal!"

[Rulhiere, ii. 268; Hermann, vi. 355-364.] which, they say, greatly

irritated Prince Henri, and left a permanent sore-place in his mind,

when he came to hear of it long after.

"A question rises here," says one of my Notes, which perhaps I had

better have burnt: "At or about what dates did this glorious Poniatowski

become Lover of the Grand-Duchess, and then become Ex-Lover? Nobody

will say; or perhaps can? [Preuss (iv. 12) seems to try, but does not

succeed.] Would have been a small satisfaction to us, and it is

denied! 'Ritter Williams' (that is, Hanbury) must have produced him at

Petersburg some time in 1756; '11th January, 1757,' finding it would

suit, Poniatowski appeared there on his own footing as 'Ambassador from

Warsaw,'"--(easy to get that kind of credential from a devoted Warsaw,

if you are succeeding at the Court of Petersburg; "Warsaw watchfully

makes that the rule of distributing its honors; and, from freezing-point

upwards, is the most delicate thermometer," says Hermann somewhere).

And this, is our one date, "Poniatowski in business, SPRING, 1757;" of

"Poniatowski fallen bankrupt," date is totally wanting.

"Poniatowski's age is 32 gone;--how long out of Russia, readers have to

guess. Made his first public appearance on the streets of Warsaw, in the

late Election time, as a Captain of Patriot Volunteers,--'Independence

of Poland! Shall Poland be dictated to!" cried Stanislaus and an

indignant Public at one stage of the affair. His Uncles Czartoryski were

piloting him in; and in that mad element, the cries, and shiftings of

tack, had to be many. [In HERMANN, v. 362-380 (still more in RULHIERE,

ii. 119-289), wearisome account of every particular.] He is Nephew, by

his mother, of these Czartoryskis; but is not by the father of very high

family. 'Ought he to be King of Poland?' argued some Polish Emissary at

Petersburg: 'His Grandfather was Land-steward to the Sapiehas.' 'And

if he himself had been it!' said the Empress, inflexible, though with

a blush.--It seems the family was really good, though fallen poor; and,

since that Land-steward phasis, had bloomed well out again. His Father

was conspicuous as a busy, shifting kind of man, in the Charles-Twelfth

and other troubles; had died two years ago, as 'Castellan of Cracow;'

always a dear friend of Stanislaus Leczinski, who gets his death two

years hence [in 1766, as we have seen].

"King Stanislaus Poniatowski had five Brothers: two of them dead long

before this time; a third, still alive, was Bishop of Something, Abbot

of Something; ate his revenues in peace, and demands silence from us.

The other two, Casimir and Andreas, are better worth naming,--especially

the Son of one of them is. Casimir, the eldest, is 'Grand

Crown-Chamberlain' in the days now coming, is also 'Starost of Zips

[a Country you may note the name of!]--and has a Son,' who is NOT the

remarkable one. Andreas, the second Brother (died 1773), was in the

Austrian Service, 'Ordnance-Master,' and a man of parts and weight;--who

has been here at Warsaw, ardently helping, in the late Election time.

He too had a Son (at this time a child in arms),--who is really the

remarkable 'Nephew of King Stanislaus,' and still deserves a word from

us.

"This Nephew, bred as an Austrian soldier, like his Father, is the

JOSEPH PONIATOWSKI, who was very famous in the Newspapers fifty years

ago. By all appearance, a man of some real patriotism, energy and worth.

He had tried to believe (though, I think, never rightly able) what his

omnipotent Napoleon had promised him, that extinct Poland should be

resuscitated; and he fought and strove very fiercely, his Poles and

he, in that faith or half-faith. And perished, fiercely fighting for

Napoleon, fiercely covering Napoleon's retreat when his game was lost:

horse and man plunged into the Elster River (Leipzig Country, October

19th, 1813, evening of the 'Battle of the Nations' there), and sank

forever;--and the last gleam of Poland along with him. [_Biographie

Universelle_ (Poniatowski, Joseph), xxxv. 349-359.] Not even a

momentary gleam of hope for her, in the sane or half-sane kind, since

that,--though she now and then still tries it in the insane: the more to

my regret, for her and others!

"Besides these three Brothers, King Stanislaus had two Sisters still

living: one of them Wife of a very high Zamoiski; the other of a

ditto Branicki (pronounce BraniTZki)--him whom our German Books call

KRON-GROSSFELDHERR; (Grand Crown-General,' if the Crown have any

soldiers at all; the sublime, debauched old Branicki, of whom Rulhiere

is continually talking, and never reports anything but futilities in

a futile manner. So much is futile, and not worth reporting, in this

Polish element!--King Stanislaus himself was born 17th January, 1732;

played King of shreds and patches till 1790,--or even farther (not till

1795 did Catharine pluck the paper tabard quite off him); he died in

Petersburg, February 11th or 12th) 1798." After such a life!--

Stanislaus was crowned 25th November, 1764. He needs, as preliminary,

to be anointed, on the bare scalp of him, with holy oil before crowning;

ought to have his head close-shaved with that view. Stanislaus, having

an uncommonly fine head of hair, shuddered at the barbarous idea;

absolutely would not: whereupon delay, consultation; and at length some

artificial scalp, or second skull, of pasteboard or dyed leather, was

contrived for the poor man, which comfortably took the oiling in a

vicarious way, with the ambrosial locks well packed out of sight

under it, and capable of flowing out again next day, as if nothing had

happened. [Rulhiere.] Not a sublime specimen of Ornamental Human Nature,

this poor Stanislaus! Ornamental wholly: the body of him, and the mind

of him, got up for representation; and terribly plucked to pieces on the

stage of the world. You may try to drop a tear over him, but will find

mostly that you cannot.

FOR SEVERAL YEARS THE DISSIDENT QUESTION CANNOT BE GOT SETTLED;

CONFEDERATION OF RADOM (23d June, 1767-5th March, 1768) PUSHES IT INTO

SETTLEMENT.

For several years after this feat of the false scalp, through long

volumes, wearisome even in RULHIERE, there turns up nothing which can

now be called memorable. The settling of the Dissident Question proves

extremely tedious to an impatient Czarina; as to curing of the other

curable Anarchies, there is absolutely nothing but a knitting up by A,

with a ravelling-out again by B, and no progress discernible

whatever. Impatient Czarina ardently pushes on some Dissident

settlement,--seconded by King Friedrich and the chief Protestant

Courts, London included, and by the European leading spirits

everywhere,--through endless difficulties: finds native Orthodoxy an

unexpectedly stiff matter; Bishops generally having a fanaticism which

is wonderful to think of, and which keeps mounting higher and higher.

Till at length there will Images of the Virgin take to weeping,--as

they generally do in such cases, when in the vicinity of brew-houses and

conveniences; [Nicolai, in his TRAVELS OVER GERMANY, doggedly undertook

to overhaul one of those weeping Virgins (somewhere in Austria, I

think); and found her, he says, to depend on subterranean percolation

of steam from a Brewery not far off.]--a Carmelite Monk go about the

country working miracles; and, in short, an extremely ugly phasis of

religious human nature disclose itself to the afflicted reader. King

Friedrich thinks, had it not been for this Dissident Question, things

would have taken their old Saxon complexion, and Poland might have

rotted on as heretofore, perhaps a good while longer.

As to the knitting-up and ravelling-out again, which is called curing of

the other anarchies, no reader can or need say anything: it seems to be

a most painful knitting-up, by the Czartoryskis chiefly, then an

instant ravelling out by malign Opposition parties of various indistinct

complexion; the knitting, the ravelling, and the malign Opposition

parties, alike indistinct and without interest to mankind. A certain

drunken, rather brutal Phantasm of a Prince Radzivil, who hates the

Czartoryskis, and is dreadfully given to drink, to wasteful ambitions

and debaucheries, figures much in these businesses; is got banished and

confiscated, by some Confederation formed; then, by new Confederations,

is recalled and reinstated,--worse if possible than ever. The thing is

reality; but it reads like a Phantasmagory produced by Lapland Witches,

under presidency of Diabolus (very certainly the Devil presiding, as you

see at all turns),--and is not worth understanding, were it even easy.

Much semi-intelligible, wholly forgettable stuff about King Stanislaus

and his difficulties, and his duplicities and treacherous imbecilities,

[Hermann, v. 400, &c.; Rulhiere PASSIM.] now of interest to no mortal.

Stanislaus is at one time out with the uncles Czartoryski, at another in

with these worthy gentlemen: a man not likely to cure Anarchies, unless

wishing would do it. On the Dissident Question itself he needs spurring:

a King of liberal ideas, yes; but with such flames of fanaticism under

the nose of him. In regard to the Dissident and all other curative

processes he is languid, evasive, for moments recalcitrant to Russian

suggestions; a lost imbecile,--forget him, with or without a tear. He

has still a good deal of so-called gallantry on his hands; flies to his

harem when outside things go contradictory. [Hermann, v. 402, &c.] Think

of malign Journalists printing this bit of Letter at one time, to do him

ill in a certain quarter: "Oh, come to me, my Princess! Dearer than all

Empresses:--imperial charms, what were they to thine for a heart that

has--" with more of the like stuff, for a Czarina's behoof.

WINTER OF 1766, Imperial Majesty, whether after or before that

miraculous Carmelite Monk, I do not remember, became impatient of these

tedious languors and tortuosities about the Dissident Question, and gave

express order, "Settle it straightway!" To which end, Confederations

and the other machinery were set agoing: Confederations among the

Protestants and Dissidents themselves, about Thorn and such places (got

up by Russian engineering), and much more extensively in the Lithuanian

parts; Confederations of great extent, imperative, minatory; ostensibly

for reinstating these poor people in their rights (which, by old Polish

Law, they quite expressly were, if that were any matter), but in reality

for bringing back drunken Radzivil, who has covenanted to carry that

measure. And so,

JUNE 23d, 1767, These multiplex Polish-Lithuanian Confederations,

twenty-four of them in all, with their sublime marshals and officials,

and above 80,000 noblemen in them, meet by deputies at Radom, a

convenient little Town within wind of Warsaw (lies 60 miles to south of

Warsaw); and there coalesce into one general "Confederation of

Radom," [Hermann, v. 420.] with drunken Radzivil atop, who, glad to be

reinstated in his ample Domains and Wine-cellars, and willing at any

rate to spite the Czartoryskis and others, has pledged himself to carry

that great measure in Diet, and quash any NIE POZWALAMS and difficulties

there may be. This is the once world-famous, now dimly discoverable,

CONFEDERATION OF RADOM, which--by preparatory declaring, under its hand

and seal, That the Law of the Land must again become valid, and "Free

Polacks of Dissident opinions concerning Religion (NOS DISSIDENTES DE

RELIGIONE)," as the old Law phrases it, "shall have equal rights of

citizenship"--was beautifully instrumental in achieving that bit of

Human Progress, and pushing it through the Diet, and its difficulties

shortly ensuing.

Not that the Diet did not need other vigorous treatment as well, the

flame of fanaticism being frightfully ardent; many of the poor Bishops

having run nearly frantic at this open spoliation of Mother Church,

and snatching of the sword from Peter. So that Imperial Majesty had to

decide on picking out a dozen, or baker's dozen, of the hottest Bishops;

and carrying them quietly into Russia under lock and key, till the thing

were done. Done it was, surely to the infinite relief of mankind;--I

cannot say precisely on what day: October 13th-14th (locking up of the

dozen Bishops), was one vital epoch of it; November 19th, 1767 (report

of Committee on it, under Radzivil's and Russia's coercion), was

another: first and last it took about five months baking in Diet. Diet

met Oct. 4th, 1767, Radzivil controlling as Grand-Marshal, and Russia as

minatory Phantom controlling Radzivil; Diet, after adjournments,

after one long adjournment, disappeared 5th March, 1768; and of

work mentionable it had done this of the Dissidents only. That of

contributing to "the sovereign contempt with which King Stanislaus is

regarded by all ranks of men," is hardly to be called peculiar work or

peculiarly mentionable.

At this point, to relieve the reader's mind, and, at any rate, as the

date is fully come, we will introduce a small NEWSPAPER ARTICLE from

a very high hand, little guessed till long afterwards as the

writer,--namely, from King Friedrich's own. It does not touch on the

Dissident Question, or the Polish troubles; but does, in a back-handed

way, on Prussian Rumors rising about them; and may obliquely show more

of the King's feeling on that subject than we quite suppose. It seems

the King had heard that the Berlin people were talking and rumoring

of "a War being just at hand;" whereupon--"MARCH 5th, 1767, IN THE

VOSSISCHE ZEITUNG (Voss's Chronicle), No. 28," an inquisitive Berlin

public read as follows:--

"We are advised from Potsdam, that, on the 27th of February, towards

evening, the sky began to get overcast; black clouds, presaging a

tempest of unexampled fury, covered all the horizon: the thunder, with

its lightnings, forked bolts of amazing brilliancy, burst out; and,

under its redoubled peals, there descended such a torrent of hail as

within man's memory had not been seen. Of two bullocks yoked in their

plough, with which a peasant was hastening home, one was struck on the

head by a piece of it, and killed outright. Many of the common people

were wounded in the streets; a brewer had his arm broken. Roofs are

destroyed by the weight of this hail; all the windows that looked

windward while it fell were broken. In the streets, hailstones were

found of the size of pumpkins (CITROUILLES), which had not quite melted

two hours after the storm ceased. This singular phenomenon has made a

very great impression. Scientific people say, the air had not buoyancy

enough to support these solid masses when congealed to ice; that

the small hailstones in these clouds getting so lashed about in the

impetuosity of the winds, had united the more the farther they fell,

and had not acquired that enormous magnitude till comparatively near the

earth. Whatever way it may have happened, it is certain that occurrences

of that kind are rare, and almost without example." [VOSSISCHE ZEITUNG,

ubi supra: _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xv. 204.]

Another singularity is, "Professor Johann Daniel Titius of Wittenberg,"

who teaches NATURAL PHILOSOPHY in that famous University, one may

judge with what effect, wrote a Monograph on this unusual Phenomenon!

[Rodenbeck (ii. 285) gives the Title of it, "CONSIDERATIONS ON THE

POTSDAM HAIL OF LAST YEAR (Wittenberg, 1768)."]

CONFEDERATION OF BAR ENSUES, ON THE PER-CONTRA SIDE (March 28th,

1768); AND, AS FIRST RESULT OF ITS ACHIEVEMENTS (October 6th, 1768), A

TURK-RUSSIAN WAR.

The Confederation of Radom, and its victorious Diet, had hardly begun

their Song of Triumph, when there ensued on the per-contra side a

flaming CONFEDERATION OF BAR;--which, by successive stages, does at

last burn out the Anarchies of Poland, and reduce them to ashes.

Confederation of Bar; and then, as progeny of that, for and against,

such a brood of Confederations, orthodox, heterodox, big, little,

short-lived, long-lived, of all complexions and degrees of noisy fury,

potent, at any rate, each of them for murder and arson, within a

certain radius, as the Earth never saw before. Now was the time of those

inextricable marchings (as inroads and outroads) through the Lithuanian

Bogs, of those death-defiant, unparalleled exploits, skirmishings,

scaladings, riding by the edge of precipices, of Pulawski, Potocki and

others,--in which Rulhiere loses himself and turns on his axis, amid

impatient readers.

For the Russian troops (summoned by a trembling Stanislaus and his

Senate, in terms of Treaty 1764), and in more languid manner, the

Stanislaus soldiery, as per law of the case, proceeded to strike

in,--generally, my impression was, with an eye to maintain the King's

Peace and keep down murder and arson:--and sure enough, the small bodies

of drilled Russians blew an infuriated orthodox Polack chivalry to right

and left at a short notice; but as to the Constable's Peace or King's,

made no improvement upon that, far the reverse. It is certain the

Confederate chivalry were driven about, at a terrible rate,--over

the Turk frontier for shelter; began to appeal to the Grand Turk, in

desperate terms: "Brother of the Sun and Moon, saw you ever such a

chance for finishing Russia? Polack chivalry is Orthodox Catholic, but

also it is Anti-Russian!" The Turk beginning to give ear to it, made the

matter pressing and serious. Here, more specifically, are some features

and successive phases,--unless the reader prefer to skip.

"BAR, MARCH, 1768. The Confederation of Radom, as efficient preliminary,

and chief agent in that Diet of emancipation to the Dissident human

mind, might long have been famous over Poland and the world; but there

instantly followed as corollary to it a CONFEDERATION OF BAR, which

quite dimmed the fame of Radom, and indeed of all Confederations prior

or posterior! As the Confederation of Bar and its Doings, or rather

sufferings and tragical misdoings and undoings, still hang like fitful

spectralities, or historical shadows, of a vague ghastly complexion,

in the human memory, one asks at least: Since they were on this Planet,

tell us where? Bar is in the Waiwodship Podol (what we call Podolia),

some 400 miles southeast of Warsaw; not far from the Dniester

River:--not far very from that mystery of the Dniester, the Zaporavian

Cossacks,--from those rapids or cataracts (quasi-cataracts of the

Dniester, with Islands in them, where those Cossack robbers live

unassailable):--across the Dniester lies Turkey, and its famed Fortress

of Choczim. This is a commodious station for Polish Gentlemen intending

mutiny by law.

"MARCH 8th, 1768, Three short days after the Diet of Radom had done its

fine feat, and retired to privacy, news came to Warsaw, That Podolia and

the Southern parts are all up, confederating with the highest animation;

in hot rage against such decision of a Diet, contrary to Holy Religion

and to much else; and that the said decision will have to fight for

itself, now that it has done voting. This interesting news is true; and

goes on intensifying and enlarging itself, one dreadful Confederation

springing up, and then another and ever another, day after day; till at

last we hear that on the 27th of the month, MARCH 27th, 1768, at Bar, a

little Town on the Southern or Turkish Frontier, all these more or less

dreadful Confederations have met by delegates, and coalesced into one

'Confederatiou of Bar,'--which did surely prove dreadful enough, to

itself especially, in the months now ensuing!"

No history of Bar Confederation shall we dream of; far be such an

attempt from us. It consists of many Confederations, and out of each,

PRO and CONTRA, spring many. Like the Lernean Hydra, or even Hydras in

a plural condition. A many-headed dog: and how many whelps it

had,--I cannot give even the cipher of them, or I would! One whelp

Confederation, that of Cracow, is distinguished by having frequently or

generally been "drunk;" and of course its procedures had often a vinous

character. [In HERMANN (v. 431-448); and especially in RULHIERE (ii.

livre 8 et seq.), details in superabundance.] I fancy to have read

somewhere that the number of them was one hundred and twenty-five. The

rumor and the furious barking of Bar and its whelps goes into all lands:

such rabid loud baying at mankind and the moon; and then, under Russia's

treatment, such shrill yelping and shrieking, was not heard in the world

before, though perhaps it has since.

Poor BAR'S exploits in the fighting way were highly inconsiderable; all

on the same scale; and spread over such a surface of country, mostly

unknown, as renders it impossible to give them head-room, were you never

so unfurnished. They can be read in eloquent Rulhiere; but by no mortal

held in memory. Anarchy is not a thing to be written of; a Lernean

Hydra, several Lernean Hydras, in chaotic genesis, getting their heads

lopped off, and at the same time sprouting new ones in such ratio, where

is the Zoologist that will give account of it? There was not anything

considerable of fighting; but of bullying, plundering, murdering and

being murdered, a frightful amount. There are seizures of castles,

convents, defensible houses; marches at a rate like that of antelopes,

through the Lithuanian parts, boggy, hungry, boundless, opening to the

fancy the Infinitude of Peat, in the solid and the fluid state. This,

perhaps, is the finest species of feats, though they never lead to

anything. There are heroes famed for these marches.

The Pulawskis, for example,--four of them, Lawyer people,--showed much

activity, and a talent for impromptu soldiering, in that kind. The

Magnates of the Confederation, I was surprised to learn, had all quitted

it, the instant it came to strokes: "You Lawyer people, with your

priests and orthodox peasantries, you do the fighting part; ours is

the consulting!" And except Potocki (and he worse than none), there

is presently not a Magnate of them left in Poland,--the rest all gone

across the Austrian Border, to Teschen, to Bilitz, a handy little town

and domain in that Duchy of Teschen;--and sit there as "Committee of

Government:" much at their ease in comparison, could they but agree

among themselves, which they cannot. Bilitz is one of the many domains

of Magnate Sulkowski:--do readers recollect the Sulkowski who at one

time "declared War" on King Friedrich; and was picked up, both War and

he, so compendiously by General Goltz, and locked in Glogau to cool?

This is the same Sulkowski; much concerned now in these matters; a rich

Magnate, glad to see his friends about him as Governing Committee; but

gets, and gives, a great deal of vexation in it, the element proving

again too hot!--

I said there were four famed Pulawskis; [Hermann, v. 465.] a father,

once Advocate in Warsaw, with three sons and a nephew; who, though

extremely active people, could do no good whatever. The father Pulawski

had the fine idea of introducing the British Constitution; clothing

Poland wholly in British tailorage, and so making it a new Poland: but

he never could get it done. This poor gentleman died in Turkish

prison, flung into jail at Constantinople, on calumnious accusation and

contrivance by a rival countryman; his sons and nephew, poor fellows,

all had their fame, more or less, in the Cause of Freedom so called; but

no other profit in this world, that I could hear of. Casimir, the eldest

son, went to America; died there, still in the Cause of Freedom so

called; Fort Pulawski, in the harbor of Charleston (which is at present,

on very singular terms, RE-engaged in the same so-called Cause!), was

named in memory of this Casimir. He had defended Czenstochow (if anybody

knew what Czenstochow was, or could find it in the Polish map); and it

was also he that contrived that wonderful plan of suddenly snapping up

King Stanislaus from the streets of Warsaw one night, ["3d November,

1771."] and of locking him away (by no means killing him), as the source

of all our woes. O my Pulawskis, men not without manhood, what a bedlam

of a Time have you and I fallen into, and what Causes of Freedom it has

got in hand!

Bar, a poor place, with no defences but a dry ditch and some miserable

earthworks, the Confederates had not the least chance to maintain;

Kaminiec, the only fortress of the Province, they never even got into,

finding some fraction of royal soldiery who stood for King Stanislaus

there, and who fired on the Confederates when applied to. Bar a small

Russian division, with certain Stanislaus soldieries conjoined, took by

capitulation; and (date not given) entered in a victorious manner. The

War-Epic of the Confederates, which Rulhiere sings at such length, is

blank of meaning.

Of "Cloister Czenstochow," a famed feat of Pulawski's, also without

result, I could not from my Rulhiere discover (what was altogether an

illuminative fact to me!) that the date of Czenstochow was not till

1771. A feat of "Cloister BERDICZOW," almost an exact facsimile by the

same Pulawski, also resultless, I did, under Hermann's guidance, at

once find;--and hope the reader will be satisfied to accept it instead:

Cloister Berdiczow, which lies in the Palatinate of Kiow; and which

has a miraculous Holy Virgin, not less venerated far and wide in those

eastern parts, than she of Cloister Czenstochow in the western: THIS

Cloister Berdiczow and its salutary Virgin, Pulawski (the Casimir, now

of Charleston Harbor) did defend, with about 1,000 men, in a really

obstinate way, The Monastery itself had in it gifts of the faithful,

accumulated for ages; and all the richest people in those Provinces,

Confederate or not, had lodged their preciosities there, as in an

impregnable and sure place, in those times of trouble. Intensely

desirous, accordingly, the Russians were to take it, but had no cannon;

desperately resolute Pulawski and his 1,000 to defend. Pulawski and his

1,000 fired intensely, till their cannon-balls were quite done; then

took to firing with iron-work, and hard miscellanies of every sort,

especially glad when they could get a haul of glass to load with;--and

absolutely would not yield till famine came; though the terms offered

were good,--had they been kept.

So that Pulawski, it would appear, did Two Cloister Defences? Two, each

with a miraculous Holy Virgin; an eastern, and then a westerly. This of

Berdiczow, not dated to me farther, is for certain of the year 1768;

and Pulawski, owing to famine, did yield here. In 1771, at miraculous

Cloister Czenstochow, in the western parts, Pulawski did an external

feat, or consented to see it done,--that of trying to snuff out poor

King Stanislaus on the streets (3d November, 10 P.M., "miraculously" in

vain, as most readers know),--which brought its obloquies and troubles

on the Defender of Czenstochow. Obloquies and troubles: but as to

surrendering Czenstochow on call of obloquy, or of famine itself,

Pulawski would not, not he for his own part; but solemnly left his men

to do it, and walked away by circuitous uncertain paths, which end in

Charleston Harbor, as we have seen. [At Savannah, in a stricter sense.

"Perished at the Siege [futile attempt to storm, by the French, which

they called a Siege] of Savannah, 9th October, 1779."] Defence of

Czenstochow in 1771 shall not concern us farther. Truly these two small

defences of monasteries by Pulawski are almost all, I do not say of

glorious, but even of creditable or human, that reward the poor wanderer

in that Polish Valley of Jehoshaphat, much of it peat-country; wherefore

I have, as before, marked the approximate localities, approximate dates,

for behoof of ingenuous readers.

The Russians, ever since 1764, from the beginnings of those Stanislaus

times, are pledged to maintain peace in Poland; and it is they that

have to deal with this affair,--they especially, or almost wholly, poor

Stanislaus having scarcely any power, military or other, and perhaps

being loath withal. There was more of investigating and parleying,

bargaining and intriguing, than of fighting, on Stanislaus's part. "June

11th, 1768," says a Saxon Note from Warsaw, "Mokranowski, Stanislaus's

General [the same that was with Friedrich], has been sent down to Bar to

look into those Confederates. Mokranowski does not think there are

above 8,000 of them; about 3,000 have got their death from Russian

castigation. The 8,000 might be treated with, only Russians are so

dreadfully severe, especially so intent on wringing money from them.

Confederates have been complaining to the Turk; Turk ambiguous; gives

them no definite ground of hope. 'What then, is your hope?' I inquired.

'Little or none, except in Heaven,' several answered: 'it is for our

religion and our liberty:' religion cut to pieces by this Dissident

Toleration-blasphemy; liberty ditto by the Russian guarantee of peace

among us: 'what can we do but trust in God and our own despair?'"

