THE GRIFFIN AND THE MINOR CANAAN[1]

_By Frank R. Stockton (1834-1902)_

Over the great door of an old, old church which stood in a quiet town

of a far-away land there was carved in stone the figure of a large

griffin. The old-time sculptor had done his work with great care, but

the image he had made was not a pleasant one to look at. It had a large

head, with enormous open mouth and savage teeth; from its back arose

great wings, armed with sharp hooks and prongs; it had stout legs in

front, with projecting claws; but there were no legs behind,—the body

running out into a long and powerful tail, finished off at the end with

a barbed point. This tail was coiled up under him, the end sticking up

just back of his wings.

The sculptor, or the people who had ordered this stone figure, had

evidently been very much pleased with it, for little copies of it, also

in stone, had been placed here and there along the sides of the church,

not very far from the ground, so that people could easily look at them,

and ponder on their curious forms. There were a great many other

sculptures on the outside of this church,—saints, martyrs, grotesque

heads of men, beasts, and birds, as well as those of other creatures

which cannot be named, because nobody knows exactly what they were; but

none were so curious and interesting as the great griffin over the

door, and the little griffins on the sides of the church.

A long, long distance from the town, in the midst of dreadful wilds

scarcely known to man, there dwelt the Griffin whose image had been put

up over the churchgoer. In some way or other, the old-time sculptor had

seen him, and afterward, to the best of his memory, had copied his

figure in stone. The Griffin had never known this, until, hundreds of

years afterward, he heard from a bird, from a wild animal, or in some

manner which it is not now easy to find out, that there was a likeness

of him on the old church in the distant town. Now this Griffin had no

idea how he looked. He had never seen a mirror, and the streams where

he lived were so turbulent and violent that a quiet piece of water,

which would reflect the image of anything looking into it, could not be

found. Being, as far as could be ascertained, the very last of his

race, he had never seen another griffin. Therefore it was, that, when

he heard of this stone image of himself, he became very anxious to know

what he looked like, and at last he determined to go to the old church,

and see for himself what manner of being he was. So he started off from

the dreadful wilds, and flew on and on until he came to the countries

inhabited by men, where his appearance in the air created great

consternation; but he alighted nowhere, keeping up a steady flight

until he reached the suburbs of the town which had his image on its

church. Here, late in the afternoon, he alighted in a green meadow by

the side of a brook, and stretched himself on the grass to rest. His

great wings were tired, for he had not made such a long flight in a

century, or more.

The news of his coming spread quickly over the town, and the people,

frightened nearly out of their wits by the arrival of so extraordinary

a visitor, fled into their houses, and shut themselves up. The Griffin

called loudly for some one to come to him, but the more he called, the

more afraid the people were to show themselves. At length he saw two

laborers hurrying to their homes through the fields, and in a terrible

voice he commanded them to stop. Not daring to disobey, the men stood,

trembling.

"What is the matter with you all?" cried the Griffin. "Is there not a

man in your town who is brave enough to speak to me?"

"I think," said one of the laborers, his voice shaking so that his

words could hardly be understood, "that—perhaps—the Minor Canon—would

come."

"Go, call him, then!" said the Griffin; "I want to see him."

The Minor Canon, who filled a subordinate position in the church, had

just finished the afternoon services, and was coming out of a side

door, with three aged women who had formed the week-day congregation.

He was a young man of a kind disposition, and very anxious to do good

to the people of the town. Apart from his duties in the church, where

he conducted services every week-day, he visited the sick and the poor,

counseled and assisted persons who were in trouble, and taught a school

composed entirely of the bad children in the town with whom nobody else

would have anything to do. Whenever the people wanted something

difficult done for them, they always went to the Minor Canon. Thus it

was that the laborer thought of the young priest when he found that

some one must come and speak to the Griffin.

The Minor Canon had not heard of the strange event, which was known to

the whole town except himself and the three old women, and when he was

informed of it, and was told that the Griffin had asked to see him, he

was greatly amazed, and frightened.

"Me!" he exclaimed. "He has never heard of me! What should he want with

_me?_"

"Oh! you must go instantly!" cried the two men.

"He is very angry now because he has been kept waiting so long; and

nobody knows what may happen if you don't hurry to him."

