CHAPTER VI

1720

"Poems on Several Occasions"--Gay Invests His Earnings in the South

Sea Company--The South Sea "Bubble" Breaks, and Gay Loses all His

Money--Appointed a Commissioner of the State Lottery--Lord Lincoln

Gives Him an Apartment in Whitehall--At Tunbridge

Wells--Correspondence with Mrs. Howard.

Gay in 1720 was in his thirty-fifth year, and he had commenced author

some twelve years before this date. During this period his output had

been very small, and his success not conspicuous. As a dramatist he had

been a complete failure--his first play, "The Wife of Bath," was

still-born, and the others, "The What D'ye Call It" and "Three Hours

After Marriage," had practically been hooted off the stage, and had

brought him in their train a considerable degree of unpopularity. Of his

poems, the only ones of any marked merit were "The Shepherd's Week," and

"Trivia," and even these were unambitious, though not without merit. Gay

now bethought him of collecting his poems, published and unpublished,

and they were issued in two quarto volumes early in 1720, with the joint

imprint of Jacob Tonson and his old publisher, Bernard Lintott, and with

a frontispiece by William Kent.

The "Poems on Several Occasions," as the collection was styled, were

issued by subscription. His friends supported him admirably. Lord

Burlington and Lord Chandos each put down his name for fifty copies,

Lord Bathurst for ten copies; in all Gay made more than £1,000 by the

publication. To this success he alluded in his "Epistle to the Right

Honourable Paul Methuen, Esq."[1]

Yet there are ways for authors to be great;

Write ranc'rous libels to reform the State;

Or if you choose more sun and readier ways,

Spatter a minister with fulsome praise:

Launch out with freedom, flatter him enough;

Fear not, all men are dedication-proof.

Be bolder yet, you must go farther still,

Dip deep in gall thy mercenary quill.

He who his pen in party quarrels draws,

Lists an hired bravo to support the cause;

He must indulge his patron's hate and spleen,

And stab the fame of those he ne'er has seen.

Why then should authors mourn their desp'rate case?

Be brave, do this, and then demand a place.

Why art thou poor? exert the gifts to rise,

And vanish tim'rous virtue from thy eyes.

All this seems modern preface, where we're told

That wit is praised, but hungry lives and cold:

Against th' ungrateful age these authors roar,

And fancy learning starves because they're poor.

Yet why should learning hope success at Court?

Why should our patriots virtue's cause support?

Why to true merit should they have regard?

They know that virtue is its own reward.

Yet let me not of grievances complain.

Who (though the meanest of the Muse's train)

Can boast subscriptions to my humble lays,

And mingle profit with my little praise.

What to do with the thousand pounds--a sum certainly far larger than any

of which he had ever been possessed--Gay had not the slightest idea. He

had just enough wisdom to consult his friends. Erasmus Lewis, a prudent

man of affairs, advised him to invest it in the Funds and live upon the

interest; Arbuthnot advised him to put his faith in Providence and live

upon the capital; Swift and Pope, who understood him best, advised him

to purchase an annuity. Bewildered by these divergent counsels, he did

none of these things. Just when he was confronted with the necessity of

making up his mind, Pope's friend, James Craggs the younger, of whom he

wrote in "Mr. Pope's Welcome from Greece":--

Bold, generous Craggs, whose heart was ne'er disguised,

made him a present of some stock of the South Sea Company, at the same

time, no doubt, telling him that in all probability it would rise in

value. Here was a chance, dear to the heart of this hunter after

sinecures, of getting something for nothing--or next to nothing. With

his thousand pounds he purchased more South Sea stock. At what price Gay

bought it is impossible to say, but it is not unlikely that Craggs'

