CHAPTER II.

The next day joined in the tournament. It was a grand sight. The horses

pranced, the plumes flowed in the wind. The refreshments were executed

by contract, at so much a head, by a body of adventurers, who had

combined together to keep down prices.

"Nay, beshrew thee, man!" exclaimed JOHN, the Smith, to THOMAS the

Jones--a contraction of joiner. "It is these

combinations--co-operations, as Sir EVANS, the Clerk at the church over

yonder hath it--that ruin trade." Before THOMAS the Jones or joiner

could reply, there was a crash, and it was known that Sir BRIAN had been

overcome by a Knight who had no crest.

"He does not deserve to win," said a Herald to a Pursuivant--"defrauding

us of our fees! No coat-of-arms; no pedigree! It is simply disgraceful."

"Ay, and so it is," replied the under-officers of the College of Arms.

"But see yonder is ISAAC of YORK the Jew. Join me in a bond, and we will

avail ourselves of his usury." And within twenty-four hours the two

gentles had borrowed one-and-sevenpence-halfpenny!

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