CHAPTER XVIII.

A REVOLUTION IN TICINO.

All things come to those who wait. I have waited nearly a fortnight in

Ticino for a revolution, and I have seen it at last. I have seen the

soldiers charge the mob, and I have seen the mob stone the soldiers. I

have seen the soldiers retire with cracked skulls, and I have seen the

citizens flying to the chemists and the doctors to have their bayonet

wounds dressed. I have seen a town suddenly seized with panic, the

streets cleared, the shops shut, and the cafés barred and bolted. And it

all happened in a minute, without the slightest warning. It all happened

just when I had packed my portmanteau and was going to leave Ticino

because the excitement was over and everything was getting insufferably

dull, and the weather was giving the Ticinese a seasonable hint to keep

indoors by their wood fires and to abandon politics as an outdoor

amusement.

Last Sunday was the day of the general election all over Switzerland for

members of the National Council, which sits at Berne. In Ticino the

greatest interest attached to the election, because of recent

unfortunate events and the terrible pitch which the enmity long existing

between the Liberal Party and the Conservative Party had reached.

On Sunday in Ticino things went off pretty quietly. I was in Lugano, and

spent the morning watching the voters as they went to the poll and the

populace that stood about the public squares and discussed the

situation. The Liberals made a big show in Lugano. The trees of liberty,

surmounted by the hat of William Tell, were everywhere decorated with

the red flag of Radicalism. To some of them were affixed wreaths of

laurel ‘offered by the Liberal ladies of Lugano'; others were ornamented

with Liberal inscriptions couched in language that, to say the least of

it, was thorough. The Italian--I beg pardon, the Ticinese--politician is

given to discuss matters as much with his hands as with his tongue, and

all day long an energetic crowd indulged in vehement finger-wagging and

hand-elevating, which would have given a stranger not used to the wealth

of Italian gesture an idea that St. Vitus’s dance was a national

disease.

The Liberals were easily distinguished from the Conservatives by red

ties, by red feathers worn bravely in enormous brigand hats, and by red

flowers in their buttonholes. Every Liberal sported a little red, and

even the Liberal ladies had arrayed themselves in accordance with their

political sympathies.

Apart from the idea that the election of October 26 might lead to a

little revolution, I was interested in it for another reason. Was not my

old friend Agostino Gatti, of the Adelaide Gallery and of the Adelphi

Theatre, a Consigliere di Stato? and was not Agostino Gatti up for

re-election as one of the six members for Ticino in the National Council

of Switzerland?

It was a great day for all Ticino. Every man was expected to vote, and

nearly every man did. Some of them travelled miles and miles to fulfil

the duty of citizenship. I soon found out how seriously the Ticinese

take politics. Very early on Sunday morning my waiter hurried me over my

breakfast with a thousand apologies; he was going to vote, and his

native place was in a valley across the lake ten miles away. The porter

brought me a day’s supply of wood to my room before I was up; a thousand

pardons, but he had to catch an early train that he might go home to

vote. There was not a flyman outside my hotel when I went out; they had

all gone to vote. The boats upon the lake lay floating empty on the

wave; the boatmen had all gone to vote. When I went into the

_salle-à-manger_ I quite expected to see a note to the effect that, ‘In

consequence of all the waiters having gone home to vote, there will be

no _table d’hôte_.’

Giuseppe, my sitting-room waiter, is a Conservative; Napoléon, the

_salle-à-manger_ waiter, is a fierce Radical. Between them I endeavoured

to arrive at the truth of the various incidents which they narrated for

my benefit. Giuseppe hails from the village to which poor Rossi

belonged--Rossi, the unfortunate victim of the brutal outrage of

September 11. Rossi was a young man universally beloved and respected.

He had only joined the Government a few months. He had never done any

man harm; he was only recently married, and he was assassinated in cold

blood in the name of civil and religious liberty. Giuseppe trembles so

violently with rage when he tells me of Rossi, his fellow-townsman, that

I expect him to drop the tray every moment; but Napoléon talks of it

calmly, says it was a pity, but won’t have it that the Radicals are to

blame for it. But I am digressing. Of Giuseppe and Napoléon more anon.