["Essen's Report, 11th June, 1768" (in HERMANN, v. 441).] "Prave worts,

Ancient Pistol,"--but much destitute of sense, and not to be realized in

present circumstances. Here is something much more critical:--

JUNE-JULY, 1768. "The peasants in the Southern regions, Palatinates

Podol, Kiow, Braclaw, called UKRAINE or Border-Country by the Poles,

are mostly of Greek and other schismatic creeds. Their Lords are of

an orthodox religion, and not distinguished by mild treatment of such

Peasantry, upon whom civil war and plunder have been latterly a

sore visitation. To complete the matter, the Confederates in certain

quarters, blown upon by fanatical priests, set about converting these

poor peasants, or forcing them, at the point of the bayonet, to swear

that they adopt the 'Greek united rite,' which I suppose to be a kind

of half-way house towards perfect orthodoxy. In one Village, which was

getting converted in this manner, the military party seemed to be small;

the Village boiled over upon it; trampled orthodoxy and military both

under foot, in a violent and sanguinary manner; and was extremely

frightened when it had done. Extremely frightened, not the Village only,

but the schismatic mind generally in those parts, dreading vengeance for

such a paroxysm. But the atrocious Russians whispered them, 'We are here

to protect you in your religions and rights, in your poor consciences

and skins.' Upon which hint of the atrocious Russians, the schismatic

mind and population one and all rose; and, 'with the cannibal's

ferocity, gave way to their appetite for plunder!'...

"Nay, the Russian Government [certain Russian Officials hard pressed]

had invited the Zaporavian Cossacks to step over from their Islands in

the Dniester, and assist in defending their Religion [true Greek, of

course]; who at once did so; and not only extinguished the last glimmer

of Confederation there, but overwhelmed the Country, thousands on

thousands of them, attended by revolted peasants,--say a 20,000 of

peasants under command of these Zaporavians,--who went about plundering

and burning. That they plundered the Jew pot-houses of their brandy,

and drank it, was a small matter. Very furious upon Jews, upon Noblemen,

Landlords, upon Catholic Priests. 'On one tree [tree should have been

noted] was found hanged a specimen of each of those classes, with a Dog

adjoined, as fit company.' In one little Town, Town of HUMAN [so called

in that foreign dialect], getting some provocation or other, they set to

massacring; and if brandy were plentiful, we can suppose they made short

work. By the lowest computation the number of slain Jews and Catholics

amounted to 10,000 odd [Hermann, v. 444; Rulhiere, iii. 93.]--Rulhiere

says '50,000, by some accounts 200,000.'" This I guess to have been at

its height about the end of June; this leads direct to the Catastrophe,

as will presently be seen.

Foreign States don't seem to pay much attention,--indeed, what sane

person would like to interfere, or hope to do it with profit? France,

Austria, both wish well to Poland, at least ill to Russia; Choiseul has

no finance, can do nothing but intrigue, and stir up trouble everywhere:

a devout Kaiserinn goes with Holy Church, and disapproves of these

Dissident Tolerations: it is remarked that all through 1768 the

Confederates of Bar are permitted to retire over the Austrian Frontier

into Austrian Silesia, and find themselves there in safety. Permitted to

buy arms, to make preparations, issue orders: at Sulkowski's Bilitz, in

the Duchy of Teschen, supreme Managing Committee sits there; no Kaunitz

or Official person meddling with it. About the beginning of next year

(1769), it is, ostensibly, a little discountenanced; and obliged to go

to Eperjes, on the Hungarian Frontier [See Busching: for Eperjes, ii.

1427; for Bilitz, viii. 885.] (as a more decent or less conspicuous

place),--such trouble now rising; a Turk War having broken

out, momentous not to the Confederation alone. March, 1769, the

ever-intriguing Choiseul--fancy with what rapturous effect--had sent

some kind of Agent or Visitor to Teschen; Vergennes in Turkey, from the

beginning of these things, has been plying night and day his diplomatic

bellows upon every live-coal ("I who myself kindled this Turk-War!"

brags he afterwards);--not till next year (1770) did Choiseul send

his Dumouriez to the Bilitz neighborhoods; not till next again, when

Choiseul was himself out, [Thrown out "2d December, 1770,"--by Louis's

NEW Pompadour.] did his Viomenil come: [Hermann, v. 469-471; in RULHIERE

(iv. 241-289) account of Dumouries and his fencings and spyings, still

more of Viomenil, who had "French Volunteers," and did some bits of real

fighting on the small scale.] neither of whom, by their own head alone,

without funds, without troops, could do other than with fine effort make

bad worse.

It is needless continuing such a subject. Here is one glimpse two years

later, and it shall be our last: "NEAR LUBLIN, 25th SEPTEMBER, 1770. It

is frightful, all this that is passing in these parts,--about the Town

of Labun, for example. The dead bodies remain without burial; they are

devoured by the dogs and the pigs. ... Everywhere reigns Pestilence; nor

do we fear contagion so much as famine. Offer 100 ducats for a fowl

or for a bit of bread, I swear you won't get it. General von Essen

[Russian, we will hope] has had to escape from Laticzew, then from" some

other place, "Pestilence chasing him everywhere."

To apply to the Turks,--afflicted Polish Patriots prostrating themselves

with the hope of despair, "Save us, your sublime Clemency; throw a ray

of pity on us, Brother of the Sun and Moon: oh, chastise our

diabolic oppressors!"--this was one of the first resources of the Bar

Confederates. The Turks did give ear; not inattentive, though pretending

to be rather deaf. M. de Vergennes,--of whose "diplomatic bellows" we

just heard (in fact, for diligence in this Turk element, in this young

time, the like of him was seldom seen; we knew him long afterwards as

a diligent old gentleman, in French-Revolution days),--M. de Vergennes

zealously supports; zealous to let loose the Turk upon Anti-French

parties. The Turks seem to wag their heads, for some time; and their

responses are ambiguous. For some time, not for long. Here, fast enough,

comes, in disguised shape, the Catastrophe itself, ye poor plaintive

Poles!

JULY-OCTOBER, 1768. Those Zaporavian and other Cossacks, with 20,000

peasants plundering about on both sides of the Dniester, had set fire to

the little Town of Balta, which is on the south side, and belongs to

the Turks: a very grave accident, think all political people, think

especially the Foreign Excellencies at Warsaw, when news of it arrives.

Burning of Balta, not to be quenched by the amplest Russian apologies,

proved a live-coal at Constantinople; and Vergennes says, he set

population and Divan on fire by it: a proof that the population and

Divan had already been in a very inflammable state. Not a wise Divan,

though a zealous. Plenty of fury in these people; but a sad deficiency

of every other faculty. They made haste, in their hot humor, to declare

War (6th October, 1768); [Hermann, v. 608-611.] not considering much how

they would carry it on. Declared themselves in late Autumn,--as if to

give the Russians ample time for preparing; those poor Turks

themselves being as yet ready with nothing, and even the season for

field-operations being over.

King Friedrich, who has still a Minister at the Porte, endeavored to

dissuade his old Turk friends, in this rash crisis; but to no purpose;

they would listen to nothing but Vergennes and their own fury. Friedrich

finds this War a very mad one on the part of his old Turk friends; their

promptitude to go into it (he has known them backward enough when

their chances were better!), and their way of carrying it on, are alike

surprising to him. He says: "Catharine's Generals were unacquainted with

the first elements of Castrametation and Tactic; but the Generals of the

Sultan had a still more prodigious depth of ignorance; so that to form a

correct idea of this War, you must figure a set of purblind people, who,

by constantly beating a set of altogether blind, end by gaining over

them a complete mastery." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ vi. 23, 24.] This,

as Friedrich knows, is what Austria cannot suffer; this is what

will involve Austria and Russia, and Friedrich along with them,

in--Friedrich, as the matter gradually unfolds itself, shudders to think

what. The beginnings of this War were perhaps almost comical to the

old Soldier-King; but as it gradually developed itself into complete

shattering to pieces of the stupid Blind by the ambitious Purblind, he

grew abundantly serious upon it.

It is but six months since Polish Patriotism, so effulgent to its own

eyes in Orthodoxy, in Love of glorious Liberty, confederated at Bar,

and got into that extraordinary whirlpool, or cesspool, of miseries

and deliriums we have been looking at; and now it has issued on a broad

highway of progress,--broad and precipitous,--and will rapidly arrive

at the goal set before it. All was so rapid, on the Polish and on the

Turkish part. The blind Turks, out of mere fanaticism and heat of humor,

have rushed into this adventure;--and go rushing forward into a series

of chaotic platitudes on the huge scale, and mere tragical disasters,

year after year, which would have been comical, had they not been so

hideous and sanguinary: constant and enormous blunders on the Turk

part, issuing in disasters of like magnitude; which in the course of

Two Campaigns had quite finished off their Polish friends, in a very

unexpected way; and had like to have finished themselves off, had not

drowned Poland served as a stepping-stone.

Not till March 26th, 1769, six months after declaring in such haste,

did the blind Turks "display their Banner of Mahomet," that is, begin

in earnest to assemble and make ready. Nor were the Russians shiningly

strategic, though sooner in the field,--a Prince Galitzin commanding

them (an extremely purblind person); till replaced by Romanzow, our old

Colberg acquaintance, who saw considerably better. Galitzin, early in

the season, made a rush on Choczim (ChoTzim), the first Turk Fort beyond

the Dniester; and altogether failed,--not by Turk prowess, but by his

own purblind mal-arrangements (want of ammunition, want of bread, or I

will forget what);--which occasioned mighty grumblings in Russia:

till in a month or two, by favor of Fortune and blindness of the Turk,

matters had come well round again; and Galitzin, walking up to Choczim

the second time, found there was not a Turk in the place, and that

Choczim was now his on those uncommonly easy terms!

Instead of farther details on such a War,--the shadow or reflex of

which, as mirrored in the Austrian mind, has an importance to Friedrich

and us; but the self or substance of which has otherwise little or

none,--we will close here with a bit of Russian satire on it, which is

still worth reading. The date is evidently Spring, 1769; the scene what

we are now treating of: Galitzin obliged to fall back from Choczim;

great rumor--"What a Galitzin; what a Turk War his, in contrast to

the last we had!" [Turk War of 1736-1739, under Munnich (supra, vii.

81-126).]--no Romanzow yet appointed in his room. And here is a small

Manuscript, which was then circulating fresh and new in Russian Society;

and has since gone over all the world (though mostly in an uncertain

condition, in old Jest-Books and the like), as a genuine bit of CAVIARE

from those Northern parts:--

MANUSCRIPT CIRCULATING IN RUSSIAN SOCIETY. Galitzin, much grieved about

Choczim, could not sleep; and, wandering about in his tent, overheard,

one night, a common soldier recounting his dream to the sentry outside

the door.

"A curious dream," said the soldier: "I dreamt I was in a battle; that

I got my head cut off; that I died; and, of course, went to Heaven.

I knocked at the door: Peter came with a bunch of Keys; and made such

rattling that he awoke God; who started up in haste, asking, 'What is

the matter?' 'Why,' says Peter, 'there is a great War on earth between

the Russians and the Turks.' 'And who commands my Russians?' said the

Supreme Being. 'Count Munnich,' answered Peter. 'Very well; I may go

to sleep again!'--But this was not the end of my dream," continued

the soldier; "I fell asleep and dreamt again, the very same as before,

except that the War was not Count Munnich's, but the one we are now in.

Accordingly, when God asked, 'Who commands my Russians?' Peter answered,

'Prince Galitzin.' 'Galitzin? Then get me my boots!' said the [Russian]

Supreme Being." [W. Richardson (then at Petersburg, Tutor to Excellency

Cathcart's Children; afterwards Professor at Glasgow, and a man of

Some reputation in his old age), _Anecdotes of the Russian Empire, in a

Series of Letters written a few years ago from St. Petersburg_ (London,

1784), p. 110: date of this Letter is "17th October, 1769."]

Chapter IV.--PARTITION OF POLAND.

These Polish phenomena were beginning to awaken a good deal of

attention, not all of it pleasant, on the part of Friedrich. From the

first he had, as usual, been a most clear-eyed observer of everything;

and found the business, as appears, not of tragical nature, but of

expensive-farcical, capable to shake the diaphragm rather than touch the

heart of a reflective on-looker. He has a considerable Poem on it,--WAR

OF THE CONFEDERATES by title (in the old style of the PALLADION,

imitating an unattainable JEANNE D'ARC),--considerable Poem, now

forming itself at leisure in his thoughts, ["LA GUERRE DES CONFEDERES

[_OEuvres,_ xiv. 183 et seq.], finished in November, 1771."] which

decidedly takes that turn; and laughs quite loud at the rabid

fanaticisms, blusterous inanities and imbecilities of these noisy

unfortunate neighbors:--old unpleasant style of the PALLADION and

PUCELLE; but much better worth reading; having a great deal of sharp

sense in its laughing guise, and more of real Historical Discernment

than you will find in any other Book on that delirious subject.

Much a laughing-stock to this King hitherto, such a "War of the

Confederates,"--consisting of the noisiest, emptiest bedlam tumults,

seasoned by a proportion of homicide, and a great deal of battery and

arson. But now, with a Russian-Turk War springing from it, or already

sprung, there are quite serious aspects rising amid the laughable. By

Treaty, this War is to cost the King either a 12,000 of Auxiliaries to

the Czarina, or a 72,000 pounds (480,000 thalers) annually; [_OEuvres

de Frederic,_ vi. 13.]--which latter he prefers to pay her, as the

alternative: not an agreeable feature at all; but by no means the worst

feature. Suppose it lead to Russian conquests on the Turk, to Austrian

complicacies, to one knows not what, and kindle the world round one

again! In short, we can believe Friedrich was very willing to stand well

with next-door neighbors at present, and be civil to Austria and its

young Kaiser's civilities.

FIRST INTERVIEW BETWEEN FRIEDRICH AND KAISER JOSEPH (Neisse, 25th-28th

August, 1769).

In 1766, the young Kaiser, who has charge of the Military Department,

and of little else in the Government, and is already a great traveller,

and enthusiastic soldier, made a pilgrimage over the Bohemian and Saxon

Battle-fields of the Seven-Years War. On some of them, whether on all

I do not know, he set up memorial-stones; one of which you still see

on the field of Lobositz;--of another on Prag field, and of reverent

salutation by Artillery to the memory of Schwerin there, we heard long

ago. Coming to Torgau on this errand, the Kaiser, through his Berlin

Minister, had signified his "particular desire to make acquaintance

with the King in returning;" to which the King was ready with the

readiest;--only that Kaunitz and the Kaiserinn, in the interim, judged

it improper, and stopped it. "The reported Interview is not to take

place," Friedrich warns the Newspapers; "having been given up, though

only from courtesy, on some points of ceremonial." ["FRIEDRICH TO ONE OF

HIS FOREIGN AMBASSADORS" (the common way of announcing in Newspapers):

Preuss, iv. 22 n.]

The young Kaiser felt a little huffed; and signified to Friedrich that

he would find a time to make good this bit of uncivility, which his

pedagogues had forced upon him. And now, after three years, August,

1769, on occasion of the Silesian Reviews, the Kaiser is to come across

from his Bohemian businesses, and actually visit him: Interview to be

at Neisse, 25th August, 1769, for three days. Of course the King was

punctual, everybody was punctual, glad and cordial after a sort,--no

ceremony, the Kaiser, officially incognito, is a mere Graf von

Falkenstein, come to see his Majesty's Reviews. There came with him four

or five Generals, Loudon one of them; Lacy had preceded: Friedrich is in

the palace of the place, ready and expectant. With Friedrich are: Prince

Henri; Prince of Prussia; Margraf of Anspach: Friedrich's Nephew (Lady

Craven's Margraf, the one remnant now left there); and some Generals and

Military functionaries, Seidlitz the notablest figure of these. And so,

FRIDAY, AUGUST 25th, shortly after noon--But the following Two Letters,

by an Eye-witness, will be preferable; and indeed are the only real

Narrative that can be given:--

No. 1. ENGINEER LEFEBVRE TO PERPETUAL SECRETARY FORMEY (at Berlin).

"NEISSE, 26th [partly 25th] August, 1769.

"MY MOST WORTHY FRIEND,-I make haste to inform you of the Kaiser's

arrival here at Neisse, this day, 25th August, 1769, at one in the

afternoon. The King had spent the morning in a proof Manoeuvre, making

rehearsal of the Manoeuvre that was to be. When the Kaiser was reported

just coming, the King went to the window of the grand Episcopal Saloon,

and seeing him alight from his carriage, turned round and said, 'JE L'AI

VU (I have seen him).' His Majesty then went to receive him on the

grand staircase [had hardly descended three or four steps], where they

embraced; and then his Majesty led by the hand his august Guest into

the Apartments designed for him, which were all standing open and

ready,"--which, however, the august Guest will not occupy except with

a grateful imagination, being for the present incognito, mere Graf von

Falkenstein, and judging that THE THREE-KINGS Inn will be suitabler.

"Arrived in the Apartments, they embraced anew; and sat talking together

for an hour and half.--[The talk, unknown to Lefebvre, began in this

strain. KAISER: "Now are my wishes fulfilled, since I have the honor to

embrace the greatest of Kings and Soldiers." KING: "I look upon this day

as the fairest of my life; for it will become the epoch of uniting Two

Houses which have been enemies too long, and whose mutual interests

require that they should strengthen, not weaken one another." KAISER:

"For Austria there is no Silesia farther." [Preuss, v. 23; _OEuvres de

Frederic,_ vi. 25, 26.] Talk, it appears, lasted an hour and half.]

--"The Kaiser [continues our Engineer] had brought with him the Prince

of Sachsen-Teschen [his august Brother-in-law, Duke of Teschen, son

of the late Polish Majesty of famous memory]: afterwards there came

Feldmarschall Lacy, Graf von Dietrichstein, General von Loudon," and

three others of no account to us. "At the King's table were the Kaiser,

the Prince of Prussia [dissolute young Heir-Apparent, of the polygamous

tendency], Prince Henri, the Margraf of Anspach [King's Nephew,

unfortunate Lady-Craven Margraf, ultimately of Hammersmith vicinity];

the above Generals of the Austrian suite, and Generals Seidlitz and

Tauentzien. The rest of the Court was at two other tables." Of the

dinner itself an Outside Individual will say nothing.

"The Kaiser, having expressly requested the King to let him lodge in an

Inn (THREE KINGS), under the name of Graf von Falkenstein, would not

go into the carriage which had stood expressly ready to conduct him

thither. He preferred walking on foot [the loftily scornful Incognito]

in spite of the rain; it was like a lieutenant of infantry stepping out

of his quarters. Some moments after, the King went to visit him; and

they remained together from 5 in the evening till 8. It was thought they

would be present (ASSISTER) at a Comic Opera which was to be played: but

after waiting till 7 o'clock, the people received orders to go on with

the Piece;"--both Majesties did afterwards look in; but finding it bad,

soon went their way again. (MAJOR LEFEBVRE STOPS WRITING FOR THE NIGHT.)

"This morning, 26th, the Manoeuvre [rehearsed yesterday] has been

performed before both their Majesties; the troops, by way of finish,

filing past them in the highest order. The Kaiser accompanied the King

to his abode; after which he returned to his own. This is all the news

I have to-day: the sequel by next Post (apparently a week hence). I am,

and shall ever be,--your true Friend, LEFEBVRE."

No. 2. SAME TO SAME.

"NEISSE, 2d September, 1769.

"MONSIEUR AND DEAREST FRIEND,--We had, as you heard, our first Manoeuvre

on Saturday, 26th, in presence of the Kaiser and the King, and of the

whole Court of each. That evening there was Opera; which their Majesties

honored by attending. Sunday was our Second Manoeuvre; OPERETTE in the

evening. Monday, 28th, was our last Manoeuvre; at the end of which the

two Majesties, without alighting from horseback, embraced each other;

and parted, protesting mutually the most constant and inviolable

friendship. One took the road for Breslau; the other that of

Konigsgratz. All the time the Kaiser was here, they have been

continually talking together, and exhibiting the tenderest

friendship,--from which I cannot but think there will benefit result.

"I am almost in the mind of coming to pass this Winter at Berlin; that

I may have the pleasure of embracing you,--perhaps as cordially as King

and Kaiser here. I am, and shall always be, with all my heart,--your

very good Friend, "LEFEBVRE." [Formey, _Souvenirs d'un Citoyen,_ ii.

145-148.]

The Lefebvre that writes here is the same who was set to manage the

last Siege of Schweidnitz, by Globes of Compression and other fine

inventions; and almost went out of his wits because he could not do it.

An expert ingenious creature; skilful as an engineer; had been brought

into Friedrich's service by the late Balbi, during Balbi's ascendency

(which ended at Olmutz long ago). At Schweidnitz, and often elsewhere,

Friedrich, who had an esteem for poor Lefebvre, was good to him; and

treated his excitabilities with a soft hand, not a rough. Once at Neisse

(1771, second year after these Letters), on looking round at the

works done since last review, in sight of all the Garrison he embraced

Lefebvre, while commending his excellent performance; which filled the

poor soul with a now unimaginable joy.

"HELAS," says Formey, "the poor Gentleman wrote to me of his endless

satisfaction; and how he hoped to get through his building, and retire

on half-pay this very season, thenceforth to belong to the Academy and

me; he had been Member for twenty years past." With this view, thinks

Formey, he most likely hastened on his buildings too fast: certain

it is, a barrack he was building tumbled suddenly, and some workmen

perished in the ruins. "Enemies at Court suggested," or the accident

itself suggested without any enemy, "Has not he been playing false,

using cheap bad materials?"--and Friedrich ordered him arrest in his own

Apartments, till the question were investigated. Excitable Lefebvre was

like to lose his wits, almost to leap out of his skin. "One evening at

supper, he managed to smuggle away a knife; and, in the course of the

night, gave himself sixteen stabs with it; which at length sufficed. The

King said, 'He has used himself worse than I should have done;' and was

very sorry." Of Lefebvre's scientific structures, globes of compression

and the rest, I know not whether anything is left; the above Two Notes,

thrown off to Formey, were accidentally a hit, and, in the great blank,

may last a long while.

The King found this young Kaiser a very pretty man; and could have

liked him considerably, had their mutual positions permitted. "He had a

frankness of manner which seemed natural to him," says the King; "in his

amiable character, gayety and great vivacity were prominent features."

By accidental chinks, however, one saw "an ambition beyond measure"

burning in the interior of this young man, [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ (in

_Memoires de 1763 jusqu'a_ 1775, a Chapter which yields the briefest,

and the one completely intelligible account we yet have of those

affairs), vi. 25.]--let an old King be wary. A three days, clearly,

to be marked in chalk; radiant outwardly to both; to a certain depth,

sincere; and uncommonly pleasant for the time. King and Kaiser were seen

walking about arm in arm. At one of the Reviews a Note was brought to

Friedrich: he read it, a Note from her Imperial Majesty; and handing it

to Kaiser Joseph, kissed it first. At parting, he had given Joseph,

by way of keepsake, a copy of Marechal de Saxe's REVERIES (a strange

Military Farrago, dictated, I should think, under opium ["MES REVERIES;

OUVRAGE POSTHUME, par" &c. (2 vols. 4to: Amsterdam et Leipzig, 1757).]):

this Book lay continually thereafter on the Kaiser's night-table; and

was found there at his death, Twenty-one years hence,--not a page of

it read, the leaves all sticking together under their bright gilding.

[Preuss, iv. 24 n.]

It was long believed, by persons capable of seeing into millstones,

that, under cover of this Neisse Interview, there were important

Political negotiations and consultings carried on;--that here, and in

a Second Interview or Return-Visit, of which presently, lay the real

foundation of the Polish Catastrophe. What of Political passed at the

Second Interview readers shall see for themselves, from an excellent

Authority. As to what passed at the present ("mutual word-of-honor:

should England and France quarrel, we will stand neutral" [_OEuvres

de Frederic,_ ubi supra.]), it is too insignificant for being shown to

readers. Dialogues there were, delicately holding wide of the mark, and

at length coming close enough; but, at neither the one Interview nor the

other, was Poland at all a party concerned,--though, beyond doubt, the

Turk War was; silently this first time, and with clear vocality on the

second occasion.

In spite of Galitzin's blunders, the Turk War is going on at a fine rate

in these months; Turks, by the hundred thousand, getting scattered

in panic rout:--but we will say nothing of it just yet. Polish

Confederation--horror-struck, as may be imagined, at its auxiliary

Brother of the Sun and Moon and his performances--is weltering in

violently impotent spasms into deeper and ever deeper wretchedness,

Friedrich sometimes thinking of a Burlesque Poem on the subject;--though

the Russian successes, and the Austrian grudgings and gloomings, are

rising on him as a very serious consideration. "Is there no method,

then, of allowing Russia to prosecute its Turk War in spite of Austria

and its umbrages?" thinks Friedrich sometimes, in his anxieties about

Peace in Europe:--"If the Ukraine, and its meal for the Armies, were

but Russia's! At present, Austria can strike in there, cut off the

provisions, and at once put a spoke in Russia's wheel." Friedrich tells

us, "he (ON," the King himself, what I do not find in any other Book)

"sent to Petersburg, under the name of Count Lynar, the seraphic

Danish Gentleman, who, in 1757, had brought about the Convention of

Kloster-Zeven, a Project, or Sketch of Plan, for Partitioning certain

Provinces of Poland, in that view;"--the Lynar opining, so far as I can

see, somewhat as follows: "Russia to lay hold of the essential bit of

Polish Territory for provisioning itself against the Turk, and allow to

Austria and Prussia certain other bits; which would content everybody,

and enable Russia and Christendom to extrude and suppress AD LIBITUM

that abominable mass of Mahometan Sensualism, Darkness and Fanaticism

from the fairest part of God's Creation." An excellent Project, though

not successful! "To which Petersburg, intoxicated with its own outlooks

on Turkey, paid not the least attention," says the King. [_OEuvres de

Frederic,_ vi. 26.] He gives no date to this curious statement; nor

does anybody else mention it at all; but we may fancy it to have been of

Winter, 1769-1770,--and leave it with the curious, or the idly curious,

since nothing came of it now or afterwards.

POTSDAM, 20th-29th OCTOBER, 1769. Only two months after Neisse, what

kindles Potsdam into sudden splendor, Electress Marie-Antoine makes a

Visit of nine days to the King. "In July last," says a certain Note of

ours, "the Electress was invited to Berlin, to a Wedding; 'would have

been delighted to come, but letter of invitation arrived too late. Will,

however, not give up the plan of seeing the great Friedrich.' Comes to

Potsdam 20th-29th October. Stays nine days; much delighted, both, with

the visit. 'Magnificent palaces, pleasant gardens, ravishing concerts,

charming Princes and Princesses: the pleasantest nine days I ever had

in my life,' says the Electress. Friedrich grants, to her intercession,

pardon for some culprit. 'DIVA ANTONIA' he calls her henceforth for some

time; she him, 'PLUS GRAND DES MORTELS,' 'SALOMON DU NORD,' and the

like names." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ (CORRESPONDANCE AVEC L'ELECTRICE

MARIE-ANTOINE), xxiv. 179-186.] Next year too (September 26th-October

5th, 1770), the bright Lady made a second visit; [Rodenbeck, iii. 24.]

no third,--the times growing too political, perhaps; the times not

suiting. The Correspondence continues to the end; and is really pretty.

