CHAPTER XVI

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_Treats of divers little Matters which occurred in the Fleet, and

of Mr. Winkle's Mysterious Behaviour; and shows how the poor

Chancery Prisoner obtained his Release at last_

Mr. Pickwick felt a great deal too much touched by the warmth of

Sam's attachment, to be able to exhibit any manifestation of anger or

displeasure at the precipitate course he had adopted, in voluntarily

consigning himself to a debtor's prison, for an indefinite period.

The only point on which he persevered in demanding any explanation,

was, the name of Sam's detaining creditor; but this Mr. Weller as

perseveringly withheld.

"It ain't o' no use, sir," said Sam, again and again. "He's a

ma-licious, bad-disposed, vorldly-minded, spiteful, windictive creetur,

with a hard heart as there ain't no soft'nin'. As the wirtuous

clergyman remarked of the old gen'l'm'n with the dropsy, ven he said

that upon the whole he thought he'd rayther leave his property to his

vife than build a chapel vith it."

"But consider, Sam," Mr. Pickwick remonstrated, "the sum is so small

that it can very easily be paid; and having made up my mind that you

shall stop with me, you should recollect how much more useful you would

be, if you could go outside the walls."

"Wery much obliged to you, sir," replied Mr. Weller gravely; "but I'd

rayther not."

"Rather not do what, Sam?"

"Wy, I'd rayther not let myself down to ask a favour o' this here

unremorseful enemy."

"But it is no favour asking him to take his money, Sam," reasoned Mr.

Pickwick.

"Beg your pardon, sir," rejoined Sam; "but it 'ud be a wery great

favour to pay it, and he don't deserve none; that's where it is, sir."

Here Mr. Pickwick, rubbing his nose with an air of some vexation, Mr.

Weller thought it prudent to change the theme of the discourse.

"I takes my determination on principle, sir," remarked Sam, "and you

takes yours on the same ground; vich puts me in mind o' the man as

killed his-self on principle, vich o' course you've heerd on, sir." Mr.

Weller paused when he arrived at this point, and cast a comical look at

his master out of the corners of his eyes.

"There is no 'of course' in the case, Sam," said Mr. Pickwick,

gradually breaking into a smile in spite of the uneasiness which Sam's

obstinacy had given him. "The fame of the gentleman in question never

reached my ears."

"No, sir!" exclaimed Mr. Weller. "You astonish me, sir; he wos a clerk

in a Gov'ment office, sir."

"Was he?" said Mr. Pickwick.

"Yes, he wos, sir," rejoined Mr. Weller; "and a wery pleasant gen'l'm'n

too--one o' the precise and tidy sort, as puts their feet in little

india-rubber fire-buckets ven it's vet weather, and never has no other

bosom friends but hare-skins; he saved up his money on principle,

wore a clean shirt ev'ry day on principle; never spoke to none of his

relations on principle, 'fear they shou'd want to borrow money of him;

and wos altogether, in fact, an uncommon agreeable character. He had

his hair cut on principle vunce a fortnight, and contracted for his

clothes on the economic principle--three suits a year, and send back

the old uns. Being a wery reg'lar gen'l'm'n, he din'd ev'ry day at

the same place, were it wos one and nine to cut off the joint, and a

wery good one and nine's worth he used to cut, as the landlord often

said, with the tears a tricklin' down his face: let alone the way he

used to poke the fire in the vinter time, which wos a dead loss o'

fourpence ha'penny a day: to say nothin' at all o' the aggrawation

o' seein' him do it. So uncommon grand with it too! '_Post_ arter

the next gen'l'm'n,' he sings out ev'ry day ven he comes in. 'See

arter the _Times_, Thomas; let me look at the _Mornin' Herald_, wen

it's out o' hand; don't forget to bespeak the _Chronicle_; and just

bring the _'Tizer_, vill you?' and then he'd set vith his eyes fixed

on the clock, and rush out, just a quarter of a minit afore the time,

to waylay the boy as wos a comin' in with the evenin' paper, vich

he'd read with such intense interest and persewerance as worked the

other customers up to the wery confines o' desperation and insanity,

'specially one i-rascible old gen'l'm'n as the vaiter wos always

obliged to keep a sharp eye on, at sich times, 'fear he should be

tempted to commit some rash act with the carving-knife. Vell, sir,

here he'd stop, occupyin' the best place for three hours, and never

takin' nothin' arter his dinner, but sleep, and then he'd go away to

a coffee-house a few streets off, and have a small pot of coffee and

four crumpets, arter wich he'd walk home to Kensington and go to bed.

