CHAPTER II

A Friend at Andover, Mass.--Hezekiah Butterworth--A Few of my Own

Folks--Professor Putnam of Dartmouth--One Year at Packer Institute,

Brooklyn--Beecher's Face in Prayer--The Poet Saxe as I Saw

him--Offered the Use of a Rare Library--Miss Edna Dean Proctor--New

Stories of Greeley--Experiences at St. Louis.

Next a few months at Andover for music lessons--piano and organ. A

valuable friend was found in Miss Elizabeth Stuart Phelps, who had

just published her _Gates Ajar_. She invited me to her study and

wanted to know what I meant to accomplish in life and urged me to

write. "I have so much work called for now that I cannot keep up my

contributions to _The Youth's Companion_. I want you to have my place

there. What would you like to write about?"

"Don't know."

"Haven't you anything at home to describe."

"No."

"Any pets?"

"Why I have a homely, ordinary dog, but he knows a lot."

And so I was roused to try "Our Rab and His Friends," which was

kindly mailed by Miss Phelps to Mr. Ford, the editor, with a wish that

he accept the little story, which he did, sending a welcome check and

asking for more contributions. I kept a place there for several years.

In Miss Phelps's case, one must believe in heredity and partly in

Huxley's statement that "we are automata propelled by our ancestors."

Her grandfather, Moses Stuart, was Professor of Sacred Literature at

Andover, a teacher of Greek and Latin, and a believer in that stern

school of theology and teleology. It was owing perhaps to a

combination of severity in climatic and in intellectual environment

that New England developed an austere type of scholars and

theologians. Their mental vision was focused on things remote in time

and supernatural in quality, so much so that they often overlooked the

simple and natural expression of their obligation to things nearby. It

sometimes happened that their tender and amiable characteristics were

better known to learned colleagues with whom they were in intellectual

sympathy, than to their own wives and children. Sometimes their finer

and more lovable qualities were first brought to the attention of

their families when some distinguished professor or divine feelingly

pronounced a funeral eulogy.

It's a long way from the stern Moses Stuart, who believed firmly in

hell and universal damnation and who, with Calvin, depicted infants a

span long crawling on the floor of hell, to his gifted granddaughter,

who, although a member of an evangelical church, wrote: "Death and

heaven could not seem very different to a pagan from what they seem to

me." Her heart was nearly broken by the sudden death of her lover on

the battlefield. "Roy, snatched away in an instant by a dreadful God,

and laid out there in the wet and snow--in the hideous wet and

snow--never to kiss him, never to see him any more." Her _Gates Ajar_

when it appeared was considered by some to be revolutionary and

shocking, if not wicked. Now, we gently smile at her diluted,

sentimental heaven, where all the happy beings have what they most

want; she to meet Roy and find the same dear lover; another to have a

piano; a child to get ginger snaps. I never quite fancied the

restriction of musical instruments in visions of heaven to harps

alone. They at first blister the fingers until they are calloused. The

afflicted washerwoman, whose only daughter had just died, was not in

the least consoled by the assurance that Melinda was perfectly happy,

playing a harp in heaven. "She never was no musicianer, and I'd rather

see her a-settin' by my tub as she used to set when I was a-wringin'

out the clothes from the suds, than to be up there a-harpin'." Very

different, as a matter of fact, were the instruments, more or less

musical, around which New England families gathered on Sunday evenings

for the singing of hymns and "sacred songs." Yet there was often real

faith and sincere devotion pedalled out of the squeaking old melodeon.

Professor Stuart's eldest daughter, Elizabeth Stuart, married Austin

Phelps in 1842; who was then pastor of Pine Street Church in Boston.

Their daughter was born in Boston in 1844, and named Mary Gray Phelps.

They moved to Andover in 1848, where two sons were born. Mrs. Phelps,

who died when Mary was seven years old, was bright, interesting,

unusual. She wrote _Tales of New England_, chiefly stories of clerical

life; also _Sunnyside Sketches_, remarkably popular at the time. Her

_nom de plume_ was "Trusta." Professor Phelps married her sister Mary,

for his second wife. She lived only a year, and it was after her death

that Mary changed her name to that of her mother, Elizabeth Stuart

Phelps. Professor Phelps had a most nervous temperament, so much so

that he could not sleep if a cricket chirped in his bedroom, and the

stamping of a horse in a nearby stable destroyed all hope of slumber.

