CHAPTER XXVI.

BANTRY.

The village of Bantry, in County Cork, some forty miles from Cork, is

owned and controlled by My Lord Bantry, who is, or, at least, ought to

be, one of the richest men in Ireland. Whether he is or not depends

entirely upon how expensively he lives in Paris, and how much

extravagance he commits there and in London. He certainly screws enough

money out of the unfortunates born upon the land stolen from them by

English Kings and given to him, to make him a richer man than

Rothschild, if he has taken care of it. But I don't suppose he has.

Probably the magnificent estate, robbed from the people, is mortgaged to

its full value, and he supports himself by keeping his so-called tenants

down to a point, in food, shelter, and clothes, that a Camanche Indian

would turn up his nose at. Indeed, were the most degraded Piute

compelled to accept life on the terms that My Lord Bantry imposes upon

the men he robs, he would paint his face, sing his death song, go out

and kill somebody, and die with great pleasure.

[Illustration: A STREET IN AN IRISH VILLAGE.]

[Sidenote: BANTRY VILLAGE.]

Bantry is a pleasant village; that is, some of its streets are pleasant,

and it has the most beautiful bay on the coast. Sailing across the most

lovely body of water I have ever seen, is the famous watering place,

Glengariff, which is the most delicious spot of land in the world. And

Bantry itself has much in its favor, all marred by the abject poverty of

nine-tenths of its inhabitants.

Leaving the main street, which is, like all the streets of Irish

villages, made up of small stores, or shops, as they are called, you

walk up a rather steep hill, pass through a crooked street, and you find

yourself in the midst of the regulation Irish cabins.

[Illustration: BLARNEY CASTLE.]

Miserable structures of stones piled one upon the other, not even daubed

with plaster, with no windows, as a rule, though the more pretentious

ones have a single pane of glass in the wall somewhere. However, as that

pane is almost invariably broken, its principal use is the extra

ventilation it affords.

The cabin is the same size as those on farms, say from ten to twelve

feet wide by fifteen or sixteen in length. In the country, however, they

do have the space above, to the thatched roof, but land is more valuable

in the villages, and My Lord Bantry's expenses in London and Paris are

enormous. He must get more money out of the villagers, and he makes two

stories out of the wretched hovel, and by crowding in two families makes

double rent. The first floor is not above five feet six inches in

height, and the upper is a good foot shorter. In neither floor can an

ordinary man stand upright.

We went up the miserable stairs in one of them, and gained the still

more miserable den above. It was more like a coffin than a room, and the

idea of a coffin was brought forcibly to the mind as you glanced at the

wretched occupants. On a miserable bed of dried leaves, covered with

potato sacks on the one side, was the emaciated form of a man dying of

starvation and consumption. He had about forty-eight hours of life in

him. Upon my word I felt happy to see he was so near death. For having

an excellent reputation, having always been a good man, he is certain to

go, after death, where there would not be the slightest possible chance

of meeting My Lord Bantry or his agent. In the other corner was a flat

stone, upon which a consumptive fire of peat was burning, the smoke

filling the room. Huddled around this fire were five children, under the

watchful eye of a very comely woman. The children were barefooted and

stockingless, and clad in the most deplorable rags, while the mother,

also barefooted, was clothed in the regular cotton slip, without a

particle of underclothing of any kind or description. And into that

garret, poor as it was, came other women, not clothed sufficiently to be

decent, to boil their potatoes at the wretched fire. They have a

practice of exchanging fires in this way, that none shall be wasted.

"What do you pay for this apartment?"

"Ten-pence a week, sor!"

"Are you in arrears for rent?"

"Yis sor. He (pointing to her husband) has been sick, sor, for months,

sor, and cud not worruk."

"What will you do if he dies?"

"We shall be put out, sor."

This with no burst of anguish, with no special tone of anger or

manifestation of emotion. To be "put out" is the common lot of the Irish

laborer, and Irish wife, and they expect it.

[Sidenote: HOW MY LORD BANTRY LIVES.]

And within a mile of that wretched spot, of that dying man and starving

children, My Lord Bantry has a most beautiful castle, luxurious

furniture, filled with pampered flunkies, his stable crowded with the

most wonderful horses, and his table groaning under the weight of the

luxuries of every clime.