The poor Minor Canon would rather have had his hand cut off than go out

to meet an angry griffin; but he felt that it was his duty to go, or it

would be a woeful thing if injury should come to the people of the town

because he was not brave enough to obey the summons of the Griffin.

So, pale and frightened, he started off.

"Well," said the Griffin, as soon as the young man came near, "I am

glad to see that there is some one who has the courage to come to me."

The Minor Canon did not feel very courageous, but he bowed his head.

"Is this the town," said the Griffin, "where there is a church with a

likeness of myself over one of the doors?"

The Minor Canon looked at the frightful creature before him and saw

that it was, without doubt, exactly like the stone image on the church.

"Yes," he said, "you are right."

"Well, then," said the Griffin, "will you take me to it? I wish very

much to see it."

The Minor Canon instantly thought that if the Griffin entered the town

without the people knowing what he came for, some of them would

probably be frightened to death, and so he sought to gain time to

prepare their minds.

"It is growing dark, now," he said, very much afraid, as he spoke, that

his words might enrage the Griffin, "and objects on the front of the

church cannot be seen clearly. It will be better to wait until morning,

if you wish to get a good view of the stone image of yourself."

"That will suit me very well," said the Griffin. "I see you are a man

of good sense. I am tired, and I will take a nap here on this soft

grass, while I cool my tail in the little stream that runs near me. The

end of my tail gets red-hot when I am angry or excited, and it is quite

warm now. So you may go, but be sure and come early to-morrow morning,

and show me the way to the church."

The Minor Canon was glad enough to take his leave, and hurried into the

town. In front of the church he found a great many people assembled to

hear his report of his interview with the Griffin. When they found that

he had not come to spread ruin and devastation, but simply to see his

stony likeness on the church, they showed neither relief nor

gratification, but began to upbraid the Minor Canon for consenting to

conduct the creature into the town.

"What could I do?" cried the young man, "If I should not bring him he

would come himself and, perhaps, end by setting fire to the town with

his red-hot tail."

Still the people were not satisfied, and a great many plans were

proposed to prevent the Griffin from coming into the town. Some elderly

persons urged that the young men should go out and kill him; but the

young men scoffed at such a ridiculous idea. Then some one said that it

would be a good thing to destroy the stone image so that the Griffin

would have no excuse for entering the town; and this proposal was

received with such favor that many of the people ran for hammers,

chisels, and crowbars, with which to tear down and break up the stone

griffin. But the Minor Canon resisted this plan with all the strength

of his mind and body. He assured the people that this action would

enrage the Griffin beyond measure, for it would be impossible to

conceal from him that his image had been destroyed during the night.

But the people were so determined to break up the stone griffin that

the Minor Canon saw that there was nothing for him to do but to stay

there and protect it. All night he walked up and down in front of the

church-door, keeping away the men who brought ladders, by which they

might mount to the great stone griffin, and knock it to pieces with

their hammers and crowbars. After many hours the people were obliged to

give up their attempts, and went home to sleep; but the Minor Canon

remained at his post till early morning, and then he hurried away to

the field where he had left the Griffin.

The monster had just awakened, and rising to his fore-legs and shaking

himself, he said that he was ready to go into the town. The Minor

Canon, therefore, walked back, the Griffin flying slowly through the

air, at a short distance above the head of his guide. Not a person was

to be seen in the streets, and they proceeded directly to the front of

the church, where the Minor Canon pointed out the stone griffin.

The real Griffin settled down in the little square before the church

and gazed earnestly at his sculptured likeness. For a long time he

looked at it. First he put his head on one side, and then he put it on

the other; then he shut his right eye and gazed with his left, after

which he shut his left eye and gazed with his right. Then he moved a

little to one side and looked at the image, then he moved the other

way. After a while he said to the Minor Canon, who had been standing by

all this time:

"It is, it must be, an excellent likeness! That breadth between the

eyes, that expansive forehead, those massive jaws! I feel that it must

resemble me. If there is any fault to find with it, it is that the neck

seems a little stiff. But that is nothing. It is an admirable

likeness,—admirable!"