One night he wos took very ill; sends for a doctor; doctor comes in a

green fly, with a kind o' Robinson Crusoe set o' steps, as he could let

down ven he got out, and pull up arter him ven he got in, to perwent

the necessity o' the coachman's gettin' down, and thereby undeceivin'

the public by lettin' em see that it wos only a livery coat as he'd

got on, and not the trousers to match. 'Wot's the matter?' said the

doctor. 'Wery ill,' says the patient. 'Wot have you been a eatin'

on?' says the doctor. 'Roast weal,' says the patient. 'Wot's the last

thing you dewoured?' says the doctor. 'Crumpets,' says the patient.

'That's it!' says the doctor. 'I'll send you a box of pills directly,

and don't you never take no more of 'em,' he says. 'No more o' wot?'

says the patient--'Pills?' 'No; crumpets,' says the doctor. 'Wy?' says

the patient, starting up in bed; 'I've eat four crumpets ev'ry night

for fifteen year, on principle.' 'Well then, you'd better leave 'em

off, on principle,' says the doctor. 'Crumpets is wholesome, sir,'

says the patient. 'Crumpets is _not_ wholesome, sir,' says the doctor,

wery fierce. 'But they're so cheap,' says the patient, comin' down a

little, 'and so wery fillin' at the price.' 'They'd be dear to you, at

any price; dear if you wos paid to eat 'em,' says the doctor. 'Four

crumpets a night,' he says, 'vill do your business in six months!'

The patient looks him full in the face, and turns it over in his mind

for a long time, and at last he says, 'Are you sure o' that 'ere,

sir?' 'I'll stake my professional reputation on it,' says the doctor.

'How many crumpets, at a sittin', do you think, 'ud kill me off at

once?' says the patient. 'I don't know,' says the doctor. 'Do you

think half-a-crown's vurth 'ud do it?' says the patient. 'I think it

might,' says the doctor. 'Three shillin's vurth 'ud be sure to do it, I

s'pose?' says the patient. 'Certainly,' says the doctor. 'Wery good,'

says the patient; 'good night.' Next mornin' he gets up, has a fire

lit, orders in three shillin's vurth o' crumpets, toasts 'em all, eats'

em all, and blows his brains out."

"What did he do that for?" inquired Mr. Pickwick, abruptly, for he was

considerably startled by this tragical termination of the narrative.

"Wot did he do it for, sir?" reiterated Sam. "Vy, in support of his

great principle that crumpets wos wholesome, and to show that he

wouldn't be put out of his way for nobody!"

With such like shiftings and changings of the discourse, did Mr.

Weller meet his master's questioning on the night of his taking up his

residence in the Fleet. Finding all gentle remonstrance useless, Mr.

Pickwick at length yielded a reluctant consent to his taking lodgings

by the week of a bald-headed cobbler, who rented a small slip-room in

one of the upper galleries. To this humble apartment Mr. Weller moved

a mattress and bedding which he hired of Mr. Roker; and by the time he

lay down upon it at night, was as much at home as if he had been bred

in the prison, and his whole family had vegetated therein for three

generations.

"Do you always smoke arter you goes to bed, old cock?" inquired Mr.

Weller of his landlord, when they had both retired for the night.

"Yes, I does, young bantam," replied the cobbler.

"Will you allow me to in-quire vy you make up your bed under that 'ere

deal table?" said Sam.

"'Cause I was always used to a four-poster afore I came here, and I

find the legs of the table answer just as well," replied the cobbler.

"You're a character, sir," said Sam.

