CONSCIENCE

If I had the remaking of man, he wouldn’t have any conscience. It is one

of the most disagreeable things connected with a person; and although it

certainly does a great deal of good, it cannot be said to pay, in the

long run; it would be much better to have less good and more comfort.

Still, this is only my opinion, and I am only one man; others, with less

experience, may think differently. They have a right to their views. I

only stand to this; I have noticed my conscience for many years, and I

know it is more trouble and bother to me than anything else I started

with. I suppose that in the beginning I prized it, because we prize

anything that is ours; and yet how foolish it was to think so. If we

look at it in another way we see how absurd it is: if I had an anvil in

me would I prize it? Of course not. And yet when you come to think,

there is no real difference between a conscience and an anvil—I mean for

comfort. I have noticed it a thousand times. And you could dissolve an

anvil with acids, when you couldn’t stand it any longer; but there isn’t

any way that you can work off a conscience—at least, so it will stay

worked off; not that I know of, anyway.

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