[Illustration: Our Leaders. "ENOUGH OF DEEDS! LET'S GET TO WORDS!"]
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[Illustration: _Son (lately returned from big game shooting in Africa)._
"There I stood, the ferocious beast facing me, not a yard away--a
situation needing such calmness and courage as in this quiet little
suburb, my dear mother, you would never be called upon to display."
_Parlourmaid._ "If you please, 'M, there's another bison in the kitchen.
What would you wish done with it?"
_Mother (accustomed to Cockney accent)._ "Put it in Mr. Jack's room,
Beatrice, and take away the one that's chipped."]
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