TOUTIN’ MISTAH FOX

Prosias Trimble’s protuberant lower lip drooped dejectedly, his eyes

shifted in a scowl until the pupils were dots in the corners of

expanses of white, his russet shoes, rapier-pointed and uncomfortably

overcrowded with feet, dragged laggingly along the marble floor of the

St. Charles Hotel Turkish baths. He went about his task of distributing

towels with the air of one who has suffered great wrong.

In the private rooms and on cots ranged in the dormitory, white men

snored, gurgled, choked, strangled. The sounds of sixty fat men snoring

in sixty keys filled the rooms. Even the snore of the man in room six,

which was a combination of shifting gears, a cut-out muffler, and a

slipping clutch, passed unheard by “Pro.” Even the cheery whistle of

his fellow rubber was unnoticed. The world was a place of darkness, and

Pro’s mood was two shades darker than his skin, the color scheme of

which was that of the ace of spades.

It was a dull night. The St. Charles Hotel Turkish baths were but

half filled with patrons, although overcrowded with snores. The light

patronage and the dejected mood of Prosias were due to the same cause:

the winter meeting at the Fair Grounds race-track in New Orleans had

ended two days before, the army of men and horses that had encamped

in the Crescent City during the winter, and the swarm of plump patrons

which nightly had crowded the St. Charles, had moved northward to

Baltimore, and Prosias Trimble, top sergeant in that army, with the

rank of tout, was left behind, to eke out a livelihood by working

as rubber in the bath-house. The pearl-colored spats, the pointed

russet shoes, the fawn waistcoat checkerboarded in green, the massive

watch-chain draped in two graceful curves from buttonhole to pockets,

the four-carat near-diamond which glistened with fading brilliancy in

the purple necktie, were of the vanities vain: the “hosses” were gone,

and Pro, compelled to return to the profession he had disowned when he

became a race-follower, was not with them.

Two days before this night of gloom Prosias had strutted the streets

of New Orleans--the envy of colored men, the admired of many colored

women. His shining countenance, which reflected joy and happiness, had

added color to the throngs in paddock and betting ring. In the evenings

his presence had graced social affairs of the negro eight hundred, and

Miss Luck had smiled consistently upon him. He had spent three evenings

bidding farewell to the friends he had accumulated during the winter,

had lightly promised half a dozen of his newly acquired lady friends

to see them when the horses came back, and had created envy and dark

hatred among the men by the casual carelessness with which he bade them

polite farewells and expressed hopes of seeing them at Baltimore or

Louisville or even at Saratoga during the meetings.

Until the morning of “Get Away Day” Miss Luck had smiled, and on that

morning she beamed. Prosias and his bankroll had prospered, waxed

fat, and flourished. The customary rumors had circulated on that

morning--the old, old story of the “Get Away Killing” and the feed

man’s bill--and straight from the oats-box the rumor had come to Pro,

alighted upon him, and stung him. It was a hot tip--so hot that it

singed and burned. The tip was to the effect that Centerdrink had been

nominated to win--that he was to be shooed in at long odds, and that

all the grievances of the bettors against the bookmakers were to be

evened up in one great killing.

Pro had it from a jockey, who had it right out of the conference

at which Centerdrink had been chosen to win. Pro had hurled his

bankroll--the fortune accumulated during the entire winter--at the

bookmakers, who, instead of breaking in panic, had handed him back

smiles and bits of pasteboard with cabalistic charcoal characters on

them. Pro had stood to win more than twelve thousand dollars--and he

had stood dazedly while he watched Centerdrink finish eighth. When

the truth dawned upon his benumbed brain he had reached one hand into

the now vacant pocket, seeking car-fare, and, finding it not, had

sought the bath-house and work--his dream of a summer jaunt around the

race-courses wrecked.

Pro completed his task of distributing towels and stood thinking.

Daylight was commencing to show through the little windows just under

the ceiling of the bath-house, and daylight brought with it fresh,

bitter thoughts. He knew that a few hundred miles to the northward the

sun was rising on a stretch of level land, a circular ribbon of loam

laid upon a field of green. Birds were singing in the trees, meadow

larks were rising from the infield. Rows of fires were springing up

along the front of the circular line of low, whitewashed stables.

Slender, graceful horses, blanketed to the knees, were being led around

and around in little circles, the odor of frying bacon was in the

air, the rhythmic drumming of the feet of a speedy colt was sounding

from the track. Far across the velvet infield, near where the spidery

pillars of the stand stood black against the lightening sky, men with

watches in their hands were on the rail, timing in fractions of seconds

the movements of the flying colt. He pictured one vacant spot on the

pickets of the fence--a spot which, but for the fickleness of Miss Luck

and the hot tip on Centerdrink, he would have been occupying.

Slowly a light broke over his face--as sun striving to shine through

thunder clouds.

“Reckon as how maybe Ah’ll be dar yit,” he muttered to himself. “Mist’

Jim Robin he say to me yistaddy mahnin’: ‘Pro, yuh wuthless niggah,

gimme good rub dis mahnin’ an’ when Ah gits to Baltimo’ Ah’ll sen’ yoh

a good thing.’ Yassah, dat ’zackly what he done say, an’ Ah done rub

him till he yell ’nuff. Mist’ Jim Robin he done keep his promise. He’ll

sen’ me dat good thing, den Ah’ll show dese Noo ’Leans shines a classy

niggah. Ah’ll ride in Mistah Pullman’s cahr ’stid o’ Mistah Burton’s

cahr--nothward. Yassah.”