The Griffin sat looking at his image all the morning and all the

afternoon. The Minor Canon had been afraid to go away and leave him,

and had hoped all through the day that he would soon be satisfied with

his inspection and fly away home. But by evening the poor young man was

utterly exhausted, and felt that he must eat and sleep. He frankly

admitted this fact to the Griffin, and asked him if he would not like

something to eat. He said this because he felt obliged in politeness to

do so, but as soon as he had spoken the words, he was seized with dread

lest the monster should demand half a dozen babies, or some tempting

repast of that kind.

"Oh, no," said the Griffin, "I never eat between the equinoxes. At the

vernal and at the autumnal equinox I take a good meal, and that lasts

me for half a year. I am extremely regular in my habits, and do not

think it healthful to eat at odd times. But if you need food, go and

get it, and I will return to the soft grass where I slept last night

and take another nap."

The next day the Griffin came again to the little square before the

church, and remained there until evening, steadfastly regarding the

stone griffin over the door. The Minor Canon came once or twice to look

at him, and the Griffin seemed very glad to see him; but the young

clergyman could not stay as he had done before, for he had many duties

to perform. Nobody went to the church, but the people came to the Minor

Canon's house, and anxiously asked him how long the Griffin was going

to stay.

"I do not know," he answered, "but I think he will soon be satisfied

with regarding his stone likeness, and then he will go away."

But the Griffin did not go away. Morning after morning he came to the

church, but after a time he did not stay there all day. He seemed to

have taken a great fancy to the Minor Canon, and followed him about as

he pursued his various avocations. He would wait for him at the side

door of the church, for the Minor Canon held services every day,

morning and evening, though nobody came now. "If any one should come,"

he said to himself, "I must be found at my post." When the young man

came out, the Griffin would accompany him in his visits to the sick and

the poor, and would often look into the windows of the schoolhouse

where the Minor Canon was teaching his unruly scholars. All the other

schools were closed, but the parents of the Minor Canon's scholars

forced them to go to school, because they were so bad they could not

endure them all day at home,—griffin or no griffin. But it must be said

they generally behaved very well when that great monster sat up on his

tail and looked in at the schoolroom window.

When it was perceived that the Griffin showed no signs of going away,

all the people who were able to do so left the town. The canons and the

higher officers of the church had fled away during the first day of the

Griffin's visit, leaving behind only the Minor Canon and some of the

men who opened the doors and swept the church. All the citizens who

could afford it shut up their houses and travelled to distant parts,

and only the working people and the poor were left behind. After some

days these ventured to go about and attend to their business, for if

they did not work they would starve. They were getting a little used to

seeing the Griffin, and having been told that he did not eat between

equinoxes, they did not feel so much afraid of him as before. Day by

day the Griffin became more and more attached to the Minor Canon. He

kept near him a great part of the time, and often spent the night in

front of the little house where the young clergyman lived alone. This

strange companionship was often burdensome to the Minor Canon; but, on

the other hand, he could not deny that he derived a great deal of

benefit and instruction from it. The Griffin had lived for hundreds of

years, and had seen much; and he told the Minor Canon many wonderful

things.

"It is like reading an old book," said the young clergyman to himself;

"but how many books I would have had to read before I would have found

out what the Griffin has told me about the earth, the air, the water,

about minerals, and metals, and growing things, and all the wonders of

the world!"

Thus the summer went on, and drew toward its close. And now the people

of the town began to be very much troubled again.

"It will not be long," they said, "before the autumnal equinox is here,

and then that monster will want to eat. He will be dreadfully hungry,

for he has taken so much exercise since his last meal. He will devour

our children. Without doubt, he will eat them all. What is to be done?"

To this question no one could give an answer, but all agreed that the

Griffin must not be allowed to remain until the approaching equinox.

After talking over the matter a great deal, a crowd of the people went

to the Minor Canon, at a time when the Griffin was not with him.

"It is all your fault," they said, "that that monster is among us. You

brought him here, and you ought to see that he goes away. It is only on

your account that he stays here at all, for, although he visits his

image every day, he is with you the greater part of the time. If you

were not here, he would not stay. It is your duty to go away and then

he will follow you, and we shall be free from the dreadful danger which

hangs over us."