"I haven't got anything of the kind belonging to me," rejoined the

cobbler, shaking his head; "and if you want to meet with a good one,

I'm afraid you'll find some difficulty in suiting yourself at this

register office."

The above short dialogue took place as Mr. Weller lay extended on his

mattress at one end of the room, and the cobbler on his, at the other;

the apartment being illumined by the light of a rush candle, and the

cobbler's pipe, which was glowing below the table, like a red-hot coal.

The conversation, brief as it was, predisposed Mr. Weller strongly in

his landlord's favour; and raising himself on his elbow he took a more

lengthened survey of his appearance than he had yet had either time or

inclination to make.

He was a sallow man--all cobblers are; and had a strong bristly

beard--all cobblers have. His face was a queer, good-tempered,

crooked-featured piece of workmanship, ornamented with a couple of eyes

that must have worn a very joyous expression at one time, for they

sparkled yet. The man was sixty, by years, and Heaven knows how old

by imprisonment, so that his having any look approaching to mirth or

contentment, was singular enough. He was a little man, and being half

doubled up as he lay in bed, looked about as long as he ought to have

been without his legs. He had a great red pipe in his mouth, and was

smoking, and staring at the rushlight, in a state of enviable placidity.

"Have you been here long?" inquired Sam, breaking the silence which had

lasted for some time.

"Twelve year," replied the cobbler, biting the end of his pipe as he

spoke.

"Contempt?" inquired Sam.

The cobbler nodded.

"Well then," said Sam, with some sternness, "wot do you persewere in

bein' obstinit for, vastin' your precious life away, in this here

magnified pound? Vy don't you give in, and tell the Chancellorship that

you're wery sorry for makin' his court contemptible, and you won't do

so no more?"

The cobbler put his pipe in the corner of his mouth, while he smiled,

and then brought it back to its old place again; but said nothing.

"Vy don't you?" said Sam, urging his question strenuously.

"Ah," said the cobbler, "you don't quite understand these matters. What

do you suppose ruined me, now?"

"Vy," said Sam, trimming the rushlight, "I s'pose the beginnin' wos,

that you got into debt, eh?"

"Never owed a farden," said the cobbler; "try again."

"Well, perhaps," said Sam, "you bought houses, vich is delicate English

for goin' mad: or took to buildin', which is a medical term for bein'

incurable."

The cobbler shook his had and said, "Try again."

"You didn't go to law, I hope?" said Sam, suspiciously.

"Never in my life," replied the cobbler. "The fact is, I was ruined by

having money left me."

"Come, come," said Sam, "that von't do. I wish some rich enemy 'ud try

to vork _my_ destruction in that 'ere vay. I'd let him."

"Oh, I dare say you don't believe it," said the cobbler, quietly

smoking his pipe. "I wouldn't if I was you; but it's true for all that."

"How wos it?" inquired Sam, half induced to believe the fact already,

by the look the cobbler gave him.

"Just this," replied the cobbler; "an old gentleman that I worked for,

down in the country, and a humble relation of whose I married--she's

dead, God bless her, and thank Him for it!--was seized with a fit and

went off."

"Where?" inquired Sam, who was growing sleepy after the numerous events

of the day.

"How should I know where he went?" said the cobbler, speaking through

his nose in an intense enjoyment of his pipe. "He went off dead."

"Oh, that indeed," said Sam. "Well?"

"Well," said the cobbler, "he left five thousand pound behind him."

"And wery gen-teel in him so to do," said Sam.

"One of which," continued the cobbler, "he left to me, 'cause I'd

married his relation, you see."

"Wery good," murmured Sam.

"And being surrounded by a great number of nieces and nevys, as was

always a quarrelling and fighting among themselves for the property, he

makes me his executor, and leaves the rest to me: in trust, to divide

it among 'em as the will prowided."

"Wot do you mean by leavin' it on trust?" inquired Sam, waking up a

little. "If it ain't ready money, where's the use on it?"

"It's a law term, that's all," said the cobbler.

"I don't think that," said Sam, shaking his head. "There's wery little

trust at that shop. Hows'ever, go on."

"Well," said the cobbler: "when I was going to take out a probate of

the will, the nieces and nevys, who was desperately disappointed at not

getting all the money, enters a caveat against it."