And would be instructive withal, were it well edited. For example,--if

we might look backwards, and shoot a momentary spark into the vacant

darkness of the Past,--Friedrich wrote (the year before this):--

POTSDAM, 3d MAY, 1768.... "Jesuits have got all cut adrift: A dim rumor

spreads that his Holiness will not rest with that first anathema, but

that a fulminating Bull is coming out against the Most Christian, the

Most Catholic and the Most Faithful. If that be so, my notion is, Madam,

that the Holy Father, to fill his table, will admit the Defender of the

Faith [poor George III.] and your Servant; for it does not suit a Pope

to sit solitary....

"A pity for the human race, Madam, that men cannot be tranquil,--but

they never and nowhere can! Not even the little Town of Neufchatel but

has had its troubles; your Royal Highness will be astonished to learn

how. A Parson there [this was above seven years ago, in old Marischal's

reign [See Letters to Marischal, "Leipzig, 9th March, 1761," "Breslau,

14th May, 1762:" in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xx. 282, 287.]] had set forth

in a sermon, That considering the immense mercy of God, the pains of

Hell could not last forever. The Synod shouted murder at such scandal;

and has been struggling, ever since, to get the Parson exterminated. The

affair was of my jurisdiction; for your Royal Highness must know that I

am Pope in that Country;--here is my decision: Let the parsons, who make

for themselves a cruel and barbarous God, be eternally damned, as they

desire, and deserve; and let those parsons, who conceive God gentle and

merciful, enjoy the plenitude of his mercy! However, Madam, my sentence

has failed to calm men's minds; the schism continues; and the number of

the damnatory theologians prevails over the others." ["April 2d, 1768"

(a month before this Letter to Madam), there is "riot at Neufchatel; and

Avocat Gardot [heterodox Parson's ADVOCATE] killed in it" (Rodenbeck,

ii. 303).]--Or again:--

POTSDAM, 1st DECEMBER, 1766. "At present I have with me my Niece

[Sister's Daughter, of Schwedt], the Duchess of Wurtemberg; who

remembers with pleasure to have had the happiness of seeing your Royal

Highness in former times. She is very unhappy and much to be pitied;

her Husband [Eugen of Wurtemberg, whom we heard much of, and last at

Colberg] gives her a deal of trouble: he is a violent man, from whom

she has everything to fear; who gives her chagrins, and makes her

no allowances. I try my best to bring him to reason;"--but am little

successful. Three years after this, "May 3d, 1769," we find Eugen, who

once talked of running his august Reigning Brother through the body, has

ended by returning to Stuttgard and him; where, or at Mumpelgard, his

Apanage, he continued thenceforth. And was Reigning Duke himself, long

afterwards, for two years, at the very end of his life. ["Succeeded," on

his Brother Karl's death, "20th May, 1795; died 23d December, 1797, age

75."] At this date of 1766, "my poor Niece and he" have been married

thirteen years, and have half a score of children;--the eldest of them

Czar Paul's Second Wife that is to be, and Mother of the now Czars.

DECEMBER 17th, 1765.... "I have had 12,360 houses and barns to rebuild,

and am nearly through with that. But how many other wounds remain yet to

be healed!"

JULY 22d, 1766.... "Wedding festivities of Prince of Prussia. Duchess

of Kingston tipsy on the occasion!"--But we must not be tempted farther.

[_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 90-155.]

NEXT YEAR THERE IS A SECOND INTERVIEW; FRIEDRICH MAKING A RETURN-VISIT

DURING THE KAISER'S MORAVIAN REVIEWS (Camp of Mahrisch-Neustadt, 3d-7th

September, 1770).

The Russian-Turk especially in Second Campaign of it, "Liberation of

Greece," or, failing that, total destruction of the Turk Fleet in Greek

waters; conquest of Wallachia, as of Moldavia; in a word, imminency of

total ruin to the Turk by land and sea,--all this is blazing aloft at

such a pitch, in Summer, 1770, that a new Interview upon it may well, to

neighbors so much interested, seem more desirable than ever. Interview

accordingly there is to be: 3d September, and for four days following.

Kaunitz himself attends, this time; something of real business privately

probable to Kaunitz. Prince Henri is not there; Prince Henri is gone to

Sweden; on visit to his Sister, whom he has not seen since boyhood: of

which Visit there will be farther mention. Present with the King were:

[Rodenbeck, iii. 21.] the Prince of Prussia (luckier somewhat in his

second wedlock, little red-colored Son and Heir born to him just a

month ago); [Friedrich Wilhelm III., "born 3d August, 1770."] Prince

Ferdinand; two Brunswick Nephews, ERBPRINZ whom we used to hear of, and

Leopold a junior, of whom we shall once or so. No Seidlitz this

time. Except Lentulus, no General to name. But better for us than

all Generals, in the Kaiser's suite, besides Kaunitz, was Prince de

Ligne,--who holds a PEN, as will appear.

"Liberation of the Greeks" had kindled many people, Voltaire among the

number, who is still intermittently in correspondence with Friedrich: "A

magnificent Czarina about to revivify that true Temple of Mankind, or

at least to sweep the blockhead Turks out of it; what a prospect!"

Friedrich is quite cool on Greece; not too hot on any part of this

subject, though intensely concerned about it. Besides his ingenious

Count-Lynar Project, and many other businesses, Friedrich has just been

confuting Baron d'Holbach's _Systeme de la Nature;_ ["EXAMEN CRITIQUE

DU SYSTEME DE LA NATURE [in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ ix. 153 et seq.],

finished July, 1770."]--writing to Voltaire, POTSDAM, 18th AUGUST, 1770,

on this subject among others, he adds: "I am going for Silesia, on

the Reviews. I am to see the Kaiser, who has invited me to his Camp in

Mahren. That is an amiable and meritorious Prince; he values your Works,

reads them as diligently as he can; is anything but superstitious: in

brief, a Kaiser such as Germany has not for a great while had. Neither

he nor I have any love for the blockhead and barbaric sort;--but that

is no reason for extirpating them: if it were, your Turks [oppressors of

Greece] would not be the only victims!" [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiii.

165, 166.]

In a lengthy Letter, written by request, TO STANISLAUS, KING OF POLAND,

1735, or at a distance of fifteen years from this Interview at Neustadt,

Prince de Ligne, who was present there, has left us some record or

loose lively reminiscence of it; [Prince de Ligne, _Memoires et

Melanges Historiques_ (Par. 1827), i. 3-21.]--sputtering, effervescing,

epigrammatic creature, had he confined himself to a faithful

description, and burnt off for us, not like a pretty fire-work, but like

an innocent candle, or thing for seeing by! But we must take what we

have, and endeavor to be thankful. By great luck, the one topic he

insists on is Friedrich and his aspect and behavior on the occasion:

which is what, of all else in it, we are most concerned with.

"You have ordered me, Sire [this was written for him in 1785], to speak

to you of one of the greatest men of this Age. You admire him, though

his neighborhood has done you mischief enough; and, placing yourself at

the impartial distance of History, feel a noble curiosity on all that

belongs to this extraordinary genius. I will, therefore, give you

an exact account of the smallest words that I myself heard the great

Friedrich speak.... The I (LE JE) is odious to me; but nothing is

indifferent when"--Well, your account, then, your account, without

farther preambling, and in a more exact way than you are wont!--

"By a singular chance, in 1770 [3d-7th September, if you would but

date], the Kaiser was [for the second time] enabled to deliver himself

to the personal admiration which he had conceived for the King of

Prussia; and these Two great Sovereigns were so well together, that they

could pay visits. The Kaiser permitted me to accompany; and introduced

me to the King: it was at Neustadt in Moravia [MAHRISCH-NEUSTADT, short

way from AUSTERLITZ, which is since become a celebrated place]. I can't

recollect if I had, or had assumed, an air of embarrassment; but what I

do well remember is, that the Kaiser, who noticed my look, said to the

King, 'He has a timid expression, which I never observed in him before;

he will recover presently.' This he said in a graceful merry way; and

the two went out, to go, I believe, to the Play. On the way thither, the

King for an instant quitting his Imperial Friend, asked me if my LETTER

TO JEAN JACQUES [now an entirely forgotten Piece], which had been

printed in the Papers, was really by me? I answered, 'Sire, I am not

famous enough to have my name forged' [as a certain Other name has been,

on this same unproductive topic]. He felt what I meant. It is known that

Horace Walpole took the King's name to write his famous LETTRE A JEAN

JACQUES [impossible to attend to the like of it at present], which

contributed the most to drive mad that eloquent and unreasonable man of

genius.

"Coming out of the Play, the Kaiser said to the King of Prussia: 'There

is Noverre, the famous Composer of Ballets; he has been in Berlin, I

believe.' Noverre made thereupon a beautiful dancing-master bow. 'Ah,

I know him,' said the King: 'we saw him at Berlin; he was very droll;

mimicked all the world, especially our chief Dancing Women, to make you

split with laughing.' Noverre, ill content with this way of remembering

him, made another beautiful third-position bow; and hoped possibly the

King would say something farther, and offer him the opportunity of a

small revenge. 'Your Ballets are beautiful,' said the King to him; 'your

Dancing Girls have grace; but it is grace in a squattish form (DE LA

GRACE ENGONCEE). I think you make them raise their shoulders and their

arms too much. For, Monsieur Noverre, if you remember, our principal

Dancing Girl at Berlin wasn't so.' 'That is why she was at Berlin,

Sire,' replied Noverre [satirically, all he could].

"I was every day asked to sup with the King; too often the conversation

addressed itself to me. In spite of my attachment to the Kaiser, whose

General I like to be, but not whose D'Argens or Algarotti, I had not

beyond reason abandoned myself to that feeling. When urged by the King's

often speaking to me, I had to answer, and go on talking. Besides, the

Kaiser took a main share in the conversation; and was perhaps more at

his ease with the King than the King with him. One day, they got talking

of what one would wish to be in this world; and they asked my opinion. I

said, I should like to be 'a Pretty Woman till thirty; then, till sixty,

a fortunate and skilful General;'--and not knowing what more to say, but

for the sake of adding something, whatever it might be, 'a Cardinal till

eighty.' The King, who likes to banter the Sacred College, made himself

merry on this; and the Kaiser gave him a cheap bargain of Rome and its

upholders (SUPPOTS). That supper was one of the gayest and pleasantest

I have ever seen. The Two Sovereigns were without pretension and without

reserve; what did not always happen on other days; and the amiability of

two men so superior, and often so astonished to see themselves together,

was the agreeablest thing you can imagine. The King bade me come and

see him the first time he and I should have three or four hours to

ourselves.

"A storm such as there never was, a deluge compared with which that of

Deucalion was a summer shower, covered our Hills with water [cannot say

WHICH day of the four], and almost drowned our Army while attempting

to manoeuvre. The morrow was a rest-day for that reason. At nine in the

morning, I went to the King, and stayed till one. He spoke to me of

our Generals; I let him say, of his own accord, the things I think of

Marshals Lacy and Loudon; and I hinted that, as to the others, it was

better to speak of the dead than of the living; and that one never can

well judge of a General who has not in his lifetime actually played

high parts in War. He spoke to me of Feldmarschall Daun: I said, 'that

against the French I believed he might have proved a great man; but that

against him [you], he had never quite been all he was; seeing always

his opponent as a Jupiter, thunder-bolt in hand, ready to pulverize his

Army.' That appeared to give the King pleasure: he signified to me a

feeling of esteem for Daun; he spoke favorably of General Brentano [one

of the Maxen gentlemen]. I asked his reason for the praises I knew he

had given to General Beck. 'Why (MAIS), I thought him a man of

merit,' said the King. 'I do not think so, Sire; he didn't do you much

mischief.' 'He sometimes took Magazines from me.' 'And sometimes let

your Generals escape.' (Bevern at REICHENBACH, for instance, do you

reckon that his blame?)--'I have never beaten him,' said the King. 'He

never came near enough for that: and I always thought your Majesty

was only appearing to respect him, in order that we might have more

confidence in him, and that you might give him the better slap some day,

with interest for all arrears.'

KING. "'Do you know who taught me the little I know? It was your old

Marshal Traun: that was a man, that one.--You spoke of the French: do

they make progress?'

EGO. "'They are capable of everything in time of war, Sire: but in

Peace,--their chiefs want them to be what they are not, what they are

not capable of being.'

KING. "'How, then; disciplined? They were so in the time of M. de

Turenne.'

EGO. "'Oh, it isn't that. They were not so in the time of M. de Vendome,

and they went on gaining battles. But it is now wished that they become

your Apes and ours; and that does n't suit them.'

KING. "'Perhaps so: I have said of their busy people (FAISEURS,' St.

Germains and Army-Reformers), 'that they would fain sing without knowing

music.'

EGO. "'Oh, that is true! But leave them their natural notes; profit

by their bravery, their alertness (LEGERETE), by their very faults,--I

believe their confusion might confuse their enemies sometimes.'

KING. "'Well, yes, doubtless, if you have something to support them

with.'

EGO. "'Just so, Sire,--some Swiss and Germans.'

KING. "''T is a brave and amiable nation, the French; one can't help

loving them:--but, MON DIEU, what have they made of their Men of

Letters; and what a tone has now come up among them! Voltaire, for

example, had an excellent tone. D'Alembert, whom I esteem in many

respects, is too noisy, and insists too much on producing effect in

society:--was it the Men of Letters that gave the Court of Louis XIV.

its grace, or did they themselves acquire it from the many amiable

persons they found there? He was the Patriarch of Kings, that one [in

a certain sense, your Majesty!]. In his lifetime a little too much good

was said of him; but a great deal too much ill after his death.'

EGO. "'A King of France, Sire, is always the Patriarch of Clever People

(PATRIARCHE DES GENS D'ESPRIT:' You do not much mean this, Monsieur? You

merely grin it from the teeth outward?)

KING. "'That is the bad Number to draw: they are n't worth a doit (NE

VALENT PAS LE DIABLE, these GENS D'ESPRIT) at Governing. Better be

Patriarch of the Greek Church, like my sister the Empress of Russia!

That brings her, and will bring, advantages. There's a religion for

you; comprehending many Countries and different Nations! As to our

poor Lutherans, they are so few, it is not worth while being their

Patriarch.'

EGO. "'Nevertheless, Sire, if one join to them the Calvinists, and

all the little bastard Sects, it would not be so bad a post. [The King

appeared to kindle at this; his eyes were full of animation. But it did

not last when I said:] If the Kaiser were Patriarch of the Catholics,

that too wouldn't be a bad place.'

KING. "'There, there: Europe divided into Three Patriarchates. I was

wrong to begin; you see where that leads us: Messieurs, our dreams are

not those of the just, as M. le Regent used to say. If Louis XIV. were

alive, he would thank us.'

"All these patriarchal ideas, possible and impossible to realize, made

him, for an instant, look thoughtful, almost moody.

KING. "'Louis XIV., possessing more judgment than cleverness (ESPRIT),

looked out more for the former quality than for the latter. It was

men of genius that he wanted, and found. It could not be said that

Corneille, Bossuet, Racine and Conde were people of the clever sort (DES

HOMMES D'ESPRIT).'

EGO. "'On the whole, there is that in the Country which really deserves

to be happy, It is asserted that your Majesty has said, If one would

have a fine dream, one must--'

KING. "'Yes, it is true,--be King of France.'

EGO. "'If Francis I. and Henri IV. had come into the world after your

Majesty, they would have said, "be King of Prussia."'

KING. "'Tell me, pray, is there no citable Writer left in France?'

"This made me laugh; the King asked the reason. I told him, He reminded

me of the RUSSE A PARIS, that charming little piece of verse of M. de

Voltaire's; and we remembered charming things out of it, which made us

both laugh. He said,

KING. "'I have sometimes heard the Prince de Conti spoken of: what sort

of man is he?'

EGO. "'He is a man composed of twenty or thirty men. He is proud, he is

affable,'"--he is fiddle, he is diddle (in the seesaw epigrammatic way,

for a page or more); and is not worth pen and ink from us, since the

time old Marshal Traun got us rid of him,--home across the Rhine, full

speed, with Croats sticking on his skirts. [Supra, viii. 475.]

"This portrait seemed to amuse the King. One had to captivate him by

some piquant detail; without that, he would escape you, give you no time

to speak. The success generally began by the first words, no matter how

vague, of any conversation; these he found means to make interesting;

and what, generally, is mere talk about the weather became at once

sublime; and one never heard anything vulgar from him. He ennobled

everything; and the examples of Greeks and Romans, or of modern

Generals, soon dissipated everything of what, with others, would have

remained trivial and commonplace.

"'Have you ever,' said he, 'seen such a rain as yesterday's? Your

orthodox Catholics will say, "That comes of having a man without

religion among us: what are we to do with this cursed (MAUDIT) King; a

Protestant at lowest?" for I really think I brought you bad luck. Your

soldiers would be saying, "Peace we have; and still is this devil of a

man to trouble us!"'

EGO. "'Certainly, if your Majesty was the cause, it is very bad. Such

a thing is only permitted to Jupiter, who has always good reasons for

everything; and it would have been in his fashion, after destroying the

one set by fire, to set about destroying the others by water. However,

the fire is at an end; and I did not expect to revert to it.'

KING. "'I ask your pardon for having plagued you so often with that; I

regret it for the sake of all mankind. But what a fine Apprenticeship

of War! I have committed errors enough to teach you young people, all of

you, to do better. MON DIEU, how I love your grenadiers! How well they

defiled in my presence! If the god Mars were raising a body-guard for

himself, I should advise him to take them hand over head. Do you know

I was well pleased (BIEN CONTENT) with the Kaiser last night at supper?

Did you hear what he said to me about Liberty of the Press, and the

Troubling of Consciences (LA GENE DES CONSCIENCES)? There will be bits

of difference between his worthy Ancestors and him, on some points!'

EGO. "'I am persuaded, he will entertain no prejudices on anything; and

that your Majesty will be a great Book of Instruction to him.'

KING. "'How adroitly he disapproved, without appearing to mean anything,

the ridiculous Vienna Censorship; and the too great fondness of

his Mother (without naming her) for certain things which only make

hypocrites. By the by, she must detest you, that High Lady?'

EGO. "'Well, then, not at all. She has sometimes lectured me about my

strayings, but very maternally: she is sorry for me, and quite sure

that I shall return to the right path. She said to me, some time ago,

"I don't know how you do, you are the intimate friend of Father Griffet;

the Bishop of Neustadt has always spoken well of you; likewise the

Archbishop of Malines; and the Cardinal [name Sinzendorf, or else not

known to me, dignity and red hat sufficiently visible] loves you much."'

"Why cannot I remember the hundred luminous things which escaped the

King in this conversation! It lasted till the trumpet at Head-quarters

announced dinner. The King went to take his place; and I think it was on

this occasion that, some one having asked why M. de Loudon had not come

yet, he said, 'That is not his custom: formerly he often arrived before

me. Please let him take this place next me; I would rather have him at

my side than opposite.'"

That is very pretty. And a better authority gives it, The King said to

Loudon himself, on Loudon's entering, _"Mettez-vous aupres de moi, M.

de Loudon; j'aime mieux vous avoir a cote de moi que vis-a-vis."_ He was

very kind to Loudon; "constantly called him M. LE FELDMARECHAL [delicate

hint of what should have been, but WAS not for seven years yet]; and,

at parting, gave him [as he did to Lacy also] two superb horses,

magnificently equipped." [Pezzl, _Vie de Loudon,_ ii. 29.]

"Another day," continues Prince de Ligne, "the Manoeuvres being over

in good time, there was a Concert at the Kaiser's. Notwithstanding the

King's taste for music, he was pleased to give me the preference; and

came where I was, to enchant me with the magic of his conversation, and

the brilliant traits, gay and bold, which characterize him. He asked

me to name the general and particular Officers who were present, and

to tell him those who had served under Marshal Traun: 'For, ENFIN,' he

said, 'as I think I have told you already, he is my Master; he corrected

me in the Schooling I was at.'

EGO. "'Your Majesty was very ungrateful, then; you never paid him

his lessons. If it was as your Majesty says, you should at least have

allowed him to beat you; and I do not remember that you ever did.'

KING. "'I did not get beaten, because I did not fight.'

EGO. "'It is in this manner that the greatest Generals have often

conducted their wars against each other. One has only to look at the two

Campaigns of M. de Montecuculi and M. de Turenne, in the Valley of

the Rench [Strasburg Country, 1674 and 1675, two celebrated Campaigns,

Turenne killed by a cannon-shot in the last].

KING. "'Between Traun and the former there is not much difference; but

what a difference, BON DIEU, between the latter and me!'

"I named to him the Count d'Althan, who had been Adjutant-General, and

the Count de Pellegrini. He asked me twice which was which, from the

distance we were at; and said, He was so short-sighted, I must excuse

him.

EGO. "'Nevertheless, Sire, in the war your sight was good enough; and,

if I remember right, it reached very far!'

KING. "'It was not I; it was my glass.'

EGO. "'Ha, I should have liked to find that glass;--but, I fear it would

have suited my eyes as little as Scanderbeg's sword my arm.'

"I forget how the conversation changed; but I know it grew so free that,

seeing somebody coming to join in it, the King warned him to take care;

that it was n't safe to converse with a man doomed by the theologians

to Everlasting Fire. I felt as if he somewhat overdid this of his

'being doomed,' and that he boasted too much of it. Not to hint at

the dishonesty of these free-thinking gentlemen (MESSIEURS LES ESPRITS

FORTS), who very often are thoroughly afraid of the Devil, it is, at

least, bad taste to make display of such things: and it was with the

people of bad taste whom he has had about him, such as a Jordan, a

D'Argens, Maupertuis, La Beaumelle, La Mettrie, Abbe de Prades, and

some dull sceptics of his own Academy, that he had acquired the habit of

mocking at Religion; and of talking (DE PARLER) Dogma, Spinoism, Court

of Rome and the like. In the end, I did n't always answer when he

touched upon it. I now seized a moment's interval, while he was using

his handkerchief, to speak to him about some business, in connection

with the Circle of Westphalia, and a little COMTE IMMEDIAT [County

holding direct, of the Reich] which I have there. The King answered me:

'I, for my part, will do anything you wish; but what thinks the other

Director, my comrade, the Elector of Cologne, about it?'

EGO. "'I was not aware, Sire, that you were an Ecclesiastical Elector.'

KING. "'I am so; at least on my Protestant account.'

EGO. "'That is not to OUR account's advantage! Those good people of mine

believe your Majesty to be their protector.'

"He continued asking me the names of persons he saw. I was telling him

those of a number of young Princes who had lately entered the Service,

and some of whom gave hopes. 'That may be,' said he; 'but I think the

breed of the governing races ought to be crossed. I like the children of

love: look at the Marechal de Saxe, and my own Anhalt [severe Adjutant

von Anhalt, a bastard of Prinz Gustav, the Old Dessauer's Heir-Apparent,

who begot a good many bastards, but died before inheriting: bastards

were brought up, all of them to soldiering, by their Uncles,---this one

by Uncle Moritz; was thrown from his horse eight years HENCE, to the

great joy of many]; though I am afraid that SINCE [mark this SINCE,

alas!] his fall on his head, that latter is not so good as formerly.

I should be grieved at it, [Not for eight years yet, MON PRINCE, I am

sorry to say! Adjutant von Anhalt did, in reality, get this fall,

and damaging hurt on the head, in the "Bavarian War" (nicknamed

KARTOFFEL-KRIEG, "Potato-War"), 1778-1779. _Militair-Lexikon,_ i. 69:

see Preuss, ii. 356, iv. 578; &c.] both for his sake and for mine; he is

a man full of talents.'

"I am glad to remember this; for I have heard it said by silly

slanderous people (SOTS DENIGRANTS), who accuse the King of Prussia of

insensibility, that he was not touched by the accident which happened to

the man he seemed to love most. Too happy if one had only said that

of him! He was supposed to be jealous of the merit of Schwerin and of

Keith, and delighted to have got them killed. It is thus that mediocre

people seek to lower great men, to diminish the immense space that lies

between themselves and such.

"Out of politeness, the King, and his Suite as well, had put on white

[Austrian] Uniforms, not to bring back on us that blue which we had so

often seen in war. He looked as though he belonged to our Army and to

the Kaiser's suite. There was, in this Visit, I believe, on both

sides, a little personality, some distrust, and perhaps a beginning

of bitterness;--as always happens, says Philippe de Comines, when

Sovereigns meet. The King took Spanish snuff, and brushing it off with

his hand from his coat as well as he could, he said, 'I am not clean

enough for you, Messieurs; I am not worthy to wear your colors.' The

air with which he said this, made me think he would yet soil them with

powder, if the opportunity arose.

"I forgot a little Incident which gave me an opportunity of setting off

(FAIRE VALOIR) the two Monarchs to each other [Incident about the King's

high opinion of the Kaiser's drill-sergeantry in this day's manoeuvres,

and how I was the happy cause of the Kaiser's hearing it himself:

Incident omissible; as the whole Sequel is, except a sentence or two].--

... "On this Neustadt occasion, the King was sometimes too ceremonious;

which annoyed the Kaiser. For instance,--I know not whether meaning

to show himself a disciplined Elector of the Reich, but so it

was,--whenever the Kaiser put his foot in stirrup, the King was sure to

take his Majesty's horse by the bridle, stand respectfully waiting the

Kaiser's right foot, and fit it into ITS stirrup: and so with everything

else. The Kaiser had the more sincere appearance, in testifying his

great respect; like that of a young Prince to an aged King, and of a

young Soldier to the greatest of Captains....

"Sometimes there were appearances of cordiality between the two

Sovereigns. One saw that Friedrich II. loved Joseph II., but that the

preponderance of the Empire, and the contact of Bohemia and Silesia, a

good deal barred the sentiments of King and Kaiser. You remember, Sire

[Ex-Sire of Poland], their LETTERS [readers shall see them, in

1778,--or rather REFUSE to see them!'] on the subject of Bavaria; their

compliments, the explanations they had with regard to their intentions;

all carried on with such politeness; and that from politeness to

politeness, the King ended by invading Bohemia."

Well, here is legible record, with something really of portraiture in

it, valuable so far as it goes; record unique on this subject;--and

substantially true, though inexact enough in details. Thus, even in

regard to that of Anhalt's HEAD, which is so impossible in this First

Dialogue, Friedrich did most probably say something of the kind, in a

Second which there is, of date 1780; of which latter De Ligne is here

giving account as well,--though we have to postpone it till its time

come.

