THE HOME PRODUCT

Necessarily we are all fond of murders, scandals, swindles, robberies,

explosions, collisions, and all such things, when we know the people,

and when they are neighbors and friends, but when they are strangers we

do not get any great pleasure out of them, as a rule. Now the trouble

with an American paper is that it has no discrimination; it rakes the

whole earth for blood and garbage and the result is that you are daily

overfed and suffer a surfeit. By habit you stow this muck every day, but

you come by and by to take no vital interest in it—indeed, you almost

get tired of it. As a rule, forty-nine-fiftieths of it concerns

strangers only—people away off yonder, a thousand miles, two thousand

miles, ten thousand miles from where you are. Why, when you come to

think of it, who cares what becomes of those people? I would not give

the assassination of one personal friend for a whole massacre of those

others. And, to my mind, one relative or neighbor mixed up in a scandal

is more interesting than a whole Sodom and Gomorrah of outlanders gone

rotten. Give me the home product every time.

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