'HULLO, GLESCA HIELANDERS!'
Like a trodden, forgotten thing Private Macgregor Robinson lay on
the Flanders mud, under the murk and rain. A very long time it
seemed since that short, grim struggle amid the blackness and
intermittent brightness. The night was still rent with noise and
light, but the storm of battle had passed from the place where he
had fallen. He could not tell whether his fellows had taken the
enemy's trench or retired to their own. He had the vaguest ideas
as to where he was. But he knew that there was pain in his left
shoulder and right foot, that he was athirst, also that he had
killed a man--a big stout man, old enough to have been his father.
He tried not to think of the last, though he did not regret it: it
had been a splendid moment.
He was not the only soldier lying there in the mud, but the others,
friend or foe, were quite still. The sight of them in the flashes
distressed him, yet always his gaze drifted back to them. His mind
was a medley of thoughts, from the ugliest to the loveliest. At
last, for he was greatly exhausted, his head drooped to his
uninjured arm, his eyes closed. For a while he dozed. Then
something disturbed him, and he raised himself and peered. In the
flicker of a distant flare he saw a shape approaching him, crawling
on hands and knees, very slowly, pausing for an instant at each
still figure. It made Macgregor think of a big dog searching for
its master--only it wore a helmet. Macgregor, setting his teeth,
drew his rifle between his knees and unfixed the bayonet. . . .
'Hist! Is that you, Macgreegor?'
'Wullie!'
'Whisht, ye----!'
'Oh, Wullie'--in a whisper--'I'm gled to see ye!'
'I believe ye!' gasped Willie, and flattened out at his friend's
side, breathing heavily. At the end of a minute or so--'Ha'e ye
got it bad, Macgreegor?' he inquired.
'So, so. Arm an' leg. I'm feelin' rotten, but I'm no finished
yet. Ha'e ye ony water? Ma bottle's shot through.'
'Here ye are. . . . Feelin' seeck-like?'
'I'm seeck at gettin' knocked oot at the vera beginnin.'
'Never heed. Did ye kill yer man?'
'Ay.'
'Same here. . . . In the back. . . . Ma Goad!'
'Ha'e we ta'en their trench?'
'Ay; but no enough o' us to haud it.
We're back in the auld place. Better luck next time. No safe to
strike a match here; could dae fine wi' a fag.'
There was a silence between them, broken at last by Macgregor.
'Hoo did ye find me, Wullie? What way are ye no back in the
trench?'
'Wasna gaun back wi'oot ye--I seen ye drap--even if ye had been a
corp. . . . Been snokin' aroun' seekin' ye for Guid kens hoo lang.
I'm fair hingin' wi' glaur.'
'. . . I'm obleeged to ye, Wullie, but ye shouldna ha'e done it.
Whauraboots are we?'
'I wisht I was sure. Lost ma bearin's. I doobt we're nearer the
Germans nor oor ain lot. That's the reason I'm weerin' this
dish-cover. But it's your turn to weer it. Ye've been wounded
a'ready.'
'Na, na, Wullie!'
'Dae what I tell ye, ye ----!' Willie made the exchange of
headgear. . . . 'I say, Macgreegor!'
'What?'
'This is Flanders. Ye mind oor bet? Weel, we're quits noo. I'm
no owin' ye onything--eh?'
Macgregor grinned in spite of everything. 'Ay, we're quits noo,
Wullie, sure enough.'
'If ever we get oot o' this, will ye len' us dew francs?'
''Deed, ay. . . . Wullie, ye're riskin' yer life for me.'
'Awa' an' chase yersel'! I wonder what that girl o' yours is
thinkin' aboot the noo--if she's no sleepin'.'
There was a pause till Macgregor said awkwardly: 'Christina's
finished wi' me.'
'Eh?'
'I couldna tell ye afore; but she had got wind o' Maggie.'
'Maggie! Oh, hell! But no frae me, Macgreegor, no frae me! Ye
believe that?'
'Oh, ay.'
Willie let off sundry curses. 'But I suppose I'm to blame,' he
said bitterly.
'Naebody to blame but masel'.'
'But did ye no explain to Christina? A' ye did was to canoodle wi'
the wrang girl, pro tem.--a thing that happens daily. I couldna
fancy a girl that naebody had ever wanted to cuddle; an' if I was a
girl I couldna fancy a chap that----'
'Nae use talkin' aboot it, Wullie,' Macgregor said sadly, wearily.
'Aw, but her an' you 'll mak' it up afore ye're done. If ye dinna,
I'll want to kill masel' an' Maggie forbye. A' the same, I wisht
fat Maggie was here the noo. I could dae fine wi' a bit squeeze.'
'My! ye're a fair treat!' said Macgregor, chuckling in his misery.
''_Sh_! Keep still! Something comin'!'
The distant gun-fire had diminished. There were appreciable
silences between the blasts. But during a flash Macgregor detected
a helmeted crawling shape. Willie's hand stole out and grasped the
bayonet.
'Number twa!' he muttered, with a stealthy movement. 'I maun get
him!'
But Macgregor's ears caught a faint sound that caused him to grip
the other's wrist.
'Wait,' he whispered.
The helmeted shape came on, looking neither to right nor left, and
as it came it sobbed. And it passed within a few yards of them,
and into the deeper gloom, sobbing, sobbing.
'Oh, Christ!' sighed Willie, shuddering.
'Put yer arm roun' me, Mac. I'm feart.'
Five minutes later he affected to jeer at himself. 'Weel, I'm
rested noo,' he continued, 'an' it's time we was gettin' a move on.
Mornin's comin', an' if we're spotted here, we're done for. Can ye
creep?'
Macgregor tried and let out a little yelp.
'Na, ye canna. Ye'll jist ha'e to get on ma back.'
'Wullie, gang yersel'----'
'Obey yer corporal!'
'Ye're no a corp----'
'If they dinna mak' me a corporal for this, I'll quit the service!
Onyway, I'm no gaun wi'oot ye. Same time, I canna guarantee no to
tak' ye to the German lines. But we maun risk that. Ye'll ha'e to
leave yer rifle, but keep on the dish-cover till I gi'e ye the
word. . . . Noo then! Nae hurry. I'll ha'e to creep the first
part o' the journey. Are ye ready? Weel, here's luck to the twa
o' us!'
There is no authentic description of that horrible journey save
Willie's, which is unprintable.
It was performed literally by inches. More than once Willie
collapsed, groaning, under his burden. Macgregor, racked as he
was, shed tears for his friend's sake. Time had no significance
except as a measure of suspense and torture. But Willie held on,
directed by some instinct, it seemed, over that awful
shell-fragment-studded mire, round the verges of shell-formed
craters, past dead and wounded waiting for succour--on, on, till
the very guns seemed to have grown weary, and the rain ceased, and
the air grew chillier as with dread of what the dawn should
disclose, and the blackness was diluted to grey.
'Drap the ---- dish-cover,' croaked Willie, and halted for a
minute's rest.
Then on again. But at long last Willie muttered: 'I think it's oor
trench. If I'm wrang, fareweel to Argyle Street! I'll ha'e to
risk gi'ein' them a hail in case some silly blighter lets fly in
this rotten licht. Slip doon, Mac--nae hurry--nae use hurtin'
yersel' for naething. I'll maybe ha'e to hurt ye in a
meenute. . . . N' for it!' He lifted up his voice. 'Hullo,
Glesca Hielanders!'