CLOSE OF SEVENTIETH BIRTHDAY SPEECH

Threescore years and ten!

It is the scriptural statute of limitations. After that you owe no

active duties; for you the strenuous life is over. You are a

time-expired man, to use Kipling’s military phrase; you have served your

term, well or less well, and you are mustered out. You are become an

honorary member of the republic, you are emancipated, compulsions are

not for you, nor any bugle call but “lights out.” You pay the time-worn

duty bills if you choose, or decline if you prefer—and without

prejudice—for they are not legally collectible.

The previous-engagement plea, which in forty years has cost you so many

twinges, you can lay aside forever; on this side of the grave you will

never need it again. If you shrink at thought of night, and winter, and

the late homecomings from the banquet and the lights and laughter

through the deserted street—a desolation which would not remind you now,

as for a generation it did, that your friends are sleeping and you must

creep in a-tiptoe and not disturb them, but would only remind you that

you need not tiptoe, you can never disturb them more—if you shrink at

the thought of these things you need only reply, “Your invitation honors

me and pleases me because you still keep me in your remembrance, but I

am seventy; seventy, and would nestle in the chimney corner and smoke my

pipe, and read my book, and take my rest, wishing you well in all

affection, and that when you in your turn shall arrive at Pier 70 you

may step aboard your waiting ship with a reconciled spirit, and lay your

course toward the sinking sun with a contented heart.”

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