ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.

_Monday, November 19th._--Such a rush of Peers to the House of Commons

has seldom been seen. Lord WIMBORNE, who knows something of congested

districts, arrived early and secured the coveted seat over the clock.

Lord CURZON, holding a watching brief for the War Cabinet, was only just

in time to secure a place; and Lord COURTNEY and several others found

"standing room only." If we have many more crises Sir ALFRED MOND will

have to make provision for strap-hangers.

There was very little sign of passion in Mr. ASQUITH'S measured

criticism of the Allied Council and of the PRIME MINISTER'S speech on

the subject in Paris. His foil was carefully buttoned, and though it

administered a shrewd thrust now and again it was not intended to draw

blood.

At first the PRIME MINISTER followed this excellent example, and

contented himself with defending, and incidentally re-composing, his

Paris oration. The Allied Council, as now depicted, was a horse of

quite another colour from what it seemed in Paris. A further example of

_camouflage_, I suppose.

Only when he came to deal with his Press critics did he let himself go,

to the delight of the House, which loves him in his swashbuckling mood.

As he confessed, however, that he had deliberately made "a disagreeable

speech" in Paris in order to get it talked about, the Press will

probably consider itself absolved.

_Tuesday, November 20th._--Like John Bull, as represented in last week's

cartoon, Lord LAMINGTON has arrived at the conclusion that compulsory

rationing must come, and the sooner the better. Lord RHONDDA, however,

is still hopeful that John will tighten his own belt, and save him the

trouble. "More Yapping and Less Biting" should be our motto. But if we

fail to live up to it, the machinery for compulsory rationing is all

ready. Indeed, according to Lord DEVONPORT, it has been ready since

April last, when an "S.O.S." to the local authorities was on the point

of being sent, but a timely increase in imports stopped it.

Nobody doubts Commander WEDGWOOD'S essential patriotism; he has proved

it like a knight of old on his body; but he is unfortunate in some of

his political associates, who take advantage of his good-nature. A book

with a preface by himself had been seized by the police on suspicion of

being seditious, and he loudly demanded to be prosecuted. But Sir GEORGE

CAVE was not inclined to set up a legal presumption that the writer of a

preface is responsible for the rest of the book. If he were, a good many

"forewords" would, I imagine, never have been written.

_Wednesday, November 21st._--By a strange oversight the Royal Marines

were not specifically mentioned in the recent Vote of Thanks to the

Services. Apparently the fact that this country is proud of them is one

of those things that must not be told to the Marines. But Dr. MACNAMARA

assured the House that the omission should now be repaired.

[Illustration: "His foil was carefully buttoned."

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