CHAPTER XIII.

FLORENCE.

Some time before I left London, while indulging in the pernicious habit

of reading in bed, I was much amused and instructed by the narrative of

travel of a distinguished _confrère_ who had set out in search of

sunshine. The writer’s name is a household word in England, and in Italy

it is also a ‘household word’ in the most literal manner possible, for

you find a ‘Sala’ in nearly every house. I don’t remember whether the

‘Prince of Specials’ found all the sunshine he wanted, but if he did not

he had better come out to Florence at once with the biggest bag he can

get into the train.

I am writing at the present moment in a room looking on to the Lung’

Arno, and the sunshine is overpowering. In order to write with a slight

amount of cool-headedness I have to sit in a bath and to work with an

umbrella over me, which is damped at short intervals. For the past week

it has been the same--a fierce, blazing, beautiful sunshine, in which

you could cook a mutton-chop by holding it out of the window on the end

of your walking-stick for ten minutes.

Most of the Italian cities boast of special distinctions. Just as we say

‘Genoa la Superba,’ so Florence has been dubbed ‘Firenze la Gentile,’

‘Florence the Refined.’

Florence is beautiful to the tourist in search of art, but it is apt to

grow monotonous to staid and sober citizens who do not care to risk

rheumatics for life in order to see an altar-piece, or to take a certain

chill as the price of gazing at the real original Venus de Medici in the

icy passages known as the Uffizi. True, that the streets are full of

grand and solemn old palaces that carry the mind back through the

centuries; true, that every hole and corner is rich with art, but on the

Philistine all this palls after a time. I can understand how classical

and cultured minds can spend day after day lost in admiration before

virgins and martyrs who bear the closest resemblance to each other, and

I quite appreciate the rapture with which they gaze at statues which,

when all is said and done, are but men and women imitated and undraped.

I can worship with the best of them, say, six pictures and six statues

per diem, but galleries I cannot endure, and I fear I never shall. As

one jam-tart is pleasant to the tooth, and twenty produce nausea, so is

one good picture pleasant to the eye, and two hundred are apt to give

one headache.

Now, if you flee from galleries and churches, there is little left you

in Florence town but the side of the Arno. This is the one place where

all day long the sun shines out in splendour, and you can saunter and

dream, and ask yourself with the Misses Leamar, ‘Why is the world so gay

to-day?’ You turn away from the Arno at your peril. To enter any side

street is, to an Englishman, dangerous in the extreme. The long, narrow

streets shut out all sun and all light, and you pass into them from the

Lung’ Arno as from the kitchen fire to the ice well. I am tired of the

Lung’ Arno. I have worn the brim of my hat threadbare bowing to the

thousand Florentine princes, dukes, marquises, and counts, who smile at

me in the Cascine--the Hyde Park of Florence--and I am going to walk

right away from the palaces, the churches, and the galleries, right away

over the Arno to the high hills I can see shining in the sunlight far

away. Of Art I am tired; a little Nature will do me good. I tell the

people in my hotel I want a good ten-mile spin--where had I better go?

The Porter crosses himself, and the Director murmurs the name of his

patron saint. Ho! but here is a mad Englishman, who, having loose lire

in his pocket, wants to walk ten miles. They point me out a way,

however, begging me to provide myself with cognac, in case I fall by the

road, and I go. I am sure the Director is debating whether he shall have

a hot bath, a doctor, and some leeches ready for my return.

Once outside the hotel, the torture of my life in Florence begins. There

is a carriage-stand opposite the door, and the moment I show my nose

every man wildly whips his horse up, and drives full gallop at me. They

are all sure that I want a _carrozza_. I endeavour to evade them, but

they drive round and round me in a circle until I look like the

ring-master at Astley’s directing the performance of ‘the flying

charioteers.’ At last I make a wild dash between two vehicles and rush

up the street. But the enemy is not so easily defeated. The drivers dash

after me up the Lung’ Arno, and follow me over the bridge. The pride of

the Florentine flymen is stung to the quick. An Inglese has escaped

them. The watchword passes, and at every rank we come to the flymen

there lash their horses and join in the pursuit. Before I have gone a

quarter of a mile there are nearly one hundred flys pursuing me. Panting

and breathless, I still urge on my wild career. The honour of England is

at stake. In this unequal conflict I must conquer or die, for, as a

patriot, the reputation of my countrymen for obstinacy is dear to me.

