BARAK HAGEB AND HIS WIVES

[Illustration: A STORY FOR CHILDREN, FROM THE HUNGARIAN OF MORITZ

JOKAÏ.]

[Moritz Jokaï, the most popular of Hungarian writers living, was

born at Kormorn, in 1825. His father, who was a lawyer, intended

Moritz for the same profession, and at twelve years old the boy

began to drive a quill. But his ambition was to be a painter and an

author. Often, after office hours, he would write or paint in his

own room till day was breaking. His pictures turned out

failures--though he still makes dashing sketches, full of life and

colour--but his writings met with a peculiar stroke of luck. One

day his master lighted on a bundle of his papers, looked into them,

and was amazed to find his clerk a man of genius. He took the

papers to a printer, and had them printed at his own expense. The

book caught the public fancy, and Moritz, who was now an orphan,

took the counsel of his friendly master, and turned from his

engrossing to write tales and plays. At the age of twenty-three he

married Rosa Laborfabri, the greatest of Hungarian actresses--a

step for which his family discarded him, but to which, a year

afterwards, he owed his life. The Revolution broke upon the

country; Moritz drew his sword to strike a blow for liberty, was

present at the surrender of Villagos, was taken prisoner, and was

sentenced to be shot. On the eve of the execution his wife arrived

from Pesth; she had sold her jewels to raise money, with which she

bribed the guards, and the pair escaped into the woods of Buk,

where for some time, in danger of their lives, they lurked in caves

and slept on heaps of leaves. Thence they stole to Pesth, where

they have ever since resided--in summer, in a pretty house, half

buried in its vines and looking from a rising ground across the

roofs and steeples of the grand old city; in winter, in a house

within the town, where Jokaï writes among his books and pictures in

a room ablaze with flowers. His works amount to some two hundred

volumes; indeed, the modern literature of Hungary is almost wholly

his creation; and in everything he writes his original and striking

gifts are visible, whether it be a novel in five volumes, or the

slightest of amusing trifles, like "Barak Hageb and his Wives."]

Barak Hageb had no less than three hundred and sixty-five wives; one for

every day in the year. How he managed in leap year with one wife short,

remains for ever a mystery.

But you are not, therefore, to suppose that Barak was a Sultan; he was

only High Chamberlain--as the title Hageb shows--at the court of Sultan

Mahmoud.

Barak had come into the land in the first instance as ambassador from

the great empire of Mongolia, and the Regent, the widow of the late

Sultan, who was still a young woman, had entrusted everything to him.

Mahmoud was as yet no more than a child.

Barak governed as he thought fit. It was a very thrifty rule. He

introduced that reform in the army by which the soldier's pay was

reduced from four half-pennies to three; for he declared that three was

a sacred number, if only because there had been three Prophets.

One day the Grand Vizier Darfoor Ali came to visit the worthy Barak

Hageb, and while they sipped their coffee the guest spoke: "Verily,"

said he, "it is a piece of folly quite unworthy of you to keep so many

wives. If, indeed, it were the custom with us, as among the Franks, to

give wives for nothing, or even on occasion to pay a dowry to the

husband, I should have nothing to say to it, for you would be richer

than King Croesus. But among us the world is topsy-turvy; we buy our

wives, and generally pay money down. You have squandered vast sums in

this way. If it had been your own money it would have mattered nothing.

But it is the nation's money that you have spent to buy more and more

wives--that is where the mischief lies. A hundred warriors could be

placed in the field for the price of one of your wives."

"Very true; but would a hundred warriors afford me greater pleasure than

one beautiful woman?" replied Barak, with profound wisdom. And Ali was

obliged in his soul to admit that he was right.

However, he objected to the multiplicity of wives, saying: "Everyone may

gather as many flowers in the garden of the world as he possibly can.

This the Prophet allows, and you might have collected every variety:

fair and dark, pale and black, blue-eyed and green-eyed women, yellow

Chinese and tawny Malays, and, for aught I care, women who dye their

hair red and their teeth black; still, I think that one specimen of each

would have been enough. By Allah! Why, you could not even repeat the

names of all your wives, or the use they are to you."

[Illustration: "I WILL ENUMERATE THEM ALL."]