Miss Phelps inherited her mother's talent for writing stories, also

her humour and her sensitive, loving nature, as is seen by her works

on _Temperance Reforms_, _Abuses of Factory Operators_, and her

arraignment of the vivisectionist. Later, when I was living at the

"Abandoned Farm," she had a liking for the farm I now own, about half

a mile farther on from my first agricultural experiment. She called on

me, and begged me as woman for woman in case she bought the

neighbouring farm, to seclude all my animals and fowls from 5 P.M.

till 10 A.M. each morning, as she must get her sleep, for, like her

father, she was a life-long sufferer from insomnia. I would have done

this if it were possible to repress the daybreak cries natural to a

small menagerie which included chickens, turkeys, ducks, and geese,

besides two peacocks and four guinea fowls.

But to return to the _Youth's Companion_. When I found it impossible

to write regularly for Mr. Ford, he made a change for the better,

securing Mr. Hezekiah Butterworth, a poet, historian, and author of

the _Zigzag Series_, which had such large sales. Happening to be in

Boston, I called at the office and said to Mr. Ford: "It grieves me a

bit to see my column taken by someone else, and what a strange pen

name--'Hezekiah Butterworth.'"

"But that is his own name," said the editor.

"Indeed; I am afraid I shall hate that Hezzy."

"Well, just try it; come with me to his work-room."

When we had gone up one flight, Mr. Ford opened a door, where a

gentle, sweet-faced young man of slender build was sitting at a table,

the floor all around him literally strewn with at least three hundred

manuscripts, each one to be examined as a possible winner in a contest

for a five-hundred-dollar prize story. Both English and American

authors had competed. He was, as De Quincey put it, "snowed up." Then

my friend said with a laugh, "Miss Sanborn has come to see Hezzy whom

she fancies she shall hate." A painfully awkward introduction, but Mr.

Butterworth laughed heartily, and made me very welcome, and from that

time was ever one of my most faithful friends, honouring my large

Thanksgiving parties by his presence for many years.

I shall tell but two stories about my father in his classroom. He had

given Pope's _Rape of the Lock_ as subject for an essay to a young man

who had not the advantage of being born educated, but did his best at

all times. As the young man read on in class, father, who in later

years was a little deaf, stopped him saying, "Sir, did I understand

you to say Sniff?" "No, sir, I did not, I said Slyph."

In my father's Latin classes there were many absurd mistakes, as when

he asked a student, "What was ambrosia?" and the reply was, "The gods'

hair oil," an answer evidently suggested by the constant advertisement

of "Sterling's Ambrosia" for the hair.

I will now refer to my two uncles on my father's side. The older one

was Dyer H. Sanborn, a noted educator of his time, and a grammarian,

publishing a text-book on that theme and honouring the parts of speech

with a rhyme which began--

A noun's the name of anything,

As hoop or garden, ball or swing;

Three little words we often see

The articles, a, an, and the.

Mrs. Eddy, of Christian Science fame, spoke of him with pride as her

preceptor. He liked to constitute himself an examining committee of

one and visit the schools near him. Once he found only five very small

children, and remarked approvingly, "Good order here." He,

unfortunately, for his brothers, developed an intense interest in

genealogy, and after getting them to look up the family tree in

several branches, would soon announce to dear brother Edwin, or dear

brother John, "the papers you sent have disappeared; please send a

duplicate at once."

My other uncle, John Sewall Sanborn, graduated at Dartmouth, and after

studying law, he started for a career in Canada, landed in Sherbrooke,

P.Q., with the traditional fifty cents in his pocket, and began to

practise law. Soon acquiring a fine practice, he married the

strikingly handsome daughter of Mr. Brooks, the most important man in

that region, and rose to a position on the Queen's Bench. He was

twelve years in Parliament, and later a "Mr. Justice," corresponding

with a member of our Federal Supreme Court. In fact, he had received

every possible honour at his death except knighthood, which he was

soon to have received.

My great-grandfather, on the paternal side, was always called

"Grandsir Hook," and Dr. Crosby assured me that I inherited my fat,

fun, and asthma from that obese person, weighing nearly three hundred

pounds. When he died a slice had to be cut off, not from his body, but

from the side of the house, to let the coffin squeeze through. I

visited his grave with father. It was an immense elevation even at so

remote a date. David Sanborn married his daughter Hannah Hook, after

a formal courtship. The "love" letters to "Honoured Madam" are still

preserved. Fortunately the "honoured madam" had inherited the sense of

humour.

A few words about Mr. Daniel Webster. I remember going to Marshfield

with my mother, his niece, and sitting on his knee while he looked

over his large morning mail, throwing the greater part into the waste

basket. Also in the dining-room I can still recall the delicious meals

prepared by an old-time Southern mammy, who wore her red and yellow

turban regally. The capital jokes by his son Fletcher and guests

sometimes caused the dignified and impressive butler to rapidly

dart behind the large screen to laugh, then soon back to duty,

imperturbable as before.