[Illustration: FREE SPEECH IN IRELAND--INTERDICTING A LAND LEAGUE

MEETING.]

Surely, not for ten pence a week will he tear this woman from the side

of her dead husband, and throw her, with her helpless children, out into

the cold and wet street?

Yes, but he will, though!

For this family is but one of many thousands on the land which a bad

King stole from the people who owned it. Were this the only case he

might relent; but should he do it in this case he would have to do it

for others, and ten pence a week from thousands aggregates a very large

sum, and My Lord Bantry's expenses are very high, for it costs money to

run a castle, and there is his house in London, his house in Paris, and

his house in Rome, and his houses the Lord knows where; and then his

yacht is rather expensive, as his officers and men must be paid, to say

nothing of the larder and wines necessary to entertain his friends; and

then there is the terrible expense of entertaining his friends from

London during the shooting season, and occasional losses at play, and

all that.

Clearly, the Widow Flanagan must either pay her rent or be pitched out

into the street to make room for some other widow who can pay, for a

while at least, and when she can't pay there are others who can.

It is needless to add that there is in Bantry Bay a splendid English

gunboat armed as in time of war, with burnished guns, with bombs of all

sort of explosive power, rifled guns, which would knock poor Bantry into

a cocked hat in ten minutes, with fine looking marines, armed to the

teeth, which, with the military on shore, would make it very warm for

the widow Flanagan and her friends, should they presume to interfere

with My Lord's land agent, and the bailiffs and the soldiers behind

them. The widow has nothing to do but to bow her head and submit, and

pray that some relief may come to her from somewhere. But where is it to

come from? Not from My Lord, for, as I said, he has his private expenses

to meet; not from his agent, for he was selected for his especial

fondness for pitching women and children into the street; not from

England, for England looks upon every country it has anything to do with

as either to be plundered or traded with; not from the peasantry about

them, for they are in the same boat with the widow.

[Sidenote: A LITTLE PATHOS.]

What becomes of her finally, I don't know. I am altogether too

soft-hearted to stay any length of time where such things are to be seen

every hour.

[Illustration: IN A BOG VILLAGE.]

A pathetic little scene took place in the widow's loft, which

illustrates something of Irish character. As I said the husband and

father was lying upon his wretched pallet, dying of consumption. The

youngest but one of the children was the most beautiful child I have

ever seen, a sweet little fairy, with long curly, blonde hair and black

eyes, built from the ground up, and with a face that a painter would

walk miles to sketch. She was a delicious little dream, a dainty bit of

humanity. True, she had nothing but rags upon her delightful little

figure, and true it was that her sweet little face was smeared with

dirt, and her little hands were as grimy as grimy could be, and her

little shapely bare legs were very red and somewhat pimply. But why not?

Clothes cannot be had for the children when the father works for ten

pence a day and is sick half the time, and nickel-plated bath-tubs and

scented soap are not to be expected in the top of a cabin in which you

cannot stand upright; and how can a child's face be kept clean where

there is no chimney, and where the room is so thick with peat smoke that

you may almost cut it with a knife, and a child that never had a pair

of shoes and stockings could hardly be expected to have white legs and

feet. The cold prevents that.

In our party was an American gentleman, who was blessed with an

abundance of boys, but no girls, and he and his wife had been

contemplating the adoption of a girl. Here was an opportunity to secure

not only a girl, but just the kind of a girl that he would have given

half his estate to be the father of. And so he opened negotiations.

An Irishman who knew him, explained to the father and mother that the

gentleman was a man of means, that his wife was an excellent, good

woman, and that the child would be adopted regularly under the laws of

the State in which he lived, and would be educated, and would rank

equally with his own children in the matter of inheritance, and all

that. In short, Norah would be reared a lady.

Then the American struck in. She, the mother, might select a girl to

accompany the child across the Atlantic, and the girl selected should go

into his family as the child's nurse, and the child should be reared in

the religion of its parents.

The father and mother consulted long and anxiously. It was a terrible

struggle. On the one hand was the child's advantage; on the other,

paternal and maternal love.

Finally a conclusion was arrived at.

