LITTLE WILLIE'S OPINION OF FATHER.

["How long the conflict may last lies in God's hand; it is not our

business to ask questions about it.... It is not the Prussian way

to praise oneself.... It is now a matter of holding out, however

long it lasts."--_Extract from Speech by the KAISER, delivered near

Arras._]

I fear that Father's lost his nerve.

As I peruse his last oration

I seem to miss the good old _verve_,

The tone of lofty exaltation,

The swelling note of triumph (_Sieg_)

That often carried half a league.

The drum on whose resounding hide

He brought to bear such weight and gristle

Has now been scrapped and laid aside

In favour of the penny whistle,

On which he plays so very small

You hardly hear the thing at all.

No more we mark the clarion shout--

"Go where the winds of victory whirl you!"

His eagle organ, petering out,

Whines like a sick and muted curlew;

A plaintive dirge supplants the paean

That used to rock the empyrean.

Poor Father must have changed a lot.

He had a habit (now he's shed it)

Of patronising "_Unser Gott_,"

And going shares in all the credit;

To-day he wears a humbler air,

And leaves to Heaven the whole affair.

He's modified his sanguine view

About the foes he meant to batter;

He talks no more of barging through;

He frankly owns it's just a matter

Of hanging on and sitting tight,

Possibly through the _Ewigkeit_.

"I never speak in boastful vein;

No Prussian does," he tells the Army.

It really looks as if his brain

Is going "gugga," which is barmy;

He's done some talking through his hat,

But never quite such tosh as that.

How to correct the sad decline

Which takes this form of futile prattle?

That pious feat might yet be mine

If I could only win a battle;

Cases are known of mental crocks

Restored by sharp and staggering shocks.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, June 6, 1917 · 第 6 / 32 题