The large library occupied one ell of the house, with its high ceiling

running in points to a finish. There hung the strong portraits of Lord

Ashburton and Mr. Webster. At the top of his own picture at the right

hung his large grey slouch hat, so well known. In the next room the

silhouette of his mother, and underneath it his words, "My excellent

mother." Also a portrait of Grace Fletcher, his first wife, and of his

son Edward in uniform. Edward was killed in the Mexican War.

There is a general impression that Mr. Webster was a heavy drinker

and often under the influence of liquor when he rose to speak; as

usual there are two sides to this question. George Ticknor of Boston

told my father that he had been with Webster on many public occasions,

and never saw him overcome but once. That was at the Revere House in

Boston, where he was expected to speak after dinner. "I sat next to

him," said Ticknor; "suddenly he put his hand on my shoulder and

whispered, 'Come out and run around the common.'" This they did and

the speech was a success. There is a wooden statue of Daniel Webster

that has stood for forty years in Hingham, Massachusetts. It is larger

than life and called a good portrait. It was made more than sixty

years ago as a figurehead for the ship _Daniel Webster_ but never put

on. That would have been appropriate if he was occasionally half seas

over. Daniel's devotion to his only brother "Zeke" is pleasant to

remember. By the way, there are many men who pay every debt promptly

and never take a drop too much, who would be proud to have a record

for something accomplished that is as worth while as his record. When

Daniel Webster entered Dartmouth College as a freshman directly from

his father's farm, he was a raw specimen, awkward, thin, and so dark

that some mistook him for a new Indian recruit. He was then called

"Black Dan." His father's second wife and the mother of Zeke and Dan

had decidedly a generous infusion of Indian blood. A gentleman at

Hanover who remembered Webster there said his large, dark, resplendent

eyes looked like coach lanterns on a dark night.

Mrs. Ezekiel Webster told me that her husband asked her after their

marriage to allow his mother to come home to them at Boscawen, New

Hampshire. She said she was a strikingly fine-looking woman with those

same marvellous eyes, long straight black hair, high cheekbones; a

tall person with strong individuality. Mrs. Webster was sure where the

swarthy infusion came from. This mother, who had been a hard worker

and faithful wife, now delighted in sitting by the open fire evenings

and smoking an old pipe she had brought with her.

Webster saved his Alma Mater, and after the favourable decision on the

College Case, Judge Hopkinson wrote to Professor Brown of Dartmouth

suggesting an inscription on the doors of the college building,

"Founded by Eleazer Wheelock, refounded by Daniel Webster." These

words are now placed in bronze at the portals of Webster Memorial

Hall.

To go back, as I did, from Andover to Hanover, I pay my tribute to

Professor John Newton Putnam, Greek Professor at Dartmouth. His

character was perfect; his face of rare beauty shone with kind and

helpful thought for everyone. I see him, as he talked at our mid-week

meetings. One could almost perceive an aura or halo around his classic

head; wavy black hair which seemed to have an almost purple light

through it; large dark eyes, full of love. What he said was never

perfunctory, never dull. He was called "John, the Beloved Disciple."

Still he was thoroughly human and brimming over with fun, puns, and

exquisitely droll humour, and quick in seeing a funny condition.

It is said that on one occasion when there happened to be a party the

same night as our "Thursday evening meeting," he was accosted by a

friend as he was going into the vestry with the inquiry, "Are you not

to be tempted by the social delights of the evening?" To which he

replied, "No, I prefer to suffer affliction with the people of God,

rather than enjoy the pleasures of sin for a season." The college

inspector reported to him that he was obliged to break into a room at

college where a riot was progressing and described a negro's efforts

to hide himself by scurrying under the bed.

"But how unnecessary; all he had to do was to keep dark."

Once he was found waiting a long time at the counter of a grocery

store. A friend passing said, "You've been there quite a while,

Putnam."

"Yes, I'm waiting all my appointed time until my change doth come."

Expecting "Help" from Norwich, he was gazing in that direction and

explained, "I'm looking unto the hills whence cometh our help."

We often diverted ourselves at his home with "Rounce," the duplicate

of euchre in dominoes. And we were startled by a Madonna dropping to

the floor, leaving its frame on the wall. Instantly Professor Putnam

remarked: "Her willing soul would not stay 'in such a frame as this.'"

And when called to preside at the organ when the college choir was

away, he whispered to me, "Listen to my interludicrous performance."

How sad the end! A delicate constitution conquered by tuberculosis.

With his wife he sought a milder climate abroad and died there. But no

one can compute the good accomplished even by his unconscious

influence, for everything was of the purest, highest, best.