"God help me," said the mother, "you shall have her. I know you will be

good to her."

Then the arrangements were pushed very briskly, and, with regular

American business-like vehemence. The girl selected to act as nurse was

the mother's sister, a comely girl of twenty. The American took the

child, and rushed out to the haberdasher's, and purchased an outfit for

her. He put shoes and stockings on her, which was a novel experience,

and a pretty little dress, and a little hat with a feather in it, and a

little sash, and all that sort of thing; and he procured shoes and

stockings for the elder girl, and a tidy dress, and a hat and shawl, and

so forth. And then he brought them back, instructing the mother that he

should leave with them for Cork the next morning at eleven, and that the

girl and the child should be dressed and ready to depart.

[Sidenote: A MOTHER'S LOVE.]

The next morning came, and the American went for his child. She was

dressed, though very awkwardly. The mother had never had any experience

in dressing children, and it was a wonder that she did not get the dress

wrong side up. But there she was, and the mother wailed as one who was

parting with everything that was dear to her, and the father lay and

moaned, looking from Norah to the American. Time was up. The mother took

the baby in her arms, and gave it the final embrace, and the long,

loving kiss; the father took her in his arms, and kissed her; the other

children looked on astounded, while the girl stood weeping.

[Illustration: "DROP THE CHILD!"]

"Good-bye!" said the American; "I will take good care of the baby," and,

taking her from the mother's arms, he started for the door. There was a

shriek--the woman darted to him just as he was closing the door, and

snatched the baby from him.

"Drop the child!" said the father. "You can't have her for all the money

there is in Ameriky."

"No, sor!" ejaculated the mother, half way between fainting and

hysterics. "I can't part wid her!"

And she commenced undressing the baby.

"Take back yer beautiful clothes--give me back the rags that was on

her--but ye can't have the child!"

And the girl--she commenced undressing, too; for she did not want to

obtain clothes under false pretenses. But the American stopped the

disrobing.

"It's bad for the child," he said, "but somehow I can't blame you. You

are welcome to the clothes, though."

And he left as fast as he could, and I noticed he was busy with his

handkerchief about his eyes for some minutes. And I am sorry to say he

indulged in a very profane soliloquy, 'till he got out of the street,

and his objurgations were not leveled at the father and mother.

What became of the clothes I know not, but I presume that, when the

husband died and went where landlords cease from troubling and the weary

are at rest, the widow pawned them to pay the rent, and save the dead

body of her husband from being pitched into the street with herself and

children; and that when My Lord Bantry saw her name on the list, as

paid, he remarked:

"Ah! the Widow Flanagan has paid her rent. I thought she would! What is

necessary with these Irish, is to be firm with them. By the way, is she

paying enough?"

And after ascertaining that the wine had been properly _frappéd_, he

went to his dinner, and the gunboat, and the royal constabulary felt

relieved.

It is a pleasant thing for all concerned to have the Widow Flanagan pay

her rent promptly, and make no fuss about it, except, of course, for the

Widow Flanagan. But she, being an Irish widow, is not to be considered.

But if there is a God of justice and mercy, there will come a time when

she will be considered, and then it will be made very warm for My Lord

Bantry, his agent, the captain of the gunboat, the officers of the

soldiery, and the whole brood of oppressors. There is a Court at which

the Widow Flanagan can appear on equal terms with her landlord, but it

is not in Ireland.

[Sidenote: A RELIGIOUS OPINION.]

[Illustration: NATURE'S LOOKING GLASS.]

If I ever leaned toward the doctrines taught by the Universalists, a

contemplation of the system of Bantryism has entirely and completely

convinced me that they are erroneous. If there is not a lake of fire and

brimstone, a very wide and very deep, and very hot one there ought to

be, and when the British House of Lords meet there, there will always

be a quorum. And My Lord will lift up his eyes to the widow Flanagan and

beg for a drop of water to cool his parched tongue. But he won't get it.

He don't deserve it.

It is impossible to make an American comprehend the width, depth and

breadth of Irish misery until he has seen it with his own eyes. No other

man's eyes are good for anything in this matter, for the reason that

nothing parallel exists this side of the water. And besides this the

writers for the stage and of general literature have most woefully

misrepresented the Irish man and woman, and very much to his and her

disadvantage.