Heedless of my course, I dash down narrow streets, through ancient

gateways, and round old squares, and at last I reach the city walls. The

Porta Romana is passed, and I am out in the suburbs. The flymen waver.

It is all uphill now, and their horses--poor beasts!--are blown and

leg-weary. One by one they turn round, and drive slowly back to the

city. For one day, at least, I am safe from the flymen of Florence.

I walk my miles on ever-rising ground till all the fertile valley lies

at my feet. I wind round and round till I reach the great height whereon

stands Galileo’s observatory and the villa in which, under the cruel

eyes of the Inquisition, he spent his last years. From this spot the

view is worth a pilgrimage that should have lasted a lifetime instead of

two hours. All the city of Florence, the distant Apennines (their crests

all crowned with snow), the blue waters of the Arno lie before me. I

breathe the pure, bracing air, I feel the warm sunshine on my face, and

the weight of my years is lifted from me. Give me a green hill, a blue

sky, and a square mile of God’s sunshine, and you may have all the

pictures and all the statues in all the whole wide world.

I seem to have a speciality for coming upon horrors. In Florence the

first night I go out, in a quiet, dark, back street, a gentleman walking

ahead of me suddenly reels and falls dead from an apoplectic stroke. I

should not allude to the circumstance but that it brought before me a

quaint and solemn phase of Italian religious life. The poor man was

carried into a confectioner’s shop and a messenger despatched to the

Misericordia--the establishment of the Brothers of the Misericordia, a

curious order, which renders the last offices to the dead. Presently

there arrived a man with a torch, and, following him, half a dozen of

the brothers, clothed from head to foot in a black garb and a hood and

mask. Nothing is visible of them but their eyes, their features being

completely concealed by the masks and hoods which cover the head and

face. Weird and solemn beyond description the brothers look in the

moonlight in this strange garb, and when presently they came out,

bearing the dead in an open bier, and formed in procession, headed by

the torch, and slowly moved away into the shadows of the dark, narrow,

winding streets, I shuddered, and fancied myself back in the Middle

Ages.

The history of the order is curious and interesting. It was formed

during the great plague, when people died faster than professional

undertakers could bury them. A body of gentlemen then undertook the

task, concealing their features while plying their solemn labour, in

order that they might not be recognised and shunned by the Italians, who

have a great horror of death and all that appertains to it. To this day

the order remains a secret one, and the outside world does not know who

the masked men are who tend the dying and the dead. The greatest and the

smallest belong to it, and the prince and the artisan rub shoulders in

it. It is often a refuge for wealthy men who have met with great

disappointments, and of talented men whose careers have been blighted,

and who want something to do to keep them from nursing their grief and

their wrongs.

While in Florence I saw most of the minor theatres. ‘Stenterello,’ the

Florentine Punch, has the big part in all the pieces at the people’s

theatre, and is a unique specimen of theatrical art. In order to

appreciate him thoroughly, I have sat out several evenings’ amusement

under rather distressing circumstances. When you pay sixpence to go into

a theatre, and sixpence more for a _posto distinto_ or reserved seat,

you must not grumble if your neighbours are not of the _haute noblesse_.

But the _manteaux noirs_ in which the Italian common people wrap

themselves during the winter are, when worn with Florentine thrift for,

say, thirty years, apt to get unpleasant, and the wearers have besides

unpleasant little ways, and are curiously afflicted, and---- But I will

not go into details. I have endured much by passing my evenings in the

popular parts of popular theatres--I mean the theatres patronized by the

masses--but I have gained an experience which ought to be valuable. I

shrink at nothing where my favourite study--the people--is concerned.