"What's that?" inquired Sam.

"A legal instrument, which is as much as to say, it's no go," replied

the cobbler.

"I see," said Sam, "a sort of brother-in-law o' the have-his-carcase.

Well?"

"But," continued the cobbler, "finding that they couldn't agree among

themselves, and consequently couldn't get up a case against the will,

they withdrew the caveat, and I paid all the legacies. I'd hardly done

it, when one nevy brings an action to set the will aside. The case

comes on some months afterwards afore a deaf old gentleman, in a back

room somewhere down by St. Paul's Churchyard; and arter four counsels

had taken a day apiece to bother him regularly, he takes a week or two

to consider, and read the evidence in six vollums, and then gives his

judgment that how the testator was not quite right in his head, and

I must pay all the money back again, and all the costs. I appealed;

the case came on before three or four very sleepy gentlemen, who had

heard it all before in the other court, where they're lawyers without

work; the only difference being, that there they're called doctors,

and in the other places delegates, if you understand that; and they

very dutifully confirmed the decision of the old gentleman below.

After that, we went into Chancery, where we are still, and where I

shall always be. My lawyers have had all my thousand pound long ago;

and what between the estate, as they call it, and the costs, I'm here

for ten thousand, and shall stop here, till I die, mending shoes. Some

gentlemen have talked of bringing it before parliament, and I dare say

would have done it, only they hadn't time to come to me, and I hadn't

power to go to them, and they got tired of my long letters, and dropped

the business. And this is God's truth, without one word of suppression

or exaggeration, as fifty people, both in this place and out of it,

very well know."

The cobbler paused to ascertain what effect his story had produced on

Sam; but finding that he had dropped asleep, knocked the ashes out of

his pipe, sighed, put it down, drew the bedclothes over his head, and

went to sleep too.

Mr. Pickwick was sitting at breakfast, alone, next morning (Sam being

busily engaged in the cobbler's room, polishing his master's shoes and

brushing the black gaiters) when there came a knock at the door, which,

before Mr. Pickwick could cry "Come in!" was followed by the appearance

of a head of hair and a cotton-velvet cap, both of which articles of

dress he had no difficulty in recognising as the personal property of

Mr. Smangle.

"How are you?" said that worthy, accompanying the inquiry with a

score or two of nods; "I say--do you expect anybody this morning?

Three men--devilish gentlemanly fellows--have been asking after you

down-stairs, and knocking at every door on the Hall flight; for which

they've been most infernally blown up by the collegians that had the

trouble of opening 'em."

"Dear me! How very foolish of them," said Mr. Pickwick, rising. "Yes;

I have no doubt they are some friends whom I rather expected to see

yesterday."

"Friends of yours!" exclaimed Smangle, seizing Mr. Pickwick by the

hand. "Say no more. Curse me, they're friends of mine from this minute,

and friends of Mivins's too. Infernal pleasant, gentlemanly dog,

Mivins, isn't he?" said Smangle, with great feeling.

"I know so little of the gentleman," said Mr. Pickwick, hesitating,

"that I----"

"I know you do," interposed Smangle, clasping Mr. Pickwick by the

shoulder. "You shall know him better. You'll be delighted with him.

That man, sir," said Smangle, with a solemn countenance, "has comic

powers that would do honour to Drury Lane Theatre."

"Has he indeed?" said Mr. Pickwick.

"Ah, by Jove he has!" replied Smangle. "Hear him come the four cats in

the wheelbarrow--four distinct cats, sir, I pledge you my honour. Now

you know that's infernal clever! Damme, you can't help liking a man,

when you see these traits about him. He's only one fault--that little

failing I mentioned to you, you know."

As Mr. Smangle shook his head in a confidential and sympathising

manner at this juncture, Mr. Pickwick felt that he was expected to say

something, so he said "Ah!" and looked restlessly at the door.

"Ah!" echoed Mr. Smangle, with a long-drawn sigh. "He's delightful

company, that man is, sir. I don't know better company anywhere; but

he has that one drawback. If the ghost of his grandfather, sir, was

to rise before him this minute, he'd ask him for the loan of his

acceptance on an eighteenpenny stamp."

