Suddenly I sat up. "Good Lord!" I exclaimed. "Hooray!"

"What is it?"

"Don't you see? This puts matters on an entirely different footing.

Darling, you don't want me to do the right thing, therefore you're not

perfect."

"No; that's settled."

"Well then, you don't deserve a perfect husband."

"I don't want one."

"That's not the point. You don't deserve one."

"No," said Diana.

"Then that's all right," I said; "because you won't get one." And I cut

myself a large slice of cake.

* * * * *

[_Chairman (at Friendly Lead, proposing toast of the performers)._ "All

the hartists have give their services free, and I think you'll agree

with me, gentlemen, that the labourers are worthy of their hire."]

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