Visibly affected by a process of triumph of mind over condition, Pro

achieved a more cheerful countenance. The happy smile which was his

trademark, and the ingratiating grin which made him welcome among

race-track followers, returned by degrees, and by the time the snorers

aroused themselves and shuddered at the cold plunge before coming to

the rubbing tables his ready laugh and the seductive manner in which he

wielded the solicitous whisk-broom upon each departing guest won reward.

“Um-um, Miss Luck comin’ back,” he muttered hopefully, as he counted

his tips. “Um-um. Dis niggah in Baltimo’ foah Sattaday suah--jes’ in

time foh to see de handicap. Wisht Mist’ Jim’d sen’ me dat tip he done

promise me.”

As if in answer to the wish, the page in the hotel under which the St.

Charles baths are located was passing through lobbies and writing-rooms

paging:

“Mistah Prosias Trimble! Mistah Prosias Trimble!”

“Hyah, boy,” the captain of the bell-boys called. “Doan’ be a-pagin’

dat name ’roun’ de house. Prosias Trimble he dat buxom black niggah

Pro, down in de baf-house.”

“Tellygraft foh yoh, niggah,” the page announced disgustedly, as he

tossed the yellow envelope toward Pro and abandoned all hope of a tip.

“Miss Luck, favor me!” Pro pleaded devoutly as he held the envelope in

his hand. “Miss Luck, bring de good news--doan’ betray me now. Ah needs

yoh!”

“What does he say, Pro?”

“What who say?” demanded Pro, his lips suddenly bulging outward

belligerently, as he swung about to face Mr. Clarence Fox, who had

pursued the telegram from the lobby down into the bath-house.

“What Mist’ Jim Robin say?” responded Mr. Fox, scowling.

“How come yoh knows so much?”

“Reckon Ah doan’ know he promise’ you a tip?”

“How come yoh knows?”

“Reckon yoh didn’t infohm a certain lady frien’ o’ mine?”

“Dat yaller gal too brash wif her mouf!” Pro muttered regretfully, as

he recalled the fact that the lady in question was manicurist in the

Royal Crescent Palace barber shop, Clarence Fox owner.

In spite of his appearance of displeasure, Pro was not displeased. His

mind was working, and Mr. Fox was included in the thoughts. Mr. Fox

possessed money. Pro’s cash capital consisted of the two dollars and

twenty cents secured in tips during the night’s work. Further, he was

aware that in order to turn even a sure thing on a race tip into money,

working capital is required. His acquaintance with Mr. Clarence Fox

had been incidental to his friendship for Miss Susie, the manicurist,

and Pro recalled, with some regret, the fact that during the more

prosperous times of the winter he had been inclined to treat Clarence

Fox condescendingly. But Mr. Fox, proprietor of the five-chair barber

shop catering to the swelldom of the negro district, he viewed in a

different light now. If Mr. Fox could be persuaded to finance certain

illegal but delectable operations, Pro saw a way to overcome lack of

working capital.

“’Scuse me, Mistah Fox, if Ah seem discurtous,” he said, “but a

gennelman gotta be careful when he gits straight tips from gennelman

white owners.”

“Dat all right, Mistah Trimble,” said Clarence, responding to

politeness with greater politeness. “Ah respects yoh sentiments. Reckon

dat a wahm tip?”

“Ah ’low she ’bout ninety-eight in de shade,” Pro responded.

“Ah doan’ ’low dat yoh ’tends to bet enuff foh to cover all de

han’-books in Noo ’Leans?” Clarence inquired flatteringly.

“Don’t ’low as Ah can,” said Pro regretfully. “You ’low ef Ah tell yoh

wha’ hoss Mist’ Jim done name’, kin yoh wait till Ah gits my bets down,

so’s not influence de odds?”

“Ah ’low dat Ah kin. Yoh ’low dat tip look good?”

“Look good?” Pro’s voice quivered with outraged indignation. “Yoh ’low

Mist’ Jim done tellygraft a niggah lessen it good?”

“Nevah kin tell,” commented Mr. Fox cynically.

Prosias hesitated. His mind was in panic for fear of losing the

opportunity to secure working capital, yet the situation was

embarrassing. He found it difficult to approach a business proposition

without revealing the fact that he was embarrassed financially.

“Reckon yoh do the right thing if Ah tell yoh de name ob de hoss?” he

said tentatively.

“Yoh knows me, Pro. Ah always does de right thing, doan’ Ah?”

“Dat yoh repitation, Clarence,” said Pro, vaguely conscious of the fact

that he knew nothing of Clarence’s reputation.

“Always aims to do de right thing, Pro.”

“Hyah she go, den,” said Pro, with sudden determination, as he tore

open the envelope.

“Miss Luck, be mine!” he breathed, as he unfolded the yellow paper.

With Mr. Fox craning his neck to see over his shoulder, he read:

Shoot the roll on the filly in the fourth.

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