"Dear me!" exclaimed Mr. Pickwick.

"Yes," added Mr. Smangle; "and if he'd the power of raising him again,

he would, in two months and three days from this time, to renew the

bill!"

"Those are very remarkable traits," said Mr. Pickwick; "but I'm afraid

that while we are talking here, my friends may be in a state of great

perplexity at not finding me."

"I'll show 'em the way," said Smangle, making for the door. "Good day.

I won't disturb you while they're here, you know. By-the-bye----"

As Mr. Smangle pronounced the last three words, he stopped suddenly,

re-closed the door which he had opened, and, walking softly back to Mr.

Pickwick, stepped close up to him on tip-toe, and said in a very soft

whisper:

"You couldn't make it convenient to lend me half-a-crown till the

latter end of next week, could you?"

Mr. Pickwick could scarcely forbear smiling, but managing to preserve

his gravity, he drew forth the coin, and placed it in Mr. Smangle's

palm; upon which that gentleman, with many nods and winks, implying

profound mystery, disappeared in quest of the three strangers, with

whom he presently returned; and having coughed thrice, and nodded as

many times, as an assurance to Mr. Pickwick that he would not forget

to pay, he shook hands all round, in an engaging manner, and at length

took himself off.

"My dear friends," said Mr. Pickwick, shaking hands alternately with

Mr. Tupman, Mr. Winkle, and Mr. Snodgrass, who were the three visitors

in question, "I am delighted to see you."

The triumvirate were much affected. Mr. Tupman shook his head

deploringly; Mr. Snodgrass drew forth his handkerchief with undisguised

emotion; and Mr. Winkle retired to the window, and sniffed aloud.

"Mornin', gen'l'm'n," said Sam, entering at the moment with the shoes

and gaiters. "Avay with melincholly, as the little boy said ven his

school-missis died. Velcome to the College, gen'l'm'n."

"This foolish fellow," said Mr. Pickwick, tapping Sam on the head as he

knelt down to button up his master's gaiters: "this foolish fellow has

got himself arrested in order to be near me."

"What!" exclaimed the three friends.

"Yes, gen'l'm'n," said Sam, "I'm a--stand steady, sir, if you

please--I'm a pris'ner, gen'l'm'n. Con-fined, as the lady said."

"A prisoner!" exclaimed Mr. Winkle, with unaccountable vehemence.

"Hallo, sir!" responded Sam, looking up. "Wot's the matter, sir?"

"I had hoped, Sam, that--nothing, nothing," said Mr. Winkle

precipitately.

There was something so very abrupt and unsettled in Mr. Winkle's

manner, that Mr. Pickwick involuntarily looked at his two friends for

an explanation.

"We don't know," said Mr. Tupman, answering this mute appeal aloud.

"He has been much excited for two days past and his whole demeanour

very unlike what it usually is. We feared there must be something the

matter, but he resolutely denies it."

"No, no," said Mr. Winkle, colouring beneath Mr. Pickwick's gaze;

"there is really nothing. I assure you there is nothing, my dear sir.

It will be necessary for me to leave town, for a short time, on private

business, and I had hoped to have prevailed upon you to allow Sam to

accompany me."

Mr. Pickwick looked more astonished than before.

"I think," faltered Mr. Winkle, "that Sam would have had no objection

to do so; but, of course, his being a prisoner here, renders it

impossible. So I must go alone."

As Mr. Winkle said these words, Mr. Pickwick felt, with some

astonishment, that Sam's fingers were trembling at the gaiters as if he

were rather surprised or startled. Sam looked up at Mr. Winkle, too,

when he had finished speaking; and though the glance they exchanged was

instantaneous, they seemed to understand each other.

"Do you know anything of this, Sam?" said Mr. Pickwick sharply.

"No, I don't, sir," replied Mr. Weller, beginning to button with

extraordinary assiduity.

"Are you sure, Sam?" said Mr. Pickwick.