I wait patiently opposite the Municipio all day expecting a

demonstration, and none comes. So I fill up my time by noting one or two

minor matters. A gentleman selling fowls wrings their necks one by one

_coram populo_, and I watch the process till I feel sick. A Conservative

dog creates a diversion by having a furious fight with a Radical dog.

The dogs are arrayed in their masters’ colours, and the red dog walks up

to the blue dog in a most insulting manner. Then the row begins, and all

the dogs of Lugano rush to the square and take sides. Heaven only knows

if it would not have ended in a dog revolution had the Federal troops

not interfered. Two soldiers separated the combatants, and once more,

thanks to the Federal bayonets, peace is restored.

In the evening we get the news. The Conservatives have gained a majority

all over Ticino. The Liberals are glum, and, after a night spent in the

cafés, I walk home with Albert Edward, and we both prophesy trouble on

the morrow. We have heard what we have heard, and we have seen what we

have seen.

On Monday there was general Conservative jubilation. The church bells

rang violently; from the mountain-tops guns were fired and bonfires were

lighted. The little boys formed themselves into processions, and waved

flags and shouted through the villages, and dogs, decked out in

Conservative colours, followed proudly at the heels of their little

Conservative masters. And here, on the eve of the lamentable outbreak

which took place at Lugano on Monday evening, let me give you a few

particulars of the first revolution which led up to all the recent

trouble and excitement.

The revolution was a prearranged affair. In Lugano they managed it this

way. Some men went into a field and made a bonfire, which caused a great

smoke. Then some of their confederates suddenly rang the fire-alarm from

the church belfry. Out rushed the officers from the Municipio to see

what was the matter, and in rushed the revolutionists and took

possession of the building. The Government officers were seized and

dragged to prison. The mob rushed into the cafés and laid violent hands

on prominent Conservatives, yelling, ‘To prison! to prison!’ It was

Bedlam broken loose, for surely there was nothing but madness in what

followed.

Every Conservative was threatened by the Liberals--the active

Conservatives were actually seized and put in prison--an instance of the

height of absurdity to which this so-called ‘revolution’ was carried.

The man on duty at one of the little piers where the steamers embark

passengers was known to be a Conservative. He was seized and threatened

with imprisonment. ‘What for?’ he exclaimed. ‘You are a Conservative!’

yelled his Liberal aggressors. The same thing happened to shopkeepers,

to boatmen, to fly-drivers; the one cry was, ‘To prison with the

Conservatives!'--and all this was done in the sacred name of Liberty,

Equality, and Fraternity.

It is really worth pausing for a moment to reflect that these things

were actually done in a Republic, and by a party whose watchword was

‘Liberty.’ It is difficult to treat the thing as anything but a huge

burlesque. ‘In the name of Liberty I put you in prison because your

political views are not mine.’ Read, mark, learn, and inwardly digest

it--reflect on it! Here is a Republic which claims to be the government

of the free by the free, and in this Republic there is a party which

calls itself the party of freedom, and its first act, when by force or

by stratagem it has snatched temporary power, is to seize and imprison

every fellow-citizen whose views upon politics and religion are at

variance with its own.

My own belief is that the Liberals of Ticino in their discontent allowed

themselves to be the dupes and the tools of a party of disorder, a party

which has its headquarters over the frontier. I have seen upon the walls

of Bellinzona a proclamation issued by a society which has its

headquarters in Italy, and, putting two and two together, I look a

little below the surface of what is generally called politics for the

origin of the Ticino revolt against law and order. These things might

perhaps be left for the Ticinese to settle among themselves, but

unfortunately they have been done in the name of ‘the Liberal party,’

and Liberalism generally all over the world is injured and discredited

by such a display of intolerance and persecution on the part of a

section of those who profess it and make it their watchword.