The Irishman of the stage and novel is always a rollicking,

happy-go-lucky sort of a reckless fellow, with a short-tailed coat, red

vest and corduroy trowsers, woolen stockings and stout brogans; with a

bottle of whisky peeping out of his pocket, a blackthorn shillelah in

his fist; always ready for a dance, or a fight, or for love-making, or

any other pleasant employment. There is always on his head a rather bad

hat, worn jauntily, however, and though he may be occasionally rather

short of food, he manages always to get enough to be fat, sleek, and

rosy. And then he always has a laugh on his face, a joke on his lips,

and he goes through life with a perpetual "Hurroo."

[Illustration: THE IRISHMAN OF THE STAGE AND NOVEL.]

[Sidenote: THE REAL AND THE IDEAL.]

And Katy--she is always presented to us clad in a short woolen gown, her

shapely legs enclosed in warm red stockings; and she had a bright red

handkerchief about her neck, with good, comfortable shoes, and a

coquettish straw hat--a buxom girl, who can dance down any lad within

ten miles, and can "hurroo" as well as Pat, and a little better.

The Irish priest is always represented to us as a fat, sleek, jolly

fellow, who is constantly giving his people good advice but who

nevertheless is always ready to sing "The Cruiskeen Lawn," in a "rich,

mellow voice," before a splendid fire in the house of his parishioners,

with a glass of poteen in one hand and a pipe in the other, the company

joining jollily in the chorus. He is supposed to live in luxury from the

superstition of his people, and to have about as rosy a life as any man

on earth.

All these are lies.

The Irishman is the saddest man on the surface of the globe. You may

travel a week and never see a smile or hear a laugh. Utter and abject

misery, starvation and helplessness, are not conducive of merriment.

[Illustration: THE EVICTED IRISHMAN.]

The Irishman has not only no short-tailed coat, but he considers himself

fortunate if he has any coat at all. He has what by courtesy may be

called trowsers, but the vest is a myth. He has no comfortable woolen

stockings, nor is he possessed of the regulation stage shoes. He does

not sing, dance or laugh, for he has no place to sing, laugh and dance

in. He is a moving pyramid of rags. A man who cuts bog all day from

daylight to dark, whose diet consists of a few potatoes twice a day, is

not much in the humor for dancing all night, even were there a place for

him to dance in. And as for jollity, a man with a land agent watching

him like a hawk to see how much he is improving his land, with the

charitable intent of raising the rent, if by any possibility he can

screw more out of him, is not in the mood to laugh, sing, dance or

"hurroo." One might as well think of laughing at a funeral. Ireland is

one perpetual funeral. The ghastly procession is constantly passing.

There is unquestionably a vast fund of humor in the Irishman, which

would be delightful could it have proper vent. You hear faint tones of

it, as it is; but it is in the minor key, and very sad. It always has a

flavor of rack-rent in it, a taste of starvation, a suggestion of

eviction and death, by cold and hunger, on the road-side. It isn't

cheerful. I had much rather have the Irishman silent, than to hear this

remnant of jocularity which is always streaked with blood.

[Illustration: TO MARKET AND BACK FOR SIXPENCE.]

[Sidenote: SEVERAL DELUSIONS.]

The Irish girl is always comely, and, properly clothed and fed, would be

beautiful; still she is comely. Irish landlordism has not been

sufficient to destroy her beauty, although it has done its best. But she

has no gown of woolen stuff--a cotton slip, without underclothing of any

kind, makes up her costume. The comfortable stockings and stout shoes,

and the red kerchief about her neck, are so many libels upon Irish

landlordism. Were My Lord's agent to see such clothing upon a girl, he

would immediately raise the rent upon her father, and confiscate those

clothes. And he would keep on raising the rent till he was certain that

shoes and stockings would be forever impossible. Neither does she dance

Pat down at rustic balls, for a most excellent reason--there are no

balls; and, besides, when she has cut and dried a donkey load of peat,

and walked beside that donkey, barefooted in the cold mud, twelve miles

and back again, and sold that peat for a sixpence, she is not very much

in the humor for dancing down any one. On the contrary, she is mighty

glad to get into her wretched bed of dried leaves, and pull over her the

potato sack which constitutes her sole covering, and, soothed to sleep

by the gruntings of the pigs in the wretched cabin, forget landlords and

rent, and go off into the land of happiness, which to her is America.

