CHAPTER V.

THIRD STAGE OF LITERARY LIFE.

_Craighouse--Birth and marriages--Office and literary work--"Perth

days"--Captain Speke--Library--Athenæum--Historiographership--Unsociability

and Hospitality--St Albans--Strasburg--London--Stories, jokes, and

nonsense-verses._

At Craighouse a second son was born to Dr Burton; his seventh and

youngest child. There also his eldest and his third daughters married;

the younger, Matilda Lauder, in June 1877, becoming the wife of William

Lennox Cleland, of Adelaide, South Australia; the elder, Isabella

Jessie, that of James Rodger, M.D., of Aberdeen, in April 1878.

The whole of the period at Craighouse was one of active literary as well

as official life. Dr Burton walked daily to the Office of Prisons, no

longer to perform the duty of secretary, but that of manager, at the

same salary he had enjoyed as secretary. The transference of the

principal part of the duty to London altered his position but slightly.

Both before and after this change a monthly visit to the General Prison

at Perth was part of his duty. His wife occasionally accompanied him in

these excursions, and by experience can judge of the fatigue, or rather

the exertion without fatigue, which he underwent in them. At home Dr

Burton was never an early riser, but in travelling he willingly

performed a first stage before breakfast.

On his "Perth days," in going from Craighouse he was obliged to be astir

by four in the morning. His wife usually drove him to the railway

station in time to catch a train starting at six. Sometimes he would

consent to be met again on the arrival of the latest return train at

night and driven home; generally he preferred walking home, after a call

at his office, to see if anything there required his attention. He thus

arrived at Perth by breakfast-time; spent the whole day in passing from

cell to cell of the many hundred prisoners there confined, interrogating

each of them, and taking notes of anything requiring notice; and reached

home not till nearly midnight, yet never appearing at all fatigued.

Latterly he gave up this great effort and did not return till the

following day, sleeping in a hotel at Perth on the occasions of his

official visits.

In 1867 he published the first four volumes of his 'History of Scotland,

from Agricola's Invasion to the Revolution of 1688,' and in 1870 other

three volumes, completing the work, and, together with the portion

published in 1853, forming a complete narrative of Scotch history from

the earliest times down to the suppression of the Jacobite insurrection

of '45.

As offshoots from his great work, he published, first in 'Blackwood's

Magazine,' and then, with some additions, in volume shape, two pleasant

books--the 'Book-Hunter' and the 'Scot Abroad,'--besides many other

slighter works. During these years he was often obliged to refuse his

pen for fugitive writing, from unwillingness to interrupt his more

serious tasks.

The following is a note declining, very characteristically, an

application of the kind from his valued friend, Mr Russel, editor of the

'Scotsman':--

"_11th August 1862._

"MY DEAR RUSSEL,--What am I expected to do with the Cat Stane? Not

to review it, I hope. I have had a sniff of it already in the

proceedings of the Antiquarian Society. It is a brilliant specimen

of the pedantic pottering of the learned body which enables me to

append to my name the A.S.S., fraudulently inverted into S.S.A.

Such twaddle always excites me into feverishness. I haven't nerve

for it.

"I see the grandfather of Hengist and Horsa is made out very

clearly, but there seem insuperable difficulties in proving Hengist

and Horsa themselves. This strikes me as a characteristic of the

author's[12] profession. He has to deal with parents actual and

possible, but the offspring are seen evanescently, often loom in

the distance, and sometimes can't be got to exist even when most

desired.--Yours truly, J.H. BURTON."

[Footnote 12: The late Professor Simpson.]

Dr Simpson's really universal genius led him pretty deeply into

archæology, in which he sometimes, as on the present occasion, showed

more zeal than knowledge.

One of the first summers at Craighouse was enlivened by a long visit

from the African traveller, Captain Speke. Dr Burton met with him in the

hospitable house of his friendly publisher, the late John Blackwood, at

Strathtyrum. Captain Speke was then preparing, or endeavouring to

prepare, for the press, his book, the 'Discovery of the Source of the

Nile.' The truly gallant Captain being more practised in exploring than

in writing, Mr Blackwood suggested his going home with Dr Burton, that

he might have the benefit of his advice in the formation of his

materials into a book. The family at Craighouse became warmly attached

to their guest. He endeared himself by his simple unassuming character,

and a peculiar sweetness of temper. The sorrow at Craighouse was great

on hearing, during the following autumn, of his most lamentable death.

