THE OVERLAND STAGE

Our coach was a great swinging and swaying stage, of the most sumptuous

description—an imposing cradle on wheels. It was drawn by six handsome

horses, and by the side of the driver sat the “conductor,” the

legitimate captain of the craft; for it was his business to take charge

and care of the mails, baggage, express matter, and passengers. We three

were the only passengers, this trip. We sat on the back seat, inside.

About all the rest of the coach was full of mail bags—for we had three

days’ delayed mails with us. Almost touching our knees, a perpendicular

wall of mail matter rose up to the roof. There was a great pile of it

strapped on top of the stage, and both the fore and hind boots were

full. We had twenty-seven hundred pounds of it aboard, the driver

said—“a little for Brigham, and Carson, and ’Frisco, but the heft of it

for the Injuns, which is powerful troublesome ’thout they get plenty of

truck to read.” But as he just then got up a fearful convulsion of his

countenance which was suggestive of a wink being swallowed by an

earthquake, we guessed that his remark was intended to be facetious, and

to mean that we would unload the most of our mail matter somewhere on

the plains and leave it to the Indians, or whosoever wanted it.

We changed horses every ten miles, all day long, and fairly flew over

the hard level road. We jumped out and stretched our legs every time the

coach stopped, and so the night found us still vivacious and unfatigued.

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