How shocking--isn’t it?--to waste one’s time studying the people of

to-day--living, breathing flesh and blood: tragedy, comedy, and farce

all packed together under a ridiculous modern costume--while there lies

all around one a whole population of stone and marble and painted ladies

and gentlemen, all classically draped or equally classically undraped,

and not one of them less than a thousand years old at least! I cannot

help preferring the living flesh to the dead marble, the country to the

canvas, and all that is wicked and philistine in me rises in rebellion

as I peruse the guide-books and catalogues and find nothing but

galleries and churches considered worthy of a tourist’s observation. I

am not blind to the beautiful in art, I hope. A modern picture gives me

often the greatest of pleasure, and so, for the matter of that, does an

old one if it has a story to tell, and tells it well; if out of the

painted eyes there looks forth a human soul, if in the grouped figures

there is some suggestion of human feeling. But the things which are as a

red rag to a bull to me are the Virgins and Children, the Holy Families,

the saints, the martyrs, the portraits of painters’ mistresses,

labelled now a heathen goddess and now a Catholic saint. For tourists to

spend as they do day after day contemplating these things, worrying away

at a note-book with a pencil, and then chevying off to spend more hours

staring at churches and cathedrals and listening to the droned-out lies

of the cicerone, while a people as interesting in their manners and

customs as any in the wide world live and move around them, under their

very eyes, despised, unstudied, and unnoticed, is to me

incomprehensible.

At all the theatres, save those where grand opera is given,

everything--tragedy, comedy, and farce--is ‘con Stenterello.’ Punch is

dressed always the same, no matter what the period of the play may be.

He is the low comedy man, and has all the funny lines, but at times he

utters noble sentiments, and becomes pathetic over the sorrows of the

heroine, who is habitually protected by him.

No matter how tragic or pathetic the situation, Stenterello, with his

queer costume and painted face, has a share in it. The bereaved wife

wails out to Punch her sorrow for the dear departed, the betrayed maiden

reveals to him the name of the villain at whose hands she claims

retribution. The Medicis of old cannot plot and plan without

Stenterello, the masher of to-day has Stenterello as his companion when

he goes a-wooing, and after a round of the Florentine playhouses I was

considerably astonished to find that ‘Othello’ was played at the Teatro

Tommaso Salvini without a Stenterello. I quite expected to see him turn

up as the devoted friend of Desdemona, or as the virtuous foiler of the

wicked schemes of Iago.

Stenterello is literally worshipped by the Florentines. In every play he

talks in the Florentine dialect--that is to say, in the _patois_ of the

people.

The late King Victor Emmanuel used to come in the good old days to the

little theatres, and roar as loudly as anyone at Punch’s wheezes, and

one evening expressed his delight at the performance by making a knight

there and then of the Stenterello who had given him so much amusement.

The history of these Punches would make a long magazine article. They

are classical in Italy. Stenterello is indigenous to Tuscany. Other

provinces have their Punch, who appears in nearly all the plays, but in

a different garb. In Naples it is Pulcinella who is the omnipresent

comic man. Pulcinella is dressed in a loose white costume, and wears a

black domino, with a beak to it--a property which deprives the actor

most effectually of the aid of facial expression. But Italian actors and

pantomimists do not need their faces to tell a story. They use their

hands most marvellously, and will tell a whole five-act drama with

gesture alone. In one little theatre the other evening I saw a _mime_

hold an audience spell-bound for fully ten minutes while she described a

tragedy, and showed how it was to be revenged, without uttering a single

word.