present was made in April, 1720, when the first money-subscription was

issued at the price of £300 for each £100 stock. The poet's good fortune

was at this moment in the ascendant. A mania for speculation burst over

the town, and everybody bought and sold South Sea stock. In July it was

quoted at £1,000. If Gay had then sold out he would have realised a sum

in the neighbourhood of £20,000. His friends implored him to content

himself with this handsome profit, but in vain. As Dr. Johnson put it,

"he dreamed of dignity and splendour, and could not bear to obstruct his

own fortune."[2] He who a few months ago had been practically penniless,

could not now bring himself to be satisfied with an income of about a

thousand a year. Realising that it was impossible entirely to overcome

his obduracy, his friends then begged him at least to sell so much as

would produce even a hundred a year in the Funds, "which," Fenton said

to him, "will make you sure of a clean shirt and a shoulder of mutton

every day." Gay was not to be moved from his resolve to become a great

capitalist. Arguments were of no avail. The wilful man finally had his

way. Almost from the moment he refused to yield to his friends'

entreaties the price of South Sea stock declined rapidly. The "Bubble"

burst, and in October South Sea stock was unsaleable at any price. Gay

lost not only his profit but his capital, and was again reduced to

penury.

Gay spoke his mind about the "Bubble" in "A Panegyrical Epistle to Mr.

Thomas Snow, Goldsmith, near Temple Bar: Occasioned by his Buying and

Selling of the Third Subscriptions, taken in by the Directors of the

South Sea Company, at a thousand per cent," which was published by

Lintott in 1721:--

O thou, whose penetrative wisdom found

The South-Sea rocks and shelves, where thousands drown'd,

When credit sunk, and commerce gasping lay,

Thou stood'st; nor sent one bill unpaid away.

When not a guinea chink'd on Martin's boards,

And Atwill's self was drain'd of all his hoards,

Thou stood'st (an Indian king in size and hue)

Thy unexhausted shop was our Peru.

Why did 'Change-Alley waste thy precious hours,

Among the fools who gaped for golden showers?

No wonder if we found some poets there,

Who live on fancy, and can feed on air;

No wonder they were caught by South-Sea schemes

Who ne'er enjoy'd a guinea but in dreams;

No wonder they their third subscription sold,

For millions of imaginary gold:

No wonder that their fancies wild can frame }

Strange reasons, that a thing is still the same, }

Tho' changed throughout in substance and in name. }

But you (whose judgment scorns poetic flights)

With contracts furnish boys for paper kites.

One of the immediate results of the disaster was Gay's inability to

fulfil his obligations to one of the publishers of his "Poems on Several

Occasions":--

JOHN GAY TO JACOB TONSON.

Friday morning [_circa_ October, 1720].

"Sir,--I received your letter with the accounts of the books you had

delivered. I have not seen Mr. Lintott's account, but shall take the

first opportunity to call on him. I cannot think your letter consists of

the utmost civility, in five lines to press me twice to make up my

account just at a time when it is impracticable to sell out of the

stocks in which my fortune is engaged. Between Mr. Lintott and you the

greatest part of the money is received, and I imagine you have a

sufficient number of books in your hands for the security of the rest.

To go to the strictness of the matter, I own my note engages me to make

the whole payment in the beginning of September. Had it been in my

power, I had not given you occasion to send to me, for I can assure you

I am as impatient and uneasy to pay the money I owe, as some men are to

receive it, and it is no small mortification to refuse you so reasonable

a request, which is that I may no longer be obliged to you."[3]

* * * * *

The loss of his fortune was, of course, a very severe blow to Gay, but

as ever, his friends gathered round him. Instead of being angry with him

for his folly--but no one of his friends was ever angry with him--they

looked upon him, and treated him, just as a spoilt child who had

disobediently tried to get over a hedge and had scratched himself in the

endeavour. They put their heads together to find "something" for him.

Gay, of course, was not easy to deal with; it was difficult to make him

listen to reason. He could not be brought to believe that it was not his

due to receive something for nothing. He had been secretary to Lord

Clarendon's brief Mission to Hanover; why had not diplomacy something to

offer him? The Princess of Wales had asked for a copy of a set of his

verses; was there no place for him at Court? He had praised members of

the Royal Family in verse; was there somewhere--somehow--a sinecure in

the Household for him? It seems that Gay really could not understand the

position. Could not Mrs. Howard do something in his interest? Could not

the friends of Pope do aught to secure that little post? Or Lord

Burlington, or Lord Bathurst, or William Pulteney, or some one of the

rest? He became petulant, and it is a tribute to his charm that not one

of these persons was ever disgusted with him, but continued to feed him,

keep him, and pet him, and made their friends and their friends' friends

do likewise. In fact, this delightful, whimsical, helpless creature

leant upon all who were stronger, and each one upon whom he leant loved

him to his dying day.