Soon after my return from St. Louis, I received a call from Packer

Institute in Brooklyn, to teach English Literature, which was most

agreeable. But when I arrived, the principal, Mr. Crittenden, told me

that the woman who had done that work had decided to remain. I was

asked by Mr. Crittenden, "Can you read?" "Yes, I think so." "Then come

with me." He touched a bell and then escorted me to the large chapel

capable of holding nearly twelve hundred, where I found the entire

faculty assembled to listen to my efforts. I was requested to stand up

in the pulpit and read from a large Bible the fourteenth chapter of

John, and the twenty-third psalm. That was easy enough. Next request,

"Please recite something comic." I gave them "Comic Miseries." "Now

try a little pathos." I recited Alice Cary's "The Volunteer," which

was one of my favourite poems. Then I heard a professor say to Mr.

Crittenden, "She recites with great taste and expression; what a pity

she has that lisp!" And hitherto I had been blissfully unaware of such

a failing. One other selection in every-day prose, and I was let off.

The faculty were now exchanging their opinions and soon dispersed

without one word to me. I said to Mr. Crittenden, as I came down the

pulpit stairs, "I do not want to take the place." But he insisted that

they all wanted me to come and begin work at once. I had large

classes, number of pupils eight hundred and fifty. It was a great

opportunity to help young girls to read in such a way that it would be

a pleasure to their home friends, or to recite in company, as was

common then, naturally and without gestures. I took one more class of

little girls who had received no training before in that direction.

They were easy to inspire, were wholly free from self-consciousness,

and their parents were so much pleased that we gave an exhibition of

what they could do in reading and recitation in combination with their

gymnastics. The chapel was crowded to the doors. A plump little German

girl was the star of the evening. She stood perfectly serene, her

chubby arms stuck out stiffly from her sides, and in a loud, clear

voice she recited this nonsense:

If the butterfly courted the bee,

And the owl the porcupine;

If churches were built on the sea,

And three times one were nine;

If the pony rode his master,

And the buttercups ate the cows;

And the cat had the dire disaster

To be worried, sir, by a mouse;

And mamma, sir, sold her baby,

To a gypsy for half a crown,

And a gentleman were a lady,

This world would be upside down.

But, if any or all these wonders

Should ever come about,

I should not think them blunders,

For I should be inside out.

An encore was insisted on.

I offered to give any in my classes lessons in "how to tell a story"

with ease, brevity, and point, promising to give an anecdote of my own

suggested by theirs every time. This pleased them, and we had a jolly

time. The first girl who tried to tell a story said:

I don't know how; never attempted any such thing, but what I am

going to tell is true and funny.

My grandfather is very deaf. You may have seen him sitting on a

pulpit stair at Mr. Beecher's church, holding to his ear what

looks like a skillet. Last spring we went to the country,

house-hunting, leaving grandfather to guard our home. He was

waked, in the middle of the night as he supposed, by a noise,

and started out to find where it came from. It continued; so he

courageously went downstairs and cautiously opened the kitchen

door. He reached out his skillet-trumpet before him through the

partly opened door and the milkman poured in a quart of milk.

This story, I am told, is an ancient chestnut. But I used to see the

deaf grandfather with his uplifted skillet on the steps of Beecher's

pulpit, and the young lady gave it as a real happening in her own

home. Did anyone hear of it before 1868 when she gave it to our

anecdote class? I believe this was the foundation or starter for

similar skillet-trumpet stories.

The girl was applauded, and deserved it. Then they asked me for a milk

story. I told them of a milkman who, in answer to a young mother's

complaint that the milk he brought for her baby was sour, replied:

"Well, is there anything outside the sourness that doesn't suit you?"

And Thoreau remarked that "circumstantial evidence is sometimes

conclusive, as when a trout is found in the morning milk."

This class was considered so practical and valuable that I was offered

pay for it, but it was a relief, after exhausting work.

We had many visitors interested in the work of the various classes.

One day Beecher strolled into the chapel and wished to hear some of

the girls read. All were ready. One took the morning paper; another

recited a poem; one read a selection from her scrapbook. Beecher

afterward inquired: "Whom have you got to teach elocution now? You

used to have a few prize pumpkins on show, but now every girl is doing

good original work." Mr. Crittenden warned me at the outset, "Keep an

eye out or they'll run over you." But I never had anything but

kindness from my pupils. I realized that cheerful, courteous requests

were wiser than commands, and sincere friendship more winning than

"Teachery" primness. I knew of an unpopular instructor who, being

annoyed by his pupils throwing a few peanuts at his desk, said, "Young

men, if you throw another peanut, I shall leave the room." A shower of

peanuts followed.

So, when I went to my largest class in the big chapel, and saw one of

my most interesting girls sitting on that immense Bible on the pulpit

looking at me in merry defiance, and kicking her heels against the

woodwork below, I did not appear to see her, and began the exercises,

hoping fervently that one of the detectives who were always on watch

might providentially appear. Before long I saw one come to the door,

look in with an amazed expression, only to bring two of the faculty to

release the young lady from her uneasy pre-eminence.