"Vy, sir," responded Mr. Weller; "I'm sure so far, that I've never

heerd anythin' on the subject afore this moment. If I makes any guess

about it," added Sam, looking at Mr. Winkle, "I haven't got any right

to say what it is, 'fear it should be a wrong 'un."

"I have no right to make any further inquiry into the private affairs

of a friend, however intimate a friend," said Mr. Pickwick, after a

short silence; "at present let me merely say that I do not understand

this at all. There. We have had quite enough of the subject."

Thus expressing himself, Mr. Pickwick led the conversation to different

topics, and Mr. Winkle gradually appeared more at ease, though still

very far from being completely so. They had all so much to converse

about, that the morning very quickly passed away; and when, at three

o'clock, Mr. Weller produced upon the little dining-table a roast leg

of mutton and an enormous meat pie, with sundry dishes of vegetables,

and pots of porter, which stood upon the chairs or the sofa-bedstead,

or where they could, everybody felt disposed to do justice to the meal,

notwithstanding that the meat had been purchased, and dressed, and the

pie made, and baked, at the prison cookery hard by.

To these succeeded a bottle or two of very good wine, for which a

messenger was despatched by Mr. Pickwick to the Horn Coffee-house in

Doctors' Commons. The bottle or two, indeed, might be more properly

described as a bottle or six, for by the time it was drunk and tea

over, the bell began to ring for strangers to withdraw.

But if Mr. Winkle's behaviour had been unaccountable in the morning, it

became perfectly unearthly and solemn when, under the influence of his

feelings and his share of the bottle or six, he prepared to take leave

of his friend. He lingered behind, until Mr. Tupman and Mr. Snodgrass

had disappeared, and then fervently clenched Mr. Pickwick's hand, with

an expression of face in which deep and mighty resolve was fearfully

blended with the very concentrated essence of gloom.

"Good night, my dear sir!" said Mr. Winkle between his set teeth.

"Bless you, my dear fellow!" replied the warm-hearted Mr. Pickwick, as

he returned the pressure of his young friend's hand.

"Now then!" cried Mr. Tupman from the gallery.

"Yes, yes, directly," replied Mr. Winkle. "Good night!"

"Good night," said Mr. Pickwick.

There was another good night, and another, and half-a-dozen more after

that, and still Mr. Winkle had fast hold of his friend's hand, and was

looking into his face with the same strange expression.

"_Is_ anything the matter?" said Mr. Pickwick at last, when his arm was

quite sore with shaking.

"Nothing," said Mr. Winkle.

"Well then, good night," said Mr. Pickwick, attempting to disengage his

hand.

"My friend, my benefactor, my honoured companion," murmured Mr. Winkle,

catching at his wrist. "Do not judge me harshly; do not, when you hear

that, driven to extremity by hopeless obstacles, I----"

"Now then," said Mr. Tupman, reappearing at the door. "Are you coming,

or are we to be locked in?"

"Yes, yes, I am ready," replied Mr. Winkle. And with a violent effort

he tore himself away.

As Mr. Pickwick was gazing down the passage after them in silent

astonishment, Sam Weller appeared at the stair-head, and whispered for

one moment in Mr. Winkle's ear.

"Oh, certainly, depend upon me," said that gentleman aloud.

"Thankee, sir. You won't forget, sir?" said Sam.

"Of course not," replied Mr. Winkle.

"Wish you luck, sir," said Sam, touching his hat. "I should very much

liked to ha' joined you, sir; but the gov'nor o' course is pairamount."

"It is very much to your credit that you remain here," said Mr. Winkle.

With these words they disappeared down-stairs.

"Very extraordinary," said Mr. Pickwick, going back into his room, and

seating himself at the table in a musing attitude. "What _can_ that

young man be going to do?"

He had sat ruminating about the matter for some time, when the voice of

Roker, the turnkey, demanded whether he might come in.

"By all means," said Mr. Pickwick.

"I've brought you a softer pillow, sir," said Roker, "instead of the

temporary one you had last night."

"Thank you," said Mr. Pickwick. "Will you take a glass of wine?"

"You're wery good, sir," replied Mr. Roker, accepting the proffered

glass. "Yours, sir."