"Go away!" cried the Minor Canon, greatly grieved at being spoken to in

such a way. "Where shall I go? If I go to some other town, shall I not

take this trouble there? Have I a right to do that?"

"No," said the people, "you must not go to any other town. There is no

town far enough away. You must go to the dreadful wilds where the

Griffin lives; and then he will follow you and stay there."

They did not say whether or not they expected the Minor Canon to stay

there also, and he did not ask them any thing about it. He bowed his

head, and went into his house, to think. The more he thought, the more

clear it became to his mind that it was his duty to go away, and thus

free the town from the presence of the Griffin.

That evening he packed a leathern bag full of bread and meat, and early

the next morning he set out on his journey to the dreadful wilds. It

was a long, weary, and doleful journey, especially after he had gone

beyond the habitations of men, but the Minor Canon kept on bravely, and

never faltered. The way was longer than he had expected, and his

provisions soon grew so scanty that he was obliged to eat but a little

every day, but he kept up his courage, and pressed on, and, after many

days of toilsome travel, he reached the dreadful wilds.

When the Griffin found that the Minor Canon had left the town he seemed

sorry, but showed no disposition to go and look for him. After a few

days had passed, he became much annoyed, and asked some of the people

where the Minor Canon had gone. But, although the citizens had been

anxious that the young clergyman should go to the dreadful wilds,

thinking that the Griffin would immediately follow him, they were now

afraid to mention the Minor Canon's destination, for the monster seemed

angry already, and, if he should suspect their trick, he would

doubtless become very much enraged. So every one said he did not know,

and the Griffin wandered about disconsolate. One morning he looked into

the Minor Canon's schoolhouse, which was always empty now, and thought

that it was a shame that every thing should suffer on account of the

young man's absence.

"It does not matter so much about the church," he said, "for nobody

went there; but it is a pity about the school. I think I will teach it

myself until he returns."

It was the hour for opening the school, and the Griffin went inside and

pulled the rope which rang the schoolbell. Some of the children who

heard the bell ran in to see what was the matter, supposing it to be a

joke of one of their companions; but when they saw the Griffin they

stood astonished, and scared.

"Go tell the other scholars," said the monster, "that school is about

to open, and that if they are not all here in ten minutes, I shall come

after them." In seven minutes every scholar was in place.

Never was seen such an orderly school. Not a boy or girl moved, or

uttered a whisper. The Griffin climbed into the master's seat, his wide

wings spread on each side of him, because he could not lean back in his

chair while they stuck out behind, and his great tail coiled around, in

front of the desk, the barbed end sticking up, ready to tap any boy or

girl who might misbehave. The Griffin now addressed the scholars,

telling them that he intended to teach them while their master was

away. In speaking he endeavored to imitate, as far as possible, the

mild and gentle tones of the Minor Canon, but it must be admitted that

in this he was not very successful. He had paid a good deal of

attention to the studies of the school, and he determined not to

attempt to teach them anything new, but to review them in what they had

been studying; so he called up the various classes, and questioned them

upon their previous lessons. The children racked their brains to

remember what they had learned. They were so afraid of the Griffin's

displeasure that they recited as they had never recited before. One of

the boys far down in his class answered so well that the Griffin was

astonished.

"I should think you would be at the head," said he. "I am sure you have

never been in the habit of reciting so well. Why is this?"

"Because I did not choose to take the trouble," said the boy, trembling

in his boots. He felt obliged to speak the truth, for all the children

thought that the great eyes of the Griffin could see right through

them, and that he would know when they told a falsehood.

"You ought to be ashamed of yourself," said the Griffin. "Go down to

the very tail of the class, and if you are not at the head in two days,

I shall know the reason why."

The next afternoon the boy was number one.

It was astonishing how much these children now learned of what they had

been studying. It was as if they had been educated over again. The

Griffin used no severity toward them, but there was a look about him

which made them unwilling to go to bed until they were sure they knew

their lessons for the next day.

The Griffin now thought that he ought to visit the sick and the poor;

and he began to go about the town for this purpose. The effect upon the

sick was miraculous. All, except those who were very ill indeed, jumped

from their beds when they heard he was coming, and declared themselves

quite well. To those who could not get up, he gave herbs and roots,

which none of them had ever before thought of as medicines, but which

the Griffin had seen used in various parts of the world; and most of

them recovered. But, for all that, they afterward said that no matter

what happened to them, they hoped that they should never again have

such a doctor coming to their bedsides, feeling their pulses and

looking at their tongues.

