"Wanted at once.--Reliable Man for carrying off motor
lorry."--_Clitheroe Advertiser_.
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"To-day the man possesses a second tumb, serviceable for all
ordinary purposes."--_Belfast Evening Telegraph_.
In these days of restricted rations it seems a superflous luxury.
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"Diamond Brooch, 15 cwt., set with three blue white diamonds; make a
handsome present; £9 9s."--_Derby Daily Telegraph_.
It seems a lot for the money; but personally we would sooner have the
same weight of coals.
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