At this Neustadt Interview there did something of Political occur;

and readers ought to be shown exactly what. Kaunitz had come with the

Kaiser; and this something was intended as the real business among

the gayeties and galas at Neustadt. Poland, or its Farce-Tragedy now

playing, was not once mentioned that I hear of; though perhaps, as

FLEBILE LUDIBRIUM, it might turn up for moments in dinner-conversation

or the like: but the astonishing Russian-Turk War, which has sprung out

of Poland, and has already filled Stamboul and its Divans and Muftis

with mere horror and amazement; and, in fact, has brought the Grand Turk

to the giddy rim of the Abyss; nothing but ruin and destruction visible

to him: this, beyond all other things whatever, is occupying these high

heads at present;--and indeed the two latest bits of Russian-Turk news

have been of such a blazing character as to occupy all the world more

or less. Readers, some glances into the Turk War, I grieve to say, are

become inevitable to us!

RUSSIAN-TURK WAR, FIRST TWO CAMPAIGNS.

"OCTOBER 6th, 1768, Turks declare War; Russian Ambassador thrown into

the Seven Towers as a preliminary, where he sat till Peace came to

be needed. MARCH 23d, 1769, Display their Banner of Mahomet, all in

paroxysm of Fanaticism risen to the burning point: 'Under pain of death,

No Giaour of you appear on the streets, nor even look out, of window,

this day!' Austrian Ambassador's Wife, a beautiful gossamer creature,

venturing to transgress on that point, was torn from her carriage by the

Populace, and with difficulty saved from destruction: Brother of the

Sun and Moon, apologizing afterwards down to the very shoe-tie, is

forgiven."

FIRST CAMPAIGN; 1769. "APRIL 26th-30th, Galitzin VERSUS Choczim;

can't, having no provender or powder. Falls back over Dniester

again,--overhears that extraordinary DREAM, as above recited,

betokening great rumor in Russian Society against such Purblind

Commanders-in-Chief. Purblind VERSUS Blind is fine play, nevertheless;

wait, only wait:--

"JULY 2d, Galitzin slowly gets on the advance again: 150,000 Turks,

still slower, are at last across the Donau (sharp enough French

Officers among them, agents of Choiseul; but a mass incurably

chaotic);--furiously intending towards Poland and extermination of the

Giaour. Do not reach Dniester River till September, and look across

on Poland,--for the first time, and also for the last, in this War.

SEPTEMBER 17th: Weather has been rainy; Dniester, were Galitzin

nothing, is very difficult for Turks; who try in two places, but cannot.

[Hermann, v. 611-613.] In a third place (name not given, perhaps has

no name), about 12,000 of them are across; when Dniester, raging into

flood, carries away their one Bridge, and leaves the 12,000 isolated

there. Purblind Galitzin, on express order, does attack these 12,000

(night of September 17th-18th):--'Hurrah' of the devouring Russians

about midnight, hoarse shriek of the doomed 12,000, wail of their

brethren on the southern shore, who cannot, help:--night of horrors

'from midnight till 2 A.M.;' and the 12,000 massacred or captive, every

man of them; Russian loss 600 killed and wounded. Whereupon the Turk

Army bursts into unanimous insanity; and flows home in deliquium of

ruin. Choczim is got on the terms already mentioned (15 sick men and

women lying in it, and 184 bronze cannon, when we boat across); Turk

Army can by no effort be brought to halt anywhere; flows across the

Donau, disappears into Chaos:--and the whole of Moldavia is conquered

in this cheap manner. What, perhaps is still better, Galitzin (28th

September) is thrown out; Romanzow, hitherto Commander of a second

smaller Army, kind of covering wing to Galitzin, is Chief for Second

Campaign.

"In the Humber, this Winter, to the surprise of incredulous mankind,

a Russian Fleet drops anchor for a few days: actual Russian Fleet

intending for the Greek waters, for Montenegro and intermediate errands,

to conclude with 'Liberation of Greece next Spring,'--so grandiose is

this Czarina." [Hermann, v. 617.]

SECOND CAMPAIGN; 1770. "This is the flower of Anti-Turk

Campaigns,--victorious, to a blazing pitch, both by land and sea.

Romanzow, master of Moldavia, goes upon Wallachia, and the new or

rehabilitated Turk Army; and has an almost gratis bargain of both.

Romanzow has some good Officers under him ('Brigadier Stoffeln,' much

more 'General Tottlenen,' 'General Bauer,' once Colonel Bauer of the

Wesel Free-Corps,--many of the Superior Officers seem to be German,

others have Swedish or Danish names);--better Officers; and knows better

how to use them than Galitzin did. August 1st, Romanzow has a Battle,

called of Kaghul, in Pruth Country. That is his one 'Battle' this

Summer; and brings him Ismail, Akkerman, all Wallachey, and no Turks

left in those parts. But first let us attend to sea-matters, and the

Liberation of Greece, which precede in time and importance.

"'Liberation of Greece:' an actual Fleet, steering from Cronstadt to

the Dardanelles to liberate Greece! The sound of it kindles all the warm

heads in Europe; especially Voltaire's, which, though covered with the

snow of age, is still warm internally on such points. As to liberating

Greece, Voltaire's hopes were utterly balked; but the Fleet from

Cronstadt did amazing service otherwise in those waters. FEBRUARY 28th,

1770, first squadron of the Russian Fleet anchors at Passawa,--not far

from Calamata, in the Gulf of Coron, on the antique Peloponnesian coast;

Sparta on your right hand, Arcadia on your left, and so many excellent

Ghosts (GREEK TEXT) of Heroes looking on:--Russian squadron has four big

ships, three frigates, more soon to follow: on board there are arms and

munitions of war; but unhappily only 500 soldiers. Admiral-in-Chief (not

yet come up) is Alexei Orlof, a brother of Lover Gregory's, an extremely

worthless seaman and man. Has under him 'many Danes, a good few English

too,'--especially Three English Officers, whom we shall hear of, when

Alexei and they come up. Meanwhile, on the Peloponnesian coast are

modern Spartans, to the number of 15,000, all sitting ready,

expecting the Russian advent: these rose duly; got Russian muskets,

cartridges,--only two Russian Officers:--and attacked the Turks

with considerable fury or voracity, but with no success of the least

solidity. Were foiled here, driven out there; in fine, were utterly

beaten, Russians and they: lost Tripolizza, by surprise; whereupon

(April 19th) the Russians withdrew to their Fleet; and the Affair

of Greece was at an end. [Hermann, v. 621.] It had lasted (28th

February-19th April) seven weeks and a day. The Russians retired to

their Fleet, with little loss; and rode at their ease again, in Navarino

Bay. But the 15,000 modern Spartans had nothing to retire to,--these had

to retire into extinction, expulsion and the throat of Moslem vengeance,

which was frightfully bloody and inexorable on them.

"Greece having failed, the Russian Fleet, now in complete tale, made for

Turkey, for Constantinople itself. 'Into the very Dardanelles' they say

they will go; an Englishman among them--Captain Elphinstone, a dashing

seaman, if perhaps rather noisy, whom Rulhiere is not blind to--has been

heard to declare, at least in his cups: 'Dardanelles impossible? Pshaw,

I will do it, as easily as drink this glass of wine!' Alexei Orlof is a

Sham-Admiral; but under him are real Sea-Officers, one or two.

"In the Turkish Fleet, it seems, there is an Ex-Algerine, Hassan Bey,

of some capacity in sea-matters; but he is not in chief command, only

in second; and can accomplish nothing. The Turkish Fleet, numerous but

rotten, retires daily,--through the famed Cyclades, and Isles of Greece,

Paros, Naxos, apocalyptic Patmos, on to Scio (old Chios of the wines);

and on July 5th takes refuge behind Scio, between Scio and the Coast

of Smyrna, in Tchesme Bay. 'Safe here!' thinks the chief Turk Admiral.

'Very far from safe!' remonstrates Hassan; though to no purpose. And

privately puts the question to himself, 'Have these Giaours a real

Admiral among them, or, like us, only a sham one?'"

TCHESME BAY, 7th JULY, 1770. "Nothing can be more imaginary than Alexei

Orlof as an Admiral: but he has a Captain Elphinstone, a Captain Gregg,

a Lieutenant Dugdale; and these determine to burn poor Hassan and his

whole Fleet in Tchesme here:--and do it totally, night of July 7th; with

one single fireship; Dugdale steering it; Gregg behind him, to support

with broadsides; Elphinstone ruling and contriving, still farther to

rear; helpless Turk Fleet able to make no debate whatever. Such a blaze

of conflagration on the helpless Turks as shone over all the world--one

of Rulhiere's finest fire-works, with little shot;--the light of which

was still dazzling mankind while the Interview at Neustadt took place.

Turk Fleet, fifteen ships, nine frigates and above 8,000 men, gone to

gases and to black cinders,--Hassan hardly escaping with I forget how

many score of wounds and bruises. [Hermann, v. 623.]

"'Now for the Dardanelles,' said Elphinstone: (bombard Constantinople,

starve it,--to death, or to what terms you will!' 'Cannot be done; too

dangerous; impossible!' answered the sham Admiral, quite in a tremor,

they say;--which at length filled the measure of Elphinstone's disgusts

with such a Fleet and Admiral. Indignant Elphinstone withdrew to his

own ship, 'Adieu, Sham-Admiral!'--sailed with his own ship, through the

impossible Dardanelles (Turk batteries firing one huge block of granite

at him, which missed; then needing about forty minutes to load

again); feat as easy to Elphinstone as this glass of wine. In sight of

Constantinople, Elphinstone, furthermore, called for his tea; took his

tea on deck, under flourishing of all his drums and all his trumpets:

tea done, sailed out again scathless; instantly threw up his

command,--and at Petersburg, soon after, in taking leave of the Czarina,

signified to her, in language perhaps too plain, or perhaps only too

painfully true, some Naval facts which were not welcome in that high

quarter." [Rulhiere, iii. 476-509.] This remarkable Elphinstone I take

to be some junior or irregular Balmerino scion; but could never much

hear of him except in RULHIERE, where, on vague, somewhat theatrical

terms, he figures as above.

"AUGUST 1st, Romanzow has a 'Battle of Kaghul,' so they call it;

though it is a 'Slaughtery' or SCHLACHTEREI, rather than a 'Slaught' or

SCHLACHT, say my German friends. Kaghul is not a specific place, but a

longish river, a branch of the Pruth; under screen of which the Grand

Turk Army, 100,000 strong, with 100,000 Tartars as second line, has

finally taken position, and fortified itself with earthworks and

abundant cannon. AUGUST 1st, 1770, Romanzow, after study and advising,

feels prepared for this Grand Army and its earthworks: with a select

20,000, under select captains, Romanzow, after nightfall, bursts in

upon it, simultaneously on three different points; and gains, gratis or

nearly so, such a victory as was never heard of before. The Turks, on

their earthworks, had 140 cannons; these the Turk gunners fired off two

times, and fled, leaving them for Romanzow's uses. The Turk cavalry then

tried if they could not make some attempt at charging; found they could

not; whirled back upon their infantry; set it also whirling: and in

a word, the whole 200,000 whirled, without blow struck; and it was a

universal panic rout, and delirious stampede of flight, which never

paused (the very garrisons emptying themselves, and joining in it) till

it got across the Donau again, and drew breath there, not to rally or

stand, but to run rather slower. And had left Wallachia, Bessarabia,

Dniester river, Donau river, swept clear of Turks; all Romanzow's

henceforth. To such astonishment of an invincible Grand Turk, and of his

Moslem Populations, fallen on such a set of Giaours ["ALLAH KERIM, And

cannot we abolish them, then?" Not we THEM, it would appear!],--as every

reader can imagine." Which shall suffice every reader here in regard

to the Turk War, and what concern he has in the extremely brutish

phenomenon.

Tchesme fell out July 7th; Elphinstone has hardly done his tea in the

Dardanelles, when (August 1st) this of Kaghul follows: both would be

fresh news blazing in every head while the Dialogues between Friedrich

and Kaunitz were going on. For they "had many dialogues," Friedrich

says; "and one of the days" (probably September 6th) was mainly devoted

to Politics, to deep private Colloquy with Kaunitz. Of which, and of the

great things that followed out of it, I will now give, from Friedrich's

own hand, the one entirely credible account I have anywhere met with in

writing.

Friedrich's account of Kaunitz himself is altogether life-like: a

solemn, arrogant, mouthing, browbeating kind of man,--embarrassed at

present by the necessity not to browbeat, and by the consciousness that

"King Friedrich is the only man who refuses to acknowledge my claims to

distinction:" [Rulhiere (somewhere) has heard this, as an utterance

of Kaunitz's in some plaintive moment.]--a Kaunitz whose arrogances,

qualities and claims this King is not here to notice, except as they

concern business on hand. He says, "Kaunitz had a clear intellect,

greatly twisted by perversities of temper (UN SENS DROIT, L'ESPRIT

REMPLI DE TRAVERS), especially by a self-conceit and arrogance

which were boundless. He did not talk, but preach. At the smallest

interruption, he would stop short in indignant surprise: it has happened

that, at the Council-Board in Schonbrunn, when Imperial Majesty herself

asked some explanation of a word or thing not understood by her, Kaunitz

made his bow (LUI TIRA SA REVERENCE), and quitted the room." Good to

know the nature of the beast. Listen to him, then, on those terms, since

it is necessary. The Kaunitz Sermon was of great length, imbedded in

circumlocutions, innuendoes and diplomatic cautions; but the gist of

it we gather to have been (abridged into dialogue form) essentially as

follows:--

KAUNITZ. "Dangerous to the repose of Europe, those Russian encroachments

on the Turk. Never will Imperial Majesty consent that Russia possess

Moldavia or Wallachia; War sooner,--all things sooner! These views of

Russia are infinitely dangerous to everybody. To your Majesty as well,

if I may say so; and no remedy conceivable against them,--to me none

conceivable,--but this only, That Prussia and Austria join frankly in

protest and absolute prohibition of them."

FRIEDRICH. "I have nothing more at heart than to stand well with

Austria; and always to be her ally, never her enemy. But your Highness

sees how I am situated: bound by express Treaty with Czarish Majesty;

must go with Russia in any War! What can I do? I can, and will with all

industry, labor to conciliate Czarish Majesty and Imperial; to produce

at Petersburg such a Peace with the Turks as may meet the wishes of

Vienna. Let us hope it can be done. By faithful endeavoring, on my part

and on yours, I persuade myself it can. Meanwhile, steadfastly together,

we two! All our little rubs, custom-house squabbles on the Frontier,

and such like, why not settle them here, and now? [and does so with

his Highness.] That there be nothing but amity, helpfulness and mutual

effort towards an object so momentous to us both, and to all mankind!"

KAUNITZ. "Good so far. And may a not intolerable Turk-Russian Peace

prove possible, without our fighting for it! Meanwhile, Imperial Majesty

[as she has been visibly doing for some time] must continue massing

troops and requisites on the Hungarian Frontier, lest the contrary

happen!"

This was the result arrived at. Of which Friedrich "judged it but polite

to inform the young Kaiser; who appeared to be grateful for this mark

of attention, being much held down by Kaunitz in his present state of

tutelage." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxvi. 30.]

And by a singular chance, on the very morrow there arrived from the

Divan (dated August 12th) an Express to Friedrich: "Mediate a Peace for

us with Russia; not you alone, as we have often asked, but Austria AND

you!" For the Kaghul Slaughtery has come on us; Giaour Elphinstone

has taken tea in the Dardanelles; and we know not to what hand to

turn!--"The young Kaiser did not hide his joy at this Overture, as

Kaunitz did his, which was perhaps still greater:" the Kaiser warmly

expressed his thanks to Friedrich as the Author of it; Kaunitz, with

a lofty indifference (MORGUE), and nose in air as over a small matter,

"merely signified his approval of this step which the Turks had taken."

"Never was mediation undertaken with greater pleasure," adds the King.

And both did proceed upon it with all zeal; but only the King as real

"mediator," or MIDDLEman; Kaunitz from the first planting himself

immovably upon the Turk side of things, which is likewise the Austrian;

and playing in secret (as Friedrich probably expected he would) the

strangest tricks with his assumed function.

So that Friedrich had to take the burden of mediating altogether on

himself; and month after month, year after year, it is evident he

prosecutes the same with all the industry and faculty that are in

him,--in intense desire, and in hope often nearly desperate, to keep his

two neighbors' houses, and his own and the whole world along with

them, from taking fire. Apart from their conflicting interests, the two

Empresses have privately a rooted aversion to one another. What with

Russian exorbitancy (a Czarina naturally uplifted with her Tchesmes and

Kaghuls); what with Austrian cupidity, pride, mulishness, and private

trickery of Kaunitz; the adroit and heartily zealous Friedrich never had

such a bit of diplomacy to do. For many months hence, in spite of his

intensest efforts and cunningest appliances, no way of egress visible:

"The imbroglio MUST catch fire!" At last a way opens, "Ha, at last

a way!"--then, for above a twelvemonth longer, such a guiding of the

purblind quadrupeds and obstinate Austrian mules into said way: and

for years more such an urging of them, in pig-driver fashion, along the

same, till Peace did come!--

And here, without knowing it, we have insensibly got to the topmost

summit of our Polish Business; one small step more, and we shall be on

the brow of the precipitous inclined-plane, down which Poland and its

business go careering thenceforth, down, down,--and will need but few

words more from us. Actual discovery of "a way out" stands for next

Section.

First, however, we will notice, as prefatory, a curious occurrence

in the Country of Zips, contiguous to the Hungarian Frontier. Zips, a

pretty enough District, of no great extent, had from time immemorial

belonged to Hungary; till, above 300 years ago, it was--by Sigismund

SUPER GRAMMATICAM, a man always in want of money (whom we last saw, in

flaming color, investing Friedrich's Ancestor with Brandenburg instead

of payment for a debt of money)--pledged to the Crown of Poland for

a round sum to help in Sigismund's pressing occasions. Redemption by

payment never followed; attempt at redemption there had never been,

by Sigismund or any of his successors. Nay, one successor, in a Treaty

still extant, [Preuss, iv. 32 (date 1589; pawning had beep 1412).]

expressly gave up the right of redeeming: Pledge forfeited: a Zips

belonging to Polish Crown and Republic by every law.

Well; Imperial Majesty, as we have transiently seen, is assembling

troops on the Hungarian Frontier, for a special purpose. Poor Poland is,

by this time (1770), as we also saw, sunk in Pestilence,--pigs and dogs

devouring the dead bodies: not a loaf to be had for a hundred ducats,

and the rage of Pestilence itself a mild thing to that of Hunger, not to

mention other rages. So that both Austria and Prussia, in order to keep

out Pestilence at least, if they cannot the other rages, have had to

draw CORDONS, or lines of troops along the Frontiers. "The Prussian

cordon," I am informed, "goes from Crossen, by Frankfurt northward,

to the Weichsel River and border of Warsaw Country:" and "is under the

command of General Belling," our famous Anti-Swede Hussar of former

years. The Austrian cordon looks over upon Zips and other Starosties, on

the Hungarian Border: where, independently of Pestilence, an alarmed

and indignant Empress-Queen has been and is assembling masses of troops,

with what object we know. Looking over into Zips in these circumstances,

indignant Kaunitz and Imperial Majesty, especially HIS Imperial Majesty,

a youth always passionate for territory, say to themselves, "Zips was

ours, and in a sense is!"--and (precise date refused us, but after

Neustadt, and before Winter has quite come) push troops across into

Zips Starosty: seize the whole Thirteen Townships of Zips, and not only

these, but by degrees tract after tract of the adjacencies: "Must have

a Frontier to our mind in those parts: indefensible otherwise!" And

quietly set up boundary-pillars, with the Austrian double-eagle stamped

on them, and intimation to Zips and neighborhood, That it is now become

Austrian, and shall have no part farther in these Polish Confederatings,

Pestilences, rages of men, and pigs devouring dead bodies, but shall

live quiet under the double-eagle as others do. Which to Zips, for the

moment, might be a blessed change, welcome or otherwise; but which awoke

considerable amazement in the outer world,--very considerable in King

Stanislaus (to whom, on applying, Kaunitz would give no explanation the

least articulate);--and awoke, in the Russian Court especially, a rather

intense surprise and provocation.

PRINCE HENRI HAS BEEN TO SWEDEN; IS SEEN AT PETERSBURG IN MASQUERADE (on

or about New-year's Day, 1771); AND DOES GET HOME, WITH RESULTS THAT ARE

IMPORTANT.

Prince Henri, as we noticed, was not of this Second King-and-Kaiser

Interview; Henri had gone in the opposite direction,--to Sweden, on a

visit to his Sister Ulrique,--off for West and North, just in the same

days while the King was leaving Potsdam for Silesia and his other errand

in the Southeast parts. Henri got to Drottingholm, his Sister's country

Palace near Stockholm, by the "end of August;" and was there with Queen

Ulrique and Husband during these Neustadt manoeuvres. A changed Queen

Ulrique, since he last saw her "beautiful as Love," whirling off in the

dead of night for those remote Countries and destinies. [Supra, viii.

309.] She is now fifty, or on the edge of it, her old man sixty,--old

man dies within few months. They have had many chagrins, especially she,

as the prouder, has had, from their contumacious People,--contumacious

Senators at least (strong always both in POCKET-MONEY French or Russian,

and in tendency to insolence and folly),--who once, I remember, demanded

sight and count of the Crown-Jewels from Queen Ulrique: "There, VOILA,

there are they!" said the proud Queen; "view them, count them,--lock

them up: never more will I wear one of them!" But she has pretty Sons

grown to manhood, one pretty Daughter, a patient good old Husband; and

Time, in Sweden too, brings its roses; and life is life, in spite of

contumacious bribed Senators and doggeries that do rather abound. Henri

stayed with her six or seven weeks; leaves Sweden, middle of October,

1770,--not by the straight course homewards: "No, verily, and well knew

why!" shrieks the indignant Polish world on us ever since.

It is not true that Friedrich had schemed to send Henri round by

Petersburg. On the contrary, it was the Czarina, on ground of old

acquaintanceship, who invited him, and asked his Brother's leave to

do it. And if Poland got its fate from the circumstance, it was by

accident, and by the fact that Poland's fate was drop-ripe, ready to

fall by a touch.--Before going farther, here is ocular view of the

shrill-minded, serious and ingenious Henri, little conscious of being so

fateful a man:--PRINCE HENRI IN WHITE DOMINO. "Prince Henri of Prussia,"

says Richardson, the useful Eye-witness cited already, "is one of the

most celebrated Generals of the present age. So great are his military

talents, that his Brother, who is not apt to pay compliments, says of

him,--That, in commanding an army, he was never known to commit a fault.

This, however, is but a negative kind of praise. He [the King] reserves

to himself the glory of superior genius, which, though capable of

brilliant achievements, is yet liable to unwary mistakes: and allows him

no other than the praise of correctness.

"To judge of Prince Henri by his appearance, I should form no high

estimate of his abilities. But the Scythian Ambassadors judged in the

same manner of Alexander the Great. He is under the middle size; very

thin; he walks firmly enough, or rather struts, as if he wanted to

walk firmly; and has little dignity in his air or gesture. He is

dark-complexioned; and he wears his hair, which is remarkably thick,

clubbed, and dressed with a high toupee. His forehead is high; his eyes

large and blue, with a little squint; and when he smiles, his upper

lip is drawn up a little in the middle. His look expresses sagacity and

observation, but nothing very amiable; and his manner is grave and

stiff rather than affable. He was dressed, when I first saw him, in a

light-blue frock with silver frogs; and wore a red waistcoat and blue

breeches. He is not very popular among the Russians; and accordingly

their wits are disposed to amuse themselves with his appearance, and

particularly with his toupee. They say he resembles Samson; that all his

strength lies in his hair; and that, conscious of this, and recollecting

the fate of the son of Manoah, he suffers not the nigh approaches of any

deceitful Delilah. They say he is like the Comet, which, about fifteen

months ago, appeared so formidable in the Russian hemisphere; and which,

exhibiting a small watery body, but a most enormous train, dismayed the

Northern and Eastern Potentates with 'fear of change.'

"I saw him a few nights ago [on or about New-year's Day, 1771; come

back to us, from his Tour to Moscow, three weeks before; and nothing

but galas ever since] at a Masquerade in the Palace, said to be the most

magnificent thing of the kind ever seen at the Russian Court. Fourteen

large rooms and galleries were opened for the accommodation of the

masks; and I was informed that there were present several thousand

people. A great part of the company wore dominos, or capuchin dresses;

though, besides these, some fanciful appearances afforded a good deal

of amusement. A very tall Cossack appeared completely arrayed in the

'hauberk's twisted mail.' He was indeed very grim and martial. Persons

in emblematical dresses, representing Apollo and the Seasons, addressed

the Empress in speeches suited to their characters. The Empress herself,

at the time I saw her Majesty, wore a Grecian habit; though I was

afterwards told that she varied her dress two or three times during the

masquerade. Prince Henri of Prussia wore a white domino. Several persons

appeared in the dresses of different nations,--Chinese, Turks, Persians

and Armenians. The most humorous and fantastical figure was a Frenchman,

who, with wonderful nimbleness and dexterity, represented an overgrown

but very beautiful Parrot. He chattered with a great deal of spirit; and

his shoulders, covered with green feathers, performed admirably the part

of wings. He drew the attention of the Empress; a ring was formed; he

was quite happy; fluttered his plumage; made fine speeches in Russ,

French and tolerable English; the ladies were exceedingly diverted;

everybody laughed except Prince Henri, who stood beside the Empress, and

was so grave and so solemn, that he would have performed his part

most admirably in the shape of an owl. The Parrot observed him; was

determined to have revenge; and having said as many good things as he

could to her Majesty, he was hopping away; but just as he was going out

of the circle, seeming to recollect himself, he stopped, looked over his

shoulder at the formal Prince, and quite in the parrot tone and French

accent, he addressed him most emphatically with 'HENRI! HENRI! HENRI!'

and then, diving into the crowd, disappeared. His Royal Highness was

disconcerted; he was forced to smile in his own defence, and the company

were not a little amused.

"At midnight, a spacious hall, of a circular form, capable of containing

a vast number of people, and illuminated in the most magnificent manner,

was suddenly opened. Twelve tables were placed in alcoves around the

sides of the room, where the Empress, Prince Henri, and a hundred and

fifty of the chief nobility and foreign ministers sat down to supper.

The rest of the company went up, by stairs on the outside of the room,

into the lofty galleries placed all around on the inside. Such a row of

masked visages, many of them with grotesque features and bushy beards,

nodding from the side of the wall, appeared very ludicrous to those

below. The entertainment was enlivened with a concert of music: and

at different intervals persons in various habits entered the hall, and

exhibited Cossack, Chinese, Polish, Swedish and Tartar dances. The whole

was so gorgeous, and at the same time so fantastic, that I could not

help thinking myself present at some of the magnificent festivals

described in the old-fashioned romantes:--

'The marshal'd feast

Served up in hall with sewers and seneschals.'

The rest of the company, on returning to the rooms adjoining, found

prepared for them also a sumptuous banquet. The masquerade began at 6 in

the evening, and continued till 5 next morning.