I hardly knew my own name at the Packer Institute. The students called

me "Canary," I suppose on account of my yellow hair and rather high

treble voice; Mr. Crittenden always spoke to me as Miss "Sunburn," and

when my laundry was returned, it was addressed to "Miss Lampoon."

Beecher was to me the clerical miracle of his age--a man of

extraordinary personal magnetism, with power to rouse laughter and

right away compel tears, I used to listen often to his marvellous

sermons. I can see him now as he went up the middle aisle in winter

wearing a clumsy overcoat, his face giving the impression of heavy,

coarse features, thick lips, a commonplace nose, eyes that lacked

expression, nothing to give any idea of the man as he would look after

the long prayer. When the audience reverently bowed their heads my own

eyes were irresistibly drawn toward the preacher. For he prayed as if

he felt that he was addressing an all-powerful, omnipresent, tender,

loving Heavenly Father who was listening to his appeal. And as he went

on and on with increasing fervour and power a marvellous change

transfigured that heavy face, it shone with a white light and

spiritual feeling, as if he fully realized his communion with God

Himself. I used to think of that phrase in Matthew:

"And was transfigured before them,

And his face did shine as the sun."

I never heard anyone mention this marvellous transformation. But I

remember that Beecher once acknowledged to a reporter that he never

knew what he had said in his sermon until he looked at the résumé in

Monday's paper.

During the hard days of Beecher's trial a lady who was a guest at the

house told me she was waked one morning by the merry laughter of

Beecher's little grandchildren and peeping into their room found Mr.

Beecher having a jolly frolic with them. He was trying to get them

dressed; his efforts were most comical, putting on their garments

wrong side out or buttoning in front when they were intended to fasten

in the back, and "funny Grandpa" enjoying it all quite as sincerely as

these little ones. A pretty picture.

Saxe (John Godfrey) called during one recess hour. The crowds of girls

passing back and forth interested him, as they seemed to care less for

eating than for wreathing their arms round each other, with a good

deal of kissing, and "deary," "perfectly lovely," etc. He described

his impressions in two words: "Unconscious rehearsing."

Once he handed me a poem he had just dashed off written with pencil,

"To my Saxon Blonde." I was surprised and somewhat flattered,

regarding it as a complimentary impromptu. But, on looking up his

poetry in the library, I found the same verses printed years before:

"If bards of old the truth have told,

The sirens had raven hair;

But ever since the earth had birth,

They paint the angels fair."

Probably that was a habit with him.

When a friend joked him about his very-much-at-home manner at the

United States Hotel at Saratoga, where he went every year, saying as

they sat together on the upper piazza, "Why, Saxe, I should fancy you

owned this hotel," he rose, and lounging against one of the pillars

answered, "Well, I have a 'lien' on this piazza."

His epigrams are excellent. He has made more and better than any

American poet. In Dodd's large collection of the epigrams of the

world, I think there are six at least from Saxe. Let me quote two:

AN EQUIVOCAL APOLOGY

Quoth Madame Bas-Bleu, "I hear you have said

Intellectual women are always your dread;

Now tell me, dear sir, is it true?"

"Why, yes," answered Tom, "very likely I may

Have made the remark in a jocular way;

But then on my honour, I didn't mean you!"

TOO CANDID BY HALF

As John and his wife were discoursing one day

Of their several faults, in a bantering way,

Said she, "Though my _wit_ you disparage,

I'm sure, my dear husband, our friends will attest

This much, at the least, that my judgment is best."

Quoth John, "So they said at our marriage."

When Saxe heard of a man in Chicago who threw his wife into a vat of

boiling hog's lard, he remarked: "Now, that's what I call going too

far with a woman."

After a railroad accident, in which he received some bruises, I said:

"You didn't find riding on the rails so pleasant?" "Not riding on, but

riding off the rail was the trouble."

He apostrophized the unusually pretty girl who at bedtime handed each

guest a lighted candle in a candlestick. She fancied some of the

fashionable young women snubbed her but Saxe assured her in rhyme:

"There is not a single one of them all

Who could, if they would, hold a candle to you."

He was an inveterate punster. Miss Caroline Ticknor tells us how he

used to lie on a couch in a back room at the Old Corner Bookstore in

Boston, at a very early hour, and amuse the boys who were sweeping and

dusting the store until one of the partners arrived. I believe he

never lost a chance to indulge in a verbal quibble. "In the meantime,

and 'twill be a very mean time."

I often regret that I did not preserve his comical letters, and those

of Richard Grant White and other friends who were literary masters.

