MAKING THE OYSTER

You can’t make an oyster out of nothing, nor you can’t do it in a day.

You’ve got to start with a vast variety of invertebrates, the

belemnites, trilobites, jubusites, amalekites, and that sort of fry, and

put them in to soak in a primary sea and observe and wait what will

happen. Some of them will turn out a disappointment; the belemnites and

the amalekites and such will be failures, and they will die out and

become extinct in the course of the nineteen million years covered by

the experiment; but all is not lost, for the jubusites will develop

gradually into encrinites and stalactites and blatherskites, and one

thing and another, as the mighty ages creep on and the periods pile

their lofty crags in the primordial seas, and at last the first grand

stages in the preparation of the world for man stands completed, the

oyster is done. Now an oyster has hardly any more reasoning power than a

man has, so it is probable that this one jumped to the conclusion that

the nineteen million years was a preparation for _him_. That would be

just like an oyster, and, anyway, this one could not know at that early

date that he was only an incident in the scheme, and that there was some

more to the scheme yet. (Mark Twain—A Biography).

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