He who had escaped so many dangers--was so well accustomed to

firearms--accidentally shot by his own gun while partridge-shooting near

his paternal home!

While at Craighouse, Dr Burton's library gradually increased from being

an ordinary room full of books, to a collection numbering about 10,000

volumes. From his earliest years Dr Burton had been a collector of

books, and Craighouse led to the increase of his collection in two ways.

The distance from the town was an impediment to the use of the

Advocates' Library in his historical studies, and there was space at

Craighouse for any number of books. There were always rooms which could

be taken into occupation when wanted; and to his life's end it was a

favourite amusement of Dr Burton's to construct and erect shelves for

his books.

In an article in 'Blackwood's Magazine' for August 1879, there occurs

the following lively description of the impression made by the library

on the mind of a visitor. Before the passage quoted was published, Dr

Burton had left Craighouse for Morton House, but the description

evidently refers to Craighouse:--

"We have had the privilege of dropping in upon him [Dr Burton clearly

being meant, though not named] in what we might call his lair, if the

word did not sound disrespectful. It was in a venerable,

half-castellated, ivy-grown manor-house, among avenues of ancient trees,

where the light had first to struggle through the foliage before it fell

on the narrow windows, in walls that were many feet in thickness. And

seldom, surely, has so rich a collection been stowed away in so strange

a suite of rooms. Rooms, indeed, are hardly the word. The central point,

where the proprietor wrote and studied, was a vaulted chamber, and all

around was a labyrinth of passages to which you mounted or descended by

a step or two; of odd nooks and sombre little corridors, and tiny

apartments squeezed aside into corners, and lighted either from the

corridor or by a lancet-window or a loophole. The floors were of

polished oak or deal; the ceilings of stone or whitewashed; and as to

the walls, you could see nothing of them for the panelling of shelves

and the backs of the volumes. It was books--books--books--everywhere;

the brilliant modern binding of recent works relieving the dull and far

more appropriate tints of work-worn leather and time-stained vellum. To

the visitor it seemed confusion worse confounded; though wherever his

glance happened to fall, he had assurance of the treasures heaped at

random around him. But his host carried the clue to the labyrinth in his

brain, and could lay his hand on the spur of the moment on the book he

happened to want. And with the wonders he had to offer for your

admiration, you forgot the flight of time, till you woke up from your

abstraction in the enchanted library, to inquire about the manuscript

that was in course of publication."

In spring Dr Burton generally spent some time in London, partly on

official business, partly in literary research at the British Museum.

He was elected a member of the Athenæum Club without application or

ballot, an honour which he valued highly. He delighted in the dignified

and literary tone of the Club, and frequented it much when in London.

About 1867 the office of Historiographer-Royal becoming vacant, it was

bestowed on Dr Burton, with a salary of £190 per annum, thus bringing

his annual income to nearly £900, instead of £700. The compliment was

enhanced by the fact of a Conservative Ministry being then in office.

Dr Burton was a decided, though not aggressive, Liberal in politics.

Though personally more and more unsociable as years advanced, Dr Burton

was excessively hospitable. He could not bear that any person, rich or

poor, should leave his house unrefreshed, and he made both servants and

children welcome to see their friends if these did not trespass on his

time. A nervous inquiry in later years, if he heard of any guest being

expected, was, "He, or she, will not meddle with me, will he?" Assured

that the privacy of his library would be respected, any one was free to

the rest of the house; and if they showed no disposition to intrude, Dr

Burton would gradually become tame to them, and in some few instances

appear to enjoy a temporary addition to the family circle. Such

instances were, however, rare and ever rarer. He was strongly attached

to his home and home circle, and preferred having no addition to it. A

very partial parent to all his children, his sons were his special pride

and happiness.

During the first years of Craighouse, his wife was able to accompany him

in those long rambles on the Pentlands which were his favourite

amusement. Afterwards, when she was unable for the exertion, he found

pleasant companions in his sons.

Several times during those years he spent some weeks on the Continent.

He generally wrote daily during all absences, but his letters, as

already said, were for the most part brief,--chiefly craving for news

from home, which was also written for him daily. If any accident

prevented his receiving his daily letter, he expressed agonies of

apprehension about all possible or impossible ills. In regard to the

health of his family he was painfully anxious and apprehensive.