Gay's health, which was never robust, gave way under his bitter

disappointment, and in 1721 he went in the early autumn to Bath, where

Mrs. Bradshaw wrote to Mrs. Howard, September 19th: "He is always with

the Duchess of Queensberry." In the following year he was again ill, and

went again to recuperate at the Somersetshire watering place.

JOHN GAY TO DEAN SWIFT.

London, December 22nd, 1722.

"After every post-day, for these eight or nine years, I have been

troubled with an uneasiness of spirit, and at last I have resolved to

get rid of it and write to you. I do not deserve you should think so

well of me as I really deserve, for I have not professed to you that I

love you as much as ever I did; but you are the only person of my

acquaintance, almost, that does not know it. Whomever I see that comes

from Ireland, the first question I ask is after your health ... I think

of you very often; nobody wishes you better, or longs more to see you

... I was there [at Bath] for near eleven weeks for a colic that I have

been troubled with of late; but have not found all the benefit I

expected ... I lodge at present at Burlington House, and have received

many civilities from many great men, but very few real benefits. They

wonder at each other for not providing for me, and I wonder at them all.

Experience has given me some knowledge of them, so that I can say, that

it is not in their power to disappoint me."[4]

This was certainly ungrateful of Gay, but allowance may perhaps be made

for him on the ground that he was, as Coxe has written, "of a sanguine

disposition, was easily raised and as easily depressed. He mistook the

usual civilities of persons of distinction for offers of assistance, and

argued from the common promises of a Court certain preferment." He

accordingly always suffered from mortification, about which he was prone

to discourse. This was a foible well known to his friends, and even Pope

could not refrain from gently chaffing him: "I wish you joy of the birth

of the young Prince,[5] because he is the only prince we have from whom

you have had no expectations and no disappointments."[6]

DEAN SWIFT TO JOHN GAY.

Dublin, January 8th, 1723.

"Although I care not to talk to you as a divine, yet I hope you have not

been the author of your colic. Do you drink bad wine or keep bad

company?... I am heartily sorry you have any dealings with that ugly

distemper, and I believe our friend Arbuthnot will recommend you to

temperance and exercise ...

"I am extremely glad he [Pope] is not in your case of needing great

men's favour, and could heartily wish that you were in his.

"I have been considering why poets have such ill success in making their

court, since they are allowed to be the greatest and best of all

flatterers. The defect is, that they flatter only in print or in

writing, but not by word of mouth; they will give things under their

hand which they make a conscience of speaking. Besides, they are too

libertine to haunt antechambers, too poor to bribe porters and footmen,

and too proud to cringe to second-hand favourites in a great family.

"Tell me, are you not under original sin by the dedication of your

Eclogues to Lord Bolingbroke?

"I am an ill judge at this distance, and besides am, for my case,

utterly ignorant of the commonest things that pass in the world; but if

all Courts have a sameness in them (as the parsons phrase it), things

may be as they were in my time, when all employments went to

Parliament-men's friends, who had been useful in elections, and there

was always a huge list of names in arrears at the Treasury, which would

at least take up your seven years' expedient to discharge even one-half.

"I am of opinion, if you will not be offended, that the surest course

would be to get your friend [Lord Burlington] who lodgeth in your house

to recommend you to the next Chief Governor who comes over here, for a

good civil employment, or to be one of his secretaries, which your

Parliament-men are fond enough of, when there is no room at home. The

wine is good and reasonable; you may dine twice a week at the

Deanery-house; there is a set of company in this town sufficient for one

man; folks will admire you, because they have read you, and read of you;

and a good employment will make you live tolerably in London, or

sumptuously here; or, if you divide between both places, it will be for

your health."[7]

* * * * *

Gay's friends, who had persistently been on the look-out to help him, at

last met with some small measure of success. "I am obliged to you for

your advice, as I have been formerly for your assistance in introducing

me into business," Gay wrote to Swift from London, February 3rd, 1723.