But, after all, but for the brutal murder of Rossi, and some subsequent

bloodshed, the whole affair might perhaps have been charitably dismissed

as a display of what the German calls ‘Kinderei.’ The remark of a

Cockney tourist who was in Lugano with me, that it was ‘like a lot of

kids playing at revolution,’ is a fair translation of the German

expression. The utter childishness of some of the proceedings which are

now agitating the Swiss Republic is beyond dispute. The Ticinese have

given us a revolution _pour rire_, and the whole thing, the murder of

Rossi apart, is a cyclone in a coffee-cup, a hurricane in a half-pint

pot.

So much for the revolution of September 11; now for the revolution of

October 27. I have told you that the Conservatives of Lugano rang the

church bells in their joy. On Monday afternoon the Liberals, having had

enough of the Conservative rejoicings, thought they would have a turn.

So they brought a cannon on the public square and began to discharge it.

Now, cannon-firing in a public square is not exactly a parlour pastime,

and an officer who was in charge of a small body of soldiers ordered the

gay Liberal youths to ‘cease firing.’ They argued the point; the officer

insisted, and then--well, nobody knows how it began. The Conservatives

say the mob threw stones at the officer; the Liberals say the soldiers

attacked the crowd; at any rate, stones were thrown and the mob was

charged, and presently the soldiers were prodding the people and blood

was flowing and stones were flying, and Lugano had another little

revolution in miniature all to itself. I was with Albert Edward, and in

the middle of it, and I am not ashamed to confess that we executed a

strategic movement to the rear and sought the friendly shelter of the

Farmacia Internazionale.

Half an hour afterwards the streets were cleared. Every shop and every

café was shut, and only groups of excited men gathered under the arcades

and discussed the situation. It had been severe while it lasted. I saw

plenty of blood--less would have satisfied me--and unfortunately a

number of women and children in the crowd were seriously frightened, and

I believe a few of them hurt, in the absurd proceedings. A number of

wounds were dressed by the chemists of the town that evening, and

several of the soldiers were taken to the hospital.

All the troops in Ticino are from the German cantons. Between the German

Swiss and the Italian Swiss there is no love lost. The troops have been

attacked, and some of the soldiers injured by the people. Relations are

now naturally more strained than ever. Some unlucky day something may

happen, and then---- Well, let us hope for the best.

The journals of the rival parties and the placards of the rival parties

are not going the way to mend matters. _Il Credente Cattolico_ comes out

every day with a black band round it, and it prints on its title-page

‘Il Sangue di Rossi invoca Giustizia'--the blood of Rossi calls for

justice. It also pleasantly describes the Liberals as the ‘congrega di

Satana'--the congregation of Satan. _La Liberta_, after a terrific

onslaught, calls attention ‘alle infami manovre Radicali,’ and I count

the words ‘infamy’ and ‘infamous’ fourteen times on one page. _Il

Dovere_, a Radical sheet, hurls every awful adjective in the Italian

language at the Conservative party, and finishes up with a fit of

violent hysterics. The _Gazette Ticinese_ can find no heading to its

fierce wrath at the result of Sunday’s election, and so contents itself

with an inarticulate ‘!?!’ while another journal declares the vote to be

valueless, and writes in huge letters that the Conservative majority is

an iniquity, and cries aloud in mighty wrath that 12,066 Liberals return

only 35 Deputies to the Grand Council, while 12,833 Ultramontanes return

77. Both sides call each other assassins, and both sides call each other

thieves, and the Conservative journals always speak of the Liberals as

‘the party of brigands,’ and it is evident that in Ticino a Republican

form of government has not been productive of liberty or equality, and

most decidedly not of fraternity.