The subjoined letters are offered as specimens of his correspondence.

"ATHENÆUM CLUB,

_29th June 1871_.

"MY DEAR WILLIE,[13]--As you and I have often gone geologising

together, I'll tell you how I got on at St Albans, where, I suppose

you know, I saw cousin William.[14] You know the conglomerates.

They are generally hard little stones in a casing of sandstone,

lime, or other soft matter. I have known for thirty years, in a

lapidary's window in Perth, a large piece of conglomerate, where

all is hard and flinty, taking a beautiful polish. After much

inquiry I found that this was got in Hertfordshire, where St Albans

is. I could get no account of any rock of it, however. But as there

was a committee of agriculturists smoking in the inn every evening,

I joined them, and got my information.

[Footnote 13: Dr Burton's eldest son, then a boy of fifteen.]

[Footnote 14: William Burton, artist, son of Dr Burton's eldest

brother.]

"It always occurs in cakes under the soil, and is very troublesome

in ploughing. It is called the 'Mother stone,' or the 'Breeding

stone,' from a supposition that it is the nursery of all the

flints. When its nodules grow large enough, they set up as flints

on their own account. There is therefore a great desire to

extirpate it from the fields, and it might be found by their sides,

or, as one man said, 'You may foind it anywheres, and you maint

never foind it nowheres.' So I prowled about and got plenty,

chipping off as much as I could conveniently carry.

"Tell Tucky and Cos[15] all this. I'm sure it will amuse

them.--Your affectionate papa."

[Footnote 15: His two younger children.]

* * * * *

"STRASBURG, _8th August 1875_.

"MY DEAR COSMO,[16]--You have been very industrious, and have

earned your holidays, so I hope you will have a good swing of them

before we begin our Latin exercises. Meanwhile I am going to give

you a little lesson in history and geography suggested by my

travels.

[Footnote 16: Dr Burton's youngest son, eleven or twelve years

old.]

"Look at some map containing Holland. You find me land at

Rotterdam, and go round by Arnheim to Nymegen. This town used to be

strongly fortified. I rambled in the remains of the fortifications,

like small hills and valleys covered with bright grass. I saw a

quantity of fine mushrooms growing in them, and the tall yellow

flowers known as Samson's rod. The reason of the fortification is

this. The Hollanders were an industrious, frugal people, who made a

fruitful country out of swamps and sand. Nymegen is in the border.

It is the gate, as it were, to Holland, and the fortifications kept

the gate shut against enemies.

"In the year 1704 there reigned in France Louis XIV., called Louis

the Grand. He had greatly enlarged his dominions, taking one

country after another. He possessed the whole between Holland and

France, and now he was to besiege Nymegen and take Holland. The

Hollanders said to the British: 'We have been good friends; you are

strong. Surely you will not let this cruel king rob us of the

fruits of our industry? Besides, if Louis takes one country after

another he will be so strong that you will not be able to resist

him--it is your interest as well as ours. Come and help us in our

sore distress.'

"So Queen Anne sent over an army under Marlborough. Not only did he

save Nymegen, but he took from King Louis the chief fortified town

he had in the neighbourhood--Venlo,--and many others along the

river Maas or Meuse. There was an alliance with the Germans, and

when King Louis heard that a German army was going to join the

British he said, 'Together they will be too strong for me, let us

destroy the German army in the first place.' For this purpose he

sent an army to the Danube.

"For reasons I may tell you afterwards, all great battles are

fought on flat ground. Marlborough thought that if he could get his

army over the hills and into the plains of the Danube, he could

fight the French before they destroyed the Germans. Accordingly he

crossed what is called the 'watershed' between the Rhine and the

Danube. You will find it at Geislingen, between Heidelberg and

here. There is always high ground, and generally a valley in it at

the sources of streams running in different directions. You may see

this in the Pentlands, where the burns on one side run into the

Water of Leith, and those on the other into the Esk."

The end of this letter has unfortunately been lost.

The fragment above quoted serves to illustrate Dr Burton's strong

interest in military history. His accounts of battles and battle-fields

are allowed to be the most striking parts of his Histories. His interest

in such subjects arose partly from the faint infantile recollections

already described. He purchased and studied works on fortification and

military strategy.