"Besides the masquerade, and other festivities, in honor of, and

to divert Prince Henri, we had lately a most magnificent show of

fire-works. They were exhibited in a wide apace before the Winter

Palace; and, in truth, 'beggared description.' They displayed, by a

variety of emblematical figures, the reduction of Moldavia, Wallachia,

Bessarabia, and the various conquests and victories achieved since the

commencement of the present War. The various colors, the bright

green and the snowy white, exhibited in these fire-works, were truly

astonishing. For the space of twenty minutes, a tree, adorned with the

loveliest and most verdant foliage, seemed to be waving as with a gentle

breeze. It was entirely of fire; and during the whole of this stupendous

scene, an arch of fire, by the continued throwing of rockets and

fire-balls in one direction, formed as it were a suitable canopy.

"On this occasion a prodigious multitude of people were assembled; and

the Empress, it was surmised, seemed uneasy. She was afraid, it was

apprehended, lest any accident, like what happened at Paris at the

marriage of the Dauphin, should befall her beloved people. I hope I

have amused you; and ever am"--[W. Richardson, _Anecdotes of the Russian

Empire,_ pp. 325-331: "Petersburg, 4th January, 1771."]

The masquerades and galas in honor of Prince Henri, from a grandiose

Hostess, who had played with him in childhood, were many; but it is not

with these that we have to do. One day, the Czarina, talking to him of

the Austrian procedures at Zips, said with pique, "It seems, in Poland

you have only to stoop, and pick up what you like of it. If the Court

of Vienna have the notion to dismember that Kingdom, its neighbors will

have right to do as much." [Rulhiere, iv. 210; _Trois Demembremens,_

i. 142; above all, Henri himself, in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxvi. 345,

"Petersburg, 8th January, 1771."] This is supposed, in all Books, to

be the PUNCTUM SALIENS, or first mention, of the astonishing Partition,

which was settled, agreed upon, within about a year hence, and has

made so much noise ever since. And in effect it was so; the idea rising

practically in that high head was the real beginning. But this was

not the first head it had been in; far from that. Above a year ago,

as Friedrich himself informed us, it had been in Friedrich's own

head,--though at the time it went for absolutely nothing, nobody even

bestowing a sneer on it (as Friedrich intimates), and disappeared

through the Horn-Gate of Dreams.

Friedrich himself appears to have quite forgotten the Count-Lynar idea;

and, on Henri's report from Russia, was totally incredulous; and even

suspected that there might be trickery and danger in this Russian

proposal. Not till Henri's return (FEBRUARY 18th, 1771) could he

entirely believe that the Czarina was serious;--and then, sure enough,

he did, with his whole heart, go into it: the EUREKA out of all these

difficulties, which had so long seemed insuperable. Prince Henri "had

an Interview with the Austrian Minister next day" (February 19th),

who immediately communicated with his Kaunitz,--and got discouraging

response from Kaunitz; discouraging, or almost negatory; which did not

discourage Friedrich. "A way out," thinks Friedrich: "the one way to

save my Prussia and the world from incalculable conflagration." And

entered on it without loss of a moment. And labored at it with such

continual industry, rapidity and faculty for guiding and pushing, as

all readers have known in him, on dangerous emergencies: at no moment

lifting his hand from it till it was complete.

His difficulties were enormous: what a team to drive; and on such a

road, untrodden before by hoof or wheel! Two Empresses that cordially

hate one another, and that disagree on this very subject. Kaunitz and

his Empress are extremely skittish in the matter, and as if quite refuse

it at first: "Zips will be better," thinks Kaunitz to himself; "Cannot

we have, all to ourselves, a beautiful little cutting out of Poland in

that part; and then perhaps, in league with the Turk, who has money,

beat the Russians home altogether, and rule Poland in their stead, or

'share it with the Sultan,' as Reis-Effendi suggests?" And the dismal

truth is, though it was not known for years afterward, Kaunitz does

about this time, in profoundest secret, actually make Treaty of Alliance

with the Turk ("so many million Piastres to us, ready money, year by

year, and you shall, if not by our mediating, then by our fighting, be

a contented Turk"); and all along at the different Russian-Turk

"Peace-Congresses," Kaunitz, while pretending to sit and mediate

along with Prussia, sat on that far other basis, privately thwarting

everything; and span out the Turk pacification in a wretched manner

for years coming. ["Peace of Kainardschi," not till "21st July,

1774,"--after four or five abortive attempts, two of them "Congresses,"

Kaunitz so industrious (Hermann, v. 664 et antea).] A dangerous,

hard-mouthed, high-stalking, ill-given old coach-horse of a Kaunitz:

fancy what the driving of him might be, on a road he did not like! But

he had a driver too, who, in delicate adroitness, in patience and in

sharpness of whip, was consummate: "You shall know it is your one road,

my ill-given friend!" (I ostentatiously increase my Cavalry by 8,000;

meaning, "A new Seven-Years War, if you force me, and Russia by my side

this time!") So that Kaunitz had to quit his Turk courses (never paid

the Piastres back), and go into what really was the one way out.

But Friedrich's difficulties on this course are not the thing that

can interest readers; and all readers know his faculty for overcoming

difficulties. Readers ask rather: "And had Friedrich no feeling about

Poland itself, then, and this atrocious Partitioning of the poor

Country?" Apparently none whatever;--unless it might be, that

Deliverance from Anarchy, Pestilence, Famine, and Pigs eating your dead

bodies, would be a manifest advantage for Poland, while it was the

one way of saving Europe from War. Nobody seems more contented in

conscience, or radiant with heartfelt satisfaction, and certainty of

thanks from all wise and impartial men, than the King of Prussia, now

and afterwards, in regard to this Polish atrocity! A psychological fact,

which readers can notice. Scrupulous regard to Polish considerations,

magnanimity to Poland, or the least respect or pity for her as a

dying Anarchy, is what nobody will claim for him; consummate talent in

executing the Partition of Poland (inevitable some day, as he may have

thought, but is nowhere at the pains to say),--great talent, great

patience too, and meritorious self-denial and endurance, in executing

that Partition, and in saving IT from catching fire instead of being

the means to quench fire, no well-informed person will deny him. Of his

difficulties in the operation (which truly are unspeakable) I will say

nothing more; readers are prepared to believe that he, beyond others,

should conquer difficulties when the object is vital to him. I will

mark only the successive dates of his progress, and have done with this

wearisome subject:--

June 14th, 1771. Within four months of the arrival of Prince Henri and

that first certainty from Russia, diligent Friedrich, upon whom the

whole burden had been laid of drawing up a Plan, and bringing Austria

to consent, is able to report to Petersburg, That Austria has dubieties,

reluctances, which it is to be foreseen she will gradually get over;

and that here meanwhile (June 14th, 1771) is my Plan of Partition,--the

simplest conceivable: "That each choose (subject to future

adjustments) what will best suit him; I, for my own part, will say,

West-Preussen;--what Province will Czarish Majesty please to say?"

Czarish Majesty, in answer, is exorbitantly liberal to herself; claims,

not a Province, but four or five; will have Friedrich, if the Austrians

attack her in consequence, to assist by declaring War on Austria;

Czarish Majesty, in the reciprocal case, not to assist Friedrich at all,

till her Turk War is done! "Impossible," thinks Friedrich; "surprisingly

so, high Madam! But, to the delicate bridle-hand, you are a manageable

entity."

It was with Kaunitz that Friedrich's real difficulties lay. Privately,

in the course of this Summer, Kaunitz, by way of preparation for

"mediating a Turk-Russian Peace," had concluded his "subsidy Treaty"

with the Turk, ["6th July, 1771" (Preuss, iv. 31; Hermann; &c.

&c.).]--Treaty never ratified, but the Piastres duly paid;--Treaty

rendering Peace impossible, so long as Kaunitz had to do with mediating

it. And indeed Kaunitz's tricks in that function of mediator, and also

after it, were of the kind which Friedrich has some reason to call

"infamous." "Your Majesty, as co-mediator, will join us, should the

Russians make War?" said Kaunitz's Ambassador, one day, to Friedrich.

"For certain, no!" answered Friedrich; and, on the contrary, remounted

his Cavalry, to signify, "I will fight the other way, if needed!" which

did at once bring Kaunitz to give up his mysterious Turk projects, and

come into the Polish. After which, his exorbitant greed of territory

there; his attempts to get Russia into a partitioning of Turkey as

well,--("A slice of Turkey too, your Czarish Majesty and we?" hints he

more than once),--gave Friedrich no end of trouble; and are singular

to look at by the light there now is. Not for about a twelvemonth did

Friedrich get his hard-mouthed Kaunitz brought into step at all; and

to the last, perpetual vigilance and, by whip and bit, the adroitest

charioteering was needed on him.

FEBRUARY 17th, 1772, Russia and Prussia, for their own part,--Friedrich,

in the circumstances, submitting to many things from his Czarina,--get

their particular "Convention" (Bargain in regard to Poland) completed in

all parts, "will take possession 4th June instant:" sign said Convention

(February 17th);--and invite Austria to join, and state her claims.

Which, in three weeks after, MARCH 4th, Austria does;--exorbitant

abundantly; and NOT to be got very much reduced, though we try, for a

series of months. Till at last:--

AUGUST 5th, 1772, Final Agreement between the Three Partitioning Powers:

"These are our respective shares; we take possession on the 1st OF

SEPTEMBER instant:"--and actual possession for Friedrich's share did,

on the 13th of that month, ensue. A right glad Friedrich, as everybody,

friend or enemy, may imagine him! Glad to have done with such a

business,--had there been no other profit in it; which was far from

being the case. One's clear belief, on studying these Books, is of two

things: FIRST, that, as everybody admits, Friedrich had no real hand in

starting the notion of Partitioning Poland;--but that he grasped at it

with eagerness, as the one way of saving Europe from War: SECOND, what

has been much less noticed, that, under any other hand, it would have

led Europe to War;--and that to Friedrich is due the fact, that it got

effected without such accompaniment. Friedrich's share of Territory

is counted to be in all 9,465 English square miles; Austria's, 62,500;

Russia's, 87,500, [Preuss, iv. 45.] between nine and ten times the

amount of Friedrich's,--which latter, however, as an anciently Teutonic

Country, and as filling up the always dangerous gap between his

Ost-Preussen and him, has, under Prussian administration, proved much

the most valuable of the Three; and, next to Silesia, is Friedrich's

most important acquisition. SEPTEMBER 13th, 1772, it was at last entered

upon,--through such waste-weltering confusions, and on terms never yet

unquestionable.

Consent of Polish Diet was not had for a year more; but that is worth

little record. Diet, for that object, got together 19th APRIL, 1773;

recalcitrant enough, had not Russia understood the methods: "a common

fund was raised [ON SE COTISA, says Friedrich] for bribing;" the

Three Powers had each a representative General in Warsaw (Lentulus the

Prussian personage), all three with forces to rear: Diet came down

by degrees, and, in the course of five months (SEPTEMBER 18th, 1773),

acquiesced in everything.

And so the matter is ended; and various men will long have various

opinions upon it. I add only this one small Document from Maria

Theresa's hand, which all hearts, and I suppose even Friedrich's had

he ever read it, will pronounce to be very beautiful; homely, faithful,

wholesome, well-becoming in a high and true Sovereign Woman.

THE EMPRESS-QUEEN TO PRINCE KAUNITZ (Undated: date must be Vienna,

February, 1772).

"When all my lands were invaded, and I knew not where in the world I

should find a place to be brought to bed in, I relied on my good right

and the help of God. But in this thing, where not only public law cries

to Heaven against us, but also all natural justice and sound reason,

I must confess never in my life to have been in such trouble, and am

ashamed to show my face. Let the Prince [Kaunitz] consider what an

example we are giving to all the world, if, for a miserable piece of

Poland, or of Moldavia or Wallachia, we throw our honor and reputation

to the winds. I see well that I am alone, and no more in vigor;

therefore I must, though to my very great sorrow, let things take their

course." [_"Als alle meine lander angefochten wurden und gar nit mehr

wusste wo ruhig niederkommen sollte, steiffete ich mich auf mein gutes

Recht und den Beystand Gottes. Aber in dieser Sach, wo nit allein das

offenbare Recht himmelschreyent wider Uns, sondern auch alle Billigkeit

und die gesunde Vernunft wider Uns ist, muess bekhennen dass zeitlebens

nit so beangstigt mich befunten und mich sehen zu lassen schame. Bedenkh

der Furst, was wir aller Welt fur ein Exempel geben, wenn wir um ein

ellendes stuk von Pohlen oder von der Moldau und Wallachey unser ehr und

REPUTATION in die schanz schlagen. Ich merkh wohl dass ich allein bin

und nit mehr EN VIGEUR, darum lasse ich die sachen, jedoch nit ohne

meinen grossten Gram, ihren Weg gehen."_ (From "Hormayr, _Taschenbuch,_

1831, s. 66:" cited in PREUSS, iv. 38.)]

And, some days afterwards, here is her Majesty's Official Assent:

"PLACET, since so many great and learned men will have it so: but long

after I am dead, it will be known what this violating of all that was

hitherto held sacred and just will give rise to." [From _"Zietgenossen_

[a Biographical Periodical], lxxi. 29:" cited in PREUSS, iv. 39.] (Hear

her Majesty!)

Friedrich has none of these compunctious visitings; but his account

too, when he does happen to speak on the subject, is worth hearing, and

credible every word. Writing to Voltaire, a good while after (POTSDAM,

9th OCTOBER, 1773)) this, in the swift-flowing, miscellaneous Letter,

is one passage:... "To return to your King of Poland. I am aware that

Europe pretty generally believes the late Partition made (QU'ON A FAIT)

of Poland to be a result of the Political trickeries (MANIGANCES) which

are attributed to me; nevertheless, nothing is more untrue. After in

vain proposing different arrangements and expedients, there was no

alternative left but either that same Partition, or else Europe kindled

into a general War. Appearances are deceitful; and the Public judges

only by these. What I tell you is as true as the Forty-seventh of

Euclid." [_OEuvres de Frederic_, xxiii. 257.]

WHAT FRIEDRICH DID WITH HIS NEW ACQUISITION.

Considerable obloquy still rests on Friedrich, in many liberal circles,

for the Partition of Poland. Two things, however, seem by this time

tolerably clear, though not yet known in liberal circles: first, that

the Partition of Poland was an event inevitable in Polish History; an

operation of Almighty Providence and of the Eternal Laws of Nature, as

well as of the poor earthly Sovereigns concerned there; and secondly,

that Friedrich had nothing special to do with it, and, in the way of

originating or causing it, nothing whatever.

It is certain the demands of Eternal Justice must be fulfilled: in

earthly instruments, concerned with fulfilling them, there may be all

degrees of demerit and also of merit,--from that of a world-ruffian

Attila the Scourge of God, conscious of his own ferocities and

cupidities alone, to that of a heroic Cromwell, sacredly aware that he

is, at his soul's peril, doing God's Judgments on the enemies of God,

in Tredah and other severe scenes. If the Laws and Judgments are verily

those of God, there can be no clearer merit than that of pushing them

forward, regardless of the barkings of Gazetteers and wayside dogs,

and getting them, at the earliest term possible, made valid among

recalcitrant mortals! Friedrich, in regard to Poland, I cannot find to

have had anything considerable either of merit or of demerit, in the

moral point of view; but simply to have accepted, and put in his pocket

without criticism, what Providence sent. He himself evidently views

it in that light; and is at no pains to conceal his great sense of the

value of West-Preussen to him. We praised his Narrative as eminently

true, and the only one completely intelligible in every point: in

his Preface to it, written some years later, he is still more candid.

Speaking there in the first person, this once and never before or

after,--he says:--

"These new pretensions [of the Czarina, to assuage the religious

putrid-fever of the Poles by word of command] raised all Poland [into

Confederation of Bar, and WAR OF THE CONFEDERATES, sung by Friedrich];

the Grandees of the Kingdom implored the assistance of the Turks:

straightway War flamed out; in which the Russian Armies had only to

show themselves to beat the Turks in every rencounter." His Majesty

continues: "This War changed the whole Political System of Europe

[general Diplomatic Dance of Europe, suddenly brought to a whirl by such

changes of the music]; a new arena (CARRIERE) came to open itself,--and

one must have been either without address, or else buried in stupid

somnolence (ENGOURDISSEMENT), not to profit by an opportunity so

advantageous. I had read Bojardo's fine Allegory: [Signifies only,

"seize opportunity;" but here is the passage itself:--

"Quante volte le disse: 'O bella dama,

Conosci l'ora de la tua ventura,

Dapoi che un tal Baron piu the che se t'ama,

Che non ha il Ciel piu vaga creatura.

Forse anco avrai di questo tempo brama,

Che'l felice destin sempre non dura;

Prendi diletto, mentre sei su 'l verde,

Che l'avuto piacer mai non si perde.

Questa eta giovenil, ch' e si gioiosa,

Tutta in diletto consumar si deve,

Perche quasi in un punto ci e nas cosa:

Como dissolve 'l sol la bianca neve,

Como in un giorno la vermiglia rosa

Perde il vago color in tempo breve,

Cosi fugge l' eta com' un baleno,

E non si puo tener, che non ha freno.'"

(Bojardo, _Orlando Innamorato,_ lib. i. cant. 2.)] I seized by the

forelock this unexpected opportunity; and, by dint of negotiating and

intriguing [candid King] I succeeded in indemnifying our Monarchy for

its past losses, by incorporating Polish Prussia with my Old Provinces."

[_OEuvres de Frederic,_ (Preface to MEMOIRS DEPUIS 1763 JUSQU'A 1774),

vi. 6, 7: "MEMOIRES [Chapter FIRST, including all the Polish part] were

finished in 1775; Preface is of 1779."]

Here is a Historian King who uses no rouge-pot in his Narratives,--whose

word, which is all we shall say of it at present, you find to be

perfectly trustworthy, and a representation of the fact as it stood

before himself! What follows needs no vouching for: "This acquisition

was one of the most important we could make, because it joined Pommern

to East Prussia [ours for ages past], and because, rendering us masters

of the Weichsel River, we gained the double advantage of being able to

defend that Kingdom [Ost-Preussen], and to draw considerable tolls from

the Weichsel, as all the trade of Poland goes by that River."

Yes truly! Our interests are very visible: and the interests and wishes

and claims of Poland,--are they nowhere worthy of one word from you, O

King? Nowhere that I have noticed: not any mention of them, or allusion

to them; though the world is still so convinced that perhaps they were

something, and not nothing! Which is very curious. In the whole course

of my reading I have met with no Autobiographer more careless to

defend himself upon points in dispute among his Audience, and marked as

criminal against him by many of them. Shadow of Apology on such points

you search for in vain. In rapid bare summary he sets down the sequel of

facts, as if assured beforehand of your favorable judgment, or with the

profoundest indifference to how you shall judge them; drops his actions,

as an Ostrich does its young, to shift for themselves in the wilderness,

and hurries on his way. This style of his, noticeable of old in regard

to Silesia too, has considerably hurt him with the common kind of

readers; who, in their preconceived suspicions of the man, are all the

more disgusted at tracing in him, not the least anxiety to stand well

with any reader, more than to stand ill, AS ill as any reader likes!

Third parties, it would seem, have small temptation to become his

advocates; he himself being so totally unprovided with thanks for you!

But, on another score, and for the sake of a better kind of readers,

there is one third party bound to remark: 1. That hardly any Sovereign

known to us did, in his general practice, if you will examine it, more

perfectly respect the boundaries of his neighbors; and go on the road

that was his own, anxious to tread on no man's toes if he could avoid

it: a Sovereign who, at all times, strictly and beneficently confined

himself to what belonged to his real business and him. 2. That

apparently, therefore, he must have considered Poland to be an

exceptional case, unique in his experience: case of a moribund Anarchy,

fallen down as carrion on the common highways of the world; belonging to

nobody in particular; liable to be cut into (nay, for sanitary

reasons requiring it, if one were a Rhadamanthus Errant, which one

is not!)--liable to be cut into, on a great and critically stringent

occasion; no question to be asked of IT; your only question the consent

of by-standers, and the moderate certainty that nobody got a glaringly

disproportionate share! That must have been, on the part of an equitable

Friedrich, or even of a Friedrich accurate in Book-keeping by Double

Entry, the notion silently formed about Poland.

Whether his notion was scientifically right, and conformable to actual

fact, is a question I have no thought of entering on; still less,

whether Friedrich was morally right, or whether there was not a higher

rectitude, granting even the fact, in putting it in practice. These are

questions on which an Editor may have his opinion, partly complete for a

long time past, partly not complete, or, in human language, completable

or pronounceable at all; and may carefully forbear to obtrude it on his

readers; and only advise them to look with their own best eyesight, to

be deaf to the multiplex noises which are evidently blind, and to think

what they find thinkablest on such a subject. For, were it never so

just, proper and needful, this is by nature a case of LYNCH LAW; upon

which, in the way of approval or apology, no spoken word is permissible.

Lynch being so dangerous a Lawgiver, even when an indispensable one!--

For, granting that the Nation of Poland was for centuries past an

Anarchy doomed by the Eternal Laws of Heaven to die, and then of

course to get gradually buried, or eaten by neighbors, were it only for

sanitary reasons,--it will by no means suit, to declare openly on behalf

of terrestrial neighbors who have taken up such an idea (granting it

were even a just one, and a true reading of the silent but inexorably

certain purposes of Heaven), That they, those volunteer terrestrial

neighbors, are justified in breaking in upon the poor dying or dead

carcass, and flaying and burying it, with amicable sharing of skin and

shoes! If it even were certain that the wretched Polish Nation, for the

last forty years hastening with especial speed towards death, did in

present circumstances, with such a howling canaille of Turk Janissaries

and vultures of creation busy round it, actually require prompt surgery,

in the usual method, by neighbors,--the neighbors shall and must do that

function at their own risk. If Heaven did appoint them to it, Heaven,

for certain, will at last justify them; and in the mean while, for a

generation or two, the same Heaven (I can believe) has appointed

that Earth shall pretty unanimously condemn them. The shrieks, the

foam-lipped curses of mistaken mankind, in such case, are mankind's one

security against over-promptitude (which is so dreadfully possible) on

the part of surgical neighbors.

Alas, yes, my articulate-speaking friends; here, as so often elsewhere,

the solution of the riddle is not Logic, but Silence. When a dark human

Individual has filled the measure of his wicked blockheadisms, sins and

brutal nuisancings, there are Gibbets provided, there are Laws provided;

and you can, in an articulate regular manner, hang him and finish him,

to general satisfaction. Nations too, you may depend on it as certain,

do require the same process, and do infallibly get it withal; Heaven's

Justice, with written Laws or without, being the most indispensable and

the inevitablest thing I know of in this Universe. No doing without it;

and it is sure to come:--and the Judges and Executioners, we observe,

are NOT, in that latter case, escorted in and out by the Sheriffs of

Counties and general ringing of bells; not so, in that latter case, but

far otherwise!--

And now, leaving that vexed question, we will throw one glance--only one

is permitted--into the far more profitable question, which probably

will one day be the sole one on this matter, What became of poor

West-Preussen under Friedrich? Had it to sit, weeping unconsolably, or

not? Herr Dr. Freytag, a man of good repute in Literature, has, in one

of his late Books of Popular History, [G. Freytag, _Neue Bilder aus dem

Leben des deutschen Volkes_ (Leipzig, 1862).] gone into this subject,

in a serious way, and certainly with opportunities far beyond mine for

informing himself upon it:--from him these Passages have been excerpted,

labelled and translated by a good hand:--

ACQUISITION OF POLISH PRUSSIA. "During several Centuries, the

much-divided Germans had habitually been pressed upon, and straitened

and injured, by greedy conquering neighbors; Friedrich was the first

Conqueror who once more pushed forward the German Frontier towards the

East; reminding the Germans again, that it was their task to carry Law,

Culture, Liberty and Industry into the East of Europe. All Friedrich's

Lands, with the exception only of some Old-Saxon territory, had, by

force and colonization, been painfully gained from the Sclave. At no

time since the migrations of the Middle Ages, had this struggle for

possession of the wide Plains to the east of Oder ceased. When arms were

at rest, politicians carried on the struggle."

PERSECUTION OF GERMAN PROTESTANTS IN POLAND. "In the very 'Century of

Enlightenment' the persecution of the Germans became fanatical in those

Countries: one Protestant Church after the other got confiscated; pulled

down; if built of wood, set on fire: its Church once burnt, the Village

had lost the privilege of having one. Ministers and schoolmasters were

driven away, cruelly maltreated. 'VEXA LUTHERANURN, DABIT THALERUM

(Wring the Lutheran, you will find money in him),' became the current

Proverb of the Poles in regard to Germans. A Protestant Starost of

Gnesen, a Herr von UNRUH of the House of Birnbaum, one of the largest

proprietors of the country, was condemned to die, and first to have his

tongue pulled out and his hands cut off,--for the crime of having copied

into his Note-book some strong passages against the Jesuits, extracted

from German Books. Patriotic 'Confederates of Bar,' joined by all the

plunderous vagabonds around, went roaming and ravaging through the

country, falling upon small towns and German villages. The Polish

Nobleman, Roskowski [a celebrated "symbolical" Nobleman, this], put

on one red boot and one black, symbolizing FIRE and DEATH; and in this

guise rode about, murdering and burning, from places to place; finally,

at Jastrow, he cut off the hands, feet, and lastly the head of the

Protestant Pastor, Willich by name, and threw the limbs into a swamp.

This happened in 1768."

IN WHAT STATE FRIEDRICH FOUND THE POLISH PROVINCES. "Some few only of

the larger German Towns, which were secured by walls, and some protected

Districts inhabited exclusively by Germans,--as the NIEDERUNG near

Dantzig, the Villages under the mild rule of the Cistercians of

Oliva, and the opulent German towns of the Catholic Ermeland,--were in

tolerable circumstances. The other Towns lay in ruins; so also most of

the Hamlets (HOFE) of the open Country. Bromberg, the city of German

Colonists, the Prussians found in heaps and ruins: to this hour it

has not been possible to ascertain clearly how the Town came into this

condition. [_"Neue Preussische Provinzialblotter,_ Year 1854, No. 4, p.

259."] No historian, no document, tells of the destruction and slaughter

that had been going on, in the whole District of the NETZE there, during

the last ten years before the arrival of the Prussians, The Town of

Culm had preserved its strong old walls and stately churches; but in the

streets, the necks of the cellars stood out above the rotten timber and

brick heaps of the tumbled houses: whole streets consisted merely of

such cellars, in which wretched people were still trying to live. Of

the forty houses in the large Market-place of Culm, twenty-eight had no

doors, no roofs, no windows, and no owners. Other Towns were in similar

condition."

