QUEER QUERIES.

NATIONAL ART-TREASURES.--I see that objections are being made to

Millbank as a suitable site for the Picture Gallery which Mr. Tate has

so generously offered to the nation. May I ask whether the advantages of

the Isle of Dogs have ever been considered? The position being right out

of the way of anybody who cares a rush for Art, and in the centre of the

river-fog district, so as to ensure a maximum of injury to the pictures

by damp, its offer to the generous donor would convincingly demonstrate

our Government's appreciation of such patriotic munificence. Failing the

Isle of Dogs, would there be any objection to Barking, in the

neighbourhood of the Sewage Outfall? They are quite accustomed there to

dealing with the precipitation of sludge. Perhaps some Art-lover would

reply.

Citizen of a Rather Mean City.

HOUSEHOLDER'S DIFFICULTIES.--Could some practical Correspondent advise

us as to what would be the best course to pursue under the following

awkward circumstances? I live in a house in a newly-constructed terrace,

with very thin party-walls. The tenant on one side has just set up a

private establishment for the reception of the most thoroughly incurable

class of maniacs, while on the other side is a family who make their

living by piano, violin, and cornet performances, at private houses. I

have asked the landlord to abate the nuisance by adding another brick to

the thickness of the walls on each side; but he writes to me, giving his

address at the Bankruptcy Court, to explain that the houses are not so

constructed as to bear the extra weight, which I think very probable. I

would apply for an injunction against the Maniacs, were it not that

their howlings are sometimes useful in drowning the sound of the

constant practising on the piano. Would it be wise to retaliate by

dropping bricks at midnight down my neighbours' chimneys? What is the

least term of Penal Servitude that I could get if I hired some of the

Unemployed to break into the musical house and smash up the instruments?

If I went as a Deputation on the subject to Mr. Asquith, should I be

likely to be cordially received?

Tortured Tenant.

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