CHAPTER XV

Hajji Baba reaches Tehran, and goes to the poet’s house.

I entered Tehran early in the morning by the Shah Abdul Azîm gate, just

as it was opened, and immediately exhibited my horse for sale at the

market, which is daily held there, for that purpose. I had proved it to

be a good beast, from the rate at which I had travelled since taking

my hasty leave of the courier; but a horse-dealer, to whom I showed it,

made out so clearly that it was full of defects, that I thought myself

in luck, if I got anything at all for it. It was _chup_--it had the

_ableh_[32]--it was old, and its teeth had been burnt;--in short, it

seemed to have every quality that a horse ought not to have. I was

therefore surprised when he offered me five tomauns for it, provided

I threw him the bridle and saddle into the bargain; and he seemed as

surprised when I took him at his word, and accepted of his offer. He

paid me down one half of the money, and then offered me a half-starved

ass in payment of the remainder; but this I refused, and he promised to

pay me in full when we met again. I was too much in haste to continue

bargaining any longer; so going straightway to the bazaar, I bought a

black cap, laid by my dervish’s tiara, and having equipped myself in a

manner to be taken for one come from off a journey, I inquired my way to

the house of the poet.

It was situated in a pleasant quarter of the town, surrounded by gardens

filled with poplars and pomegranate trees, and in a street through which

ran a stream of water, bordered by beautiful _chenars_.[33] But the

house itself seemed indeed to speak the absence of its master: the gate

was half closed; there was no stir about it; and when I entered the

first court, I could perceive but few indications of an inhabitant. This

looked ill for my promised reward. At length, making my way to the upper

room, that was situated over the gate, I there saw a man of about fifty

years old, seated on a felt carpet, smoking his kaliân, whom I found to

be the very person I was in search of, viz. the _Nazir_ or steward.

I immediately exclaimed, ‘Good news! the khan is coming.’

‘_Yani cheh?_ what do you mean?’ said he; ‘which khan? where? when?’

When I had explained myself, and had presented the letter addressed to

him, he seemed to be thrown into a mixed state of feigned joy and real

sorrow, amazement, and apprehension.

‘But are you very sure,’ said he, ‘that the khan is alive?’

‘Very sure,’ returned I; ‘and before to-morrow is over, you will receive

another courier, who will give you many more particulars of his safety,

and who will bring letters to the king, viziers, and others.’

He then began to make all sorts of incoherent exclamations; ‘This is a

wonderful business! What dust has fallen upon our heads? Where shall I

go? What shall I do?’

When he had a little recovered himself, I endeavoured to persuade him to

give me an explanation of his emotions on this occasion, and tell me why

he felt so agitated, and apparently distressed, at what ought only to

be a matter of joy. All I could hear from him was, ‘He must be dead;

everybody says he is dead; his wife dreamt that she had lost her largest

tooth--the one that gave her such aching pain, and therefore he is dead;

besides the king has settled it so. He cannot be alive; he must not be

alive.’

‘Well,’ said I, ‘if he is dead, be it so; all I can say is, that he was

one of the true believers at Asterabad, not six days ago; and that he

will soon prove in person, by showing himself at Tehran, in the course

of another week.’

After the Nazir had sat, and wondered, and ruminated for some time, he

said, ‘You will not be surprised at my perplexity when I tell you of the

state of things here, in consequence of the report of my master’s death.

In the first place, the Shah has seized all his property: his house,

furniture, and live stock, including his Georgian slaves, are to be

given to Khur Ali Mirza, one of the king’s younger sons: his village

now belongs to the prime vizier: his place is about to be bestowed upon

Mirza Fûzûl; and, to crown all, his wife has married his son’s tutor.

Say, then, whether or no I have not a right to be astonished and

perplexed?’

I agreed that there was no disputing his right; ‘but, in the meanwhile,’

said I, ‘what becomes of my reward?’

‘O, as for that,’ answered the Nazir, ‘you cannot expect anything from

me; for you have brought me no joyful tidings: you may claim it from my

master, when he comes, if you choose, but I can give you nothing.’

Upon which, promising to return on some future day, I left the Nazir to

his own reflections, and quitted the house.

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