She finds in sleep surcease of sorrow, and, besides, it refreshes her to

the degree of walking barefooted through the mud twenty-four miles on

the morrow, to sell another load of peat for sixpence, that she may pay

more money to My Lord Bantry, whose town-house in London, and whose

mistresses in Paris, require a great deal of money. Champagne and the

delicacies of the season are always expensive; and My Lord's appetite,

and the appetite of his wife and mistresses, and his children,

legitimate and illegitimate, are delicate. Clearly, Katy is in no humor

for dancing. She has her share to contribute to all these objects. And

so she eats her meal of potato or stirabout--she never has both at

once--and goes into sleep and dreams.

[Illustration: THE REAL IRISH GIRL.]

As to the priest, there never was a wilder delusion than exists in the

minds of the American people concerning him. I was at the houses, or

rather lodgings, of a great many of them, but one example will suffice.

Half-way between Kenmare and Killarney, in a wild, desolate country,

lives one of these parish priests who are supposed to inhabit luxurious

houses, and to live gorgeously, and to be perpetually singing the

"Cruiskeen Lawn," with a pipe in one hand and a glass of poteen in the

other.

He is a magnificent man. In face and figure he is the exact picture of

the lamented Salmon P. Chase, one of the greatest of Americans; and I

venture the assertion that had he chosen any other profession, and come

to America, where genius and intellect mean something, and where great

ability finds great rewards, he would have been one of the most eminent

of men. A man of great learning, of wonderful intuitions, of cool and

clear judgment, of great nerve and unbounded heart, he would, were he to

come to America, and drop his priestly robes be president of a great

railroad corporation, or a senator, or anything else he chose to be.

But what is he in Ireland? His apartments consist of a bed-room, just

large enough to hold a very poor bed, and a study, in a better class

farm-house, and for which he pays rent, the same as everybody else does.

His floor is uncarpeted, and the entire furniture of his rooms, leaving

out his library, would not invoice ten dollars. His Parish is one of the

wildest and bleakest in Ireland, and is twenty-five miles long and

eighteen wide.

[Illustration: A SMALL, BUT WELL-TO-DO FARMER--COUNTY CORK.]

[Sidenote: "I WAS CALLED TO IT."]

Now, understand that this man is the lawyer, the friend, the guide and

director in temporal as well as spiritual matters of the entire

population of this district. If a husband and wife quarrel it is his

duty to hear and decide. If a tenant gets into trouble with his

landlord he is the go-between to arrange it. In short every trouble,

great and small, in the Parish is referred to him, and he must act. He

is their lawyer as well as their priest. He is their everything. He

supplies to them the intelligence that the most infernal Government on

earth has denied them.

But this is a small part of his duties. He has to conduct services at

all the chapels in this stretch of country. He has to watch over the

morals of all the people. But this is not all. No matter at what hour of

night, no matter what the condition of the weather, the summons to the

bedside of a dying man to administer the last sacraments of the church

must be obeyed. It may be that to do this requires a ride on horseback

of twenty miles in a blinding storm, but it must be done. Every child

must be christened, every death-bed must be soothed, every sorrow

mitigated by the only comfort this suffering people have--faith in their

church.

What do you suppose this magnificent man gets for all this? The largest

income he ever received in his life was one hundred pounds, which,

reduced to American money, amounts to exactly four hundred and

eighty-one dollars. And out of this he has to pay his rent, his food,

his clothing, the keeping of his horse, and all that remained goes in

charity to the suffering sick--every cent of it.

When the father dies his nephews and nieces will not find good picking

from what is left, I assure you.

"Why do you," I asked, "a man capable of doing so much in the world,

stay and do this enormous work, for nothing?"

"I was called to it," was the answer, "what would these poor people do

without me?"

That was all. Here is a man capable of anything, who deliberately

sacrifices a career, sacrifices comfort, sacrifices the life he was

fitted for, sinks his identity, foregoes fame, reputation, everything,

for the sake of a suffering people!