"The Country people hardly knew such a thing as bread; many had never

in their life tasted such a delicacy; few Villages possessed an oven. A

weaving-loom was rare, the spinning-wheel unknown. The main article of

furniture, in this bare scene of squalor, was the Crucifix and vessel

of Holy-Water under it [and "POLACK! CATHOLIK!" if a drop of gin

be added].--The Peasant-Noble [unvoting, inferior kind] was hardly

different from the common Peasant: he himself guided his Hook Plough

(HACKEN-PFLUG), and clattered with his wooden slippers upon the

plankless floor of his hut.... It was a desolate land, without

discipline, without law, without a master. On 9,000 English square miles

lived 500,000 souls: not 55 to the square mile."

SETS TO WORK. "The very rottenness of the Country became an attraction

for Friedrich; and henceforth West-Preussen was, what hitherto Silesia

had been, his favorite child; which, with infinite care, like that of an

anxious loving mother, he washed, brushed, new-dressed, and forced to

go to school and into orderly habits, and kept ever in his eye. The

diplomatic squabbles about this 'acquisition' were still going on,

when he had already sent [so early as June 4th, 1772, and still more on

September 13th of that Year [See his new DIALOGUE with Roden, our Wesel

acquaintance, who was a principal Captain in this business (in PREUSS,

iv. 57, 58: date of the Dialogue is "11th May, 1772;"--Roden was on the

ground 4th June next; but, owing to Austrian delays, did not begin

till September 13th).]] a body of his best Official People into this

waste-howling scene, to set about organizing it. The Landschaften

(COUNTIES) were divided into small Circles; in a minimum of time, the

land was valued, and an equal tax put upon it; every Circle received its

LANDRATH, Law-Court, Post-office and Sanitary Police. New Parishes, each

with its Church and Parson, were called into existence as by miracle;

a company of 187 Schoolmasters--partly selected and trained by

the excellent Semler [famous over Germany, in Halle University and

SEMINARIUM, not yet in England]--were sent into the Country: multitudes

of German Mechanics too, from brick-makers up to machine-builders.

Everywhere there began a digging, a hammering, a building; Cities were

peopled anew; street after street rose out of the heaps of ruins; new

Villages of Colonists were laid out, new modes of agriculture ordered.

In the first Year after taking possession, the great Canal [of Bromberg]

was dug; which, in a length of fifteen miles, connects, by the Netze

River, the Weichsel with the Oder and the Elbe: within one year after

giving the order, the King saw loaded vessels from the Oder, 120 feet in

length of keel," and of forty tons burden, "enter the Weichsel. The vast

breadths of land, gained from the state of swamp by drainage into this

Canal, were immediately peopled by German Colonists.

"As his Seven-Years Struggle of War may be called super-human, so was

there also in his present Labor of Peace something enormous; which

appeared to his contemporaries [unless my fancy mislead me] almost

preternatural, at times inhuman. It was grand, but also terrible, that

the success of the whole was to him, at all moments, the one thing to be

striven after; the comfort of the individual of no concern at all. When,

in the Marshland of the Wetze, he counted more the strokes of the 10,000

spades, than the sufferings of the workers, sick with the marsh-fever in

the hospitals which he had built for them; [Compare PREUSS, iv. 60-71.]

when, restless, his demands outran the quickest performance,--there

united itself to the deepest reverence and devotedness, in his People,

a feeling of awe, as for one whose limbs are not moved by earthly life

[fanciful, considerably!]. And when Goethe, himself become an old man,

finished his last Drama [Second Part of FAUST], the figure of the old

King again rose on him, and stept into his Poem; and his Faust got

transformed into an unresting, creating, pitilessly exacting Master,

forcing on his salutiferous drains and fruitful canals through the

morasses of the Weichsel." [G. Freytag, _Neue Bilder aus dem Leben des

deutschen Volkes_ (Leipzig, 1862), pp. 397-408.]

These statements and pencillings of Freytag, apart from here and there

a flourish of poetic sentiment, I believe my readers can accept as

essentially true, and a correct portrait of the fact. And therewith, CON

LA BOCCA DOLCE, we will rise from this Supper of Horrors. That Friedrich

fortified the Country, that he built an impregnable Graudentz, and two

other Fortresses, rendering the Country, and himself on that Eastern

side, impregnable henceforth, all readers can believe. Friedrich has

been building various Fortresses in this interim, though we have taken

no notice of them; building and repairing many things;--trimming up his

Military quite to the old pitch, as the most particular thing of all. He

has his new Silesian Fortress of Silberberg,--big Fortress, looking

into certain dangerous Bohemian Doors (in Tobias Stusche's Country,

if readers recollect an old adventure now mythical);--his new Silesian

Silberberg, his newer Polish Graudentz, and many others, and flatters

himself he is not now pregnable on any side.

A Friedrich working, all along, in Poland especially, amid what

circumambient deluges of maledictory outcries, and mendacious

shriekeries from an ill-informed Public, is not now worth mentioning.

Mere distracted rumors of the Pamphleteer and Newspaper kind: which,

after hunting them a long time, through dense and rare, end mostly in

zero, and angry darkness of some poor human brain,--or even testify in

favor of this Head-Worker, and of the sense he shows, especially of the

patience. For example: that of the "Polish Towns and Villages, ordered"

by this Tyrant "to deliver, each of them, so many marriageable girls;

each girl to bring with her as dowry, furnished by her parents,

1 feather-bed, 4 pillows, 1 cow, 3 swine and 3 ducats,"--in which

desirable condition this tyrannous King "sent her into the Brandenburg

States to be wedded and promote population." [Lindsey, LETTERS ON POLAND

(Letter 2d). p. 61: Peyssonnel (in some. French Book of his, "solemnly

presented to Louis XVI. and the Constituent Assembly;" cited in PREUSS,

iv. 85); &c. &c.] Feather-beds, swine and ducats had their value in

Brandenburg; but were marriageable girls such a scarcity there? Most

extraordinary new RAPE OF THE SABINES; for which Herr Preuss can find no

basis or source,--nor can I; except in the brain of Reverend Lindsey and

his loud LETTERS ON POLAND above mentioned.

Dantzig too, and the Harbor-dues, what a case! Dantzig Harbor, that

is to say, Netze River, belongs mainly to Friedrich, Dantzig City

not,--such the Czarina's lofty whim, in the late Partition Treatyings;

not good to contradict, in the then circumstances; still less

afterwards, though it brought chicanings more than enough. "And she

was not ill-pleased to keep this thorn in the King's foot for her own

conveniences," thinks the King; though, mainly, he perceives that it is

the English acting on her grandiose mind: English, who were apprehensive

for their Baltic trade under this new Proprietor, and who egged on an

ambitious Czarina to protect Human Liberty, and an inflated Dantzig

Burgermeister to stand up for ditto; and made a dismal shriekery in

the Newspapers, and got into dreadful ill-humor with said Proprietor

of Dantzig Harbor, and have never quite recovered from it to this day.

Lindsey's POLISH LETTERS are very loud again on this occasion, aided

by his SEVEN DIALOGUES ON POLAND; concerning which, partly for extinct

Lindsey's sake, let us cite one small passage, and so wind up.

MARCH 2d, 1775, in answer to Voltaire, Friedrich writes:... "The POLISH

DIALOGUES you speak of are not known to me. I think of such Satires,

with Epictetus: 'If they tell any truth of thee, correct thyself; if

they are lies, laugh at them.' I have learned, with years, to become a

steady coach-horse; I do my stage, like a diligent roadster, and pay

no heed to the little dogs that will bark by the way." And then, three

weeks after:--

"I have at length got the SEVEN DIALOGUES ON POLAND; and the whole

history of them as well. The Author is an Englishman named Lindsey,

Parson by profession, and Tutor to the young Prince Poniatowski,

the King of Poland's Nephew,"--Nephew Joseph, Andreas's Son, NOT the

undistinguished Nephew: so we will believe for poor loud Lindsey's

sake! "It was at the instigation of the Czartoryskis, Uncles of the King,

that Lindsey composed this Satire,--in English first of all. Satire

ready, they perceived that nobody in Poland would understand it, unless

it were translated into French; which accordingly was done. But as their

translator was unskilful, they sent the DIALOGUES to a certain Gerard at

Dantzig, who at that time was French Consul there, and who is at present

a Clerk in your Foreign Office under M. de Vergennes. This Gerard, who

does not want for wit, but who does me the honor to hate me cordially,

retouched these DIALOGUES, and put them into the condition they were

published in. I have laughed a good deal at them: here and there occur

coarse things (GROSSIERETES), and platitudes of the insipid kind:

but there are traits of good pleasantry. I shall not go fencing with

goose-quills against this sycophant. As Mazarin said, 'Let the French

keep singing, provided they let us keep doing.'" [_OEuvres de Frederic,_

xxiii. 319-321: "Potsdam, 2d March, 1775," and "25th March" following.

See PREUSS, iii. 275, iv. 85.]

Chapter V.--A CHAPTER OF MISCELLANIES.

After Neustadt, Kaiser Joseph and the King had no more Interviews.

Kaunitz's procedures in the subsequent Pacification and Partition

business had completely estranged the two Sovereigns: to friendly

visiting, a very different state of mutual feeling had succeeded;

which went on, such "the immeasurable ambition" visible in some of

us, deepening and worsening itself, instead of improving or abating.

Friedrich had Joseph's Portrait hung in conspicuous position in the

rooms where he lived; somebody noticing the fact, Friedrich answered:

"Ah, yes, I am obliged to keep that young Gentleman in my eye." And,

in effect, the rest of Friedrich's Political Activity, from this time

onwards, may be defined as an ever-vigilant defence of himself, and of

the German Reich, against Austrian Encroachment: which, to him, in the

years then running, was the grand impending peril; and which to us in

the new times has become so inexpressibly uninteresting, and will bear

no narrative, Austrian Encroachment did not prove to be the death-peril

that had overhung the world in Friedrich's last years!--

These, accordingly, are years in which the Historical interest goes

on diminishing; and only the Biographical, were anything of Biography

attainable, is left. Friedrich's industrial, economic and other Royal

activities are as beautiful as ever; but cannot to our readers, in our

limits, be described with advantage. Events of world-interest, after the

Partition of Poland, do not fall out, or Friedrich is not concerned in

them. It is a dim element; its significance chiefly German or Prussian,

not European. What of humanly interesting is discoverable in it,--at

least, while the Austrian Grudge continues in a chronic state, and has

no acute fit,--I will here present in the shape of detached Fragments,

suitably arranged and rendered legible, in hopes these may still have

some lucency for readers, and render more conceivable the surrounding

masses that have to be left dark. Our first Piece is of Winter, or late

Autumn, 1771,--while the solution of the Polish Business is still in its

inchoative stages; perfectly complete in the Artist's own mind; Russia

too adhering; but Kaunitz so refractory and contradictory.

HERR DOCTOR ZIMMERMANN, THE FAMOUS AUTHOR OF THE BOOK "ON SOLITUDE,"

WALKS REVERENTIALLY BEFORE FRIEDRICH'S DOOR IN THE DUSK OF AN OCTOBER

EVENING: AND HAS A ROYAL INTERVIEW NEXT DAY.

Friday Evening, 25th October, 1771, is the date of Zimmermann's walk

of contemplation,--among the pale Statues and deciduous Gardenings of

Sans-Souci Cottage (better than any Rialto, at its best),--the eternal

stars coming out overhead, and the transitory candle-light of a King

Friedrich close by.

"At Sans-Souci," says he, in his famed Book, "where that old God of War

(KRIEGSGOTT) forges his thunder-bolts, and writes Works of Intellect

for Posterity; where he governs his People as the best father would

his house; where, during one half of the day, he accepts and reads the

petitions and complaints of the meanest citizen or peasant; comes to

help of his Countries on all sides with astonishing sums of money,

expecting no payment, nor seeking anything but the Common Weal;

and where, during the other half, he is a Poet and Philosopher:--at

Sans-Souci, I say, there reigns all round a silence, in which you can

hear the faintest breath of every soft wind. I mounted this Hill for the

first time in Winter [late Autumn, 25th October, 1771, edge of Winter],

in the dusk. When I beheld the small Dwelling-House of this Convulser

of the World close by me, and was near his very chamber, I saw indeed a

light inside, but no sentry or watchman at the Hero's door; no soul to

ask me, Who I was, or What I wanted. I saw nothing; and walked about as

I pleased before this small and silent House." [Preuss, i. 387 ("from

EINSAMKEIT," Zimmermann's SOLITUDE, "i. 110; Edition of Leipzig,

1784").]

Yes, Doctor, this is your Kriegsgott; throned in a free-and-easy

fashion. In regard to that of Sentries, I believe there do come up from

Potsdam nightly a corporal and six rank-and-file; but perhaps it is at

a later hour; perhaps they sit within doors, silent, not to make noises.

Another gentleman, of sauntering nocturnal habits, testifies to having,

one night, seen the King actually asleep in bed, the doors being left

ajar. [Ib. i. 388.]--As Zimmermann had a DIALOGUE next day with his

Majesty, which we propose to give; still more, as he made such noise in

the world by other Dialogues with Friedrich, and by a strange Book about

them, which are still ahead,--readers may desire to know a little who or

what the Zimmermann is, and be willing for a rough brief Note upon him,

which certainly is not readier than it is rough:--

Johann Georg Zimmermann: born 1728, at Brugg in the Canton of Bern,

where his Father seems to have had some little property and no

employment, "a RATHSHERR (Town-Councillor), who was much respected." Of

brothers or sisters, no mention. The Mother being from the French part

of the Canton, he learned to speak both languages. Went to Bern for his

Latin and high-schooling; then to Gottingen, where he studied Medicine,

under the once great Haller and other now dimmed celebrities. Haller,

himself from Bern, had taken Zimmermann to board, and became much

attached to him: Haller, in 1752, came on a summer visit to native Bern:

Zimmermann, who had in the mean time been "for a few months" in France,

in Italy and England, now returned and joined him there; but the great

man, feeling very poorly and very old, decided that he would like to

stay in Bern, and not move any more;--Zimmermann, accordingly, was sent

to Gottingen to bring Mrs. Haller, with her Daughters, bandboxes and

effects, home to Bern. Which he did;--and not only them, but a soft,

ingenious, ingenuous and rather pretty young Gottingen Lady along with

them, as his own Wife withal. With her he settled as STADTPHYSICUS

(Town-Doctor) in native Brugg; where his beloved Hallers were within

reach; and practice in abundance, and honors, all that the place

yielded, were in readiness for him.

Here he continued some sixteen years; very busy, very successful in

medicine and literature; but "tormented with hypochondria;"--having

indeed an immense conceit of himself, and generally too thin a skin for

this world. Here he first wrote his Book on SOLITUDE, a Book famed over

all the world in my young days (and perhaps still famed); he wrote it

a second time, MUCH ENLARGED, about thirty years after: [_Betrachtungen

uber die Einsamkeit, von Doctor J. G. Zimmermann, Stadtphysicus

in Brugg_ (Zurich, 1756),--as yet only "1 vol. 8vo, price 6d." (5

groschen); but it grew with years; and (Leipzig, 1784) came out

remodelled into 4 vols.;--was translated into French, "with many

omissions," by Mercier (Paris, 1790); into English from Mercier

(London, 1791). "Zurich, 1763-1764:" by and by, one "Dobson did it into

English."] I read it (in the curtailed English-Mercier form, no Scene

in it like the above), in early boyhood,--and thank it for nothing, or

nearly so. Zimmermann lived much alone, at Brugg and elsewhere; all his

days "Hypochondria" was the main company he had:--and it was natural,

but UNprofitable, that he should say, to himself and others, the best

he could for that bad arrangement: poor soul! He wrote also on MEDICAL

EXPERIENCE, a famed Book in its day;" also on NATIONAL PRIDE; and

became famed through the Universe, and was Member of infinite Learned

Societies.

All which rendered dull dead Brugg still duller and more dead; unfit

utterly for a man of such sublime accomplishments. Plenty of Counts

Stadion, Kings of Poland even, offered him engagements; eager to

possess such a man, and deliver him from dull dead Brugg; but he

had hypochondria, and always feared their deliverance might be into

something duller. At length,--in his fortieth year, 1768,--the place of

Court-Physician (HOFMEDICUS) at Hanover was offered him by George the

Third of pious memory, and this he resolved to accept; and did lift

anchor, and accept and occupy accordingly.

Alas, at the Gate of Hanover, "his carriage overset;" broke his poor old

Mother-in-law's leg (who had been rejoicing doubtless to get home

into her own Country), and was the end of her--poor old soul;--and the

beginning of misfortunes continual and too tedious to mention. Spleen,

envy, malice and calumny, from the Hanover Medical world; treatment, "by

the old buckram Hofdames who had drunk coffee with George II.," "which

was fitter for a laquais-de-place" than for a medical gentleman

of eminence: unworthy treatment, in fact, in many or most

quarters;--followed by hypochondria, by dreadful bodily disorder (kind

not given or discoverable), "so that I suffered the pains of Hell," sat

weeping, sat gnashing my teeth, and could n't write a Note after dinner;

followed finally by the sickness, and then by the death, of my poor

Wife, "after five months of torment." Upon which, in 1771, Zimmermann's

friends--for he had many friends, being, in fact, a person of fine

graceful intellect, high proud feelings and tender sensibilities, gone

all to this sad state--rallied themselves; set his Hanover house in

order for him (governess for his children, what not); and sent him

off to Berlin, there to be dealt with by one Meckel, an incomparable

Surgeon, and be healed of his dreadful disorder ("LEIBESSCHADE, of which

the first traces had appeared in Brugg"),--though to most people it

seemed rather he would die; "and one Medical Eminency in Hanover said to

myself [Zimmermann] one day: 'Dr. So-and-so is to have your Pension,

I am told; now, by all right, it should belong to me, don't you think

so?'" What, "I" thought of the matter, seeing the greedy gentleman thus

"parting my skin," may be conjectured!--

The famed Meckel received his famed patient with a nobleness worthy

of the heroic ages. Dodged him in his own house, in softest beds

and appliances; spoke comfort to him, hope to him,--the gallant

Meckel;--rallied, in fact, the due medical staff one morning; came up to

Zimmermann, who "stripped," with the heart of a lamb and lion conjoined,

and trusting in God, "flung himself on his bed" (on his face, or on

his back, we never know), and there, by the hands of Meckel and staff,

"received above 2,000 (TWO THOUSAND) cuts in the space of an hour

and half, without uttering one word or sound." A frightful operation,

gallantly endured, and skilfully done; whereby the "bodily disorder"

(LEIBESSCHADE), whatever it might be, was effectually and forever sent

about its business by the noble Meckel.

Hospitalities and soft, hushed kindnesses and soothing ministrations, by

Meckel and by everybody, were now doubled and trebled: wise kind Madam

Meckel, young kind Mamsell Meckel and the Son (who "now, in

1788, lectures in Gottingen"); not these only, nor Schmucker Head

Army-Surgeon, and the ever-memorable HERR GENERALCHIRURGUS Madan, who

had both been in the operation; not these only, but by degrees all that

was distinguished in the Berlin world, Ramler, Busching, Sulzer, Prime

Minister Herzberg, Queen's and King's Equerries, and honorable men and

women,--bore him "on angel-wings" towards complete recovery. Talked

to him, sang and danced to him (at least, the "Muses" and the female

Meckels danced and sang), and all lapped him against eating cares, till,

after twelve weeks, he was fairly on his feet again, and able to make

jaunts in the neighborhood with his "life's savior," and enjoy the

pleasant Autumn weather to his farther profit.--All this, though

described in ridiculous superlative by Zimmermann, is really touching,

beautiful and human: perhaps never in his life was he so happy, or

a thousandth part so helped by man, as while under the roof of this

thrice-useful Meckel,--more power to Meckel!

Head Army-Surgeon Schmucker had gone through all the Seven-Years War;

Zimmermann, an ardent Hero-worshipper, was never weary questioning

him, listening to him in full career of narrative, on this great

subject,--only eight years old at that time. Among their country drives,

Meckel took him to Potsdam, twenty English miles off; in the end of

October, there to stay a night. This was the ever-memorable Friday, when

we first ascended the Hill of Sans-Souci, and had our evening walk of

contemplation:--to be followed by a morrow which was ten times more

memorable: as readers shall now see. [Jordens, _Lexikon_ (Zimmermann),

v. 632-658 (exact and even eloquent account, as these of Jordens,

unexpectedly, often are); Zimmermann himself, UNTERREDUNGEN MIT

FRIEDRICH DEM GROSSEN (ubi infra); Tissot, _Vie de M. Zimmermann_

(Lausanne, 1797): &c. &c.]

NEXT DAY, ZIMMERMANN HAS A DIALOGUE. Schmucker had his apartments

in "LITTLE SANS-SOUCI," where the King now lived (Big Sans-Souci, or

"Sans-Souci" by itself, means in those days, not in ours at all, "New

Palace, NEUE PALAIS," now in all its splendor of fresh finish). De

Catt, Friedrich's Reader, whom we know well, was a Genevese, and knew

Zimmermann from of old. Schmucker and De Catt were privately twitching

up Friedrich's curiosity,--to whom also Zimmermann's name, and

perhaps his late surgical operation, might be known: "Can he speak

French?"--"Native to him, your Majesty." Friedrich had some notion to

see Zimmermann; and judicious De Catt, on this fortunate Saturday, "26th

October, 1771," morrow after Zimmermann's arrival at Potsdam, "came to

our inn about, 1 P.M. [King's dinner just done]; and asked me to come

and look at the beauties of Sans-Souci [Big Sans-Souci] for a little."

Zimmermann willingly went: Catt, left him in good hands to see the

beauties; slipt off, for his own part, to "LITTLE Sans-Souci;" came

back, took Zimmermann thither; left, him with Schmucker, all trembling,

thinking perhaps the King might call him. "I trembled sometimes, then

again I felt exceeding happiness:" I was in Schmucker's room, sitting

by the fire, mostly alone for a good while, "the room that had once

been Marquis d'Argens's" (who is now dead, and buried far away, good

old soul);--when, at last, about half-past 4, Catt came jumping in,

breathless with joy; snatched me up: "His Majesty wants to speak with

you this very moment!" Zimmermann's self shall say the rest.

"I hurried, hand-in-hand with Catt, along a row of Chambers. 'Here,'

said Catt, 'we are now at the King's room!'--My heart thumped, like

to spring out of my body. Catt went in; but next moment the door again

opened, and Catt bade me enter.

"In the middle of the room stood an iron camp-bed without curtains.

There, on a worn mattress, lay King Friedrich, the terror of Europe,

without coverlet, in an old blue roquelaure. He had a big cocked-hat,

with a white feather [hat aged, worn soft as duffel, equal to most caps;

"feather" is not perpendicular, but horizontal, round the inside of the

brim], on his head.

"The King took off his hat very graciously, when I was perhaps ten steps

from him; and said in French (our whole Dialogue proceeded in French):

'Come nearer, M. Zimmermann.'

"I advanced to within two steps of the King; he said in the mean while

to Catt: 'Call Schmucker in, too.' Herr Schmucker came; placed himself

behind the King, his back to the wall; and Catt stood behind me. Now the

Colloquy began.

KING. "'I hear you have found your health again in Berlin; I wish you

joy of that.'

EGO. "'I have found my life again in Berlin; but at this moment, Sire, I

find here a still greater happiness!' [ACH!]

KING. "'You have stood a cruel operation: you must have suffered

horribly?'

EGO. "'Sire, it was well worth while.'

KING. "'Did, you let them bind you before the operation?'

EGO. "'No: I resolved to keep my freedom.'

KING (laughing in a very kind manner). "'Oh, you behaved like a brave

Switzer! But are you quite recovered, though?'

EGO. "'Sire, I have seen all the wonders of your creation in Sans-Souci,

and feel well in looking at them.'

KING. "'I am glad of that. But you must have a care, and especially not

get on horseback.'

EGO. "'It will be pleasant and easy for me to follow the counsels of

your Majesty.'

KING. "'From what Town in the Canton of Bern are you originally?'

EGO. "'From Brugg.'

KING. "'I don't know that Town.' [No wonder, thought I!]

KING. "'Where did you study?'

EGO. "'At Gottingen: Haller was my teacher.'

KING. "'What is M. Haller doing now?'

EGO. "'He is concluding his literary career with a romance.' [USONG had

just come out;--no mortal now reads a word of it; and the great Haller

is dreadfully forgotten already!]

KING. "'Ah, that is pretty!--On what system do you treat your patients?'

EGO. "'Not on any system.'

KING. "'But there are some Physicians whose methods you prefer to those

of others?'

EGO. "'I especially like Tissot's methods, who is a familiar friend of

mine.'

KING. "'I know M. Tissot. I have read his writings, and value them very

much. On the whole, I love the Art of Medicine. My Father wished me to

get some knowledge in it. He often sent me into the Hospitals; and even

into those for venereal patients, with a view of warning by example.'

EGO. "'And by terrible example!--Sire, Medicine is a very difficult Art.

But your Majesty is used to bring all Arts under subjection to the force

of your genius, and to conquer all that is difficult.'

KING. "'Alas, no: I cannot conquer all that is difficult!' [Hard-mouthed

Kaunitz, for example; stock-still, with his right ear turned on Turkey:

how get Kaunitz into step!]--Here the King became reflective; was silent

for a little moment, and then asked me, with a most bright smile: 'How

many churchyards have you filled?' [A common question of his to Members

of the Faculty.]

EGO. "'Perhaps, in my youth, I have done a little that way! But now it

goes better; for I am timid rather than bold.'

KING. "'Very good, very good.'

"Our Dialogue now became extremely brisk. The King quickened into

extraordinary vivacity; and examined me now in the character of Doctor,

with such a stringency as, in the year 1751, at Gottingen, when I

stood for my Degree, the learned Professors Haller, Richter, Segner

and Brendel (for which Heaven recompense them!) never dreamed of! All

inflammatory fevers, and the most important of the slow diseases, the

King mustered with me, in their order. He asked me, How and whereby I

recognized each of these diseases; how and whereby distinguished them

from the approximate maladies; what my procedure was in simple and

in complicated cases; and how I cured all those disorders? On

the varieties, the accidents, the mode of treatment, of small-pox

especially, the King inquired with peculiar strictness;--and spoke, with

much emotion, of that young Prince of his House who was carried off,

some years ago, by that disorder--[suddenly arrested by it, while on

march with his regiment, "near Ruppin, 26th May, 1767." This is the

Prince Henri, junior Brother of the subsequent King, Friedrich Wilhelm

II., who, among other fooleries, invaded France, in 1792, with such

success. Both Henri and he, as boys, used to be familiar to us in

the final winters of the late War. Poor Henri had died at the age of

nineteen,--as yet all brightness, amiability and nothing else: Friedrich

sent an ELOGE of him to his ACADEMIE, [In _OEuvres de Frederic,_ vii. 37

et seq.] which is touchingly and strangely filled with authentic sorrow

for this young Nephew of his, but otherwise empty,--a mere bottle of

sighs and tears]. Then he came upon Inoculation; went along over an

incredible multitude of other medical subjects. Into all he threw

masterly glances; spoke of all with the soundest [all in superlative]

knowledge of the matter, and with no less penetration than liveliness

and sense.

