"Major-General F.G. Bond is gazetted Director of Quartering at the
War Office."
Pacifists beware!
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"DIRTY WORK AT DOWNING STREET. BY HORATIO BOTTOMLEY."
_John Bull._
They shouldn't have let him in.
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[Illustration: _Officer._ "WHY WERE YOU NOT AT ROLL-CALL LAST NIGHT?"
_Defaulter._ "WELL, SIR, WITH THIS 'ERE CAMP CAMOUFLAGED SO MUCH, I
COULDN'T FIND MY WAY OUT OF THE CANTEEN."]