"I shall this year be Commissioner of the State Lottery, which will be

worth to me a hundred and fifty pounds. And I am not without hopes that

I have friends that will think of some better and more certain provision

for me."[8] In addition to this post, the Earl of Lincoln was persuaded

to give him an apartment in Whitehall. The Commissionship and the

residence to some small extent soothed Gay's ruffled vanity, and were

beyond question convenient.

JOHN GAY TO DEAN SWIFT.

London, February 3rd, 1723.

"As for the reigning amusements of the town, it is entirely music; real

fiddles, bass-viols and hautboys; not poetical harps, lyres and reeds.

There's nobody allowed to say, I sing, but an eunuch or an Italian

woman. Everybody is grown now as great a judge of music, as they were in

your time of poetry, and folks that could not distinguish one tune from

another now daily dispute about the different styles of Handel,

Bononcine, and Attilio. People have now forgot Homer and Virgil and

Cæsar, or at least they have lost their ranks. For in London and

Westminster, in all polite conversations, Senesino is daily voted to be

the greatest man that ever lived.

"Mr. Congreve I see often; he always mentions you with the strongest

expressions of esteem and friendship. He labours still under the same

affliction as to his sight and gout; but in his intervals of health he

has not lost anything of his cheerful temper. I passed all the last

season with him at Bath, and I have great reason to value myself upon

his friendship, for I am sure he sincerely wishes me well. Pope has just

now embarked himself in another great undertaking as an author, for of

late he has talked only as a gardener. He has engaged to translate the

Odyssey in three years, I believe rather out of a prospect of gain than

inclination, for I am persuaded he bore his part in the loss of the

South Sea. I supped about a fortnight ago with Lord Bathurst and Lewis

at Dr. Arbuthnot's."[9]

* * * * *

During the summer of 1723 Gay, still troubled with the colic, went to

Tunbridge Wells, where he carried on a vigorous correspondence with Mrs.

Howard.

THE HON. MRS. HOWARD TO JOHN GAY.

Richmond Lodge, July 5th, 1723.

"I was very sorry to hear, when I returned from Greenwich, that you had

been at Richmond the same day; but I really thought you would have

ordered your affairs in such a manner that I should have seen you before

you went to Tunbridge. I dare say you are now with your friends, but not

with one who more sincerely wishes to see you easy and happy than I do;

if my power was equal to theirs the matter should soon be determined.

"I am glad to hear you frequent the church. You cannot fail of being

often put in mind of the great virtue of patience, and how necessary

that may be for you to practise I leave to your own experience. I

applaud your prudence (for I hope it is entirely owing to it) that you

have no money at Tunbridge. It is easier to avoid the means of

temptation than to resist them when the power is in our own hands....

"The place you are in has strangely filled your head with cures and

physicians; but (take my word for it) many a fine lady has gone there to

drink the waters without being sick, and many a man has complained of

the loss of his heart who has had it in his own possession. I desire you

will keep yours, for I shall not be very fond of a friend without one,

and I have a great mind you should be in the number of mine."

JOHN GAY TO THE HON. MRS HOWARD.

Tunbridge Wells, July 12th, 1723.

"The next pleasure to seeing you is hearing from you, and when I hear

you succeed in your wishes I succeed in mine--so I will not say a word

more of the house.