"With heartfelt satisfaction, and with the freest soul, I made my

answers to his Majesty. It is true, he potently supported and

encouraged me. Ever and anon his Majesty was saying to me: 'That is

very good;--that is excellently thought and expressed;--your mode of

proceeding, altogether, pleases me very well;--I rejoice to see how much

our ways of thinking correspond.' Often, too, he had the graciousness to

add: 'But, I weary you with my many questions!' His scientific questions

I answered with simplicity, clearness and brevity; and could not forbear

sometimes expressing my astonishment at the deep and conclusive (TIEFEN

UND FRAPPANTEN) medical insights and judgments of the King.

"His Majesty came now upon the history of his own maladies. He told me

them over, in their series; and asked my opinion and advice about each.

On the HAEMORRHOIDS, which he greatly complained of, I said something

that struck him. Instantly he started up in his bed; turned his head

round towards the wall, and said: 'Schmucker, write me that down!'

I started in fright at this word; and not without reason! Then our

Colloquy proceeded:--

KING. "'The Gout likes to take up his quarters with me; he knows I am

a Prince, and thinks I shall feed him well. But I feed him ill; I live

very meagrely.'

EGO. "'May Gout, thereby get disgusted, and forbear ever calling on your

Majesty!'

KING. "'I am grown old. Diseases will no longer have pity on me.'

EGO. "'Europe feels that your Majesty is not old; and your Majesty's

look (PHYSIOGNOMIE) shows that you have still the same force as in your

thirtieth year.'

KING (laughing and shaking his head). "'Well, well, well!'

"In this way, for an hour and quarter, with uninterrupted vivacity, the

Dialogue went on. At last the King gave me the sign to go; lifting his

hat very kindly, and saying: 'Adieu, my dear M. Zimmermann; I am very

glad to have seen you.'"

Towards 6 P.M. now, and Friedrich must sign his Despatches; have his

Concert, have his reading; then to supper (as spectator only),--with

Quintus Icilius and old Lord Marischal, to-night, or whom? [Of Icilius,

and a quarrel and estrangement there had lately been, now happily

reconciled, see Nicolai, _Anekdoten,_ vi. 140-142.]

"Herr von Catt accompanied me into the anteroom, and Schmucker followed.

I could not stir from the spot; could not speak, was so charmed and so

touched, that I broke into a stream of tears [being very weak of nerves

at the time!]. Herr von Catt said: 'I am now going back to the King; go

you into the room where I took you up; about eight I will conduct you

home.' I pressed my excellent countryman's hand, I"--"Schmucker said, I

had stood too near his Majesty; I had spoken too frankly, with too much

vivacity; nay, what was unheard of in the world, I had 'gesticulated'

before his Majesty! 'In presence of a King,' said Herr Schmucker, 'one

must stand stiff and not stir.' De Catt came back to us at eight; and,

in Schmucker's presence [let him chew the cud of that!], reported the

following little Dialogue with the King:--

KING. "'What says Zimmermann?'

DE CATT. "'Zimmermann, at the door of your Majesty's room, burst into a

stream of tears.'

KING. "'I love those tender affectionate hearts; I love right well those

brave Swiss people!'

"Next morning the King was heard to say: 'I have found Zimmermann

quite what you described him.'--Catt assured me furthermore, 'Since the

Seven-Years War there had thousands of strangers, persons of rank, come

to Potsdam, wishing to speak with the King, and had not attained that

favor; and of those who had, there could not one individual boast that

his Majesty had talked with him an hour and quarter at once.' [Fourteen

years hence, he dismissed Mirabeau in half an hour; which was itself a

good allowance.]

"Sunday 27th, I left Potsdam, with my kind Meckels, in an enthusiasm

of admiration, astonishment, love and gratitude; wrote to the King from

Berlin, sent him a Tissot's Book (marked on the margins for Majesty's

use), which he acknowledged by some word to Catt: whereupon

I"--In short, I got home to Hanover, in a more or less seraphic

condition,--"with indescribable, unspeakable," what not,--early in

November; and, as a healed man, never more troubled with that disorder,

though still troubled with many and many, endeavored to get a little

work out of myself again. [Zimmermann, _Meine Unterredungen_ (Dialogues)

_with Friedrich the Great_ (8vo, Leipzig, 1788), pp. 305-326.]

"Zimmermann was tall, handsome of shape; his exterior was distinguished

and imposing," says Jordens. [Ubi supra, p. 643.] "He had a firm and

light step; stood gracefully; presented himself well. He had a fine

head; his voice was agreeable; and intellect sparkled in his eyes:"--had

it not been for those dreadful hypochondrias, and confused disasters, a

very pretty man. At the time of this first visit to Friedrich he is 43

years of age, and Friedrich is on the borders of 60. Zimmermann, with

still more famous DIALOGUES, will reappear on us from Hanover, on a sad

occasion! Meanwhile, few weeks after him, here is a Visit of far more

joyful kind.

SISTER ULRIQUE, QUEEN-DOWAGER OF SWEDEN, REVISITS HER NATIVE PLACE

(December, 1771-August, 1772).

Prince Henri was hardly home from Petersburg and the Swedish Visit, when

poor Adolf Friedrich, King of Sweden, died. [12th February, 1771.] A

very great and sad event to his Queen, who had loved her old man; and

is now left solitary, eclipsed, in circumstances greatly altered on the

sudden. In regard to settlements, Accession of the new Prince,

dowager revenues and the like, all went right enough; which was some

alleviation, though an inconsiderable, to the sorrowing Widow. Her two

Princes were absent, touring over Europe, when their Father died, and

the elder of them, Karl Gustav, suddenly saw himself King. They were

in no breathless haste to return; visited their Uncle, their Prussian

kindred, on the way, and had an interesting week at Potsdam and Berlin;

[April 22d-29th: Rodenbeck, iii. 45.] Karl Gustav flying diligently

about, still incognito, as "Graf von Gothland,"--a spirited young

fellow, perhaps too spirited;--and did not reach home till May-day was

come, and the outburst of the Swedish Summer at hand.

Some think the young King had already something dangerous and serious in

view, and wished his Mother out of the way for a time. Certain it is she

decided on a visit to her native Country in December following: arrived

accordingly, December 2d, 1771; and till the middle of August next was a

shining phenomenon in the Royal House and upper ranks of Berlin Society,

and a touching and interesting one to the busy Friedrich himself, as may

be supposed. She had her own Apartments and Household at Berlin, in the

Palace there, I think; but went much visiting about, and receiving many

visits,--fond especially of literary people.

Friedrich's notices of her are frequent in his Letters of the time,

all affectionate, natural and reasonable. Here are the first two I meet

with: TO THE ELECTRESS OF SAXONY (three weeks after Ulrique's arrival);

"A thousand excuses, Madam, for not answering sooner! What will plead

for me with a Princess who so well knows the duties of friendship, is,

that I have been occupied with the reception of a Sister, who has come

to seek consolation in the bosom of her kindred for the loss of a loved

Husband, the remembrance of whom saddens and afflicts her." And again,

two months later: "... Your Royal Highness deigns to take so obliging

an interest in the visit I have had [and still have] from the Queen of

Sweden. I beheld her as if raised from the dead to me; for an absence

of eight-and-twenty years, in the short space of our duration, is almost

equivalent to death. She arrived among us, still in great affliction

for the loss she had had of the King; and I tried to distract her sad

thoughts by all the dissipations possible. It is only by dint of such

that one compels the mind to shift away from the fatal idea where grief

has fixed it: this is not the work of a day, but of time, which in the

end succeeds in everything. I congratulate your Royal Highness on your

Journey to Bavaria [on a somewhat similar errand, we may politely say];

where you will find yourself in the bosom of a Family that adores you:"

after which, and the sight of old scenes, how pleasant to go on to

Italy, as you propose! [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 230, 235. "24th

December 1771," "February, 1772." See also, _"Eptire a la Reine

Douairiere de Suede"_ (Poem on the Troubles she has had: _OEuvres de

Frederic,_ xiii. 74, "written in December, 1770"), and _"Vers a la Reine

de Suede,"_ "January, 1771" (ib. 79).]

Queen Ulrique--a solid and ingenuous character (in childhood a

favorite of her Father's, so rational, truthful and of silent staid

ways)--appears to have been popular in the Berlin circles; pleasant and

pleased, during these eight months. Formey, especially Thiebault, are

copious on this Visit of hers; and give a number of insipid Anecdotes;

How there was solemn Session of the Academy made for her, a Paper of

the King's to be read there, ["DISCOURS DE L'UTILITE DES SCIENCES ET

DES ARTS DAM UN ETAT" (in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ ix. 169 et seq.): read

"27th January, 1772." Formey, ii. 16, &c. &c.]--reading beautifully done

by me, Thiebault (one of my main functions, this of reading the King's

Academy Papers, and my dates of THEM always correct); how Thiebault was

invited to dinner in consequence, and again invited; how Formey dined

with her Majesty "twenty-five times;" and "preached to her in the

Palace, August 19th" (should be August 9th): insipid wholly, vapid and

stupid; descriptive of nothing, except of the vapidities and vanities

of certain persons. Leaving these, we will take an Excerpt, probably our

last, from authentic Busching, which is at least to be depended on for

perfect accuracy, and has a feature or two of portraiture.

Busching, for the last five or six years, is home from Russia;

comfortably established here as Consistorialrath, much concerned with

School-Superintendence; still more with GEOGRAPHY, with copious rugged

Literature of the undigested kind: a man well seen in society; has "six

families of rank which invite him to dinner;" all the dining he is equal

to, with so much undigested writing on his hands. Busching, in his

final Section, headed BERLIN LIFE, Section more incondite even than its

foregoers, has this passage:--

"On the Queen-Dowager of Sweden, Louise Ulrique's, coming to Berlin, I

felt not a little embarrassed. The case was this: Most part of the SIXTH

VOLUME of my MAGAZINE [meritorious curious Book, sometimes quoted by us

here, not yet known in English Libraries] was printed; and in it, in the

printed part, were various things that concerned the deceased Sovereign,

King Adolf Friedrich, and his Spouse [now come to visit us],--and

among these were Articles which the then ruling party in Sweden could

certainly not like. And now I was afraid these people would come upon

the false notion, that it was from the Queen-Dowager I had got the

Articles in question;--notion altogether false, as they had been

furnished me by Baron Korf [well known to Hordt and others of us, at

Petersburg, in the Czar-Peter time], now Russian Minister at Copenhagen.

However, when Duke Friedrich of Brunswick [one of the juniors,

soldiering here with his Uncle, as they almost all are] wrote to me, one

day, That his Lady Aunt the Queen of Sweden invited me to dine with her

to-morrow, and that he, the Duke, would introduce me,--I at once decided

to lay my embarrassment before the Queen herself.

"Next day, when I was presented to her Majesty, she took me by the hand,

and led me to a window [as was her custom with guests whom she judged to

be worth questioning and talking to], and so placed herself in a corner

there that I came to stand close before her; when she did me the

honor to ask a great many questions about Russia, the Imperial Court

especially, and most of all the Grand-Duke [Czar Paul that is to be,--a

kind of kinsman he, his poor Father was my late Husband's Cousin-german,

as perhaps you know]. A great deal of time was spent in this way; so

that the Princes and Princesses, punctual to invitation, had to wait

above half an hour long; and the Queen was more than once informed that

dinner was on the table and getting cold. I could get nothing of my own

mentioned here; all I could do was to draw back, in a polite way, so

soon as the Queen would permit: and afterwards, at table, to explain

with brevity my concern about what was printed in the MAGAZINE; and

request the Queen to permit me to send it her to read for herself. She

had it, accordingly, that same afternoon.

"A few days after, she invited me again; again spoke with me a long

while in the window embrasure, in a low tone of voice: confirmed to

me all that she had read,--and in particular, minutely explained that

LETTER OF THE KING [one of my Pieces] in which he relates what passed

between him and Count Tessin [Son's Tutor] in the Queen's Apartment. At

table, she very soon took occasion to say: 'I cannot imagine to myself

how the Herr Consistorialrath [Busching, to wit] has come upon that

Letter of my deceased Lord the King of Sweden's; which his Majesty did

write, and which is now printed in your MAGAZINE. For certain, the King

showed it to nobody.' Whereupon BUSCHING: 'Certainly; nor is that to

be imagined, your Majesty. But the person it was addressed to must

have shown it; and so a copy of it has come to my hands.' Queen still

expresses her wonder; whereupon again, Busching, with a courageous

candor: 'Your Majesty, most graciously permit me to say, that hitherto

all Swedish secrets of Court or State have been procurable for money and

good words!' The Queen, to whom I sat directly opposite, cast down her

eyes at these words and smiled;--and the Reichsrath Graf von Schwerin [a

Swedish Gentleman of hers], who sat at my left, seized me by the

hand, and said: 'Alas, that is true!'"--Here is a difficulty got

over; Magazine Number can come out when it will. As it did, "next

Easter-Fair," with proper indications and tacit proofs that the Swedish

part of it lay printed several months before the Queen's arrival in our

neighborhood.

Busching dined with her Majesty several times,--"eating nothing," he is

careful to mention and was careful to show her Majesty, "except, very

gradually, a small bit of bread soaked in a glass of wine!"--meaning

thereby, "Note, ye great ones, it is not for your dainties; in fact, it

is out of loyal politeness mainly!" the gloomily humble man.

"One time, the Queen asked me, in presence of various Princes and

Princesses of the Royal House: 'Do you think it advisable to enlighten

the Lower Classes by education?' To which I answered: 'Considering only

under what heavy loads a man of the Lower Classes, especially of the

Peasant sort, has to struggle through his life, one would think it was

better neither to increase his knowledge nor refine his sensibility. But

when one reflects that he, as well as those of the Higher Classes, is to

last through Eternity; and withal that good instruction may [or might,

IF it be not BAD] increase his practical intelligence, and help him

to methods of alleviating himself in this world, it must be thought

advisable to give him useful enlightenment.' The Queen accorded with

this view of the matter.

"Twice I dined with her Majesty at her Sister, Princess Amelia, the

Abbess of Quedlinburg's:--and the second time [must have been Summer,

1772], Professor Sulzer, who was also a guest, caught his death there.

When I entered the reception-room, Sulzer was standing in the middle of

a thorough-draught, which they had managed to have there, on account of

the great heat; and he had just arrived, all in a perspiration, from

the Thiergarten: I called him out of the draught, but it was too late."

[Busching: _Beitrage,_ vi. 578-582.] ACH, MEIN LIEBER SULZER,--Alas,

dear Sulzer: seriously this time!

Busching has a great deal to say about Schools, about the "School

Commission 1765," the subjects taught, the methods of teaching devised

by Busching and others, and the King's continual exertions, under

deficient funds, in this province of his affairs. Busching had

unheard-of difficulty to rebuild the old Gymnasium at Berlin into a new.

Tried everybody; tried the King thrice over, but nobody would. "One of

the persons I applied to was Lieutenant-General von Ramin, Governor of

Berlin [surliest of mankind, of whose truculent incivility there go

many anecdotes]; to Ramin I wrote, entreating that he would take a

good opportunity and suggest a new Town Schoolhouse to his Majesty:

'Excellenz, it will render you immortal in the annals of Berlin!' To

which Ramin made answer: 'That is an immortality I must renounce the

hope of, and leave to the Town-Syndics and yourself. I, for my own part,

will by no means risk such a proposal to his Majesty; which he would,

in all likelihood, answer in the negative, and receive ill at anybody's

hands.'" [Ib. vi. 568.] By subscriptions, by bequests, donations and the

private piety of individuals, Busching aiding and stirring, the thing

was at last got done. Here is another glance into School-life: not from

Busching:--

JUNE 9th, 1771. "This Year the Stande of the Kurmark find they have

an overplus of 100,000 thalers (15,000 pounds); which sum they do

themselves the pleasure of presenting to the King for his Majesty's

uses." King cannot accept it for his own uses. "This money," answers he

(9th June), "comes from the Province, wherefore I feel bound to lay it

out again for advantage of the Province. Could not it become a means of

getting English husbandry [TURNIPS in particular, whether short-horns

or not, I do not know] introduced among us? In the Towns that follow

Farming chiefly, or in Villages belonging to unmoneyed Nobles, we will

lend out this 15,000 pounds, at 4 per cent, in convenient sums for

that object: hereby will turnip-culture and rotation be vouchsafed us;

interest at 4 per cent brings us in 600 pounds annually; and this we

will lay out in establishing new Schoolmasters in the Kurmark, and

having the youth better educated." What a pretty idea; neat and

beautiful, killing two important birds with one most small stone! I have

known enormous cannon-balls and granite blocks, torrent after torrent,

shot out under other kinds of Finance-gunnery, that were not only less

respectable, but that were abominable to me in comparison.

Unluckily, no Nobles were found inclined; English Husbandry ["TURNIPSE"

and the rest of it] had to wait their time. The King again writes: "No

Nobles to be found, say you? Well; put the 15,000 pounds to interest in

the common way,--that the Schoolmasters at least may have solacement:

I will add 120 thalers (18 pounds) apiece, that we may have a chance

of getting better Schoolmasters;--send me List of the Places where the

worst are." List was sent; is still extant; and on the margin of it, in

Royal Autograph, this remark:--

"The Places are well selected. The bad Schoolmasters are mostly Tailors;

and you must see whether they cannot be got removed to little Towns, and

set to tailoring again, or otherwise disposed of, that our Schools might

the sooner rise into good condition, which is an interesting thing."

"Eager always our Master is to have the Schooling of his People improved

and everywhere diffused," writes, some years afterwards, the excellent

Zedlitz, officially "Minister of Public Justice," but much and

meritoriously concerned with School matters as well. The King's ideas

were of the best, and Zedlitz sometimes had fine hopes; but the want of

funds was always great.

"In 1779," says Preuss, "there came a sad blow to Zedlitz's hopes:

Minister von Brenkenhof [deep in West-Preussen canal-diggings and

expenditures] having suggested, That instead of getting Pensions, the

Old Soldiers should be put to keeping School." Do but fancy it; poor

old fellows, little versed in scholastics hitherto! "Friedrich, in his

pinch, grasped at the small help; wrote to the War-Department: 'Send

me a List of Invalids who are fit [or at least fittest] to be

Schoolmasters.' And got thereupon a list of 74, and afterwards 5

more [79 Invalids in all]; War-Department adding, That besides these

scholastic sort, there were 741 serving as BUDNER [Turnpike-keepers,

in a sort], as Forest-watchers and the like; and 3,443 UNVERSORGT"

(shifting for themselves, no provision made for them at all),--such

the check, by cold arithmetic and inexorable finance, upon the genial

current of the soul!--

The TURNIPS, I believe, got gradually in; and Brandenburg, in our

day, is a more and more beautifully farmed Country. Nor were the

Schoolmasters unsuccessful at all points; though I cannot report a

complete educational triumph on those extremely limited terms. [Preuss,

iii. 115, 113, &c.]

Queen Ulrique left, I think, on the 9th of August, 1772; there is sad

farewell in Friedrich's Letter next day to Princess Sophie Albertine,

the Queen's Daughter, subsequently Abbess of Quedlinburg: he is just

setting out on his Silesian Reviews; "shall, too likely, never see your

good Mamma again." ["Potsdam, 10th August, 1772:" _OEuvres de Frederic,_

xxvii. ii. 93.] Poor King; Berlin City is sound asleep, while he rushes

through it on this errand,--"past the Princess Amelia's window," in the

dead of night; and takes to humming tender strophes to her too; which

gain a new meaning by their date. ["A MA SOEUR AMELIE, EN PASSANT, LA

NUIT, SOUS SA FENETRE, POUR ALLER EN SILESIE (AOUT 1772):" _OEuvres de

Frederic,_ xiii. 77.]

Ten days afterwards (19th August, 1772),--Queen Ulrique not yet

home,--her Son, the spirited King Gustav III., at Stockholm had made

what in our day is called a "stroke of state,"--put a thorn in the

snout of his monster of a Senate, namely: "Less of palaver, venality and

insolence, from you, Sirs; we 'restore the Constitution of 1680,' and

are something of a King again!" Done with considerable dexterity and

spirit; not one person killed or hurt. And surely it was the muzzling-up

of a great deal of folly on their side,--provided only there came wisdom

enough from Gustav himself instead. But, alas, there did not, there

hardly could. His Uncle was alarmed, and not a little angry for the

moment: "You had two Parties to reconcile; a work of time, of patient

endeavor, continual and quiet; no good possible till then. And instead

of that--!" Gustav, a shining kind of man, showed no want of spirit, now

or afterwards: but he leant too much on France and broken reeds;--and,

in the end, got shot in the back by one of those beautiful "Nobles"

of his, and came to a bad conclusion, they and he. ["16th-29th March,

1792," death of Gustav III. by that assassination: "13th March, 1809,"

his Son Gustav IV, has to go on his travels; "Karl XIII.," a childless

Uncle, succeeds for a few years: after whom &c.] Scandinavian Politics,

thank Heaven, are none of our business.

Queen Ulrique was spared all these catastrophes. She had alarmed her

Brother by a dangerous illness, sudden and dangerous, in 1775; who

writes with great anxiety about it, to Another still more anxious: [See

"Correspondence with Gustav III." (in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxvii. ii.

84, &c.).] of this she got well again; but it did not last very long.

July 16th, 1782, she died;--and the sad Friedrich had to say, Adieu.

Alas, "must the eldest of us mourn, then, by the grave of those

younger!"

WILHELMINA'S DAUGHTER, ELIZABETH FREDERIKE SOPHIE, DUCHESS OF

WURTEMBERG, APPEARS AT FERNEY (September, 1773).

Of our dear Wilhelmina's high and unfortunate Daughter there should be

some Biography; and there will surely, if a man of sympathy and faculty

pass that way; but there is not hitherto. Nothing hitherto but a few

bare dates; bare and sternly significant, as on a Tombstone; indicating

that she had a History, and that it was a tragic one. Welcome to all of

us, in this state of matters, is the following one clear emergence of

her into the light of day, and in company so interesting too! Seven

years before her death she had gone to Lausanne (July, 1773) to consult

Tissot, a renowned Physician of those days. From Lausanne, after

two months, she visited Voltaire at Ferney. Read this Letter of

Voltaire's:--

TO ELIZABETH FREDERIKE SOPHIE, DUCHESS OF WURTEMBERG (at Lausanne).

"FEENEY, 10th July, 1773.

"MADAM,--I am informed that your most Serene Highness has deigned to

remember that I was in the world. It is very sad to be there, without

paying you my court. I never felt so cruelly the sad state to which old

age and maladies have reduced me.

"I never saw you except as a child [1743, her age then 10]: but you

were certainly the beautifulest child in Europe. May you be the happiest

Princess [alas!], as you deserve to be! I was attached to Madam the

Margravine [your dear Mother] with equal devotedness and respect; and I

had the honor to be pretty deep in her confidence, for some time

before this world, which was not worthy of her, had lost that adorable

Princess. You resemble her;--but don't resemble her in--feebleness of

health! You are in the flower of your age [coming forty, I should fear]:

let such bright flower lose nothing of its splendor; may your happiness

be able to equal [PUISSO EGALER] your beauty; may all your days be

serene, and the sweets of friendship add a new charm to them! These are

my wishes; they are as lively as my regrets at not being at your feet.

What a consolation it would be for me to speak of your loving Mother,

and of all your august relatives! Why must Destiny send you to Lausanne

[consulting Dr. Tissot there], and hinder me from flying thither!--Let

your most Serene Highness deign to accept the profound respect of the

old moribund Philosopher of Ferney.--V." [_OEuvres de Voltaire,_ xcii.

331.]

The Answer of the Princess, or farther Correspondence on the matter, is

not given; evident only that by and by, as Voltaire himself will inform

us, she did appear at Ferney;--and a certain Swedish tourist, one

Bjornstahl, who met her there, enables us even to give the date. He

reports this anecdote:--

"At supper, on the evening of 7th September, 1773, the Princess sat

next to Voltaire, who always addressed her 'VOTRE ALTESSE.' At last the

Duchess said to him, 'TU ES ANON PAPA, JE SUIS TA FILLE, ET JE VOUZ ETRE

APPELEE TA FILLE.' Voltaire took a pencil from his pocket, asked for a

card, and wrote upon it:--

'Ah, le beau titre que voila!

Vous me donnez la premiere des places;

Quelle famille j'aurais la!

Je serais le pere des Graces'

[_OEuvres de Voltaire,_ xviii. 342.]

He gave the card to the Princess, who embraced and kissed him for it."

[Vehse, _Geschichte der Deutschen Hofe_ (Hamburg, 1853), xxv. 252, 253.]

VOLTAIRE TO FRIEDRICH (a fortnight after).

"FERNEY, 22d September, 1773.

"I must tell you that I have felt, in these late days, in spite of all

my past caprices, how much I am attached to your Majesty and to your

House. Madam the Duchess of Wurtemberg having had, like so many others,

the weakness to believe that health is to be found at Lausanne, and that

Dr. Tissot gives it if one pay him, has, as you know, made the journey

to Lausanne; and I, who am more veritably ill than she, and than all

the Princesses who have taken Tissot for an AEsculapius, had not the

strength to leave my home. Madam of Wurtemberg, apprised of all the

feelings that still live in me for the memory of Madam the Margravine

of Baireuth her Mother, has deigned to visit my hermitage, and pass two

days with us. I should have recognized her, even without warning; she

has the turn of her Mother's face with your eyes.

"You Hero-people who govern the world don't allow yourselves to be

subdued by feelings; you have them all the same as we, but you maintain

your decorum. We other petty mortals yield to all our impressions: I set

myself to cry, in speaking to her of you and of Madam the Princess her

Mother; and she too, though she is Niece of the first Captain in Europe,

could not restrain her tears. It appears to me, that she has the talent

(ESPRIT) and the graces of your House; and that especially she is more

attached to you than to her Husband [I should think so!]. She returns, I

believe, to Baireuth,--[No Mother, no Father there now: foolish Uncle

of Anspath died long ago, "3d August, 1757:" Aunt Dowager of Anspach

gone to Erlangen, I hope, to Feuchtwang, Schwabach or Schwaningen,

or some Widow's-Mansion "WITTWENSITZ" of her own; [Lived, finally at

Schwaningen, in sight of such vicissitudes and follies round her, till

"4th February, 1784" (Rodenbeck, iii. 304).] reigning Son, with his

French-Actress equipments, being of questionable figure],--

--"returns, I believe, to Baireuth; where she will find another Princess

of a different sort; I mean Mademoiselle Clairon, who cultivates

Natural History, and is Lady Philosopher to Monseigneur the

Margraf,"--high-rouged Tragedy-Queen, rather tyrannous upon him, they

say: a young man destined to adorn Hammersmith by and by, and not go a

good road.

