TWO BATTLES.

Before I left the hotel I struck a bargain with Cash. I would go

anywhere and do anything, but he was to give me a written itinerary of

my movements for the day, clearly stating where I should be at various

times. This document I left in the hands of Dolly, who promised

faithfully to send for me, if--if necessary.

Then, putting my paternal instincts into my pocket, I braced myself up

and plunged into the vortex of polling-day.

Truly, if Time is the healer, Work is the anesthetic. In the turmoil of

the crowded streets and polling-booths, I found myself almost as

enthusiastic and whole-hearted as if no little girl of mine were

fighting for life in a darkened room not many streets away. I shook

hands with countless folk, I addressed meetings of the unwashed at

street corners, and received the plaudits or execrations of the

multitude with equal serenity.

Robin hastened away to the Hide-and-Tallow Works, whence, during the

dinner-hour, he charmed many an oleaginous elector to come and plump for

Inglethwaite, the Man Whom He Knew and Who Knew Him. Gerald and Donkin,

smothered in violets and primroses, were personally conducting a sort of

tumbril, which dashed across my field of vision from time to time,

sometimes full, sometimes empty, but always at full gallop.

Election "incidents" were plentiful. I was standing in the principal

polling-station at one time, when a gentleman called Hoppett, a cobbler

by persuasion--I think I have already mentioned him as the benignant

individual who used to come to the door of his establishment and pursue

me with curses down the street--came out from recording his vote. He did

not see me, but caught sight of Robin, who had just arrived with a

_posse_ of electors, and was standing by the Returning Officer's table.

Hobbling up, the cobbler shook a gnarled fist under my secretary's nose.

"I've voted against your man," he shouted. "We're goin' to be rid of the

lot of you this time. Set of reskils!... I've put my mark against

Stridge, I have; and against Inglethwaite's name I've put a picture of a

big boot--one of my own making, too! The big boot!" he screamed

ecstatically--"that's what your man is a-going to get to-day. Set

of----"

Robin smiled benignantly upon him, and glanced at the Returning Officer.

"You hear what this gentleman says?" he remarked.

"I do," replied the official.

"Is it not a fact that he has annulled his vote by making unnecessary

marks on his voting-paper?" continued Robin solemnly.

"That is so," assented the Returning Officer. "I'm afraid your vote

won't count this time, Mr Hoppett. Good morning!"

There was a roar of delighted laughter from friend and foe, and the

fermenting Hoppett was cast forth.

I succeeded in getting back to the hotel for ten minutes at

luncheon-time. Dolly met me--pale, sleepless, but unbeaten.

"The doctor is with her just now," she said. "She has been in fearful

pain, poor kiddy; but he has given her a drug of some sort, and she is

easier now."

"Couldn't I see her, just a moment?" I said wistfully.

"The answer to that question, sir," replied Dolly, "is in the negative."

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