"I was called to it--what would these poor people do without me!"

I am a very vigorous Protestant, and have no especial love for the

Catholic Church, but I shall esteem myself especially fortunate if I can

make a record in this world that will give me a place in the next

within gun shot of where this man will be placed. I am not capable of

making the sacrifices for my fellows that he is doing--I wish to Heaven

I was. I found by actual demonstration why the Irish so love their

priests. They would be in a still worse way, if possible, without them.

Ignorance of the real condition of the farming Irish is almost as common

among the better class of Irishmen, I mean the dwellers in the cities,

as it is among Americans. At one of the fine hotels in Glengariff, a

watering place, I made the acquaintance of an Irish lady, a resident of

Cork. Her husband is a wealthy citizen, a thorough Irishman, a Land

Leaguer and all that, and she is a more ardent Land Leaguer than her

husband. She is a more than usually intelligent lady, with a warm heart,

and she realized, she thought, the wrongs Ireland was suffering, and was

doing, she supposed, all she could to aid the oppressed people.

Now in Glengariff suffering is not permitted to be seen. The hotels are

magnificent, the servants well-clothed and well fed, and it is so

arranged that the people in rags are seldom seen in that vicinity.

But two miles across the bay and you may see all the misery you can

endure. I had been over there and had gone through a dozen or more

cabins, and on my return I expressed myself to the lady in as strong

terms as my command of language permitted.

"Are you not exaggerating?" asked she. "I have never seen such misery as

you describe. It cannot be."

"Because you have never sought it out. But it is there. Fifteen minutes

in a boat will take you to it. Will you go over now, and see for

yourself if I have exaggerated?"

She went. It was a lovely morning; the waters were smiling, and the

Glengariff shore, with its beautiful buildings, its long hedges of

fuchsias along the winding street, the background a mountain of flowers,

was a fairy scene. From this side the mountains on the opposite in the

delicate brown of Autumn, were beautiful. Distance showed you only the

beauties of Nature; it mercifully hid the squalid poverty the mountains

contained.

[Sidenote: THE CONVERSION OF AN IRISH LADY.]

We landed and began the ascent. The land was, as everywhere, bog and

rock, with here and there a spot reclaimed, which smiled in green. We

approached one of the regular hovels.

"How far have we to go before we come to one of the houses you spoke

of?"

"We are at one now."

The woman stood petrified.

"Do people live in such places?"

"Madam, that cabin holds a man, his wife, six children, the wife's

father and brother, pigs, calves and poultry. But you must see for

yourself that I did not exaggerate. Come in with me."

The lady entered, wading pluckily through the slush and mud that

surrounded the cabin, and saw all and more than I had told her. There

was the cold earth floor, wet and slippery, the two wretched beds on

which these people slept, the pigs, the calves and the poultry, which

must be sheltered and grown and fattened, not for their eating, but that

My Lord may have his rent. There was the flat stone in one corner, with

the smoky peat fire, no chimney to carry away the smoke; there were the

half-ragged men, the half-naked women and children, shoeless,

stockingless, skirtless, less everything; in short, there were all the

horrors of absolute destitution, without one single redeeming feature.

"Take me out of this place," she gasped.

It was not a pleasant sight for a lady delicately nurtured and daintily

kept, whose hands had never been in cold water and upon whose face cold

wind had never blown. These people were of her own blood, her own race,

almost her own kin. She said never a word on the way back, but that

afternoon she left Glengariff for Cork. But before she went, a boat went

over the bay, and a dozen families had at least one square meal, and

more money than they had ever seen before.

It is to be hoped that they ate the provisions, but the money--that went

to My Lord's agent for rent, beyond a doubt. And if My Lord's agent was

certain that he could depend upon the lady from Cork as a permanent

almoner, he would ascertain to a penny just how much she intended to

give, and raise the rent to that amount.

My Lord's agent is as ravenous and insatiable as a grave-yard--he takes

all that comes.

The lady from Cork is spending her entire time and a great deal of money

in the interest of her people. It requires actual sight to understand

the condition of the Irish.

[Illustration: SKETCHES IN GALWAY.]

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