As for the poor, they seemed to have utterly disappeared. All those who

had depended upon charity for their daily bread were now at work in

some way or other; many of them offering to do odd jobs for their

neighbors just for the sake of their meals,—a thing which before had

been seldom heard of in the town. The Griffin could find no one who

needed his assistance.

The summer had now passed, and the autumnal equinox was rapidly

approaching. The citizens were in a state of great alarm and anxiety.

The Griffin showed no signs of going away, but seemed to have settled

himself permanently among them. In a short time, the day for his

semi-annual meal would arrive, and then what would happen? The monster

would certainly be very hungry, and would devour all their children.

Now they greatly regretted and lamented that they had sent away the

Minor Canon; he was the only one on whom they could have depended in

this trouble, for he could talk freely with the Griffin, and so find

out what could be done. But it would not do to be inactive. Some step

must be taken immediately. A meeting of the citizens was called, and

two old men were appointed to go and talk to the Griffin. They were

instructed to offer to prepare a splendid dinner for him on equinox

day,—one which would entirely satisfy his hunger. They would offer him

the fattest mutton, the most tender beef, fish, and game of various

sorts, and any thing of the kind that he might fancy. If none of these

suited, they were to mention that there was an orphan asylum in the

next town.

"Any thing would be better," said the citizens, "than to have our dear

children devoured."

The old men went to the Griffin, but their propositions were not

received with favor.

"From what I have seen of the people of this town," said the monster,

"I do not think I could relish any thing which was prepared by them.

They appear to be all cowards, and, therefore, mean and selfish. As for

eating one of them, old or young, I could not think of it for a moment.

In fact, there was only one creature in the whole place for whom I

could have had any appetite, and that is the Minor Canon, who has gone

away. He was brave, and good, and honest, and I think I should have

relished him."

"Ah!" said one of the old men very politely, "in that case I wish we

had not sent him to the dreadful wilds!"

"What!" cried the Griffin. "What do you mean? Explain instantly what

you are talking about!"

The old man, terribly frightened at what he had said, was obliged to

tell how the Minor Canon had been sent away by the people, in the hope

that the Griffin might be induced to follow him.

When the monster heard this, he became furiously angry. He dashed away

from the old men and, spreading his wings, flew backward and forward

over the town. He was so much excited that his tail became red-hot, and

glowed like a meteor against the evening sky. When at last he settled

down in the little field where he usually rested, and thrust his tail

into the brook, the steam arose like a cloud, and the water of the

stream ran hot through the town. The citizens were greatly frightened,

and bitterly blamed the old man for telling about the Minor Canon.

"It is plain," they said, "that the Griffin intended at last to go and

look for him, and we should have been saved. Now who can tell what

misery you have brought upon us."

The Griffin did not remain long in the little field. As soon as his

tail was cool he flew to the town-hall and rang the bell. The citizens

knew that they were expected to come there, and although they were

afraid to go, they were still more afraid to stay away; and they

crowded into the hall. The Griffin was on the platform at one end,

flapping his wings and walking up and down, and the end of his tail was

still so warm that it slightly scorched the boards as he dragged it

after him.

When everybody who was able to come was there the Griffin stood still

and addressed the meeting.

"I have had a contemptible opinion of you," he said, "ever since I

discovered what cowards you are, but I had no idea that you were so

ungrateful, selfish, and cruel as I now find you to be. Here was your

Minor Canon, who labored day and night for your good, and thought of

nothing else but how he might benefit you and make you happy; and as

soon as you imagine yourselves threatened with a danger,—for well I

know you are dreadfully afraid of me,—you send him off, caring not

whether he returns or perishes, hoping thereby to save yourselves. Now,

I had conceived a great liking for that young man, and had intended, in

a day or two, to go and look him up. But I have changed my mind about

him. I shall go and find him, but I shall send him back here to live

among you, and I intend that he shall enjoy the reward of his labor and

his sacrifices. Go, some of you, to the officers of the church, who so

cowardly ran away when I first came here, and tell them never to return

to this town under penalty of death. And if, when your Minor Canon

comes back to you, you do not bow yourselves before him, put him in the

highest place among you, and serve and honor him all his life, beware

of my terrible vengeance! There were only two good things in this town:

the Minor Canon and the stone image of myself over your church-door.