"Thank you," said Mr. Pickwick.

"I'm sorry to say that your landlord's every bad to-night, sir," said

Roker, setting down the glass, and inspecting the lining of his hat

preparatory to putting it on again.

"What! The Chancery prisoner!" exclaimed Mr. Pickwick.

"He won't be a Chancery prisoner wery long, sir," replied Roker,

turning his hat round, so as to get the maker's name right side

upwards, as he looked into it.

"You make my blood run cold," said Mr. Pickwick. "What do you mean?"

"He's been consumptive for a long time past," said Mr. Roker, "and

he's taken wery bad in the breath to-night. The doctor said, six months

ago, that nothing but change of air could save him."

"Great Heaven!" exclaimed Mr. Pickwick; "has this man been slowly

murdered by the law for six months!"

"I don't know about that," replied Roker, weighing the hat by the

brims in both hands. "I suppose he'd have been took the same, wherever

he was. He went into the infirmary this morning; the doctor says his

strength is to be kept up as much as possible; and the warden's sent

him wine and broth and that, from his own house. It's not the warden's

fault, you know, sir."

"Of course not," replied Mr. Pickwick, hastily.

"I'm afraid, however," said Roker, shaking his head, "that it's all up

with him. I offered Neddy two sixpenn'orths to one upon it just now,

but he wouldn't take it, and quite right. Thankee, sir. Good night,

sir."

"Stay," said Mr. Pickwick, earnestly. "Where is this infirmary?"

"Just over where you slept, sir," replied Roker. "I'll show you, if you

like to come." Mr. Pickwick snatched up his hat without speaking, and

followed at once.

The turnkey led the way in silence; and gently raising the latch of

the room door, motioned Mr. Pickwick to enter. It was a large, bare,

desolate room, with a number of stump bedsteads made of iron; on one of

which lay stretched the shadow of a man; wan, pale, and ghastly. His

breathing was hard and thick, and he moaned painfully as it came and

went. At the bedside sat a short old man in a cobbler's apron, who, by

the aid of a pair of horn spectacles, was reading from the Bible aloud.

It was the fortunate legatee.

The sick man laid his hand upon his attendant's arm, and motioned him

to stop. He closed the book and laid it on the bed.

"Open the window," said the sick man.

He did so. The noise of carriages and carts, the rattle of wheels,

the cries of men and boys, all the busy sounds of a mighty multitude

instinct with life and occupation, blended into one deep murmur,

floated into the room. Above the hoarse loud hum arose, from time to

time, a boisterous laugh; or a scrap of some jingling song, shouted

forth by one of the giddy crowd, would strike upon the ear for an

instant, and then be lost amidst the roar of voices and the tramp of

footsteps; the breaking of the billows of the restless sea of life that

rolled heavily on without. Melancholy sounds to a quiet listener at any

time; how melancholy to the watcher by the bed of death!

"There is no air here," said the sick man faintly. "The place pollutes

it. It was fresh round about, when I walked there, years ago; but it

grows hot and heavy in passing these walls. I cannot breathe it."

"We have breathed it together for a long time," said the old man.

"Come, come."

There was a short silence, during which the two spectators approached

the bed. The sick man drew a hand of his old fellow-prisoner towards

him, and pressing it affectionately between both his own, retained it

in his grasp.

"I hope," he gasped after a while, so faintly that they bent their

ears close over the bed to catch the half-formed sounds his pale lips

gave vent to: "I hope my merciful Judge will bear in mind my heavy

punishment on earth. Twenty years, my friend, twenty years in this

hideous grave! My heart broke when my child died, and I could not even

kiss him in his little coffin. My loneliness since then, in all this

noise and riot, has been very dreadful. May God forgive me! He has seen

my solitary, lingering death."

He folded his hands, and murmuring something more they could not hear,

fell into a sleep--only a sleep at first, for they saw him smile.

They whispered together for a little time, and the turnkey, stooping

over the pillow, drew hastily back. "He has got his discharge, by G--!"

said the man.

He had. But he had grown so like death in life, that they knew not when

he died.

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