"You are quite mistaken," replied Barak Hageb. "I will enumerate them

all in order. First, there is Ildibah, who can prophesy, and is

indispensable to the fate of the country; then there is Hafitem, a

ghost-seer, who calls up the spirits of the dead; Nourmahal, who

understands the language of birds better than I understand yours;

Alpaida, who tells tales which would send even a Sultan to sleep; and

Mahaderi and Assinta, who dance a _pas de deux_ to perfection. As to

Mangora, she makes cakes fit for a King, and Sandabad prepares such a

miraculous sherbet that when you have drunk it, it makes you sad to wipe

your moustache. Via Hia, my Chinese wife, has a way of arranging

cock-fights which are more amusing than a battle; and Haka, the Hindoo,

can subjugate wild beasts, and tame even lions to harness to her

chariot. Roxana is an astrologer, and can tell you the day of your

death; Aysha understands the culture of flowers; Kaika to be sure is

hideous, but to this peculiarity she adds the power of rubbing the gout

out of my limbs. Jarko, my Tartar wife, is an accomplished horsewoman,

and teaches the others to ride. Abuzayda, who is highly educated, writes

the letters I dictate to her; Josa reads to me out of the Koran; Rachel

sings psalms, in which she is assisted by Kadigaval and Samuza, for a

man of any position at all must have a trio. Of Tukinna I need only say

that she is a rope-dancer, while Zibella can cast a knife with such

precision as to divide a human hair at twelve paces. Barossa is skilled

in medicine, Aliben embroiders in gold, Alaciel binds my turban

admirably, and Khatum of Bagdad interprets my most interesting dreams.

Mavola plays the harp, Zebra the tom-tom, and Hia the tambourine, a

quite celestial harmony. Ah, and then Sichem----"

The Grand Vizier had begun by counting the list of ladies on his

fingers, and then on his toes; but when the number already exceeded

thirty, he cried "Hold, enough!" for he began to fear that he should

remain all night, and still that his friend would not have done.

"Well, well," he broke in, "I have heard enough. No doubt you require

all the three hundred and sixty-five. Each of them has her admirable

side, but beware lest some day the bad side should be turned outwards."

And the Grand Vizier was right, as we shall see in the sequel.

* * * * *

Sultan Sidi Ahmed, of Herman, the ruler of an adjacent State, had

received information that the people in Mahmoud's territory were

ill-content, and he determined to set the oppressed free. To cure the

diseases of his neighbour was in all ages a favourite undertaking with

every Oriental Sovereign.

Sidi Ahmed was master of a vast army. Some Persian writers affirm that

he had ten thousand soldiers, while other historians estimate them as at

least a hundred thousand. Something between the two is probably nearer

the truth. He had three hundred horsemen; that much is certain.

Before declaring war, the Sultan raised his soldiers' pay from four

halfpennies to five. This announcement fired the whole army with

enthusiasm. At the head of the troops was the Sultan himself. He and his

horse were a blaze of jewels, a sight which filled his bare-foot troops

with honest pride. The most costly delicacies were carried in his train,

and the thought that he alone would feast on these dainties brought

great consolation to the hungry warriors.

Mahmoud, too, fitted out a great army; of how many men history does not

tell, but at any rate they were twice as many as the enemy could put

into the field. The Grand Vizier Darfoor Ali led them in person.

[Illustration: ILDIBAH PROPHESIES.]

On the eve of the first battle one of Barak's wives, the above-named

Ildibah, foretold that the neighbouring realm would be brought to

nought; and the lady Roxana, who was also a soothsayer, solemnly

declared that on the morrow Sidi Ahmed must die. Barak Hageb had these

prophecies proclaimed in the capital, and the enthusiasm was soon

general. Barak himself was firmly convinced that both would be

fulfilled; he and all his wifely following took up a position next day

on a hill overlooking the field of battle, whence they could enjoy the

delightful prospect of the enemy's defeat.

The struggle began at daybreak, but it did not last long. The historians

before quoted, or rather alluded to, differ widely in their accounts.

Persian chroniclers assert that Mahmoud's army lost forty-five thousand

men, and that the enemy only left three for dead; another writer, on the

contrary, says that Mahmoud's troops lost not even a slipper, much less

the man belonging thereto, while the dead on the other side may be

reckoned in round numbers at thirty-three thousand. In this case,

again, perhaps the truth lies between the two. But by fairly trustworthy

accounts the worthy Mahmoud's army--the men whose pay had been so

liberally reduced--at the first onslaught took to their heels, seizing

the opportunity of showing that no one could catch them up. What wonder?