"ATHENÆUM CLUB, PALL MALL, S.W.,

_25th April 1877_.

"MY DEAR LOVE,[17]--I got this morning your letter of Tuesday; very

pleasant and refreshing, and more than once read over. But the

exile can't hear too much from home, especially when the conditions

are critical,[18] and I must not yet count that all critical

conditions are at an end; so pray don't let a day pass without

something being posted to me, though it should be but a card with

the briefest inscription.

[Footnote 17: This letter is addressed to the writer.]

[Footnote 18: His youngest daughter had had a mild attack of

scarlet fever, from which she was completely recovered before he

left home.]

"I dined yesterday with the Vindicator,[19] when Horne, who you

know is now Dean of Faculty, was in all his glory. On Monday I

dined with Everest, dined also with Ellice and Colonel Mure, the

member for Renfrewshire--rather too much gaiety, but I have no

other engagement. I don't yet see when I shall get away, but will

let you know whenever I myself know.

[Footnote 19: Mr Hosack, author of an ingenious and exhaustive

work, 'Mary Queen of Scots and her Accusers,' in which he

vindicates the character of Queen Mary. Notwithstanding their

difference of opinion on that fruitful subject of dispute, the two

authors were fast friends.]

"I sent Will an engineering work yesterday, which I hope will

profit and please him.--Love to all from your affectionate J.H.

BURTON."

Constitutionally irritable, energetic, and utterly persistent, Dr Burton

did not know what dulness or depression of spirits was. With grief he

was indeed acquainted, and while such a feeling lasted it engrossed him;

but his spirits were naturally elastic, and both by nature and on

principle he discouraged in himself and others any dwelling on the sad

or pathetic aspects of life. He has said that the nearest approach he

had ever felt to low spirits was when he had finished some great work,

and had not yet begun another.

Such blanks in his life were short, and ever shorter and fewer. He found

necessary excitement in his work, and, when he joined his family, needed

no particular encouragement or inducement to lead him to talk either

about what he was doing or something else. As he advanced in years his

family learned more and more to leave the choice of subjects of

conversation entirely to him. Any subject not chosen by himself was apt

to prove irritating. Sometimes even his own did. Often his irritations

were amusing. If his wife, or some one else, chose to affect a ludicrous

degree of ignorance on some of his special subjects, they might probably

elicit a volley of information which would not have been vouchsafed to

them in answer to a serious question. Old reminiscences sometimes led on

to those laughable sayings in which Dr Burton's talk was rich. For

instance,--He had once rented an old inn at Pettycur as summer

quarters, and a favourite amusement, both at the time and afterwards,

was to imagine and describe the visitors who might have called on him

there in ignorance of the changed destination of the house. He would

imagine and mimic the tones of a drouthy Highland drover demanding

refreshment,--which, by the way, he would have been sure to get had he

so applied to Dr Burton; of an entirely drunk Lowlander, persisting in

representing himself as a _bonâ fide_ traveller; of a highly

Conservative old nobleman, posting up to town with his carriage-and-four

in spite of railways: this story ended with, "A wicked and perverse

generation shall come seeking a _Sign_, and no sign shall be given

them."

He delighted in a sort of practical bull, or confusion of ideas, such

as--"One may never have a _widow_ all his _life_."

A favourite story was of a too hospitable elder in a country parish,

who invited his minister to sup and spend the night in his house without

his wife's consent. The wife sees a male figure in the darkish entrance

of the house, and in her anger deals him a violent blow on the head with

the family Bible, ejaculating, "That's for asking him to stay a' nicht."

The husband, from an inner room, exclaims, "Eh, woman, ye have felled

the minister!" On which the virago says _to her victim_, "My dear, I

thocht it was yersel'!"

Ministers and clergy of all denominations are often the text of jokes.

Another story referred to an Episcopal clergyman, who was frequently too

late in reaching his church, and whose curate on such occasions began to

read the morning service instead of him, and had reached in one of the

lessons the well-known verse, St John xiv. 6, "I am the way, and the

truth, and the life," when his ecclesiastical superior, panting with

exertion, reaches the reading-desk, pushes his curate from his place,

and intones, "_I_ am the way, and the truth, and the life," adding a

strictly private aside to his curate, "_You_ the way, and the truth, and

the life, indeed!"