"We have a young lady, Mary Jennings, here that is very particular in

her desires. I have known some ladies who, if ever they prayed and

were sure their prayers would prevail, would ask an equipage, a title,

a husband or matadores; but this lady, who is but seventeen and has

but thirty thousand pounds, places all her wishes in a pot of good

ale. When her friends, for the sake of her shape and complexion, would

dissuade her from it, she answers, with the truest sincerity, that by

the loss of shape and complexion she can only lose a husband, but that

ale is her passion. I have not as yet drank with her, though I must

own I cannot help being fond of a lady who has so little disguise of

her practice, either in her words or appearance. If to show you love

her you must drink with her she has chosen an ill place for followers,

for she is forbid with the waters. Her shape is not very unlike a

barrel, and I would describe her eyes, if I could look over the

agreeable swellings of her cheeks, in which the rose predominates; nor

can I perceive the least of the lily in her whole countenance. You see

what £30,000 can do, for without that I could never have discovered

all these agreeable particularities. In short, she is the _ortolan_,

or rather _wheat-ear_, of the place, for she is entirely a lump of

fat; and the form of the universe itself is scarce more beautiful, for

her figure is almost circular. After I have said all this, I believe

it will be in vain for me to declare I am not in love, and I am afraid

that I have showed some imprudence in talking upon this subject, since

you have declared that you like a friend that has a heart in his

disposal. I assure you I am not mercenary and that £30,000 have not

half so much power with me as the woman I love."

THE HON. MRS. HOWARD TO JOHN GAY.

Richmond Lodge, July 22nd, 1723.

"I have taken some days to consider of your _wheat-ear_, but I find I

can no more approve of your having a passion for that, than I did of

your turning parson. But if ever you will take the one, I insist upon

your taking the other; they ought not to be parted; they were made

from the beginning for each other. But I do not forbid you to get the

best intelligence of the ways, manners and customs of this wonderful

_phenomène_, how it supports the disappointment of bad ale, and what

are the consequences to the full enjoyment of her luxury? I have some

thoughts of taking a hint from the ladies of your acquaintance who

pray for matadores, and turn devotees for luck at ombre, for I have

already lost above £100 since I came to Richmond.

"I do not like to have you too passionately fond of everything that

has no disguise. I (that am grown old in Courts) can assure you

sincerity is so very unthriving that I can never give consent that you

should practise it, excepting to three or four people that I think may

deserve it, of which number I am. I am resolved that you shall open a

new scene of behaviour next winter and begin to pay in coin your debts

of fair promises. I have some thoughts of giving you a few loose hints

for a satire, and if you manage it right, and not indulge that foolish

good-nature of yours, I do not question but I shall see you in good

employment before Christmas."

JOHN GAY TO THE HON. MRS. HOWARD.

Tunbridge Wells, August, 1723.

"I have long wished to be able to put in practice that valuable worldly

qualification of being insincere. One of my chief reasons is that I hate

to be particular, and I think if a man cannot conform to the customs of

the world, he is not fit to be encouraged or to live in it. I know that,

if one would be agreeable to men of dignity one must study to imitate

them, and I know which way they get money and places. I cannot indeed

wonder that the talents requisite for a great statesman are so scarce in

the world, since so many of those who possess them are every month cut

off in the prime of their life at the Old Bailey.

"Another observation I have made upon courtiers is that if you have any

friendship with any particular one, you must be entirely governed by his

friendship and resentments, not your own; you are not only to flatter

him but those that he flatters, and, if he chances to take a fancy to

any man whom you know that he knows to have the talents of a statesman,

you are immediately to think both of them men of the most exact honour.

In short, you must think nothing dishonest or dishonourable that is

required of you, because, if you know the world, you must know that no

statesman has or ever will require anything of you that is dishonest or

dishonourable.

"Then you must suppose that all statesmen, and your friend in particular

(for statesmen's friends have always seemed to think so) have been, are,

and always will be guided by strict justice, and are quite void of

partiality and resentment. You are to believe that he never did or can

propose any wrong thing, for whoever has it in his power to dissent from

a statesman, in any one particular, is not capable of his friendship.

This last word, friendship, I have been forced to make use of several

times, though I know that I speak improperly, for it has never been

allowed a Court term. This is some part of a Court creed, though it is

impossible to fix all the articles, for as men of dignity believe one

thing one day and another the next, so you must daily change your faith

and opinion; therefore the mood to please these wonderful and mighty men

is never to declare in the morning what you believe until your friend

has declared what he believes--for one mistake this way is utter

destruction.

"I hope these few reflections will convince you that I know something of

the art of pleasing great men. I have strictly examined most favourites

that I have known, and think I judge right, that almost all of them have

practised most of these rules on their way to preferment. I cannot

wonder that great men require all this from their creatures, since most

of them have practised it themselves, or else they had never arrived to

their dignities.