Mr. Grant White helped me greatly when I was doubtful about some

literary question, saying he would do anything for a woman whose name

was Kate. And a Dartmouth graduate, whom I asked for a brief story of

Father Prout, the Irish poet and author, gave me so much material that

it was the most interesting lecture of my season. He is now a most

distinguished judge in Massachusetts.

Saxe, like other humourists, suffered from melancholia at the last.

Too sad!

After giving a lecture in the chapel of Packer Institute at the time I

was with Mrs. Botta in New York, I was surprised to receive a call the

next morning from Mr. Charles Storrs of 23 Monroe Place, Brooklyn,

asking me to go to his house, and make use of his library, which he

told me Horace Greeley had pronounced the best working and reference

library he had ever known. A great opportunity for anyone! Mr. Storrs

was too busy a man to really enjoy his own library. Mrs. Storrs and

Miss Edna Dean Proctor, who made her home with them, comprised his

family, as his only daughter had married Miss Proctor's brother and

lived in Peoria, Illinois. Mr. Storrs had made his own fortune,

starting out by buying his "time" of his father and borrowing an old

horse and pedlar's cart from a friend. He put into the cart a large

assortment of Yankee notions, or what people then called "short

goods," as stockings, suspenders, gloves, shoestrings, thread and

needles, tape, sewing silk, etc. He determined to make his own fortune

and succeeded royally for he became a "merchant prince." His was a

rarely noble and generous nature with a heart as big as his brain.

Several of his large rooms downstairs were crammed with wonderfully

beautiful and precious things which his soul delighted in picking up,

in ivory, jade, bronze, and glass. He was so devotedly fond of music

that at great expense he had a large organ built which could be played

by pedalling and pulling stops in and out, and sometimes on Sunday

morning he would rise by half-past six, and be downstairs in his shirt

sleeves hard at work, eliciting oratorio or opera music for his own

delectation. A self-made man, "who did not worship his creator." He

was always singularly modest, although very decided in his opinions.

Men are asking of late who can be called educated. Certainly not a

student of the ancient Assyrian or the mysteries of the Yogi, or the

Baha, or the Buddhistic legends, when life is so brief and we must

"act in the living present." But a man who has studied life and human

nature as well as the best form of books, gained breadth and culture

by wide travel, and is always ready for new truths, that man _is_

educated in the best sense, although entirely self-educated. Greeley

used to say, "Charles Storrs is a great man."

Greeley used to just rest and enjoy himself at Mr. Storrs's home,

often two weeks at a time, and liked to shut himself into that

wonderful library to work or read. Once when he returned unexpectedly,

the maid told Miss Proctor that Mr. Greeley had just come in from the

rain and was quite wet, and there was no fire in the library. He did

not at first care to change to Mr. Storrs's special den in the

basement. But Miss Proctor said "It is too cold here and your coat is

quite wet." "Oh, I am used to that," he said plaintively. But his

special desk was carried down to a room bright with an open fire, and

he seemed glad to be cared for.

Whitelaw Reid was photographed with Greeley when he first came on from

the West to take a good share of the responsibility of editing the

_Tribune_. He stood behind Greeley's chair, and I noticed his hair was

then worn quite long. But he soon attained the New York cut as well as

the New York cult. Both Reid and John Hay were at that time frequent

guests of Mr. Storrs, who never seemed weary of entertaining his

friends. Beecher was one of his intimate acquaintances and they often

went to New York together hunting for rare treasures.

I have several good stories about Mr. Greeley for which I am indebted

to Miss Proctor who told them to me.

1. He used to write way up in a small attic in the _Tribune_ building,

and seldom allowed anyone to interrupt him. Some man, who was greatly

disgusted over one of Greeley's editorials, climbed up to his sanctum,

and as soon as his head showed above the railing, he began to rave and

rage, using the most lurid style of profanity. It seemed as if he

never would stop, but at last, utterly exhausted and out of breath and

all used up, he waited for a reply.

Greeley kept on writing, never having looked up once. This was too

much to be endured, and the caller turned to go downstairs, when

Greeley called out: "Come back, my friend, come back, and free your

mind."

2. Mr. Greeley once found that one of the names in what he considered

an important article on the Board of Trade had been incorrectly

printed. He called Rooker, the head man in the printing department,

and asked fiercely what man set the type for this printing, showing

him the mistake. Rooker told him, and went to get the culprit, whom

Greeley said deserved to be kicked. But when he came, he brought Mr.

Greeley's article in his own writing, and showed him that the mistake

was his own. Mr. Greeley acknowledged he was the guilty one, and

begging the man's pardon, added, "Tom Rooker, come here and kick _me_

quick."