Who would care to sell his life for three halfpence? Sidi Ahmed's troops

thereupon announced that they were masters of the field, and their first

business was to plunder the villages in the neighbourhood, at that time

a favourite way of setting a people free.

[Illustration: "A TALL WARRIOR RODE FORTH."]

"By the beard of the Prophet!" cried Barak Hageb, as he saw his

countrymen take to flight, "I almost fancy that Ildibah's prophecy will

not be fulfilled; on the contrary, our side seems to be losing."

"Patience," said Ildibah, to comfort him, "the sun has not yet sunk in

the sea."

This observation was true, no doubt, yet did Barak Hageb tarry no longer

to philosophise, but set spurs into his horse and rode away. His wives

followed his example.

Sidi Ahmed, the conqueror, had heard many fine things about the fabulous

wealth of Barak Hageb, and more especially about his choice collection

of wives; and when he was told that Barak and his women had taken to

flight he thought he could not do better than start at once in pursuit.

Till late at night two clouds of dust might be discerned scudding along

one behind the other: the foremost raised by Barak and his wives, the

second by Sidi Ahmed's horsemen.

"By the apron of the Prophet's wife!" Barak growled, "Roxana's

prognostications have not proved true. It is I who shall be a dead man

this day, and not Sidi Ahmed."

"The stars are not yet risen," replied the sage Roxana, and she added:

"But there, by that tank, we will rest awhile. There you can perform

your evening ablutions. Leave the rest to us."

But never had Barak so little enjoyed his bath.

* * * * *

The women meanwhile were plotting a stratagem. They cut off the horses'

tails and made themselves false beards, so that they looked quite

terrible. They cut bamboo canes in the neighbouring thicket, and

fastened their dainty little daggers to the end of them; thus they

contrived excellent lances. When Barak Hageb returned from his evening

devotions, instead of his troop of docile wives, he found an army of

bearded warriors! He started, for they really looked very dreadful.

Jarko the Tartar and Zibella the Indian commanded the light cavalry; and

on this occasion the wonder was wrought, that one woman would obey

another's orders. To be sure, the times were evil.

The little army formed in three divisions, and awaited the enemy's

onslaught. Sidi Ahmed came rushing on in hot haste. But when he saw this

force, with beards flowing down to their stirrup-irons, his heart sank

into the depths of his baggy pantaloons. Before he had quite recovered

from the shock, a tall warrior rode forth and called to him: "Sidi

Ahmed! if you are not a coward, come out and try your strength with me

in single combat."

This hero was Zibella, so greatly skilled in casting the knife. Nor did

her cunning betray her. She flung her javelin, and Sidi Ahmed was that

instant a dead man; he had not time to drop from his horse.

[Illustration: "HE HAD NOT TIME TO DROP FROM HIS HORSE."]

The rest of the Amazons, under the command of Jarko, now pressed on the

enemy. But Sidi Ahmed's followers did not like the look of things. Five

halfpence are indeed a handsome sum, but even for such a guerdon as this

a man will not give his skin to be punctured _ad libitum_. So each man

flung his shield over his back, which he turned on the adversary, and

the horsemen fled as fast as feet could carry them, shouting as they

went: "The Tartars are on us, the barbarians are at our heels! Ten

thousand--twenty thousand--a hundred thousand fighting men have risen up

to protect Barak Hageb! Ride for your lives--ride! The Tartars shoot

with lightnings!"

* * * * *

"Now you see that my prophecy is fulfilled!" said Roxana to Barak Hageb.

"Sidi Ahmed lies dead before you."

"And mine, too, will yet come true," said Ildibah. "Our enemy's realm

will perish. Let us hasten to Kerman!"

So they cut off the dead Sultan's head, and set it on a lance. With this

badge of victory they rode in triumph to Kerman, their followers

increasing from hour to hour. The soldiers who had ran away came out of

their hiding-places, and joined the array, so that it was a large force

by the time they crossed the frontier. The gates of the towns were flung

open joyfully, for every one was now ready to say that Sidi Ahmed had,

in truth, been a tyrant, and Barak Hageb was hailed as a deliverer, and

was finally proclaimed as Sultan.

This conclusion, which is so strange that no one will believe this

history, though it is the literal truth, happened in the year after the

flight of the Prophet 612.

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