Another minister arriving at church drenched with rain, and claiming

sympathy from his wife, is told by her to "Gang up into the pu'pit;

ye'll be dry eneuch there."

A story in a different spirit, said to have been reported to him by Lord

Cockburn, is ascribed to a Scotch shepherd. A set of gentlemen were

imprecating the prevailing east wind, and asked the shepherd if he could

in any way defend that prevalent evil of his country. "Ay, sirs," said

he; "it weets the sod, it slocks the yows [_i.e._, quenches the thirst

of the ewes], and it's God's wull."

Many Aberdeenshire stories are valueless without Dr Burton's Aberdeen

accent, which he could intensify at pleasure.

A reminiscence of college days at Aberdeen was of one of the professors

there trying to discipline his unruly class, who came tumbling in while

the professor was opening proceedings by reciting the Lord's Prayer in

Latin, according to custom, and wound up his "In secula seculorum,

amen," with "Quis loupavit ower the factions [Aberdeen for forms or

benches], ille solvit doon a saxpence."

Two neat little _mots_ relate, the one to the familiar subject of London

eggs, the other, to the name of his youngest son. London grocers--as all

Londoners know--label their eggs _Fresh Eggs_, and _New-laid Eggs_, only

the respective prices of the different sorts or hard-bought experience

pointing to the signification of the two appellations. Dr Burton on

hearing this, said, "Oh, of course the _New-laid Eggs_ become _Fresh_ in

time."

The writer wished to bestow the name of David on her youngest son, in

addition to that of Cosmo, in memory of her husband's young brother

David, whom she had heard described as an interesting child at the time

of his early death. Dr Burton opposed this wish, not desiring to

diminish the compliment to the child's grandfather and name-father,

Cosmo Innes. The child was ultimately christened Cosmo Innes--thus, as

his father said, remaining _entirely Cosmetic_.

Two legal stories were told respectively of Lord ----and Lord

Corehouse:--

Lord ---- is pronouncing sentence on an assassin who had stabbed a

soldier: "You did not only maliciously, wickedly, and feloniously stab

or cut his person, thereby depriving him of his life, but did also sever

the band of his military breeches, which are her Majesty's."

Lord Corehouse is listening to the pleading of an advocate who describes

some performance which, as he says, "could be done as easily as your

Lordship could leap out of your breeches." Lord Corehouse interrupts:

"Mr ----, the saltatory feat which you are pleased to ascribe to me is

not one which I have ever attempted, and I do not feel sure that if I

did I could perform it with any of that ease which you suppose."

Enough, perhaps, of such reminiscences, which, written, may fail

altogether of their effect when spoken.

The writer recollects vaguely an immense number, of which confused

images present themselves. Crocodiles with their hands in their

breeches-pockets. Persons throwing off their coats and waistcoats like

Newfoundland dogs. A master and man sleeping; master on the boards

a-top, and the man in the bed; master remarking in the morning he would

have preferred the lower station, but for the concetty o' the thing.

Coming down early one morning in great spirits at the prospect of a

long day's outing with his son, he said to the boy--

"I am not an early riser,

As you may surmise, sir;

But when I'm on a ploy, sir,

I feel just like a boy, sir."

No chance rhyme or pun, bad, good, or indifferent, was let slip, however

much taking it up might interrupt the subject under discussion.

The following childish little poem seems worth preservation now. It was

presented to his daughter Matilda on the death of her little dog. She

happening to visit a relative, who was physician in a lunatic asylum,

and showing the little poem, it was printed in the 'Asylum Magazine,'

from which it was copied into the 'Animal World:'

LAMENT FOR FOXEY.

Poor little Foxey,

With your coaxy

Little way,

You're gone for aye.

I'll no longer hark

To your garrulous bark,

See the fleeching grimace

Of your comical face,

Nor be touched by your yelping

When you get a skelping.

You had no orthodoxy

Poor Foxey,

Nor a commanding spirit,

Nor any great merit.

The reason for sorrow, then, what is it?

Just that you're missed,

And that's all

That shall befall

The rest of us,

Even the best of us.

An empty chair

Somewhere,

To be filled by another

Some day or other.

Sick cur or hero in his prime,

It's a matter of time.

The world is growing, growing,

The blank is going, going,

And will be gone anon.

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