3. Once when Greeley was making one of his frequent visits to Mr. and

Mrs. Storrs, the widow of the minister who used to preach at

Mansfield, Connecticut, when Mr. Storrs was a boy, had been invited by

him to spend a week. She was a timid little woman, but she became so

shocked at several things that Greeley had said or written in his

paper that she inquired of Miss Proctor if she thought Mr. Greeley

would allow her to ask him two or three questions.

Miss Proctor found him in the dining-room, the floor strewn with

exchange papers, and having secured his consent, ushered in the lady.

She told me afterward that she heard the poor little questioner speak

with a rising inflection only two or three times. But Mr. Greeley was

always ready to answer at length and with extreme earnestness. He said

afterwards: "Why that woman is way back in the Middle Ages."

When she came away from the interview, she seemed excited and dazed,

not noticing anyone, but dashed upstairs to her room, closed the door,

and never afterward alluded to her attempt to modify Mr. Greeley's

views.

4. A little girl who was visiting Mr. Storrs said: "It would never

do for Mr. Greeley to go to Congress, he would make such a

slitter-slatter of the place."

Miss Proctor published _A Russian Journey_ after travelling through

that country; has published a volume of poems, and has made several

appeals in prose and verse for the adoption of the Indian corn as our

national emblem. She is also desirous to have the name of Mount

Rainier changed to Tacoma, its original Indian name, and has a second

book of poems ready for the press.

When I first met her at the home of Mrs. Storrs, I thought her one of

the most beautiful women I had ever seen--of the Andalusian type--dark

hair and lustrous starry eyes, beautiful features, perfect teeth, a

slender, willowy figure, and a voice so musical that it would lure a

bird from the bough. She had a way all her own of "telling" you a

poem. She was perfectly natural about it, a recitative semi-tone yet

full of expression and dramatic breadth, at times almost a chant. With

those dark and glowing eyes looking into mine, I have listened until

I forgot everything about me, and was simply spellbound. Mr. Fields

described Tennyson's reciting his own poems in much the same way.

Whittier once said to a friend, "I consider Miss Proctor one of the

best woman poets of the day," and then added, "But why do I say _one_

of the best; why not _the_ best?"

Miss Proctor has always been glad to assist any plan of mine, and

wrote a poem especially for my Christmas book, _Purple and Gold_. Mr.

Osgood, the publisher, when I showed him the poem, said, "But how do I

know that the public will care for your weeds?" (referring to the

asters and goldenrod). He said later: "The instant popularity and

large sale of that booklet attested the happiness of Miss Sanborn's

selection, and the kind contributions from her friends." Miss

Proctor's contribution was the first poem in the book and I venture to

publish it as it has never been in print since the first sale. My

friend's face is still beautiful, her mind is as active as when we

first met, her voice has lost none of its charm, and she is the same

dear friend as of yore.

GOLDENROD AND ASTERS

The goldenrod, the goldenrod,

That glows in sun or rain,

Waving its plumes on every bank

From the mountain slope to the main,--

Not dandelions, nor cowslips fine,

Nor buttercups, gems of summer,

Nor leagues of daisies yellow and white,

Can rival this latest comer!

On the plains and the upland pastures

Such regal splendour falls

When forth, from myriad branches green,

Its gold the south wind calls,--

That the tale seems true the red man's god

Lavished its bloom to say,

"Though days grow brief and suns grow cold,

My love is the same for aye."

And, darker than April violets

Or pallid as wind-flowers grow,

Under its shades from hill to meadow

Great beds of asters blow.--

Oh plots of purple o'erhung with gold

That need nor walls nor wardens,

Not fairer shone, to the Median Queen,

Her Babylonian gardens!

On Scotia's moors the gorse is gay,

And England's lanes and fallows

Are decked with broom whose winsome grace

The hovering linnet hallows;

But the robin sings from his maple bow,

"Ah, linnet, lightly won,

Your bloom to my blaze of wayside gold

Is the wan moon to the sun!"

And were I to be a bride at morn,

Ere the chimes rang out I'd say,

"Not roses red, but goldenrod

Strew in my path today!

And let it brighten the dusky aisle,

And flame on the altar-stair,

Till the glory and light of the fields shall flood

The solemn dimness there."

And should I sleep in my shroud at eve,

Not lilies pale and cold,

But the purple asters of the wood

Within my hand I'd hold;--

For goldenrod is the flower of love

That time and change defies;

And asters gleam through the autumn air

With the hues of Paradise!

EDNA DEAN PROCTOR.

Shortly before the Civil War, I went with father to St. Louis, he to

take a place in the Washington University, while I was offered a

position in the Mary Institute to teach classes of girls. Chancellor

Hoyt of the university had been lured from Exeter, New Hampshire. He

was widely known in the educational world, and was one of the most

brilliant men I ever knew, strong, wise, witty, critical, scholarly,

with a scorn of anything superficial or insincere.