"As to your advice that you give me in relation to preaching and

marrying and ale, I like it extremely, for this lady [Mary Jennings]

must be born to be a parson's wife, and I never will think of marrying

her till I have preached my first sermon. She was last night at a

private ball--so private that not one man knew it till it was over, so

that Mrs. Carr was disturbed at her lodgings by only a dozen ladies, who

danced together without the least scandal.

"I fancy I shall not stay here much longer, though what will become of

me I know not, for I have not, and fear never shall have, a will of my

own."

THE HON. MRS. HOWARD TO JOHN GAY.

August, 1723.

"After you have told me that you hate writing letters, it would be very

ungrateful not to thank you for so many as you have written for me.

Acting contrary to one's inclinations, for the service of those one

likes, is a strong proof of friendship; yet, as it is painful, it ought

never to be exacted but in case of great necessity. As such I look upon

that correspondence in which I have engaged you.

"Perhaps you think I treat you very oddly, that while I own myself

afraid of a man of wit [Lord Peterborough] and make that a pretence to

ask your assistance, I can write to you myself without any concern; but

do me justice and believe it is that I think it requires something more

than wit to deserve esteem. So it is less uneasy for me to write to you

than to the other, for I should fancy I purchased the letters I received

(though very witty) at too great an expense, if at the least hazard of

having my real answers exposed.

"The enclosed[10] will discover that I did not make use of every

argument with which you had furnished me; but I had a reason, of which I

am not at this time disposed to make you a judge. Conquest is the last

thing a woman cares to resign; but I should be very sorry to have you in

the desperate state of my _Knight-errant_. No! I would spare you, out

of self-interest, to secure to me those I have made by your assistance."

THE HON. MRS. HOWARD TO JOHN GAY.

August 22nd [1723].

"I am very much pleased to find you are of my opinion. I have always

thought that the man who will be nothing but a man of wit oftener

disobliges than entertains the company. There is nothing tries our

patience more than that person who arrogantly is ever showing his

superiority over the company he is engaged in. He and his fate I think

very like the woman whose whole ambition is only to be handsome. _She_

is in continual care about her own charms and neglects the world; and

_he_ is always endeavouring to be more witty than all the world, which

makes them both disagreeable companions.

"The warmth with which I attack wit will, I am afraid, be thought to

proceed from the same motive which makes the old and ugly attack the

young and handsome; but if you examine well all those of the character

I have mentioned you will find they are generally but pretenders to

either wit or beauty, and in justification of myself I can say, and

that with great sincerity, I respect wit with judgment, and beauty

with humility, whenever I meet it.

"I have sent the enclosed[11] and desire an answer. I make no more

apologies, for I take you to be in earnest; but if you can talk of

sincerity without having it, I am glad it is in my power to punish

you, for sincerity is not only the favourite expression of my

knight-errant, but it is my darling virtue.

"If I agree with you, that wit is very seldom to be found in

sincerity, it is because I think neither wit nor sincerity is often

found; but daily experience shows us it is want of wit, and not too

much, makes people insincere."

[Footnote 1: Paul Methuen (1672-1757), diplomatist; Comptroller of the

Household 1720-1725; K.B., 1725.]

[Footnote 2: _Lives of the Poets_ (ed. Hill), III, p. 273.]

[Footnote 3: _B.M._, Add. MSS., 28275, f. 8.]

[Footnote 4: Swift: _Works_ (ed. Scott), XVI, p. 385.]

[Footnote 5: George William, born November 2nd, 1717, died February 6th,

1722.]

[Footnote 6: _Works_ (ed. Elwin and Courthope), VII, p. 422.]

[Footnote 7: Swift: _Works_ (ed. Scott), XVI, 390.]

[Footnote 8: Swift: _Works_ (ed. Scott), XVI, p. 398.]

[Footnote 9: Swift: _Works_ (ed. Scott), XVI, p. 297.]

[Footnote 10: Probably a letter from Lord Peterborough to Mrs. Howard.]

[Footnote 11: Probably a copy of a letter from Mrs. Howard to Lord

Peterborough].

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