CHAPTER IX

Hajji Baba, in his distress, becomes a saka, or water-carrier.

We reached Meshed in due time, and the prince made his solemn entry

amidst all the noise, parade, and confusion, attendant upon such

ceremonies. I found myself a solitary being, in a strange city,

distant from my friends, and from any creature to whom I might look

for assistance, and without even a pair of razors to comfort me. When

I looked at my present means, I found that they consisted of five

tomauns--which I had managed to secrete from the sack I had stolen in

the caravanserai, and which I put between the lining of my cap--of a

brown woollen coat, of a sheep-skin jacket, a shirt, a pair of trousers,

and a heavy pair of boots. I had lived upon the muleteer as long as he

enjoyed the daily allowance of provisions that he received during the

time when he was attached to the suite of the prince; but now that

he and his mules were discharged, I could not expect that he should

continue to support me. I thought of again taking to my profession; but

who would trust their throats to a man who had the reputation of being

a Turcoman spy? Besides, although I might purchase razors, yet my means

were not large enough to set up a shop, and I was determined not to

become a journeyman.

My friend the muleteer, who knew the ways and means of Meshed,

recommended me strongly to become a _saka_, or water-carrier. ‘You are

young, and strong,’ said he: ‘you have a good voice, and would entice

people to drink by a harmonious cry. You have besides a great talent

for cant and palaver, and for laughing at one’s beard. The number of

pilgrims who come to Meshed to perform their devotions at the tomb of

the Imâm is great, and charity being one of the principal instruments

which they use for the salvation of their souls, they give freely to

those who promise them the best reward. You must sell each draught in

the name and for the sake Imâm Hossein, our favourite saint. Always

offer it gratis; but be sure you get money in hand before you pour it

out; and when your customer has drunk, say, with great emphasis,

‘May your draught be propitious! May the holy Imâm take you under his

protection! May you never suffer the thirst of the blessed Hossein!’

and such like sort of speeches, which you must chant out so loud that

everybody may hear you. In short, to devotees who come some hundreds of

parasangs to say their prayers, you may say anything and everything, and

you will be sure to be believed. I myself have been a saka at Meshed,

and know the trade. It has enabled me to buy a string of mules, and to

be the man you see.’

I followed my friend’s advice. I forthwith laid out my money in buying a

leather sack, with a brass cock, which I slung round my body, and also a

bright drinking cup. After having filled my sack with water, and let it

soak for some time, in order to do away the bad smell of the leather, I

sallied forth, and proceeded to the tomb, where I immediately began

my operations. The cry I adopted was ‘Water, water! in the name of the

Imâm, water.’ This I chanted with all the force and swell of my lungs,

and having practised under the tuition of the muleteer for two days

before, I was assured that I acquitted myself as well as the oldest

practitioners. As soon as I appeared, I immediately drew the attention

of the other sakas, who seemed to question the right I had to exercise

their profession. When I showed myself at the reservoir, to draw water,

they would have quarrelled with me, and one attempted to push me in; but

they found I was resolute, and that my resolution was backed by a set

of strong and active limbs, and therefore confined themselves to abusive

language, of which being the entire master, I soon got the lead, and

completely silenced them. Nature, in fact, seemed to have intended me

for a saka. The water which I had a moment before drawn from a filthy

reservoir, I extolled as having flowed from a spring created by Ali in

person equal to the sacred well of Zem Zem, and a branch of the river

which flows through Paradise. It is inconceivable how it was relished,

and how considerable was the money I received for giving it gratis. I

was always on the watch to discover when a new set of pilgrims should

arrive, and before they had even alighted from their mules, all dusty

from the road, and all happy at having escaped the Turcomans, I plied

them in the name of the Prophet with a refreshing draught, and made them

recollect that, this being the first devotional act which they performed

on reaching Meshed, so out of gratitude for their safe arrival, they

ought to reward me liberally; and my admonitions were scarcely ever

disregarded.

The commemoration of the death of Hossein, which is so religiously kept

throughout Persia, was now close at hand, and I determined to put myself

into training to appear as the water-carrier, who on the last day of

the festival, which is held the most sacred, performs a conspicuous

character in the tragedy. This was to be acted in public before the

prince in the great open square of the city, and I expected to acquire

much reputation and profit from the feat of strength which I should

perform, which consists of carrying an immense sack full of water on

the back, accompanied by additional exertions. I had a rival, who

accomplished the task on the last festival; but as the sack I was about

to carry contained infinitely more water than he could support, my claim

to superiority was not to be disputed. However, I was advised to be

on my guard, for he was of a jealous character, and would not lose an

opportunity of doing me an injury if he could. When the day arrived,

the prince being seated in an upper room situated over the gate of his

palace, and the whole population of the city assembled to witness

the religious ceremonies, I appeared naked to the waist, with my body

streaming with blood, slowly walking under the weight of my immense

sack. Having reached the window at which the prince was seated,

I attracted his notice by loud exclamations for his happiness and

prosperity. He threw me down a gold coin, and expressed himself pleased

with my performance. In my exultation I invited several boys, who were

near at hand for the purpose, to pile themselves upon my load, which

they did, to the astonishment of the crowd, who encouraged me by their

cries and applause. I called for another boy, when my rival, who had

watched his opportunity, sprang forwards and mounted himself on the very

top of all, hoping, no doubt, to crush me: but, exerting myself to

the utmost of my strength, I carried my burden clean off, amidst the

animating shouts of the staring multitude. But although in the heat of

the exertion I felt no inconvenience, yet when I was disencumbered I

found that my back was sprained so severely, that I was totally unfitted

for the trade of a water-carrier for the future. I therefore sold

my sack and other articles, and, with the money that I had gained

in water-selling, found myself well off, compared to the deplorable

situation in which I was on my arrival at Meshed. My friend the muleteer

had departed some time before the festival with a caravan for Tehran, so

I was deprived of his counsels. I should have demanded justice for the

injury done me by my rival, and might have dragged him before the cadi;

but I was assured that in the Mohammedan law there is no provision made

for a sprain. It is written an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth;

but there is no sprain for a sprain. Had I had some powerful protector,

who would have prosecuted the business for me, perhaps I might have got

redress; but a miserable creature like myself, unknown and unfriended,

I could have gained nothing, and should perhaps have stood a chance of

losing the little money I had acquired.

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