... "I renounce my beautiful hopes of seeing the Mahometans driven out

of Europe, and Athens become again the Seat of the Muses. Neither you

nor the Kaiser are"--are inclined in the Crusading way at all.... "The

old sick man of Ferney is always at the feet of your Majesty; he feels

very sorry that he cannot talk of you farther with Madam the Duchess of

Wurtemberg, who adores you.--LE VIEUX MALADE." [_OEuvres de Voltaire,_

xcii. 390.]

To which Friedrich makes answer: "If it is forevermore forbidden me to

see you again, I am not the less glad that the Duchess of Wurtemberg has

seen you. I should certainly have mixed my tears with yours, had I been

present at that touching scene! Be it weakness, be it excess of regard,

I have built for her lost Mother, what Cicero projected for his Tullia,

a TEMPLE OF FRIENDSHIP: her Statue occupies the background, and on each

pillar stands a mask (MASCARON) containing the Bust of some Hero in

Friendship: I send you the drawing of it." ["Potsdam, 24th October,

1773:" _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiii. 259:--"Temple" was built in 1768

(Ib. p. 259 n.).] Which again sets Voltaire weeping, and will the

Duchess when she sees it. [Voltaire's next Letter: _OEuvres de

Voltaire,_ xcii. 434.]

We said there hitherto was nearly nothing anywhere discoverable as

History of this high Lady but the dates only; these we now give. She was

"born 30th August, 1732,"--her Mother's and Father's one Child;--four

years older than her Anspach Cousin, who inherited Baireuth too, and

finished off that genealogy. She was "wedded 26th September, 1748;" her

age then about 16; her gloomy Duke of Wurtemberg, age 20, all sunshine

and goodness to her then: she was "divorced in 1757:" "died 6th April,

1780,"--Tradition says, "in great poverty [great for her rank,

I suppose, proud as she might be, and above complaining],--at

Neustadt-on-the-Aisch" (in the Nurnberg region), whither she had

retired, I know not how long after her Papa's death and Cousin's

accession. She is bound for her Cousin's Court, we observe, just now;

and, considering her Cousin's ways and her own turn of mind, it is easy

to fancy she had not a pleasant time there.

Tradition tells us, credibly enough, "She was very like her Mother:

beautiful, much the lady (VON FEINEM TON), and of energetic character;"

and adds, probably on slight foundation, "but very cold and proud

towards the people." [Vehse, xxv. 251.] Many Books will inform you how,

"On first entering Stuttgard, when the reigning Duke and she were met

by a party of congratulatory peasant women dressed in their national

costume, she said to her Duke," being then only sixteen, poor young

soul, and on her marriage-journey, "'WAS WILL DAS GESCHMEISS (Why does

that rabble bore us)!'" This is probably the main foundation. That "her

Ladies, on approaching her, had always to kiss the hem of her gown," lay

in the nature of the case, being then the rule to people of her rank.

Beautiful Unfortunate, adieu:--and be Voltaire thanked, too!--

It is long since we have seen Voltaire before:--a prosperous Lord at

Ferney these dozen years ("the only man in France that lives like a

GRAND SEIGNEUR," says Cardinal Bernis to him once [Their CORRESPONDENCE,

really pretty of its kind, used to circulate as a separate Volume in the

years then subsequent.]); doing great things for the Pays de Gex and

for France, and for Europe; delivering the Calases, the Sirvens and the

Oppressed of various kinds; especially ardent upon the INFAME, as the

real business Heaven has assigned him in his Day, the sunset of

which, and Night wherein no man can work, he feels to be hastening on.

"Couldn't we, the few Faithful, go to Cleve in a body?" thinks he at one

time: "To Cleve; and there, as from a safe place, under the Philosopher

King, shoot out our fiery artilleries with effect?" The Philosopher King

is perfectly willing, "provided you don't involve me in Wars with

my neighbors." Willing enough he; but they the Faithful--alas, the

Patriarch finds that they have none of his own heroic ardor, and that

the thing cannot be done. Upon which, "struck with sorrow," say his

Biographers, "he writes nothing to Friedrich for two years." ["Nov.

1769," recommences (_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiii. 140. 139).]

The truth is, he is growing very old; and though a piercing radiance, as

of stars, bursts occasionally from the central part of him, the outworks

are getting decayed and dim; obstruction more and more accumulating, and

the immeasurable Night drawing nigh. Well does Voltaire himself, at all

moments, know this; and his bearing under it, one must say, is rather

beautiful. There is a tenderness, a sadness, in these his later Letters

to Friedrich; instead of emphasis or strength, a beautiful shrill

melody, as of a woman, as of a child; he grieves unappeasably to have

lost Friedrich; never will forgive Maupertuis:--poor old man! Friedrich

answers in a much livelier, more robust tone: friendly, encouraging,

communicative on small matters;--full of praises,--in fact, sincerely

glad to have such a transcendent genius still alive with him in

this world. Praises to the most liberal pitch everything of

Voltaire's,--except only the Article on WAR, which occasionally (as

below) he quizzes a little, to the Patriarch or his Disciple.

As we have room for nothing of all this, and perhaps shall not see

Voltaire again,--there are Two actual Interviews with him, which, being

withal by Englishmen, though otherwise not good for much, we intend for

readers here. In these last twenty years D'Alembert is Friedrich's chief

Correspondent. Of D'Alembert to the King, it may be or may not, some

opportunity will rise for a specimen; meanwhile here is a short Letter

of the King's to D'Alembert, through which there pass so many threads of

contemporaneous flying events (swift shuttles on the loud-sounding Loom

of Time), that we are tempted to give this, before the two Interviews in

question.

Date of the Letter is two months after that apparition of the Duchess of

Wurtemberg at Ferney. Of "Crillon," an ingenious enough young Soldier,

rushing ardently about the world in his holiday time, we have nothing to

say, except that he is Son of that Rossbach Crillon, who always fancies

to himself that once he perhaps spared Friedrich's life (by a glass of

wine judiciously given) long since, while the Bridge of Weissenfels was

on fire, and Rossbach close ahead. [Supra, x. 6.] Colonel "Guibert"

is another Soldier, still young, but of much superior type; greatly an

admirer of Friedrich, and subsequently a Writer upon him. [Of Guibert's

visit to Friedrich (June, 1773), see Preuss, iv. 214; Rodenbeck, iii.

80.]

In regard to the "Landgravine of Darmstadt," notice these points.

First, that her eldest Daughter is Wife, second Wife, to the

dissolute Crown-Prince of Prussia; and then, that she has Three other

Daughters,--one of whom has just been disposed of in an important way;

wedded to the Czarowitsh Paul of Russia, namely. By Friedrich's means

and management, as Friedrich informs us. [_OEuvres de Frederic,_

(MEMOIRES DE 1763 JUSQU'A 1775), vi. 57.] The Czarina, he says, had sent

out a confidential Gentleman, one Asseburg, who was Prussian by birth,

to seek a fit Wife for her Son: Friedrich, hearing of this, suggested

to Asseburg, "The Landgravine of Darmstadt, the most distinguished and

accomplished of German Princesses, has three marriageable Daughters; her

eldest, married to our Crown-Prince, will be Queen of Prussia in time

coming;--suppose now, one of the others were to be Czarina of Russia

withal? Think, might it not be useful both to your native Country and to

your adopted?" Asseburg took the hint; reported at Petersburg, That of

all marriageable Princesses in Germany, the Three of Darmstadt, one

or the other of them, would, in his humble opinion, be the eligiblest.

"Could not we persuade you to come to Petersburg, Madam Landgravine?"

wrote the Czarina thereupon: "Do us the honor of a visit, your three

Princesses and you!" The Landgravine and Daughters, with decent

celerity, got under way; [Passed through Berlin 16th-19th May, 1773:

Rodenbeck, iii. 78.] Czarowitsh Paul took interesting survey, on

their arrival; and about two months ago wedded the middle one of the

three:--and here is the victorious Landgravine bringing home the other

two. Czarowitsh's fair one did not live long, nor behave well: died of

her first child; and Czarowitsh, in 1776, had to apply to us again for

a Wife, whom this time we fitted better. Happily, the poor victorious

Landgravine was gone before anything of this; she died suddenly five

months hence; [30th March, 1774.] nothing doubting of her Russian

Adventure. She was an admired Princess of her time, DIE GROSSE

LANDGRAFIN, as Goethe somewhere calls her; much in Friedrich's

esteem,--FEMINA SEXU, INGENIO VIR, as the Monument he raised to her

at Darmstadt still bears. [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xx. 183 n. His

CORRESPONDENCE with her is Ib. xxvii ii. 135-153; and goes from 1757 to

1774.]

FRIEDRICH TO D'ALEMBERT.

"POTSDAM, 16th December, 1773.

"M. de Crillon delivered me your CRILLONADE [lengthy Letter of

introduction]; which has completed me in the History of all the Crillons

of the County of Avignon. He does n't stop here; he is soon to be off

for Russia; so that I will take him on your word, and believe him the

wisest of all the Crillons: assuring myself that you have measured and

computed all his curves, and angles of incidence. He will find Diderot

and Grimm in Russia [famous visit of Diderot], all occupied with the

Czarina's beautiful reception of them, and with the many things worthy

of admiration which they have seen there. Some say Grimm will possibly

fix himself in that Country [chose better],--which will be the asylum at

once of your fanatic CHAUMEIXES and of the ENCYCLOPEDISTES, whom he used

to denounce. [This poor Chaumeix did, after such feats, "die peaceably

at Moscow, as a Schoolmaster."]

"M. de Guibert has gone by Ferney; where it is said Voltaire has

converted him, that is, has made him renounce the errors of ambition,

abjure the frightful trade of hired manslayer, with intent to become

either Capuchin or Philosophe; so that I suppose by this time he will

have published a 'Declaration' like Gresset, informing the public That,

having had the misfortune to write a Work on Tactics, he repented it

from the bottom of his soul, and hereby assured mankind that never more

in his life would he give rules for butcheries, assassinations, feints,

stratagems or the like abominations. As to me, my conversion not being

yet in an advanced stage, I pray you to give me details about Guibert's,

to soften my heart and penetrate my bowels.

"We have the Landgravine of Darmstadt here: [Rodenbeck, iii. 89, 90.]

no end to the Landgravine's praises of a magnificent Czarina, and of all

the beautiful and grand things she has founded in that Country. As to

us, who live like mice in their holes, news come to us only from mouth

to mouth, and the sense of hearing is nothing like that of sight.

I cherish my wishes, in the mean while, for the sage Anaxagoras [my

D'Alembert himself]; and I say to Urania, 'It is for thee to sustain thy

foremost Apostle, to maintain one light, without which a great Kingdom

[France] would sink into darkness;' and I say to the Supreme Demiurgus:

'Have always the good D'Alembert in thy holy and worthy keeping.'--F."

[_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 614.]

THE BOSTON TEA (same day). Curious to remark, while Friedrich is writing

this Letter, "THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16th, 1773," what a commotion is

going on, far over seas, at Boston, New England,--in the "Old South

Meeting-house" there; in regard to three English Tea Ships that are

lying embargoed in Griffin's Wharf for above a fortnight past. The case

is well known, and still memorable to mankind. British Parliament,

after nine years of the saddest haggling and baffling to and fro, under

Constitutional stress of weather, and such east-winds and west-winds

of Parliamentary eloquence as seldom were, has made up its mind, That

America shall pay duty on these Teas before infusing them: and America,

Boston more especially, is tacitly determined that it will not; and

that, to avoid mistakes, these Teas shall never be landed at all. Such

is Boston's private intention, more or less fixed;--to say nothing of

the Philadelphias, Charlestons, New Yorks, who are watching Boston, and

will follow suit of it.

"Sunday, November 26th,--that is, nineteen days ago,--the first of

these Tea Ships, the DARTMOUTH, Captain Hall, moored itself in Griffin's

Wharf: Owner and Consignee is a broad-brimmed Boston gentleman called

Rotch, more attentive to profits of trade than to the groans of

Boston:--but already on that Sunday, much more on the Monday following,

there had a meeting of Citizens run together,--(on Monday, Faneuil Hall

won't hold them, and they adjourn to the Old South Meeting-house),--who

make it apparent to Rotch that it will much behoove him, for the sake

both of tea and skin, not to 'enter' (or officially announce) this

Ship DARTMOUTH at the Custom-house in any wise; but to pledge his

broad-brimmed word, equivalent to his oath, that she shall lie dormant

there in Griffin's Wharf, till we see. Which, accordingly, she has

been doing ever since; she and two others that arrived some days later;

dormant all three of them, side by side, three crews totally idle; a

'Committee of Ten' supervising Rotch's procedures; and the Boston world

much expectant. Thursday, December 16th: this is the 20th day since

Rotch's DARTMOUTH arrived here; if not 'entered' at Custom-house in the

course of this day, Custom-house cannot give her a 'clearance' either

(a leave to depart),--she becomes a smuggler, an outlaw, and her fate is

mysterious to Rotch and us.

"This Thursday accordingly, by 10 in the morning, in the Old South

Meeting-house, Boston is assembled, and country-people to the number of

2,000;--and Rotch never was in such a company of human Friends before.

They are not uncivil to him (cautious people, heedful of the verge of

the Law); but they are peremptory, to the extent of--Rotch may shudder

to think what. "I went to the Custom-house yesterday,' said Rotch, 'your

Committee of Ten can bear me witness; and demanded clearance and leave

to depart; but they would not; were forbidden, they said!' 'Go, then,

sir; get you to the Governor himself; a clearance, and out of harbor

this day: had n't you better?' Rotch is well aware that he had; hastens

off to the Governor (who has vanished to his Country-house, on purpose);

Old South Meeting-house adjourning till 3 P.M., for Rotch's return with

clearance.

"At 3 no Rotch, nor at 4, nor at 5; miscellaneous plangent intermittent

speech instead, mostly plangent, in tone sorrowful rather than

indignant:--at a quarter to 6, here at length is Rotch; sun is long

since set,--has Rotch a clearance or not? Rotch reports at large,

willing to be questioned and cross-questioned: 'Governor absolutely

would not! My Christian friends, what could I or can I do?' There are

by this time about 7,000 people in Old South Meeting-house, very few

tallow-lights in comparison,--almost no lights for the mind either,--and

it is difficult to answer. Rotch's report done, the Chairman [one Adams,

"American Cato," subsequently so called] dissolves the sorrowful 7,000,

with these words: 'This Meeting declares that it can do nothing more to

save the Country.' Will merely go home, then, and weep. Hark, however:

almost on the instant, in front of Old South Meeting-house, (a terrific

War-whoop; and about fifty Mohawk Indians,)--with whom Adams seems to be

acquainted; and speaks without Interpreter: Aha?--

"And, sure enough, before the stroke of 7, these fifty painted Mohawks

are forward, without noise, to Griffin's Wharf; have put sentries all

round there; and, in a great silence of the neighborhood, are busy,

in three gangs, upon the dormant Tea Ships; opening their chests, and

punctually shaking them out into the sea. 'Listening from the distance,

you could hear distinctly the ripping open of the chests, and no other

sound.' About 10 P.M. all was finished: 342 chests of tea flung out to

infuse in the Atlantic; the fifty Mohawks gone like a dream; and Boston

sleeping more silently even than usual." ["Summary of the Advices from

America" (in _Gentleman's Magazine_ for 1774, pp. 26, 27); Bancroft,

iii. 536 et seq.]

"Seven in the evening:" this, I calculate, allowing for the Earth's

rotation, will be about the time when Friedrich, well tired with the

day's business, is getting to bed; by 10 on the Boston clocks, when the

process finishes there, Friedrich will have had the best of his sleep

over. Here is Montcalm's Prophecy coming to fulfilment;--and a curious

intersection of a flying Event through one's poor LETTER TO D'ALEMBERT.

We will now give the two English Interviews with Voltaire; one of which

is of three years past, another of three years ahead.

No. 1. DR BURNEY HAS SIGHT OF VOLTAIRE (July, 1770).

In the years 1770-1771, Burney, then a famous DOCTOR OF MUSIC, made

his TOUR through France and Italy, on Musical errands and researches:

[Charles Burney's _Present State of Music in France and Italy, being

the Journal of a Tour through those Countries to collect Materials for

a General History of Music_ (London, 1773). The _History of Music_

followed duly, in Four 4tos (London, 1776-1789).] with these we have no

concern, but only with one most small exceptional offshoot or

episode which grew out of these. Enough for us to know that Burney, a

comfortable, well-disposed, rather dull though vivacious Doctor, age

near 45, had left London for Paris "in June, 1770;" that he was on to

Geneva, intending for Turin, "early in July;" and that his "M. Fritz,"

mentioned below, is a veteran Brother in Music, settled at Geneva for

the last thirty years, who has been helpful and agreeable to Burney

while here. Our Excerpt therefore dates itself, "one of the early days

of July, 1770,"--Burney hovering between two plans (as we shall dimly

perceive), and not exactly executing either:--

.... "My going to M. Fritz broke [was about breaking, but did not quite]

into a plan which I had formed of visiting M. de Voltaire, at the same

hour, along with some other strangers, who were then going to Ferney.

But, to say the truth, besides the visit to M. Fritz being more MY

BUSINESS, I did not much like going with these people, who had only a

Geneva Bookseller to introduce them; and I had heard that some English

had lately met with a rebuff from M. de Voltaire, by going without any

letter of recommendation, or anything to recommend themselves. He asked

them What they wanted? Upon their replying That they wished only to see

so extraordinary a man, he said: 'Well, gentlemen, you now see me: did

you take me for a wild beast or monster, that was fit only to be stared

at as a show?' This story very much frightened me; for, not having, when

I left London, or even Paris, any intention of going to Geneva, I was

quite unprovided with a recommendation. However, I was determined to see

the place of his residence, which I took to be [still LES DELICES],

CETTE MAISON D'ARISTIPPE, CES JARDINS D'PICURE,

to which he retired in 1755; but was mistaken [not The DELICES now at

all, but Ferney, for nine or ten years back].

"I drove to Ferney alone, after I had left M. Fritz. This House is

three or four miles from Geneva, but near the Lake. I approached it with

reverence, and a curiosity of the most minute kind. I inquired WHEN I

first trod on his domain; I had an intelligent and talkative postilion,

who answered all my questions very satisfactorily. M. de Voltaire's

estate is very large here, and he is building pretty farm-houses

upon it. He has erected on the Geneva side a quadrangular JUSTICE, or

Gallows, to show that he is the SEIGNEUR. One of his farms, or rather

manufacturing houses,--for he is establishing a manufacture upon his

estate,--was so handsome that I thought it was his chateau.

"We drove to Ferney, through a charming country, covered with corn and

vines, in view of the Lake, and Mountains of Gex, Switzerland and Savoy.

On the left hand, approaching the House, is a neat Chapel with this

inscription:--

'DEO EREXIT VOLTAIRE MDCCLXI.'

I sent to inquire, Whether a stranger might be allowed to see the House

and Gardens; and was answered in the affirmative. A servant soon came,

and conducted me into the cabinet or closet where his Master had just

been writing: this is never shown when he is at home; but having walked

out, I was allowed that privilege. From thence I passed to the

Library, which is not a very large one, but well filled. Here I found

a whole-length Figure in marble of himself, recumbent, in one of the

windows; and many curiosities in another room; a Bust of himself, made

not two years since; his Mother's picture; that of his Niece, Madam

Denis; his Brother, M. Dupuis; the Calas Family; and others. It is a

very neat and elegant House; not large, nor affectedly decorated.

"I should first have remarked, that close to the Chapel, between that

and the house, is the Theatre, which he built some years ago; where he

treated his friends with some of his own Tragedies: it is now only used

as a receptacle for wood and lumber, there having been no play acted in

it these four years. The servant told me his Master was 78 [76 gone],

but very well. 'IL TRAVAILLE,' said he, 'PENDANT DIX HEURES CHAQUE JOUR,

He studies ten hours every day; writes constantly without spectacles,

and walks out with only a domestic, often a mile or two--ET LE VOILA, LA

BAS, And see, yonder he is!'

"He was going to his workmen. My heart leaped at the sight of so

extraordinary a man. He had just then quitted his Garden, and was

crossing the court before his House. Seeing my chaise, and me on the

point of mounting it, he made a sign to his servant who had been my

CICERONE, to go to him; in order, I suppose, to inquire who I was.

After they had exchanged a few words together, he," M. de Voltaire,

"approached the place where I was standing motionless, in order to

contemplate his person as much as I could while his eyes were turned

from me; but on seeiug him move towards me, I found myself drawn by

some irresistible power towards him; and, without knowing what I did, I

insensibly met him half-way.

"It is not easy to conceive it possible for life to subsist in a form

so nearly composed of mere skin and bone as that of M. de Voltaire."

Extremely lean old Gentleman! "He complained of decrepitude, and said,

He supposed I was anxious to form an idea of the figure of one walking

after death. However, his eyes and whole countenance are still full

of fire; and though so emaciated, a more lively expression cannot be

imagined.

"He inquired after English news; and observed that Poetical squabbles

had given way to Political ones; but seemed to think the spirit of

opposition as necessary in poetry as in politics. _'Les querelles

d'auteurs sont pour le bien de la litterature, comme dans un

gouvernement libre les querelles des grands, et les clameurs des petits,

sont necessaires a la liberte._' And added, 'When critics are silent, it

does not so much prove the Age to be correct, as dull.' He inquired

what Poets we had now; I told him we had Mason and Gray. 'They write

but little,' said he: 'and you seem to have no one who lords it over the

rest, like Dryden, Pope and Swift.' I told him that it was one of the

inconveniences of Periodical Journals, however well executed, that they

often silenced modest men of genius, while impudent blockheads were

impenetrable, and unable to feel the critic's scourge: that Mr. Gray and

Mr. Mason had both been illiberally treated by mechanical critics, even

in newspapers; and added, that modesty and love of quiet seemed in these

gentlemen to have got the better even of their love of fame.

"During this conversation, we approached the buildings that he was

constructing near the road to his Chateau. 'These,' said he, pointing

to them, 'are the most innocent, and perhaps the most useful, of all

my works.' I observed that he had other works, which were of far more

extensive use, and would be much more durable, than those. He was so

obliging as to show me several farm-houses that he had built, and the

plans of others: after which I took my leave." [Burney's _Present State

of Music_ (London, 1773), pp. 55-62.

NO. 2. A REVEREND MR. SHERLOCK SEES VOLTAIRE, AND EVEN DINES WITH HIM

(April, 1776).

Sherlock's Book of TRAVELS, though he wrote it in two languages, and it

once had its vogue, is now little other than a Dance of Will-o'-wisps

to us. A Book tawdry, incoherent, indistinct, at once flashy and opaque,

full of idle excrescences and exuberances;--as is the poor man himself.

He was "Chaplain to the Earl of Bristol, Bishop of Derry;" gyrating

about as ecclesiastical Moon to that famed Solar Luminary, what could

you expect! [Title of his Book is, _Letters from an English Traveller;

translated from the French Original_ (London, 1780). Ditto, _Letters

from an English Trader; written originally in French;_ by the Rev.

Martin Sherlock, A.M., Chaplain to the Earl of Bristol, &c. (a new

Edition, 2 vols., London, 1802).] Poor Sherlock is nowhere intentionally

fabulous; nor intrinsically altogether so foolish as he seems: let that

suffice us. In his Dance of Will-o'-wisps, which in this point happily

is dated,--26th-27th April, 1776,--he had come to Ferney, with proper

introduction to Voltaire; and here (after severe excision of the flabby

parts, but without other change) is credible account of what he saw and

heard. In Three Scenes; with this Prologue,--as to Costume, which is

worth reading twice:--

VOLTAIRE'S DRESS. "On the two days I saw him, he wore white cloth shoes,

white woollen stockings, red breeches, with a nightgown and waistcoat

of blue linen, flowered, and lined with yellow. He had on a grizzle wig

with three ties, and over it a silk nightcap embroidered with gold and

silver."

SCENE I. THE ENTRANCE-HALL OF FERNEY (Friday, 26th April, 1776):

EXUBERANT SHERLOCK ENTERING, LETTER OF INTRODUCTION HAVING PRECEDED.

"He met in the hall; his Nephew M. d'Hornoi" (Grand-nephew; Abbe Mignot,

famous for BURYING Voltaire, and Madame Denis, whom we know, were

D'Hornoi's Uncle and Aunt)--Grand-nephew, "Counsellor in the Parlement

of Paris, held him by the arm. He said to me, with a very weak voice:

'You see a very old man, who makes a great effort to have the honor of

seeing you. Will you take a walk in my Garden? It will please you, for

it is in the English taste:--it was I who introduced that taste into

France, and it is become universal. But the French parody your Gardens:

they put your thirty acres into three.'

"From his Gardens you see the Alps, the Lake, the City of Geneva and its

environs, which are very pleasant. He said:--

VOLTAIRE. "'It is a beautiful prospect.' He pronounced these words

tolerably well.

SHERLOCK. "'How long is it since you were in England?'

VOLTAIRE. "'Fifty years, at least.' [Not quite; in 1728 left; in 1726

had come.] [Supra, vii. 47.]

D'HORNOI. "'It was at the time when you printed the First Edition of

your HENRIADE.'

"We then talked of Literature; and from that moment he forgot his age

and infirmities, and spoke with the warmth of a man of thirty. He

said some shocking things against Moses and against Shakspeare. [Like

enough!]... We then talked of Spain.

VOLTAIRE. "'It is a Country of which we know no more than of the most

savage parts of Africa; and it is not worth the trouble of being known.

If a man would travel there, he must carry his bed, &c. On arriving in

a Town, he must go into one street to buy a bottle of wine; a piece of

a mule [by way of beef] in another; he finds a table in a third,--and he

sups. A French Nobleman was passing through Pampeluna: he sent out for

a spit; there was only one in the Town, and that was lent away for a

wedding.'

D'HORNOI. "'There, Monsieur, is a Village which M. de Voltaire has

built!'

VOLTAIRE. "'Yes, we have our freedoms here. Cut off a little corner, and

we are out of France. I asked some privileges for my Children here, and

the King has granted me all that I asked, and has declared this Pays de

Gex exempt from all Taxes of the Farmers-General; so that salt, which

formerly sold for ten sous a pound, now sells for four. I have nothing

more to ask, except to live.'--We went into the Library" (had made the

round of the Gardens, I suppose).

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