One of these you have sent away, and the other I shall carry away

myself."

With these words he dismissed the meeting, and it was time, for the end

of his tail had become so hot that there was danger of its setting fire

to the building.

The next morning, the Griffin came to the church, and tearing the stone

image of himself from its fastenings over the great door, he grasped it

with his powerful fore-legs and flew up into the air. Then, after

hovering over the town for a moment, he gave his tail an angry shake

and took up his flight to the dreadful wilds. When he reached this

desolate region, he set the stone Griffin upon a ledge of a rock which

rose in front of the dismal cave he called his home. There the image

occupied a position somewhat similar to that it had had over the

church-door; and the Griffin, panting with the exertion of carrying

such an enormous load to so great a distance, lay down upon the ground,

and regarded it with much satisfaction. When he felt somewhat rested he

went to look for the Minor Canon. He found the young man, weak and

half-starved, lying under the shadow of a rock. After picking him up

and carrying him to his cave, the Griffin flew away to a distant marsh,

where he procured some roots and herbs which he well knew were

strengthening and beneficial to man, though he had never tasted them

himself. After eating these the Minor Canon was greatly revived, and

sat up and listened while the Griffin told him what had happened in the

town.

"Do you know," said the monster, when he had finished, "that I have

had, and still have, a great liking for you?"

"I am very glad to hear it," said the Minor Canon, with his usual

politeness.

"I am not at all sure that you would be," said the Griffin, "if you

thoroughly understood the state of the case, but we will not consider

that now. If some things were different, other things would be

otherwise. I have been so enraged by discovering the manner in which

you have been treated that I have determined that you shall at last

enjoy the rewards and honors to which you are entitled. Lie down and

have a good sleep, and then I will take you back to the town."

As he heard these words, a look of trouble came over the young man's

face.

"You need not give yourself any anxiety," said the Griffin, "about my

return to the town. I shall not remain there. Now that I have that

admirable likeness of myself in front of my cave, where I can sit at my

leisure, and gaze upon its noble features and magnificent proportions,

I have no wish to see that abode of cowardly and selfish people."

The Minor Canon, relieved from his fears, lay back, and dropped into a

doze; and when he was sound asleep the Griffin took him up, and carried

him back to the town. He arrived just before daybreak, and putting the

young man gently on the grass in the little field where he himself used

to rest, the monster, without having been seen by any of the people,

flew back to his home.

When the Minor Canon made his appearance in the morning among the

citizens, the enthusiasm and cordiality with which he was received were

truly wonderful. He was taken to a house which had been occupied by one

of the vanished high officers of the place, and every one was anxious

to do all that could be done for his health and comfort. The people

crowded into the church when he held services, so that the three old

women who used to be his week-day congregation could not get to the

best seats, which they had always been in the habit of taking; and the

parents of the bad children determined to reform them at home, in order

that he might be spared the trouble of keeping up his former school.

The Minor Canon was appointed to the highest office of the old church,

and before he died, he became a bishop.

During the first years after his return from the dreadful wilds, the

people of the town looked up to him as a man to whom they were bound to

do honor and reverence; but they often, also, looked up to the sky to

see if there were any signs of the Griffin coming back. However, in the

course of time, they learned to honor and reverence their former Minor

Canon without the fear of being punished if they did not do so.

But they need never have been afraid of the Griffin. The autumnal

equinox day came round, and the monster ate nothing. If he could not

have the Minor Canon, he did not care for any thing. So, lying down,

with his eyes fixed upon the great stone griffin, he gradually

declined, and died. It was a good thing for some people of the town

that they did not know this.

If you should ever visit the old town, you would still see the little

griffins on the sides of the church; but the great stone griffin that

was over the door is gone.

NOTE: [1] Written in 1887. This story is used by permission of and

special arrangement with _Charles Scribner's Sons_, publishers.

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