TOM CANTY, KING

He opened his eyes—the richly clad First Lord of the Bedchamber was

kneeling by his couch. The gladness of the lying dream faded away—the

poor boy recognized that he was still a captive and a king. The room was

filled with courtiers clothed in purple mantles—the mourning

color[1]—and with noble servants of the monarch. Tom sat up in bed and

gazed out from the heavy silken curtains upon this fine company.

The weighty business of dressing began, and one courtier after another

knelt and paid his court and offered to the little king his condolences

upon his heavy loss, while the dressing proceeded. In the beginning, a

shirt was taken up by the Chief Equerry in Waiting, who passed it to the

First Lord of the Buckhounds, who passed it to the Second Gentleman of

the Bedchamber, who passed it to the Head Ranger of Windsor Forest, who

passed it to the Third Groom of the Stole, who passed it to the

Chancellor Royal of the Duchy of Lancaster, who passed it to the Master

of the Wardrobe, who passed it to Norroy King-at-Arms, who passed it to

the Constable of the Tower, who passed it to the Chief Steward of the

Household, who passed it to the Hereditary Grand Diaperer, who passed it

to the Lord High Admiral of England, who passed it to the Archbishop of

Canterbury, who passed it to the First Lord of the Bedchamber, who took

what was left of it and put it on Tom. Poor little wondering chap, it

reminded him of passing buckets at a fire....

A secretary of state presented an order of the Council appointing the

morrow at eleven for the reception of the foreign ambassadors, and

desired the king’s assent.

Tom turned an inquiring look toward Hertford, who whispered:

“Your majesty will signify consent. They come to testify their royal

masters’ sense of the heavy calamity which hath visited your grace and

the realm of England.”

Tom did as he was bidden. Another secretary began to read a preamble

concerning the expenses of the late king’s household, which had amounted

to £28,000 during the preceding six months—a sum so vast that it made

Tom Canty gasp; he gasped again when the fact appeared that £20,000 of

this money were still owing and unpaid; and once more when it appeared

that the king’s coffers were about empty, and his twelve hundred

servants much embarrassed for lack of the wages due them. Tom spoke out,

with lively apprehension.

“We be going to the dogs, ’tis plain. ’Tis meet and necessary that we

take a smaller house and set the servants at large, sith they be of no

value but to make delay, and trouble one with offices that harass the

spirit and shame the soul, they misbecoming any but a doll, that hath

nor brains nor hands to help itself withal. I remember me of a small

house that standeth over against the fish-market, by Billingsgate——”

A sharp pressure upon Tom’s arm stopped his foolish tongue and sent a

blush to his face; but no countenance there betrayed any sign that this

strange speech had been remarked or given concern.

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