AN OLD FABLE WITH A NEW APPLICATION.

(_For the benefit of Bolton._)

Two bellicose goats once encountered each other in the middle of a

narrow bridge spanning a deep gulf and a raging torrent. To pass each

other seemed (to them) impossible, at least without much more careful

and courteous mutual self-adjustment than either was at all disposed

for. For one or the other to make way by temporarily backing, was, of

course--to bellicose goats--entirely out of the question. The only

alternative was clearly a butting-match.

[Illustration]

Our angry goats entered upon it with great gusto. Heads hotly

encountered, horns angrily collided. The harder the hits the less did

either feel disposed to give way.

But a narrow bridge over a deep gulf is a bad place for a battle _a

outrance_. The infuriated animals quickly settled the point at issue, in

a way as final as unpleasant, by butting each other over into the gulf,

leaving the disputed path clear for the passage of creatures more

conciliatory and less cantankerous.

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