The placards on the walls are all couched in fiery language, with the

exception of Colonel Kunzli’s proclamation, which simply forbids any

public meeting to be held in any place in Ticino. ‘Proibisco ogni

assemblia populare in tutto il Cantone Ticino.’ (What do you think of

that in a Republic, my Trafalgar Square friends?) The Liberal addresses

al Popolo Ticinese denounce the Conservatives as ruffians, liars,

slanderers, thieves, and oppressors; and a proclamation which is posted

up all over the walls of Bellinzona itself, within a few feet of the

Government House, and signed by ‘The Liberal Committee _in Milan_,’

calls upon the people to drive out a Government which for years has

tyrannized over the country and been guilty of intolerance,

assassination, the liberation of the guilty, the condemnation of the

innocent, persecution, swindling, extortion, robbery, ‘and all possible

subdivisions of these and other iniquities.’ I have never read as much

strong language in my whole life as I have been compelled to peruse

during the last fortnight in Ticino.

To-day (Wednesday) we have had another ‘incident’ in Lugano. This

morning a great hulking fellow told a little boy of twelve to go and

insult the sentries on duty at the Municipio. The lad, nothing loath,

trotted off and called the sentries all the bad names he knew. One

sentry ordered him off. The boy, encouraged by some roughs, refused to

go, whereupon the sentry, like an idiot, prodded him playfully in the

arm with his bayonet.

Soldiers and populace alike seem to have lost their heads, and now are

thirsting for each other’s gore. A man in a café told me that if it went

on they would fire at the soldiers from the windows. Good business this.

O Liberty! Liberty! what crimes, etc.

That the military fear a rising is certain. When the train came in from

Milan on Tuesday a guard of soldiers with fixed bayonets was posted at

every entrance. A number of agitators from Milan were expected to come

to the aid of the Luganese. ‘My God!’ exclaimed the station-master, when

I asked him what the armed force at the station meant, ‘one would think

we were all murderers here.’

The Lucerne and Berne soldiers will be heartily glad to get back home.

They have been badly treated in Ticino, where, although Swiss, and the

real Swiss, they are looked upon as foreigners. The arrangements made

for their accommodation have not increased the pleasure of their stay.

Some of them have had to sleep and live in a church, lying down at night

on straw spread about on the floor. The accommodation provided for the

others is even worse, being at a disused seminary, where they have

absolutely had no water-supply at all, and have had to go down to the

lake to wash.

Let us turn from the revolution to more pleasant matters. To-day is

market-day in Lugano. The greatest crowd is round a man who is

displaying on a pole an enormous and highly-coloured picture of a man

dripping with blood, who is stabbing a very _décolletée_ lady in blue

silk. The banner is labelled in huge letters, ‘Jack, l’Assassino di

Londra! Lo Sventratore di Donne!’ The man is doing a roaring trade in a

penny book which is no less than the life and adventures of our old

friend Jack the Ripper.

The country people who have come from the mountains and the valleys are

positively trampling each other down in their eagerness to purchase

copies, and presently the vendor raises his price from a penny to

twopence. What a reputation has Jack made for himself! All over the

world he is famous. Gladstone is not in the same street with him as a

European celebrity. Such is fame!

The women of Ticino are surely the hardest worked women in the world. In

the lower classes they are simply beasts of burden. The little girl of

twelve and the old woman of eighty carry huge loads everywhere, while

the boys and the men carry nothing. I meet old women toiling up the

great mountains with huge baskets on their backs. In these baskets they

carry not only goods, but animals. I have seen a woman toiling along

with a big calf in the basket on her back and a great bundle of faggots

under her arm. In the town it is the same. All the heavy porterage is

done by the women. At one of the steamboat piers yesterday it was a

woman who came for the luggage, and she positively reeled under the

weight of a Saratoga trunk, while the men sat with their hands in their

pockets and smoked cigars.

From this same steamer there landed a couple of men of the peasant

class. Their wives, with baskets on their backs, were waiting for them.

The men had a number of packages with them. These they instantly loaded

on to their wives, and then, lighting their cigars, strolled off up the

mountain path that led to their village. And behind them at a long

distance, heavily laden, toiled their beasts of burden--their wives.

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