At the bulk of the Italian theatres you can enter by simply paying fifty

centimes or a franc for the _ingresso_. This entitles you to stand in

the large vacant space at the back of the stalls, which takes the place

of our pit. If you want a numbered seat or a box, of course you pay

extra for it. Once having paid your _ingresso_, you can go to all parts

of the house where there is room to stand and see. If you have friends

in a box, you walk in and sit with them, as each box is sold as a whole,

and is never split up into seats. The Italian theatre consists entirely

of stalls and private boxes and ‘standing room.’

At many of the theatres smoking is allowed all over the house during

the performance. Even the musicians smoke their cigars during the

_entr’acte_, and lay the half-finished ends on their music-stands when

the conductor waves his bâton.

To see the reckless manner in which matches are struck and flung about

would strike terror to the panic-monger’s heart were it not for the fact

that the houses, being built mostly of stone and marble, are not very

inflammable. The audience is always a wonderful study. The Italians

fling their hearts into the scene. The drama or farce is to them no

play, but a reality. They hoot the villain, they encourage the hero with

reassuring words, they cap Stenterello’s jokes with original ones of

their own, and they keep up a running fire of comment on the story as it

develops. They are as loud in their disapproval as they are in their

commendation. They will hoot a bad actor or singer off the stage

mercilessly, and if the moral of a play or its dénouement does not

interest them they will howl with rage till the curtain falls.

One remarkable feature of the popular playhouses is the prompter. This

gentleman sits in the centre of the stage, covered over with a green

wooden hood. I had a box one night on the stage, and I heard the

prompter deliberately read the whole play to the company a line in

advance of each actor, who repeated it like a schoolboy. The turn of

each actor to take up the text was indicated to him by the prompter’s

finger pointing at him. This continuous prompting is, of course, only

necessary in minor theatres, where the bill is changed almost nightly,

and the actors have little time for study.

I was seriously thinking of buying a title while I was in Florence.

Without a coronet one is so insignificant in Italy. I counted one

hundred and twenty houses in a straight line in Florence, and only

eight gates were without a coronet. Go over to the ‘Surrey side’ of the

Arno, and it is the same thing. Every ‘slum’ has a dozen palaces, and

every palace has a coronet. Prying about, after the manner of my

species, in out-of-the-way holes and corners, I became acquainted with

the fact that the nobility nearly all sell their own oil and wine. Near

the gateway of the palaces there is generally a little hole just large

enough to pass a bottle through. Over this is written, in small letters,

‘Cantina,’ and just by the side is hung a board with a tariff of the

price of ‘our wine.’

Dukes, marquises, and earls, they all retain the produce of their

vineyards and farms. You can buy a bottle of the ordinary for a franc,

and my lord’s servant will hand it you with a smile, and take your coin

with a condescending ‘Grazie.’ It is very quaint to see a workman come

along, stop at a palace about three times the size of Newgate, and

suddenly bob his head in--apparently through the stone wall--and

presently bob back again with a bottle in his hand.

I was determined to study this phase of noble life myself; so I knocked

at the hole in the wall of one of the most magnificent palaces of

Florence, and when the little slide was opened I bobbed in my head and

asked for a bottle of gingerbeer. ‘Gingebre?’ said the man inside. ‘I do

not think that is a wine of our vineyard.’ ‘Oh yes, it is,’ I said. ‘I

met an English Duke at the Palazzo Corsini yesterday, and he told me I

should get a bottle of gingerbeer here.’ ‘Ah!’ said the ancient

servitor, ‘then I will ask the Marquis, my master.’ He was absent for a

few minutes, and presently returned with the Marquis, an exquisitely

polite old gentleman of the good old school. ‘I fear, illustrious

stranger, you have made a mistake. I know not the name of “gingerbeer”

as a wine of the country. Certainly I grow it not myself.’ I apologized

profusely, and withdrew my head from the aperture just in time to allow

an old lady who was waiting, to bob hers in, and ask for two soldis’

worth of the Marquis’s best olive-oil, which she would take in the

coffee-cup she held in her hand. And she took it.

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