I had thought of omitting my experience in this city, to

me so really tragic. Just before we were to leave Hanover, a

guest brought five of us a gift of measles. I had the

confluent-virulent-delirious-lose-all-your-hair variety. When

convalescent, I found that my hair, which had been splendidly thick

and long, was coming out alarmingly, and it was advised that my head

be shaved, with a promise that the hair would surely be curly and just

as good as before the illness. I felt pretty measly and "meachin" and

submitted. The effect was indescribably awful. I saw my bald pate

once, and almost fainted. I was provided with a fearsome wig, of

coarse, dark red hair, held in place by a black tape. Persons who had

pitied me for having "such a big head and so much hair" now found

reason for comment "on my small head with no hair." The most expensive

head cover never deceived anyone, however simple, and I was obliged to

make my début in St. Louis in this piteous plight.

We then had our first taste of western-southern cordiality and

demonstrativeness. It occurred to me that they showed more delight in

welcoming us than our own home folks showed regret at our departure.

It was a liberal education to me. They all seemed to understand about

the hideous wig, but never showed that they noticed it. One of our

first callers was a popular, eloquent clergyman, who kissed me "as

the daughter of my mother." He said, "I loved your mother and asked

her to marry me, but I was refused." Several young men at once wanted

to get up a weekly dancing class for me, but I was timid, fearing my

wig would fall off or get wildly askew. Whittier in one of his poems

has this couplet, which suggests the reverse of my experience:

"She rose from her delicious sleep,

And laid aside her soft-brown hair."

At bedtime my wig must come off and a nightcap take the place. In the

morning that wig must go on, with never one look in the glass. Soon

two persons called, both leaders in social life, one of them a

physician, who had suddenly lost every spear of hair. I was invited by

the unfortunate physician and his wife to dine with them. And, in his

own home, I noticed in their parlour a portrait of him before his

experience. He had been blessed with magnificently thick black hair, a

handsome face, adorned with a full beard and moustache. It was an

April evening and the weather was quite warm, and after dinner the

doctor removed his wig, placing it on a plaster head. He was now used

to his affliction. He told me, as he sat smoking, looking like a

waxwork figure, how several years ago he awoke in the dead of the

night to find something he could not understand on his pillow. He

roused his wife, lit the gas, dashed cold water on his face to help

him to realize what had happened and washed off all the rest of his

hair, even to eyebrows and eyelashes. That was a depressing story to

me. And I soon met a lady (the Mayor's wife) who had suffered exactly

in the same way. She also was resigned, as indeed she had to be. I

began to tremble lest my own hair should never return.

But I should be telling you about St. Louis. We were most cordially

received by clergymen from three churches and all the professors at

the university, and the trustees with their wives and daughters. Wyman

Crow, a trustee, was the generous patron of Harriet Hosmer, whose

_Zenobia_ was at that time on exhibition there. The Mary Institute was

founded in remembrance of Rev. Dr. Eliot's daughter Mary, who while

skating over one of the so-called "sink-holes," then existing about

the city, broke the ice, fell in, and the body was never recovered.

These sink holes were generally supposed to be unfathomable.

Since I could not dance, I took to art, although I had no more

capacity in that direction than a cow. I attempted a bunch of dahlias,

but when I offered the result to a woman cleaning our rooms she

looked at it queerly, held it at a distance, and then inquired: "Is

the frame worth anything?"

I acknowledge a lifelong indebtedness to Chancellor Hoyt. He was

suffering fearfully with old-fashioned consumption, but he used to

send for me to read to him to distract his thoughts. He would also

criticize my conversation, never letting one word pass that was

ungrammatical or incorrectly pronounced. If I said, "I am so glad," he

would ask, "So glad that what? You don't give the correlative." He

warned against reliance on the aid of alliteration. The books read to

him were discussed and the authors praised or criticized.

St. Louis was to me altogether delightful, and I still am interested

in that city, so enlarged and improved. I used to see boys riding

astride razor-back hogs in the street, where now stately limousines

glide over smooth pavements.

I have always had more cordiality towards strangers, homesick students

at Dartmouth, and the audiences at my lectures, since learning a

better habit. Frigidity and formality were driven away by the sunshine

that brightened my stay at St. Louis.

I do not wish to intrude my private woes, but I returned from the West

with a severe case of whooping-cough. I didn't get it at St. Louis,

but in the sleeping-car between that city and Chicago. I advise

children to see to it that both parents get through with all the

vastly unpleasant epidemics of childhood at an early age. It is one of

the duties of children to parents.

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